Chapter 28

Chapter 28: Entering the Trouble zone

Dadi Bua(DB): Charu, Chandru, Golu sab kaha ho tum log

Its morning and everyone was tired from yesterday’s fun so was all asleep. Anubhav wakes up to drink water when he hears the shouts from the Main Hall.

Anu: arey Dadi bua aap. He touches her feet, Aap ek phone kar deti toh hum aa jaate aapko lene.

DB: Arey koi baat nahi, aap yaha khada hi rahega ya paani bhi la dega.

Anu runs to the kitchen and gets water for her and makes her sit on the chair.

Anu: mein aapka saaman kaunse room mein rakhu

DB: Kaunse room mein matlab koi room khali toh hoga. Goli ka room toh khali hoga

Anu: goli bua ki room mein bacche so rahe hai isliye

DB: Bacche kiske bacche?

Anu is dumbstruck he turns towards the camera- I forgot DB doesn’t know about Ridz Damn it Ab kya

karu

DB: Kiske bacche Anu?

Anu: Shaadi wala ghar hai toh saare bacche us room mein hai aap ek kaam kijiye mere room mein so

Aaram kijiye mujhe waise bhi kuch kaam hai toh woh finish kar duga.

DB: Aacha theek hai chalo

Anu and DB goes to his room, DB sees the room and says, Arey kitna aacha sajaya hai tune, waise tu akela hai teri woh Dulhan kaha hai.

Anu: Dulhan kaisi Dulhan

DB: Subah subah kya bhaang piye ho kya, kaisi Ajeeb baat kar raha hai.

Anu: DB woh mein abhi neend mein thoda sa aap please aaram kijiye hum subah baat karege.

He takes his pillow and blanket and laptop and goes to the living room.

GC sees him in mrng sleeping on sofa and wakes him up

GC: tu yaha kyun soya hua hai? Aapne kamre mein kyun nahi

Kyun GG ke bina ab us kamre mein dil bhi nahi lag raha haikya

Anu: Chachu subah subah meri neend kharab ki aapne aur waise bhi kamre mein DB soyi hui hai isliye.

GC: kya? Dadi Bua kab aayi

Anu: subah 4 baje

GC: Acha ab uth jaa aaj sham sangeet hai toh uski tayaarikarni hai.

Everyone is busy in doing the prep and having breakfast when Dadi Bua comes down and goes to the breakfast table

BM: Jiji Aap, aap kab aaye

DB: lo karlo baat, hum Ghar mein aaye hai aur kisi ko uske baare mein pata hi nahi hai

Annu: BM woh subah 4 baje aaye, mere kamre mein aaram kar rahe the mein aapko batane hi wala tha

DB: sanskaar toh sab bhul gaye hai yaha pe

They all get up and seek her blessings and make her sit for breakfast.Anu makes an escape and goes to the living room Anu is trying to hide himself from DB since the mrng Question.

Yug sees this and goes near Anu, GC and Ankit follows him.

Yug: Anu ruk bhaag kyun raha hai?

Annu: Bhaiya aaj kuch bhi karke DB ko mujhse dur rakhna please

Yug: Kyun?

Annu: DB ne subah Akriti ke baare mein pucha aur meine kuch nahi kaha isliye am trying to avoid her.

Suddenly Ridz And Champ comes to the Breakfast table

Champ: Badi dadi, hume bhi bhuk lagi hai

Ridz: Ha Dadi hum kitna tired ho gaye khelte khelte

DB: Yeh dono kaun hai aur Sargam tujhe Dadi kyun keh rahe hai?

Yug and Gang hears this and Annu doesnt know what to say or Do, they all run towards the Dining table when BP says

BP: Didi, yeh Yug aur Neeti ka beta hai aur yeh Anu ki betihai

DB: Anu ki beti???

They all forgot that DB was unaware of everything and they all go silent

DB: Anu teri beti bhi hai aur Yug tumahra Beta, hume kyun nahi bataya iske baare mein

Yug: DB woh…… he is unable to answer.

