Chapter 3

Fan-fic continued. Kripa goes to Manan's place.......


Kripa rings the door-bell......

Manan(opening the door):" Hi Kripa! Tum is waqt yahaan par kya kar rahi ho...........eeeks! Yeh Anitah ka laal rumaal kyun pehen rakha hai tumne? "

Kripa(irritated): "Ye meri apni dress hai, Angad ke baingan.Andar aa jaaoon?"

Manan(running a hand through his hair):"Aa to jaao but agar Angad ko pata chal gaya na, to tumhe woh zinda gaad dega aur mujhe washing machine mein daal dega."

Kripa pushes him aside and comes inside.......

Kripa:" Yeh Brylcreem ki ad karna bandh karo, aur yahaan aakar mera rona dekho...Angad gaya Mishty ki microminis ke peechhe."

Manan gets her a glass of Potassium Cyanide.....

Kripa:"Ye kya hai?"
Manan:" Ladkiyon ko rote nahiin dekh sakta..isliye tumhare liye zeher le aaya hoon.Please pee lo na."

Kripa slaps him hard.....

Kripa:"Raat mein Anitah aayee thi kya ?Tumhe lady Dracula ki tarah kaatne? Yeh Zeher tum peena jab Karthik tumhe dump kar dega.I want to cry..jaakar ek tissue-papers ka box lekar aao."

Manan:" Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! Aisa na kaho.Tumhari Angad se shaadi ho jaaye...tumhaare do bacche ho...Naina aunty ke baal jhad jaayein but don't talk about me and Karthik separating.Main uske bina kaise jeeyoonga?Pata hai use gay banaane ke liye maine kitne pizza base bele hain.Jitna rona hai ro lo......main Angad ka punching bag bhi ban jaoonga but Karthik ko mujhse alag mat karo."

Kripa cries Mon-Thurs types and finally she and Manan get talking.....

Kripa:" Tumhe meri help karni hogi."

Manan:"Kya help?"

Kripa:" Angad ko waapis haasil karne mein."

Manan(shocked):" What? Main Angad ko seduce nahiin kar sakta...after all, Karthik mera suhaag hai!"

Kripa slaps him again....

Kripa:"Akal se paidal insaan....tumhe kucch dinon ke liye homosexual se heterosexual banna hoga.Karthik ki bajaaye mujhe dekhna hoga.Reverse psychology ka naam suna hai?"

Manan:" Oho! Angad ko jalaana hai...aisa kaho na.You are bang-on target darling...if we make him jealous enough, woh Mishty to kya, saari duniya chhod kar tumhaare paas aa jayega."

Kripa:"ya, but the question is how,vaise maine use bataaya tha ki main tumhare pyaar mein pad gayee hoon.But what next?"

Manan:" Kucch karne ki zaroorat nahiin hai.Angad Psycho hai.The moment I TOUCH YOU TOMORROW IN FRONT OF EVERYONE..Angad will break my arms and take you away."

Kripa hugs him:" WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Manan:"Oho, peechhe hato.Main paraaya dhan hoon.Anyway, mujhe hospital milne zaroor aana kyunki is naatak ke baad Angad mujhe break-dance karwayega aur Karthik...mera dharam-pati mujhe zinda nahhiin chhodega!"

WHAT NEXT?
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