Chapter 60

Later


The three girls wear the saree bought by mamaji as said by him!!


Sf: uff di I cant believ it!! Ye mama pata nahi kis zamane ka hai!!


B: haan he actually is telling us to wear this parda!!


Mv: haan mujhe bhi aisa hi lag raha hai!! I mean being orthodox is okay


Shefali interrupts


Sf: but to this extend I mean……who humse keh rahe hain ke hum sar pe…….nahi……chehre ko pallu se chupa ke rakhe……(in a stunned expression)
I mean…..ye kis zamane main hain….


B: haan didi……saree pehne tak to theek tha….. but he wants us to speak shudh hindi….and also do all the chores wearin the pallu on face how di??


Mv: relax girls he is here only for a short time naa!! To jab tak who yahan hain….make him happy! Phir……unke jaane baad humpar koi rok tok nahi hai!!


Sf: huh!! Tab tak to wo mama humara keema bana dalega na!


Mv: shefali chalo hume bahut kaam hai!!


The three girls go to kitchen!!


They start their chores!!


Later in their rooms!


In suraj mansvi's room


Mansvi enters the roo with her pallu on


Suraj was busy doing some work….when he sees that a woman with her face hidden was takin something from their wadrobe


Su: ye…….u……who are u??


Mansvi looks at him surprised


Su: I said leave….. otherwise I will call the police!


Manvi comes near and suraj moves behind


Su: ye u……listen…….no worries I will call the police….huh


Mv: par suraj(removing the pallu from her face) why?? To call police!1


Su: (stunned) tum????


Mv: haan (smiles) tumhe kya laga chor?huh


Su: haan!! er….par……er….ye tum itni …….i mean u and chehre pe pallu!!


Mv: mamaji ka hukum hai!!


Su: (smiles) oh!!


Mv: haan!!


In arjun bhumi room


Bhumi was in the room and arjun enters the room!!


Bhumi was sittin and seein her jewellery…..Arjun sees this and assumes her to be som thief!!


A: ye chehre pe parda dale mere kamre kaun baithi hai…….(after a moment) are buddhu chehre pe pallu….haath main jewellery….who else…..theif!!!!!!!


Just then bhumi looks behind……..


Arjun hides….behind…….


A: oh no she has seen me…….er…..it could be he also…..to he…er…..she…..er……whatever….shhould I call
the police!!


Bhumi had seen him……so she walks towards him!!


Arjun slowly sees this from the place he has been hiding from!


A: oh no…..thief is comin toward me……what shall I do….(he looks around for hittin te person) damn yahan to kuch bhi nahi hai!


The person keeps walkin towards him


A: no bhagwan…….abhi to meri shaadi ko bas kuch hi din huye hai……abhi tak to …….nahi i should do something…….. bhavri kahan hai…..


He senses the person very near to him…….


Bhumi keeps the hand on him…..


And he frieghtened jumps…..


A: AAAAAA


Seein this she also gets scared


B: aa…….


He looks behind……in his mind


A: oh to this is a "she" par iski aawaz itni jaan pehchani kyun lag rahi hai??


B: arjun…….


A: uh…..u know my name?


B: haan!!


A: oh…….to chori se pehle is ghar ke logon ko history bhi pata karli tune?? Huh


B: c..ch….chori!!


A: wah!! Ab chori pakdi gayi to……ur stammerin!! Aur ye meri bahvri jaisi voice nikalna band karo samjhi!


B: arjun(removes her pallu)


He again jumps


A: aa!! Tum….chor…….meri bhavri……


B: arjun main chor nahi hoon…….


A: to tum iss tarah yahan kya kar rahi thi


B: achcha to tum is pallu ke wajah se confuse ho gaye na……ye na mamaji ne kaha hai!!


A: oh!!


B: pchh!!


In yuv shefali room


Shefali becomes tired and comes and just lies down on her bed!! In her tired ness she forgets to removes the pallu and falls asleep soon!


Yuv comes in!!


He sees shefali asleep!!


Y: shefu baby!


She was fast asleep so she remains quiet!!