DB: Koi mujhe batayega yeh kya ho raha hai yaha

BP: Champ aur Ridz jaake DB ko hello bolo aur take blessing aur Neeti in dono ka khana lekar tum sab upar jaao

Neeti: Ji papaji, champ aur Ridz chalo

They take blessing from DB and goes with Neeti upstairs not before saying All the best to Anu

BP: Didi, aap pehle nashta kar lijiye hum uske baad baat karege, sargam unhe Chai do

Sargam: ji Jethji

GC: Annu kuch soch kya karna hai kyunki Tere Aur Akriti ke baare mein aur Ridz ke baare mein kya bolna hai woh tumhe hi karna hoga aur please DB ko GG aur Tera Jhakta abhi mat dena warna meri beti ki shaadi nahi hamare gharwale Hospital zarur pauch jaayege.

Anu: chachu woh kya mein hi hospital mein admit ho jaayuga meri itni phat rahi hai aapko kaise baatau

After Breakfast all are in living room, except Chavi khushi and Ankit

Khushi and Ankit had to leave for her appointment and Chavi had gone with her friends upstairs to get everything ready, neeti comes down and says that the kids are gone to the society park to play and Shweta is gone to watch them

DB: Ab yeh Shweta kaun hai?

Yug: DB woh Champ aur Ridz ki caretaker hai

DB: woh kya hota hai

Anu; DB woh baccho ka khayal rakhnewalo ko Caretaker kehte hai

DB: arey tum log bacche nahi sambhal paate kya akele ki caretaker ko rakha hai faltu ka kharcha hota hoga

Yug: nahi DB kharcha kaha (he is doing something else while answering)

DB: toh woh paise bina kaam karti hai kya

Yug: Nahi Paise toh gungun deti hai

Everyone looks at Yug, and suddenly Yug realise what he said and looks up and sees everyone looking at him. He looks at Anu and murmurs Sorry to him

DB: Aye Charu, yaha sab pagal ho gaye hai kya, subah yeh Annu ko apni dulhan ke baare mein poucha toh woh mujhse puchta hai kaun dulhan, aur phir Baache aur ab yeh yug kya keh raha hai

Anu looks up at prays to God; Bhagwan aaj bacha lena warna bahut jald aapki aur meri mulaqat honewali hai.

BP and Chandru looks at Anu for explanation and Anu is looking up at god, Gc goes to him and looks at him and says

GC: Anu… he shakes him and he doesn’t response and he calls him again loudly Anu……

Anu gets startles and looks at GC: kya hua chachu?

GC look at others and he sees that all are waiting for his reply

Yug: annu bhai aap himmat kijiye hum sab aapke saath hai

Anu: okay pakka aap sab mere saath hai na?

Yug: Ha, yeh bhi koi puchne ki baat hai

Anu: Woh DB Akriti yaha nahi hai, aur Ridz meri beti hai pura naam Ridhi hai hum pyaar se use Ridz bulate hai, Champ Yug Bhaiya ka beta hai uska Naam Anirudh hai aur Caretaker ke paise GG deti hai kyunki woh….. kyunki woh

GB: aage bhi toh bolo

Anu: Aage GC batayege

GC: ha hum, wait what? Hum kaha se aaye

Anu: Abhi toh kaha aapne hum sab aapke saath hai toh aage aap batayega okay bye and he runs from there.

GC:arey Anu ruk

GC looks at Yug and Neeti and they also make excuses and runs away from there

DB: yeh ho kya raha hai yaha, sab bhaage jaa rahe hai koi kuch saaf saaf kyun nahi keh raha

Everyone looks at each other when BP says: Anu aur Akriti ab saath nahi rehte, unka Divorce ho gaya hai

DB: kya, yeh Divorce kya hota hai

BP: Talaq ho gaya hai, woh ab saath nahi rehte

BP was about to say soemthign else when decorators disturbs them and BP goes from there and DB gets a call too.

Its afternoon The gang is in Anubhav room and elders are in BP room except DB who is sitting on the cot in the varendah and reading a book

Anu room:

GC: yeh kya baat hui, tum sab mujhe sab kuch dal ke chalege,

Anu: yug bhaiya ne kaha na ki hum apke saath hai himmat karo, aur jab ki  toh sab peche hut gaye.

