Chapter 16

Episode 16

(bhoomi and manasvi both r in the kitchen...shefali...is wid them too)

manasvi: umm..shefali...give me the knife..
shefali: jee bhabhi...(gives her the knife)
bhoomi: bhabhi..yeh erm....internet kya hota hai?
shefali: internet...internet aise cheez hote hai jo hum kisi duniya ki corner mein contact kar sakte hai...
bhoomi: acha?
manasvi: jaise ki...phone phar baat karne bajaye se hum internet phar chat kar sakte hai..
bhoomi: arre wah..yeh buhut acha hua..matlaab jab arjun baar baar phone phar hota hai...tho phir mein kehsav bhaiyya ki saath chat kar sakte hoo...
shefali(laughs): haan..
bhoomi: aur bhabhi..usku kya kehte hai...u-mail...?
manasvi: u-mail nahin..e-mail..
bhoomi: haan...voh kya hota hai..?
shefali: e-mail...letters ki tarha hota hai...tumhe pata hai bhoomi letters post karne aur pochni mein buhut dhir lagte haina?
bhoomi: haan..
shefali: lekhen e-mail pochni mein bilqul dhir nahin lagte...aik dum fast...
bhoomi: wow...sach..phir mein baar baar..arjun ko mail karte rahonge...chat setvices aur email...abh kaise bache ka arjun...hehe
manasvi: bhoomi...tum abhi bachee ki tarha hoo..
bhoomi: hehe...voh tho main hoo...

(shaku comes in)

shaku: arre...kahan tayar hai..kya?
shefali: bas thori dhir aur kaki...
bhoomi(rushing wid happiness): ma-ji..pata hai...kya?
shaku: kya..?
bhoomi: aapko..pata hai..ki agar phone busy ho tho phir internet use karke chat bhi kar sakte hai..aur emial kar sakte hai...
shaku: haan...tumhe kisni bataya?
bhoomi: shefali bhabhi aur manasvi bhabhi ni....
bhoomi: oh..lekhen bhabhi..mujhe uss cheez phar seekna bhi hai..
shefali: kya..?
bhoomi: voh..jo computer ki saath...umm..kya kehte hai usse.....erm.....haan....jo uss phar buhut saare buttons hote hai...
manasvi: haan keyboard..
bhoomi: haan..lekhen bhabhi...mujhe fast typing nahin aate..lekhen arjun buhut fast typing kar letha hai...mujhe bhi usse ki tarha seekna hai...
shefali: dont worry...manasvi bhabhi aur main tumhe teach karenge..
bhoomi: acha....thank u....
shaku: lekhen pehle kahan tho ready karo..
manasvi: haan mama...thori dhir aur.....

(bhoomi takes out the pizza she was making...)

bhoomi(in a posh accent): pizza...wid...tomato...and glorious cheese...made by...bhoomika goenka.....
manasvi: wow..kya english hai..
bhoomi: haan bhabhi..main buhut saare western serials dekhti rahe..ussme se seeka maine..
shefali: thori dhir mein tum kaha poch jaogi....
bhoomi: aap dono hai..tho main zaroor kahiin poch jaogi...
manasvi: ok..lunch ready...chale?
shefali: haan chalo...

(the three bahus leave)

(the goenka memebers sit around the dining table...the three bahus r serving lunch)

arjun: bhavri..jaldi karo....i'm so hungry....
bhoomi: uff....abhi aaye...itne zidd maat karo..
arjun: thank u...
shefali: yeh lejaye...baisa...maine banaya hai..
baisa(tastes the food): arre wah..buhut acha hai....acha khana bana hai shefali..
shefali: thank u baisa....
(shefali goes 2 serve siddarth..)
mansen: shefali!!!
shefali(luks up): jee papaji?
mansen: mujhe serve nahin kiya aur siddarth ko kyun?
siddarth: mansen..choro iss baat ko..
mansen: nahin...(stands up)..tumhare do bahus hai..kaha hai voh dono..
shefali: bhoomi shakuntala kaki ko khana de rahe hai..aur manasvi bhabhi khushi ko..
mansen: lejhen...tumhara sasur main hoo..tho phir siddarth si pehle mera haaq banta hai...
shefali: papaji..kyun aap zidd kar rahe hai...?
yuv: dad..jaisa keh rahe hai..vaisa karo...
shefali: yuv..plz...beech mein maath bolo...
yuv: shefali...dad ko khana do..
shefali: pehle mein siddarth uncle ko dongi...(about 2 put the food)
mansen: shefali..agar tumne voh khana dala..tho phir mujhse bura aur koi nahin hoga...
(shefali puts the food in the plate...mansen gets furious..)
mansen: SHEFALI!!!!(about 2 slap her..but arjun-suraj stop him)
suraj: kakasaheb..
arjun: haath choray uska...
mansen: kyun...tum dono kaun hote ho?
suraj: main ek bhai ki haaq si keh raha hoo..shefali mere behen lagte hai...usne koi galat kaam nahin kiya..aap hai jo shefali ki gal;at kaam hone ka advantage leena chahti hai..
arjun: choray...
(shefali goes upstairs crying..manasvi and bhoomi go after her)
gunvanti: dekhe....yeh aapne acha nahin kiya....baar baar aap bechari shefali phar gussa karte hai..
yuv: lekhen mom...voh..
gunvanti: voh..siddarth bhaiyya ki liye khana serve kar rahe thi...yeh kehna chahti hoo..haina?
(yuv luks down)
gunvanti: tho kya..hua...agar bhoomi ya phir manasvi tumhare papa ke liye khana serve kar thi..tho kya siddarth bhaiyya aise react karte?
(mansen and yuv stay silent)
gunvanti: nahin..aisa nahin react karte....(leaves)

(upstairs...manasvi and bhoomi r trying 2 console shefali)

manasvi: dekho..shefali..aapne maan ko dukh maat do..
shefali: papaji..hamesha mere saath..
bhoomi: bhabhi....aapke koi glati nahin hai..
shefali: jab pati saath ho..phir aurat ko koi daar nahin hota..kyunki uska sab kuch uski saath hota hai..lekhen mera pati mere saath nahin hai..iss baat ka afsoos hai..
manasvi: aise baat nahin hai..yuv hamesha tumhare saath hai..
shefali: nahin bhabhi..jab puri duniya bhoomi ki kilaaf hote hai..tho usse daar nahin hota...kyunki arjun uski saath hai..lekhen mere saath aisa nahin hota...

Precap: Baisa orders Mansen to apologise to Shefali. Mansen refuses, but Baisa is firm on her command.Mansen decides to avenge the bahus by taking Bhoomi's thumbprint.

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