Y:: shefu!! Baby!! Tired huh!


Sayin he moves her and sees a woman with pallu on her face…..he jumps!!


Y: oh!!!!!!!!!


This wakes shefali……….


Y: oh no…..oh no……


Shefali was yawnin……and she spreaded her arms……


Yuv sees shefali's diamond ring on her finger…….


Y: CHORRRRRRRRRRRR


Shefali……is stunned……


Sf: yuv …………..


Y: CHO…..CHOR……


Shefali somehow keeps her hand on his mouth !


Sf: yuv its me


Y: no…..it….sefu…..so…r……


Sf: yuv SHUT UP!!!!THATS ME!!!!!!!!! SHEFALI


Yuv looks at her……shefali removes her pallu!


Y: oh tum ho(heaves a sigh of relief)


Sf u idiot!! Meri sleep bhi barbad kar di tumne!!


Y: mujhe laga ki who


Sf: chor hai!!


Just then mamaji shouts


Kh: Ab khane ka samay ho gaya hai!! Behena bahuraniyo ko bhi to aane do!!


The three girls rush!


They have food!!


Next day!!


IN yuv shfali's room



Shefali wasn't feelin that well so she thought to sleep for some more time!!


In the hall!!


BHumi and mansvi were workin!!


Shakuntala goes to wake up shefali……mamaji sees this and goes to shefali' room


Sh: shefali beta utho!!


Sf: hmm mama……lemme sleep for somemore time naa!!


Sh: beta nahi uto bahut der ho jaayegi


Shefali turns other side


Sf: nahi mama I will get up!


Sh: pakka beta


Sf: (smiles) haan!!


Shakuntala smiles and leave sthe room


Mamaji sees this and feels angry and looks at shefali


He goes to mandir with shakuntala!!


YUv comes to bhumi


B: hey yuv!!


Y: (smiles) hi!! So …….chai banali aapne!


B: haan lo tumhari!!


Y: uh bhumi make one more na !!


B: for?


Y: uh shefali!!


B: she will have her tea in room!!


Y: (yawns) aisa hi lagta hai! Who abhi tak uthi nahi hai!!


B: what!!


Y: haan!!


B: to yuv jakar didi ko uthao!!Mamaji ne dekh liya na to………..


Y: oh I think I should wake her up!!


B: haan tum jao main tumahre liye chai laati hoon…..


Yuv goes up to shefali……..Mamaji comes in!!


He sees bhumi making tea…….


YUv rushes with tea in hand…….


Mamaji sees this and sees bhumi takin tea!!


Kh: bhumi beta!


Bhumi stops


B: uh jee!!


Kh: ye chai…..kiske waste le jaa rahi hai!!


B: uh…..kisike ke liye nahi!!


Kh: to(smiles) do main pee loon….mhare ko chai baahut pasand hai!


Bhumi takes the tea behind


B: nahi ye……wo….she……yu……mera matlab hai…..mere liye hai……


Kh: achcha to lona….(smiles)


He proceeds to yuv's room!!


B: mamaji aap kahan jaa rahe ho


Kh: (fiercely) mhare ko tokna na pasand hai…..betiya!!


Sayin he goes to shefali's room!


IN the room


Y: shefu baby utho!!


Sf: no yuv abhi nahi


Mamaji sees this


Y: shefu mamji aa jayenge na!


Sf: oh!!


Y: shefu!!


Mamji smirks


Kh: hmm shefu!!


Shefali gets up somehow lazily and has her tea!!


Meanwhile mamji who had been a silent watcher of all this from outside leaves in frustration!!


Later in breakfast!!



Kh: behena!!


Sh: jee kahiye


Mamaji looks at shefali!!


Kh: (smiles) mhare dimaag main ek baat hai…….woh ye hai ki kyun na main yahan thode din rehne ke wajay…….


Mansen,suraj,arjun,yuv,shefali,bhumi,manvi all look at him!!


Kh: (smiles) ah ek do mahine yahan reh loon!!


Hearin this……yuvraj coughs and the food spills from his mouth!


Suraj drops the spoon on the plate and looks flat at mamaji questioning "WHY??WHY? MAMA WHY??"


