Chapter 43

 

In night……

 

 

In arjun bhumi room…….

 

 

A: bhavri……(slanting on the bed)……kal hai naa muh dikahyi ki rasm…..

 

 

B: hmm……(doing some work) kal hai…….

 

 

A: saari tayari ho gayi……

 

 

B: nahi……abhi baki hai……kal shaam ko naa tab tak saari tayari ho jaayegi……

 

 

A: waise bhavri ye muh dikahyi ke rasm main actually hota kya hai…….

 

 

B: (sitting beside him) kuch nahi auratein yani ki ladies aati hai aur hume aashirwaad deti hai

 

 

A: that's it……so whats the need for such function and all

 

 

B: arjun ye rasm hai…..nibhani to padegi……waise bhi tumhe pareshan hone ki jaroorat nahi hai…..humare yahan mard nahi aate muh dikhayi ki rasm main….

 

 

 

A: (sits up) what!!

 

 

B: hmm……

 

 

A: par kyun

 

 

B: bas nahi aate…..

 

 

A: kya yaar…….(slants back in the bed)

 

 

B: (bhumi keeps her head on his chest) kyun u wanted to come……

 

 

A: hmm…..obviously….the function is for my wife then I had to come naa

 

 

B: par kal nahi aa sakte u see muh dikhayi ki rasm main……

 

 

A: haay……kya re……

 

 

They hug………doze off……..

 

 

Down in the hall……

 

 

Sh: kya kar rahen hain aap…..theek se kaam Karen naa……

 

 

Shakuntala was making mansen and sid cleaning up……since there was a function next day so she wanted the house shining…..

 

So since all workers hadn't come up …….so mansen and sid had to compensate for that…….

 

 

Next day it was the muh dikhayo rasm……..and everyone was running here and there for making sure that the arrangements have been made perfect…….

 

 

Whereas the guys were not involved in any of these works…….

 

 

In suraj room

 

 

The three guys had teamed up!!

 

 

Y: what bro!! whats this muh dikhayi all about……

 

 

 

A: haan suraj bhaiyya……ye muh dikhayi kya hai aur kyun hai…..

 

 

Su: comeone yaar tum logon ko kya huwa hai……it's a simple rasm and a small function so let it be……why make a fuss about it

 

 

A: not fussing about it just wanna know

 

 

Y: hmm yep bro!!

 

 

Su: kuch nahin  the ladies come and just take a look at our wives

 

 

A: bro we know this

 

 

Su: that's the only thing I know……

 

 

A: actually bro…..is function main sirf ladies hongi na…..so that means only gossip right……

 

 

Y: ya……(smiles) ur right so the gossip mongsters will be full over here isn't it…..

 

Su: hmm nice observation

 

 

A: so it will be like……oh my god did mehra's daughter run away…….or oops Mrs chawla ran away wid her driver….or kya kaisi hai……stuff …….words coming from every corner……

 

 

Su: or it will be like a gossip corner……

 

 

Y: that's the word……ladies aur gossip…….janam janam ka rishta…..cant live without them…..

 

 

Su: just thought what they will say about our wives

 

 

Y: yep…….saamne kahengi…..Shakuntalajee kya bahu hai aapki ati sundar….sushil……

 

 

 

A: and then they go back and the back-bitching starts……najane kya sochkar shefali ne yuv ko apna pati chuna……

 

 

 

Y: hmm

 

 

Then yuv realizes what arjun meant in saying that

 

 

Y: UUUU!!!!!!!I wont spare u!!

 

 

Su: STOP! Please don't fight…..

 

 

Y: bhaiyya ise ssamjhado

 

 

Su: theek hai par u sit down…..

 

 

Just then mansvi enter the room…….

 

 

Mv: aaree ye saare bhai yahan kya kar rahe ho……

 

 

A: much dikhayi ki burai……

 

 

Mv: (surprised) kya

 

 

A: hmm

 

 

Mv: arjun ye kya keh rahe ho

 

 

Y: wahi jo aap sun rahi hai……

 

 

Bhumi and shefali also enters the room…….

 

 

Sf: hey guys……

 

 

Su: hi(smiles)…….how come everyones in my room……some things brewing up…..is it……

 

 

B: nothing bhaiyya……

 

 

A: exactly nothing…….u anyways wont do……nahi bhavri shefali and bhabhi…..

 

 

Sf: hey its nothing like that

 

 

Mv: mujhe koi batayega why are we fighting…..

 

 

Su: exactly……

 

 

Sf: waise…..(sitting next to yuv) yahan kya baatein ho rahi thi……

 

 

Y: kuch nahi hum ye discuss kar rahe the ke Ladies just know how to gossip

 

 

A: YUV!!!!!!!!

 

 

Suraj too was angry……They didn't want ladies to know what they were discussing……

 

 

Y: what why are shouting at me……

 

 

Sf: (angry) kya tum log ye baatein kar rahe the

 

 

A: see that's why……u stupid…..are we supposed to tell everything to our wives……

 

 

B: haan…..apni patni ko sab kuch batana chahiye……

 

 

A: bhavri I didn't meant it that way

 

 

Mv: aur kisne kaha that ladies only gossip

 

 

Su: we didn't say so…….yuv said so

 

 

Y: What…..no bhabhi we all were talking…..

 

 

A: nahi bhabhi……bhavri

 

 

Y: arjun surajbhaiyya not fair……

 

 

B: to aap sab logon ko lagta hai that we can just gossip

 

A: well……yep……now that's isn't wrong completely……u ladies tlk talk talk talk and just gossip…….

 

 

Su: exactly where do u get so much energy to talk from…….doesnt ur  mouth pain…….