Khushi: yeh sab chodo aap apne aur Akriti mein or ab Ridz aur GG ka equation DB ko kaise samjayege woh socho

Neeti: yeah Thank god aaj Gungun iss ghar mein nahi ruki thi

Khushi who is in the balcony sees GG entering the society

Khushi: Gungun

Neeti: Khushi hum wahi toh keh rahe hai, thank god warna agar socho agar DB ne tum dono ko saath mein dekh liya hota toh kya hota

Khushi: Gungun

Ankit: ha khushi hum bhi gungun ki hi baat kar rahe hai

 Khushi: arey nahi, gungun aa gayi hai

Everyone gets up from their seats: KYA?????????????????

They all look at each other and then they and goes into panic mode and talk simultaneously looking at each other, when Anu screams

Anu: chuppppppppppppp

Everyone look at him,

Anu: please stop my head is spinning, just stop and let us think for a second

Chavi comes up running and says: Gungun, DB down on one else

Everyone is confused while Chavi is trying to catch her breath

GC: kya bol rahi ho?

Chavi: arey Gungun is coming in and only DB is down rest all is in BP room

Gang: What????????? They all go to the passage way and lookdown and stands like a statue not moving at all, while GG and DB look at each other

Yug: aaj toh ghar pe mahabharat hogi

Sargam and Goli bua who is passing by hears this and goes to them, they cant sees whats happening down just the gang standing as statue looking down

Sargam: kya ho raha hai yaha

Khushi: Mummy mahabharat shuru honewali hai

Sargam: arey wah hum bhi toh deke kaha

Khushi points her fingers down to the varendah

Sargam and Goli look down and they also stands like statue along with others

BM and Divya is also passing by and sees them standing there and ask the same Question to which GC replies

GC: mahabharat ka yudh shuru honewala hai aaye aap bhi shamil ho jaaye

BM: arey Wah Golu Chavi ki shaadi ke din kitni aachi baat hai ki tumne natak walo ko bulaya mahabharat karne ke liye

Divya looks first: Jiji Natakwalo konahi bulaya sach meinhone wali hai

BM: Kya Matlab and she looks down too.

The spectators are scared as to what will happen whewn along with DB and GG, BP also comes there.

They all close their eyes and ears and stand there coz aaj mahabharat ke saath saath ramayan bhi honewala hai jaha koi toh sanyaas pe jaayega.

DB: Tum kaun ho?

GG: Aap kaun hai?

DB: yeh hamara ghar hai

GG: yeh unka ghar hai pointing towards BP

DB: Aa ladki yeh unka nahi hamara ghar hai

GG looks at BP: yeh unka ghar hai, to which BP nods

GG goes near DB and inspects her and DB is confused as hell,she stands next to DB and ask

GG: yeh aapka ghar hai toh ek sawaal puchu?

DB: 2 puch

GG: okay pehla sawaal , isko renovate kyun nahi kiya?

DB: kyunki humne bahut pyaar se ise banaya tha

GG; aapne khud banaya?

DB: Ha

GG: dekhke lagta nahi hai

DB; kya matlab hai tumhara aur tum ho kaun?

Meanwhile upstairs,

GC: yeh GG DB se kya baat kar rahi hai sunai nahi de raha hai

Yug: chachu aap ek kaam kijiye neeche jaake sun lijiye aur phir hume bataye, Kya faltu ki baat kar rahe ho chachu, dekh usko looking at Anubhav, katna nervous ho raha hai woh aur app ho ki faltu ka sawaal puch rahe ho.

Downstairs: mein joh bhi ho, aapne khud aapne haatho se yeh ghar banaya?

DB: Aur nahi toh kya

GG: chal jhoote, saach saach bataye mein kisi ko nahi bataugi

DB whispers: nahi hum na modern ghar banana chahte the yeh toh humare pitaji ki choice thi.

GG whipsers: agar aap banate toh kaisa banate

DB: hum? Agar hum banate na toh waha darwaza ek dum shahi jaisa hota and they go near the door, aur phir yaha aise steps rakhte jaise tv show mein dikhate hai ek dum becch mein jaise two sides se neeche aate hai waise, phir yaha ek bada sa living room hotaand they go near the living room and kitchen ek dum naya style ka jaise kisi ke ghar mein na hota

Meanwhile upstairs they are bending down and sideways to see what is happeneing and slowly slowly they descend from the steps to see as they go further alongin the kitchen

Khushi: chachu ho kya raha hai yeh?

GC: pata nahi beta, hum khud yaha hai hum kya bata sakte hai lekin ek theory hai sunoge?