Arjun has his mouth open and the girls look at mamaji as if they have seen a alien with a spaceship……


Kh: bhanje arjun muh band karle ……..nahi to makhi guse hai!


A: (looks at his own mouth) uh!!


Kh: yuv beta tane to mhara yahan rehna hi pasand na hai! Kyun hainaa!!


Yuv blurts yes but later says no!!


KH: aur tu!! Suraj beta……je isi tarah mane dekhta rahe to thari ankhen bahar akar khelne lagegi samjha!


Suraj smiles


Kh: aur tum bahu……(looks at the girls and smiles) koi bhoot dekh liya hai….


Sf: (mumbles) nahi bhoot se bhi itna na dar lage hai!



Mamji to himself


Kh: ab is ghar ke logon ko bataoon ke ye kushaldas cheez ke hai!!


Next day!!


The girls were workin as usual with their pallu on their faces!


Arjun sees bhumi in dinnin table doin something……


He goes to her….


A: bhavri!!


B: are aaj pehchaan liya!


A: haan!! (holds her)


B: are ye kya kar rahe ho……koi aa gaya to?


A: to?


B: mamaji aa gaye to?


A: mama ki to aisi ki taisi!!


B: achha bahut himmat hai……..


A: to?


B: to ye himmat mamaji ke saamne kahan jaati hai!!


A: mujhe tease kar rahi ho huh……….


Saying he strats nuzzling her neck…………Just then mamaji comes there


Kh: iss zamane ke bachon ko to sharm hai hi nahi!!


Hearin this stunned arjun and bhumi look behind!!


Kh: samay na jagah ……..shuru ho gaya ye sab……..che che!!


Mamaji leaves


A: ye mama!!


B: arjun ab kya hoga huh!!


A: ye mama bhi na!!...........arghhhhhhhhhhh………


Mamaji in his room!


Kh: ye …….in logon ko sabak to sikhana hi hai…….mhare ko izzat nahi dete…….man ki kare hainaa……..hmm(smirks)


Next day!!


Mamaji calls up for a meetin!!


The house members all come up there!!


Kh: uh sab log aa gaye hain………


Sh: par bhaiyya baat kya hai!!


Kh: uh batata hoon behena!! Sab aagaye na……..jeeja…….sab baith jao!!


Everybody sits!!


Kh: behena…….is ghar main ye kuch din reh kar mane ye pata chala hai ke thare ghar main anushasan(discipline) ki bahut kami hai!


Sh: nahi……..aur waise bhi bhaiyya…….ghar main anushasan ki nahi pyaar aur vishwas ki jaroorat hoti hai!!


Kh: (smiles) who hai behena…….par jab tak anushasan na ho…….thare pyaar aur vishwas ka galat fayada uthayenge hainaa!


Gu: par bhaiyya…….yahan kisne humare pyaar aur vishwas ka galat fayda uthaya hai!


Sh: haan bhaiiya……itne pyaare bete……beti jaise bahuwen…….ache pati aur kya chahiye bolo!


Kh: na behena……thare ghar main zara sa to anushasan ki jaoorat hai…..aur mahre rehne tak to jaroori hai!


All look at him!!


KH: to maine thode niyam(rules) banaye hain…….theek hai…..aur jo inhe nahi manega …….main sochunga ki unke dil main mere liye koi izzat na hai!


Sh: na ! suno sab in niyamo ka palan karenge hainaa!


All say yes!!


Mamaaji reads out the list!!


Kh: to pehle…….behena iss ghar main sab ulta hota hai


M: ulta??


Kh: haan jeeja……sab gharon main patni pati se pehli uth thi hai……uske ke liye chai banati hai……..par yahan…….
(looks at shefali) patni der tak soti aur saas aur pati seva karte hai!!


Shefai feels bad for this!


Kh: isilye mhara pehla niyaam…….ghar ki bahuyen…….subah subah 4.00 baje uth ke saara kaam karengi…….huh


B: jee 4.00


Kh: aur haan kitni baar kaha hai mhare to tokna nahi…….