 

 

Y: we don't work so much in office how u much u do in talking……

 

 

Mansvi shefali and bhumi are stunned……

 

 

Mv: Oh!! That's the complaint……

 

 

A: not exactly a complaint…….but yep a truth ……

 

 

Sf: to hell wid ur truth…….I disagree…….

 

 

The guys laugh…….

 

 

Sf: what was the joke over here…….

 

 

Su: u just said a joke that u disagree that u talk much

 

 

Sf: So I don't talk much……

 

 

A: (laughing) shefali ……(laughs) agar tum kam bolti ho then hum to gunge hain…….

 

 

Su: hmm……

 

 

Sf: bas that's enough…..we ladies only talk to the point

 

 

The guys laugh

 

 

B: ab  kya huwa hmm………

 

 

A: well that was another joke…….

 

 

Mv: That's Enough……..

 

 

The guys stop laughing……

 

 

Mv: theek hai hum baat karte hain…….but there isn't any harm in it……is it….

 

 

Su: no there isn't

 

 

Y: only if u don't become a radio and keep chattering for day long……

 

A: yep otherwise……it's a potential danger for us…..

 

 

 

B: Oh really……

 

 

A: hmm……see since u chatter like a chatterbox……we can become deaf….or due to the constant nagging and bickering our head would spin or break…..

 

 

Y: if none of these……then sure we would become mad ………

 

 

Su: so u see ………The potential dangers of talking much…….

 

 

Manasvi shefali and bhumi are hurt……..and heartbroken……

 

 

 

B: theek hai to hum aapse baat nahi karenge…….

 

 

 

Arjun quickly goes to her…….

 

 

 

A: nahi bhavri baat karo par thoda kam…….

 

 

Sf: nahi……(bringing bhumi to her)……hum aapse baat nahi karenge

 

 

A: oh really……don't involve my wife in this

 

 

Sf: she is our sister too……

 

 

Y: shefali u cant stay without talking to us……

 

 

Sf: nothing like that

 

 

Su: it is ladies need to speak up everything……daily affairs ……gossips……to their husbands……

 

 

Mv: suraj

 

 

Y: hmm they cant digest a small thing,……not  a single secret…….

 

Mv: theek hai….and if we remain quiet

 

 

Y: bhabhi……aise mazak mat keejeye

 

 

Sf: nahi yuv agar hum chup rehke dikha de to……

 

 

Su: tum log…..ek din bhi chup reh sakte ho

 

 

Mv: why not girls cant we………

 

 

A: bhabhi soch lejjeye……it could be tough….(coming near bhumi) bhavri impossible for u isn't it…….(smiles)

 

 

B: nahi…….

 

 

Su: so u mean u can do it…….

 

 

Mv: yes for sure……we can remain quiet……..

 

 

Y: theek hai lagi shart……if u remain quiet for 24 hours then …….well if u remain quiet then u win……otherwise u loose and will have to follow everything we say……

 

 

 

Sf: yep…..and if we win……then u will follow what we say

 

 

 

Su: if u win…..

 

Mv: we will win……

 

 

Su: Ladies…… there is a bit something which I forgot to say

 

 

 

Sf: whats that

 

 

Su: well……remember during the period of the bet…….if anyone of u talk then we win…..

 

 

Sf: huh

 

 

Su: yep……so if two are quiet and any one talks…….u loose….

 

 

Mv: theek hai……

 

 

Su: theek hai

 

 

Sf: we win u loose…….(lookd at mansvi) shall we prepare this slogan……

 

 

B: jee di!!

 

 

Sf: well aaj to muh dikhayi hai…..so then…..aaj nahi….

 

 

Su: theek hai…….

 

 

The girls leave the room……

 

 

A: Bro ye kya kiya…….

 

 

Su: kya kiya humne

 

 

A: shart laga dali……..what if we loose……

 

 

Su: we wont……

 

 

A: huh……matlab……

 

 

Su: matlab ye mere pyaare bhaiyon ke hum unhe jeetne nahi denge……

 

A: oh yep……we can do that……force them to speak up …….open their mouth……

 

 

Su: oh yep……u understood……

 

 

A: waise bhaiyya hum sab apni patniyon ko jaante hai…….we all know their capabilities……I think bhavri ka muh khulwana ……baat karwana shouldn't be that difficult

 

 

Y: shefali could be easy infact

 

 

Su: mansvi being the toughest…….I know she wont speak…..she is very determined in whatever she does……

 

 

A: then why did u keep up the bet……

 

 

Su: well there is a trick…….for that

 

 

A: whats that……

 

 

Su: didn't u guys hear what I said ……..

 

 

Y: what……

 

 

Su: yahi ke if anyone of them talks then we win they loose……so ….the bet is gonna be easy for us and tough for them

 

 

A: wow bhaiyaa……kya plan banaya hai……superb……..kya dimag paaya hai aapne……..truly……

 

 

Y: yep bhaiyya…..very good plan…..

 

 

They smile……..

 

 

Su: now its upon us to make them talk……..

 

 

The preparations for the muh dikhayi start in full swing……

 

 

Mv: bhumi shefali…..main jaanti hoon suraj ne aisi shart kyun rakhi ki if anyone opens mouth then we all lose……because he knows that some of us are very talkative

 

 

Sf: di……

 

 

Mv: nahi shefali….they wil try to make us talk……but no we have to win…..

 

 

B: but how di…….

 

 

Mv: there's a plan……come here we shall discuss it…..

 

 

They discuss the plan……..

 

 

In the hall ………..

 

 

Shakunala and gunwanti had called up ladies for the muh dikhayi and were looking the interiors and the works……

 

 

Sh: gunwanti sab theek hai na……wahan sab theek huwa(pointing to a disaaranged corner)

 

 

Gu: di bol diya hai theek ho ho jayega hmm…..

 

 

They smile at each other…….go tto some other work…….

 

 

 

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