Chapter 27

 

 

 

Next day in heritage house……….

 

 

Its afternoon…….

 

 

Shaku is getting ready and mansen is lyin on the bed………

 

 

Shaku: main abhi bhi poochti hoon aapse aane wale ya nahi

 

 

Shaku and gun ar about to leave for a marriage……but mansen has made an excuse of being ill

 

 

Shaku:sunye aa……..

 

 

M: shaku tum bhi naa main nahi aa sakta hoon darling…..

 

 

Shaku: kya aap bhi mere ghar wale kya sochenge agar main akeli chali gayi to……..

 

 

M: kuch nahi sochenge……

 

 

In his mind……

 

 

M: infact ye sochenge ke thank god ek din to iske pati ko isse chutkara mila……

 

 

Shaku: kuch kaha aapne

 

 

M: nahi nahi to darling bhala meri majal ke main tumhare saamne kuch bol paaon………

 

 

Shaku: kyaa!!!!

 

 

M: uh!! Nahi

 

 

Shaku : hmm theek hai……agar aaj aapki tabiyat theek hoti to main aapko…….yahan se zabardasti utha le jaati……aur agar aap nahi aate shaadi main……..to

 

 

M: (his for head already started sweatin) to…….

 

 

Comin near him on the bed and pointing a finger to him

 

 

Shaku: to main aapko aisi saza deti ke aap ………..

 

 

M: main…….(freightenend) main………kya…….erm….par darling I am not feelin well…….

 

 

Shaku stands up…….

 

 

Shaku: hmm isiliye to…..iss baar maaf karti hoon….par agli baar agar ye peth ka dard bataya……to sach much dard hone lagega

 

 

M: par darling aaj mujhe stomach ache hain usme meri kya galti

 

 

Shaku: NAHI HAI GALTI!! KUCH ULTA SEEDHA KHAYA HOGA……AGLI BAAR SE AISA HUWA TO GhAR KA KHANA BHI BHOOL JAYE……..

 

 

Mansen is silent

 

 

Shaku: aur aapki wajah se aapka who bhai sid bhi nahi aa paa raha…..

 

 

M: soory…….

 

 

Shaku; hmm thee hai….medicines time pe le lena …….we are leavin

 

 

After some time………

 

 

Sid comes in mansen's room…….

 

 

Si:  bhaiyyaa……is there still danger

 

 

M: nope  bro come in(goin thru some CD's)

 

 

Si: aahh(heavn a sigh of relief)

 

 

M: wow!! Sid aaj itne baad hum ghar main akele……..yep…no wives …….no children……..just both of us…….

 

 

Si: so bro whats the plan……..

 

 

M: movie…..(smiling)

 

 

Si: no bro(a boredom look)

 

 

M: movie of Julia Roberts…….

 

 

Si: wow!! Bro……mansen……… Julia Roberts

 

 

M: yeo!! Lets watch PRETTY WOMAAAAAAAN!!!!

 

 

 

Mansen and sid are watching movie……after all they have a got a break……break from their wives for some time……and that after such a long time………

 

 

They wanted to utilize this holiday of theirs whole heartedly……

 

 

 

M: (eatin snacks) Man!!1 look at her she is so damn sexy and hot

 

 

Si: yeah!! Lucky Richard……who's  with  her …….oh!! kaash main uss Richard gere ki jagah hota

 

 

M: shut up man let me see my Julia……..kitne dino baad ye CD bahar nikali hai

 

 

Si: warna to hume apni wives ko dekhna hota

 

 

M: che!! Please aaj …..julia ke saamne apni wives bare main mat bolo……julia Roberts bhi naaraz ho jaayegi………

 

 

Mansen and sid are lookin at Julia Roberts ……I mean the film……they are so engrossed in watching the film that they don't even look down at their snacks

 

 

They simply don't wanna miss a single moment……

 

 

M: wow( stacking up his mouth with snacks) Julia …..Oh Julia…….

 

 

Just then a car comes………..

 

 

Mansen and sid are viewing the movin with the volume on maximum

 

 

In the car which just arrived…….shaku and gun come down……..

 

 

Shaku: gun……chalo…achcha lagta hai yeh…..pati bimar hai aur main shaadiyn main goomti phiroon……isiliye main wapas aa gayi par tum cahae to

 

 

Gun: nahi didi….aapke bina kya maza……(smiles)

 

 

They enter the house and hear voices…….

 

 

Gu: ye awaaze kaisi?

