A day before Angad and Mishty's engagement......its gonna behilarious since much heartbreak already awaits us in Ekta Mayee's pseudo-creative streaks!

Angad and Kripa are standing at the Outhouse window in Kripa's room in a stormy night and this time Angad used the door.

Angad(lounging in a rockchair):" I am so sorry Kripa...hum-tum saath nahiin ho sake..but can't help it. I was getting sick n tired of your tantrums.Jab se meri life mein aayee ho meri life ko Sholay picture ka frame bana diya hai..drama, drama, drama"

Kripa( casually drying her pink nail enamel):"Oh shut up Angad! Tum kya apne aapko Clint Eastwood aur Hugh Jackman ki cocktail samajhte ho? I have better choice...."

Angad:" Kyun? Ab Prithvi ki bari hai kya shaheed hone ki? Theek hai, poor chap...kab se bathroom ki queue mein khada hai......go ahead mere saath Goa gayee thi, uske saath Ghatkoppar chali jaao.I am bored of you in any case."

Kripa:" You are right...main bhi tumhari ye gorgeous shakal dekhte dekhte aur girls se tumhe bachaate bachate sick n tired ho gayee hoon.Can't handle a rockstar boyfriend...ye to tum shukr manaao ki hamaare ding-dong ka koi result nahiin nikla varna tumse shaadi karne ke liye mujhe Prerna aur Tulsi ki hybrid banana padta. Lucky you Angad!"

Angad:" hahaha, they don't call me Angad-the-man for nothing.Too bad..I was only physically attracted to you....uske aage gaadi chali nahiin.Am so happy, ab roz-roz tumhari rondu-pondu shakal nahiin dekhni padegi.....tumhe baahon mein uthaana nahiin padega...woh downmarket ice-gole nahiin khaane padenge.Sigh! Mishty may not be able to handle her skirts but at least she has got class!"

Kripa: "Hmmmmm...THIRD CLASS! Tabhi to tum se shaadi kar rahi hai, guitar ke toote-phoote string!Anyway, ab mujhe do zaroori kaam hain.Get lost, we aren't cootchie-cooing anymore."

Angad gets up and goes near her: "Kaam?KAUN SA KAAM?Rona to tumhe kal hai, am getting engaged tomorrow."

Kripa :" Well, first, tumhari aur Mishtoo ki engagement ke liye mujhe ek  sizzling outfit khareedna hai......secondly, ab mera dil Manan par aa gaya hai aur mujhe use kal subah tak patana hai and that's really easy for Masoom Kripa.Ab jaao."

Angad(looking bewildered):" Manan? Prithvi ka kya hoga?"

Kripa:"Prithvi? Jaaoongi na uske paas bhi...apni aur Manan ki shaadi ke liye Aashirwaad lene!"

WHAT NEXT?
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