Chapter 40

 

 

Next morning……….

 

 

Bhumi gets up early and looks up……then at arjun…then smiles at herself……..remembers how she and him had spent their night yesterday…………….a blush appears on her face.....

 

 

Bhumi goes to the washroom to freshen up……..

 

 

Bhumi comes out of the washroom and does not find arjun on the bed……

 

 

B: arre ye kaha gaya……

 

 

Arjun was standing behind her and suddenly he comes and holds her ……..

 

 

B: AAAAAH……

 

 

A: arre bhavri chilao mat……tumhara legal pati hoon main……koi gali ka awaara nahi……

 

 

B: (turning .........keeping her hands to her chest) tum bhi na arjun….. mujhe dara diya……

 

 

A: arre darne ki kya zaroorat hai……(still holding her in his arms)

 

 

B: achcha ab mujhe chod do………

 

 

A: kyon……itni jaldi…..

 

 

B: arjunnn!! Itni shaitani achchi nahi……..

 

 

A: hmm!! (getting romantic) to phir kya achcha hai bhavri…..

 

 

B: (partially blushing) arjun chhodo koi aa jaayega………..

 

 

A: bhavri…..koi nahi aayega……..ab ye sab chhodo bhavri…who main keh raha tha bhavri……

 

 

B: (smiling) hmmmm

 

 

A: who honeymoon par kaha jaana chahti ho……..

 

 

B: ab arjun kal hi to shaadi hui hai……itni jaldi kya honeymoon……..

 

 

A: (surprised) huh!! Bhavri….honeymoon who cheez hoti hai jo shaadi ke baad turant(immediately) jaate hain……..na ke shaadi ke 10 saal baad……….

 

 

B: (laughs) main jaanti hoon par kya is waqt jaana theek hoga………

 

 

A: kyon…..kyon theek nahi hoga………

 

 

B: ghar main aise halat hai……abhi tak to mujhe is ghar ke bado(elders) ka aashirwaad bhi nahi mila aur tumhe honeymoon par jaane ki padi hai……

 

 

He comes forward and cups her face in his palms and makes her look at him…..

 

 

A: bhavri….ye sab tumhe theek se nahi jaante…..ek baar tumhe pehchan lenge to phir sab theek ho jayega……..

 

 

B: sach…..sab theek ho jayega na……..

 

 

A: haan baba……phir to papa bhi maan jayenge……..bhavri who bure nahi hai….bas mujhse bahut pyaar karte hai……isliye …..aur kuch nahi……..

 

 

B: hmm……

 

 

A: achcha who sub chhodo tum batao honeymoon par kahan jaan chahti ho….

 

 

B: Ofo!! Tumhari sui(needle) to honeymoon par hi atak gayi hai……..

 

 

Removes his hand from her face……….. and bhumi goes in front of mirror……

 

 

A: bhavri……tum bhi naa……kitni unromantic ho….aaj humari shaadi ke baad pehla din hai……aaj ka pura din to tumhe meri bahon main hona chahiye tha…..(nearing her)

 

 

Standing behind her……she looks at him……

 

 

B: pura din………tum shayad bhul rahe ho main sirf tumhari patni nahi hoon…

 

 

A: to phir aur kiski ho……..huh!! mere area main kisne interefere karne ki koshish ki hai!!!!!

 

 

B: Arjunnnnnnn!!

 

 

A: achcha sorry…..bolo….stands close to her…..(hands on her arms)

 

 

B: main is ghar ki bahu bhi to hoon………

 

 

A: sahi kaha par tumhe is ghar ki bahu maine banaya hai………isilye sabse pehle tumpar mera haq banta hai………

 

 

Comes close to kiss her……..comes forward.......

 

 

But she pushes him backward……..

 

 

A: arre apne pati ko dhaka dete huye sharm nahi aati!!

 

 

B: nahi(laughing)

 

Saying she moves ahead of him.........then runs ahead of him......