 

 

Shaku: kahi bache to wapas……(suddenly hearin) nahi ye awaaz to mere kamre se aa rahi hai

 

 

They both proceed towards mansen's room……

 

 

Sid: bro!! humari biwiyan raat ko hi wapas aayengi naa

 

 

M: sid!! Tumne ek aur baar mere saamne ……..julia ke saamne…..uss bhootniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

 

 

Shaku and gun are standin at door……and mansen sees them…….so does sid……..

 

 

 

Shaku and gun standn with hands on their hips……

 

 

Gu: oh to yahan Julia Roberts dekhi jaa rahihai……sharam nahi aati……didi ne khaas aap logon ke liye shaadi ka program cancel kar diya……aur aap….

 

 

M: er…..nahi darling shaku…..meri tabiyat theek nahi thi to maine socha

 

 

S: (interruptin) Julia Roberts ko dekh longa to theek ho jaayegi yahi na……huh?

 

 

Gu: aur aap sid….aap to office jaane wale the….ya phir Julia office se bhi jyaada zaroori hai……..

 

 

M: nahi darling……who baat nahi

 

 

S: iski saza ye hai……ke aap humare saaath shaadi main chal rahe hai…..par aap wahan khana nahi kha sakte

 

 

M: kyun

 

 

S: jaanu aapka (pullin his cheeks) stomahe dard kar raha hainaa

 

 

M: par…er….wo

 

 

S: aur ab se aapko dinner main sirf karela ya neem ke juice milege

 

 

M: WHAT

 

 

S: stomach ache……u shouldn't eat more……karele ki sabzi,subah neem ka juice,

 

 

Si: aur dopahar ko(excited thinking that lunch wud be better)

 

 

Gu: lunch main ubli hui sabziyan………aur roti

 

 

Si: NAHI!! PLS WE ARE SORRY

 

 

M: haan aur meri galti hai ……Sorry

 

 

Shaku: aap jaante hain naa……no sorries accepted…….ab tayar hoyie aur shaadi main chaliye……..

 

Mansen and sid have no ooption left but to agree to their wives if they dont want to be thrown out of the house......

 

 

 

After 2 days……in heritage house….in breakfast table

 

 

Su: papa ….mama …main aapse kuch kehna chahta hoon……who arjun aur yuv ki shaadi ke bare main

 

 

S: haan beta

 

 

Arjun and yuvraj look tensed….

 

 

Su: who actually….arjun shefali se pyaar nahi karta kisi aur se karta hai…………. aur shefali bhi kisi aur se pyaar karti hai

 

 

Gu: (shocked) huh!! Kisse

 

 

Su: who shefali …..yuv se aur arjun…..bhumi se………

 

 

S: what!! Nahi arjun bhumi se pyaar karta hai………kya mazak kar rahe………..

 

 

Arjun interrupts……….

 

 

A: bhaiyya sach keh rahe hain………

 

 

Su: to please aap ….

 

 

Mansen….shakuntala…gun and sid look on……

 

 

Su: I mean we should let them marry their own choices naa…..

 

 

The elders look at them with a angry look and then laugh out……..

 

 

S: ok jaisi tum logon ki marzi………

 

 

Yuv,suraj and arjun stand up and hug each other suddenly……….

 

 

YEYEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

 

 

Just then they hear some girls voices……..

 

 

YEYYYEEEEEEEEEee

 

 

Shakuntala goes out to see who it was……

 

 

Gunavanti and all others were thinking who the girls could be??

 

 

Just then shakuntala enters wid the girls……bhumi and shefali……catching their ears……..

 

 

S: ye khadi thi bahar……

 

 

Yuvraj and arjun bite their tongue…….since they were the ones who informed the girls that suraj was going to speak abt their marriages today in the breakfast table……..

 

 

 

Su: (surprised) arre bhumi ……shefali…..tum dono yaha…

 

 

Shaku: haan…..bahar khadi hokar humari baatein sun rahi thi……

 

 

Shaku: aur khush ho rahi thi!!!hmmm

 

 

B: aa!! Aunty chhodo naa its paining (making a painful face)

 

 

Sahku: hmm on one condition….. aunty nahi mama bulana padega……

 

 

Arjun yuvraj suraj and bhumi shefali smile………

 

 

Bhumi and shefali hug sheku….

 

 

All others laugh…..

 

 

S: hum kal hi jaakar pratapjee se baat karenge……..(smiles)