M: par kushal itne subah uthkar ye karengi kya?? Huh


Kh: saare kaam……ab ghanu hai…….iska matlab ye to nahi ke bahuyein kaam na kare na!! bahu ko ghar ke saare kaam aane chahiye na……


They look at them angriliy and mamaji smiles


Kh: doosra niyam……ghar main bahuyein sirf saree aur sar pe pallu dalengi…….chehre pe pallu to nahi dalti tum…….sar pe to……..


They nod in agreement!


Kh: mujhe is ghar ke logon ki sehat ki bahut fikr hai…….bhumi beta tum ab se sirf uble huye sabzi hi khana (boiled vegetables) bina mirch masale ke theek hai isse tumhare wajan(weight) par asar ho……tum moti na rahogi theek hai


Bhumi is stunned!!


Kh: iss ghar main sharab…….dhumrpan(smoking) mana hai…..aur bhanje thare liye……(looks at arjun) tum sab ke liye…….wo


The guys look at him with a bit scared look and smile


Kh: beta……kehte hainaa……shaadi ke baad bhi kabhi kabhi bramacharya achchi baat hoti hai!!


A: oh……kisne kaha hai


Kh: maine……


Su: hum samjhe nahi!!


Kh: shaadi ke baad bramacharya…….matlab ye ki tum teeno ko apni biwiyon ke alag rehna hai!


A: what!!


Y: u mean……hum humari patniyon ke paas na rahe!!


KH: haan uh……..humesha nahi…….kabhi kabhi……ye jaroori hai…….warna behena……jawani ke josh main log man maryada bhool jaate hain(looks at arjun)


Everybody is confused but arjun understands this…..as mamaji was pointing to the day before incident!!


Kh: phir beta jis din tum bramacharya ka palan karoge uss din puja main laga dena theek hai!!


The guys stare at him!!


Kh: angrezi ka prayog(usage) na karna…..aaj ke zamane ke chote kapde mana hain….tokna mana hai….samay pe khane ke liye aana warna khana nahi…..


They all look as he tells more rules


Kh: subah uth the hi pehle ache se puja…….paath…….phir bhojan……saas sasur ki niswarth(unselfish) seva….. faltu main picture…..shoppin……who sab nahi!!


He looks at them!!


Kh: (smiles) abhi ke liye itna hi…….kafi hainaa…….huh!!



In the room later


Su: what……kafi hain……..


All the guys and girls have met in a room


A: haan haan inka bas chalen aur kuch 100 rules bana dalen


Sf: mujhe 4.00……..uthna padega huh


B: aur mujhe boiled vegetables…….bas


Y: sharaab aur smoking bhi nahi!!


Mv: I really don't understand mamaji ye kyun sochte hai…….ke is ghar main discipline nahi hai!!


Su: wohi jaane!!


B: par bhaiyya we have to suffer na!


Su: haan bhumi I understand……but what can we do!!


A: hum kya Karen…….kya……(thinks)


They all go to mansen's room!!


Su: haan papa please…….


Y: haan aap baat karo na!!


Sh: dekho beta who sirf do mahine ke liye to aaye hai……unki baat nahi manege to who rooth ke chale jaayenge……..tum sab ye chahte ho huh??


Su: nahi!!


Sh: to thode dino ki to baat hai……aur phir mujhe to nahi lagta hai ke itni bhi badi koi rule rakhi hai
jise nabhana uthna diffcult ho…….


Gu: hmm……utna kahan hard hai!


Sh: just that u have to get up at 4.00 ye thoda mushkil hainaa


Mv: haan mama!!


Sh: to bas!! Mansvi shefali bhumi beta please……humare liye mana na karo beta


Mv: nahi mama aap please mat kahiye theek hai!


Shakuntala smiles!!


Mansen thinks that mamaji has gone mad!!


The guys think


Su: yahan ise bhi badi problem hai


A: bhavri se door……bramachrya!


Y: y problem badi nahi hai!!


Mansen thinks


M: sharab mana kar diya ye choti problem hai kkya? Inhe to sirf bahuwon ki padi hai!!