Anu: chachu theory ka time hai kya? Meri halat kharab ho rahi hai aur aapko theory ki padi hai

Neeti: Chachu aap theory suna do

GC; ha toh hume lagta hai ki woh dono BP ko marne ki planning kar raje hai

BM and Sargam: Kya bol rahe ho golu, shubh shubh bol

GC: ek aur theory hai

Divya: Kya?

GC: shayad GG aur DB kisi aur ka murder plan kar rahe hai,dekha nahi kaise ishare kar rahe thi GG

Anu: agar aur killer theory nikali na toh dusro ka pata nahi lekin kal ke headline mein zarur aayega Ki kisi ne raat ke andhare mein Chanchal Kulshereshth ka murdur kar diya.

GC: agar aisa hi hai toh tu jaa dekh ke aa, pyaar tera aur mare hum

Yug: yeh sahi jaa Anu jab pyaar kiya toh darna kya

Khushi: dar ke aage jeet hai aur hogi pyaar ki jeet

Neeti: Aur nahi toh kya pyaar kiya koi chori nahi ki hai

Ankit: chup chup ke dekhkar karna kya

Everyone looks at Ankit: sorry kuch aur nahi mil raha tha

Anu; ek kaam karte hai antakshari khel lete hai baad mein neeche chalte hai, Maa aap bhi khelegi?

Saragm: kaunse shabh se gaana gaana hai?

GC: Bhabhi woh Mazak kar raha hai

Till then DB and GG returns back, they see everyone and ask them to come down, he slowly slowly comes down and stand in a lone in front of DB

GG confused by this ask Anu through her eyes and he signals her to come and stand next to her

DB: tum sab ka ho gaya ho toh seedhe seedhe jawab do

BP: Didi yeh Gungun hai, Ridz ki maa

DB: woh toh anu ki beti hai na

Anu: Ji DB ridhi meri aur Gungun ki beti hai , aur Gungun aur mein ek dusre se pyaar karte hai

DB: Kya bol rahe ho tum Anu, teri dulhan toh woh Akriti haina?

Anu: mera aur akriti ka talaq ho gaya hai aur Akriti kesaath shaadi karne se pehle meri shaadi Gungun se

hui thi

DB: yaha kya Mazak chal raha hai kya? Shaadi koi Mazak nahihai samje tum aur agar shaadi mein log puchege ki yeh kiski beti hai toh kya kahoge

Anu: sach kahuga ki yeh meri aur gungun ki beti hai, is sach ko na ab mein chupa sakta hu aur na chupana chahta hu

DB: Charu, tumhe iske baare mein pata tha?

BP: ji, lekin galati hamari thi humne gungun ko galat samja,BP says everything Akriti did till the date and how GG saved Anubhav

Db understands but cant accept thinking of society and says;hum iske baare mein shaadi ke baad baat karege tabtak yeh ladki yaha nahi reh sakti, who shaadi mein shamil ho sakti hai

GG: theek hai mujhe manzur hai waise bhi kal is ghar mein last day hai toh woh aaj hi kar dete hai

Later on in afternoon everyone is busy and practicing for the sangeet, Anu is distracted because of what is happening, GG sees him in balcony and goes and hugs him

GG: DB ki baat ke baare mein soch rahe ho?

Anu kisses her head and tightens his hug: Ha, shaadi ke baad pata nahi kya hoga?

GG: joh hoga dekh lege aur waise bhi hum bhatnagar mansion shift honewale hai na?

Anu: Ha jaise promise kiya tha waisa hi karege, tum sach mein Delhi Jaana zaruri hai

GG: Jaana padega, mera kaam waha hai, Ridz ke dost saare waha hai aur sab kuch ek din mein toh lucknow shift nahi kar sakti na, Office, staff, buildings groups , it’s a lot and I cant leave all that

Anu: I understand maybe we do need to learn a lot about each other

GG: Thank you for understanding

Anu just stands there hugging her, when they hear GC calling them from downstairs, they go down and

GG sees Chandru sitting sad

GG: kya hua Uncle aap sad kyun ho?

Chandru: koi humara Gaana hi nahi sunna chahta hai

GG: Arey aise kaise sab sunege, hai na?

They all look at them shocked

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