 

 

A: achcha abhi  maza sikhata hoon…….

 

 

He pulls off her duppatta……….she is stunned……..

 

 

B: ye kya kar rahe ho…..mera duppata mujhe wapas do……

 

 

A: ek shart par…..

 

 

B: who kya hai ab!!

 

 

A: meri har kahi huyi baat manni hogi!!

 

 

B: theek hai jaise tum kahoge waise hi hoga……

 

 

A: achcha to pehle mere paas aao…….

 

 

She goes near him and tries to take her duppatta…….but he doesn't allow her……

 

 

A: ah! Itni jaldi kya hai…..thoda romance to ho jaaye(holding her waist)

 

 

She smiles……He brings her further close......encloses her in his arms.......

 

 

A: achha bhavri main soch raha tha tumne apne kal ke …….mera matlab hai  kal raat ke experience ke bare main nahi bataya…..

 

 

B: shee!! Bade besharam ho tum!!

 

 

A: ab dupatta chahiye to batana hoga……

 

 

B: main……(blushes)

 

 

A: ab ye baat sunkar sharma rahi ho to……shayad experience achcha hi raha hhoga…..(smiles)

 

 

 

B: ab pata chal gaya na…ab dupaatta de do……

 

 

A: hm….nahi main tumhare mooh se sunna chahta hoon…….

 

 

After a while…….bhumi blushes and says…….

 

 

B: main sirf itna hi keh sakti hoon ke kal raat meri zindagi ki sabse khoobsurat raat thi…….

 

 

Turns her face to him……..

 

 

B: and all because of you!!!!!

 

 

He smiles………

 

 

A: thanx to u too……

 

 

B: mujhe??

 

 

A: haan!! Kal raat meri zindagi ka bhi to sabse khoobsurat raat tha!!

 

 

Bhumi blushes…….Arjun gets a wicked smile on his face……..

 

 

A: haan(getting close) itni khoobsurat thi tum bahvri ……kal raat hum itne paas the naa……aur…….

 

 

B:(a bit surprised) arjunnnnn!!!!! Tum nahi sudhroge……..

 

 

 

……..Just then room door is knocked by someone……..

 

 

Bhumi opens it……..Its priti………

 

 

P: good morning bhabhi……..

 

 

B: good morning…..

 

 

P: good morning bhaiyya

 

 

A: (a bit annoyed since she disturbed them) haan ..haan good morning…..

 

 

A: ( to himself) hmm!! kahe ki good morning……..kabab main haddi tu jo aagayi……huh!!good morning……..

 

 

Priti comes in ………..

 

 

P: to bhabhi……khatam hui ke nahi aap dono ki suhagraat……

 

 

Bhumi blushes heavily……..

 

 

P: waise bhabhi aapka chehra to aise laal ho raha hai jaise mere aane se pehle bhi aap apni suhaagraat mana rahe the……..

 

 

Arjun comes from behind and catches her ear……….

 

 

A: priti…..tujhe aise nahi lagta ke tu apni umar se bahut badi badi baatein kar rahi hai……..hmm

 

 

P: aao!! Bhaiyya….dard ho raha hai…bhabhi kahiye naa……..

 

 

A: who kya kahegi!!

 

 

P: ab bhaiyya ab tak agar aap bhabhi ka dupatta haath main lekar khade rahenge to main kya kkoi bhi yahi sochega ji aap abhi bhi suuhaag raat  mana rahe the

 

 

They notice that he is still holding her dupatta…..arjun removes his hand from priti's ear and smiles……..

 

 

A: who main to dupata de raha tha

 

 

PP: haan haan pata hai pata hai

 

 

Bhumi takes her dupatta and leaves from there blushing……….

 

 

P: waise bhabhi bahut sharma rahi hai naa………

 

 

A: Pritiiiiiii!!

 

 

She runs away………and he just laughs………….