Chapter 9

                   Part - 9

After a week or so Pari calls Geet again....

Geet: aaj ka tazaa kabar kya hai?

Pari: Geet, tum ye shadhi nahi karogi

Geet: kyun? jab meine kaha mein nahi karoongi toh tumne mujhe daanta tha na?

Pari: tumne teek kaha, woh ladhka tumse bahut bada hai

Geet: par lagtha toh smart haina?

Pari: tum papa se kehdo ki tumme ye shadhi nahi karni hai

Geet: meine toh kal hi haan bol diya na

Geet is just fooling around to know what's wrong with that Maan, she is getting more and mofe curious to know about him...

He looks like a very private person, not much help from the social media too....

Pari: kya? tumne itne jaldhi kaise mana?

Geet: tum ne hi kaha na ki ye ladhka mujhe kush rakega

Pari: woh nahi ho sakta, ye tumme kabhi kush nahi rakh saktha

Geet: tumme kaise patha?

Pari: mein sab jaanthi hoon, sare log yahi kehthe hai

Geet: ye sare log kaun hai?

Pari: kal mein Nikki ki god baray mein gayi aur wahan hummare mausi aur buaji uss ladhke ki baat kar rahe the

Geet: kya baat kar rahe the?

Pari: yahi ki itne saal usne shadhi kyun nahi kiya?

Geet: woh log usse pooch ke aaye the kya?

Pari: ye koi mazak nahi hai Geet, mere baat ko dhyaan se suno

Geet: kya? usski zindagi mein koi aur ladhki hai kya? woh kissi aur se pyaar kartha hai kya? mein jaanthi hoon na, ye aunties aaise hi gappe marthe rehthe

Pari: hare tum kuch nahi jaanthi ho

Geet: mein sab jaanthi hoon, woh aaisa nahi hai, in fact woh ladhkiyon se bahut dhoor hi rehtha hai

Pari: tumne sahi kaha, yahi hai usska problem

Geet: isse kya problem hogi? woh bahut achchi baat hain, sriram ji ki tarah apne pathni ke alawa koi aur ladhki ko dekhtha bhi nahi hoga

Pari: tum samajhthi nahi Geet, woh apne pathni ko bhi nahi chooega

Geet: kya?

Pari: woh subh mangal savdhaan types ka hai

Geet: mein kuch samji nahi

Geet utna films nahi dekhthi.....

Pari: tumme patha hai, issiliye ussne itne din se shadhi nahi kiya

Geet: kya subh mangal hai? woh koi sadu toh nahi haina?

Geet thinks it's some chant, and he is like some bakht of Bajrang bali...that's why he stays away from girls....

Pari: haan waise hi kuch samjho, woh subh mangal savdhaan movie aayi na, ye Khurana bhi uss Ayushmaan khurana ki tarah hai

Geet: teek hai, mein dekhthi hoon aaisa kya specialty hai usme

Geet then searches for the picture and watches it on the net....

Geet ko ab kuch kuch samajh mein aaya.....

That's when Geet decided that Maan is her safe bet to escape from the clutches of her family and follow her dreams....

kam se kam ek saal mein Geet apne maksat ko pura karegi aur usse bahut aasaani se divorce bhi le sakthi, haina?

aaise hi plan mein Geet ne ye shadhi kiya hai....

That's why she slept in the couch on her first night itself as she didn't want to embarass Maan!!!!!!!!

Bechare Maan ko toh ye patha nahi ki Geet ko ye baat patha hai....

Maan arrives at mid-night.....

Maan reaches the OH and climbs the stairs without making much noise as he thinks Geet should be asleep by now....

Yet a part of his stupid heart wishes that Geet awaits his arrival....

Maan is right Geet has already slept....

Maan likes it when Geet is sleeping..... Maan ko sirf sleeping beauty Mishty pasand hai....

When she is asleep Maan can keep adoring her beauty without any reservations, otherwise Maan doesn't feel comfortable looking at his wife in a wrong way(!)....

Poor Maan he could only adore her beauty, Maan doesn't know what he would have done had Geet been waiting for her husband anticipating so much just like any other girl....

It's better to postpone it as much as possible, but Maan can't deny the fact that it's going to happen some day or the other and there is no escape for him....

As long as Geet doesn't raise the issue Maan would conveniently keep avoiding it.......

Marriage is not just about chemistry and biology, there are other main subjects like cooking, serving, bringing him lunch and so much happened today, why would you need a life partner for all this? you have Nakul at home already na?

Did you bring an assiatant for Nakul or what?

MSK ke liye toh ek din mein itne sare katam aage rakhna hi bahut badi baat hai, shadhi hui toh kya? Maan ek hi din mein jhoru ka gulaam nahi ban saktha, Maan aaram se apne pathni ka gulaam ban hi jayega...

Akhir har rishta aaise hi mutual respect and understanding se majhbood bantha hai, pathni pathi ka din bar seva karein aur pathi raat ko apne pathni ka seva karein, waise ye mat poochna ki kaise seva karein? ye andar ki baat hai, jaise pathni chahe waise seva mil hi jaatha, haina? 

Koi nail paint karne mein madat kartha, koi pher dabatha, koi waxing karne mein madat kartha, har kissi ka kismat alag hotha haina?

Maan kya kya kar saktha aur kya nahi kar saktha ye toh babaji hi jaanthe hai seva Maan ke, haina?

Luckily for him this problem at KC came to his help.....

Chalo, aaj ka din(raat) toh kat gaya, kal ka kal dekh lenge.....

Next morning Geet wakes up early, gets ready and goes to the mansion without disturbing Maan....

Maan is sound asleep, patha nahi kal raat kitne late aaya ho?

Dadi is not so very happy seeing Geet up so early, shadhi ke dusre din Geet itne jaldhi tayaar hoke kahan jaane wali hai? aaram se apne pathi ki seva karke ussko tayaar hone mein madat karke aathi....

Dadi: Geet beta, aap itne jaldhi utt gaye?

Geet: haan, par woh abhi bhi so rahe hai, kal raat bahut dher ho gayi na

Dadi looks at Geet and gives a naughty look.... she then smiles as if she is the new bride of the house....

Geet sochthi hai ki iss Dadi ko koi aur kaam nahi hai kya? jab dekho aaise ulta seedha batein hi karthi rehthi hai......

Dadi apne great grandchild ko dekhne ke liye kuch bhi karegi....

Dadi ke itne mehnat karne se kya faida hai? asli mehnat toh Maan ko karna padega na?

Geet tries to change the topic....

Geet: Dadi, aaj aap kya kayenge?

Dadi: Geet, Nakul haina kitchen sambalne, aap jayiye aone pathi ko sambaliye pehle, warna Maan office ke liye late ho jayenge

Dadi is literally throwing Geet out of the mansion....

Geet returns to the OH and waits downstairs for Maan....

It's been more than hour since Geet came to the OH, there is no sign of Maan, maybe he is still sleeeping?

Dadi teek keh rahi thi, Maan late ho jayenge.....

Geet thinks that she should go and check on Maan....

Geet hurriedly climbs the stairs thinking that Maan may be having some urgent work at KC as there was so much going on when Geet went there.....

Maan is in the washroom.... Geet knocks the door forcefully trying to wake Maan who should be sleeping according to Geet....

Maan is irritated by the noise and he comes out of the washroom to find out who is knocking the door, the door opens with Geet force and Geet gets in in that force and somehow halts almost hitting Maan....

Maan: kya baat hai? itna pareshaan kyun ho?

Maan thinks that something might be wrong seeing Geet in such a hurry....

Geet: woh woh'

Geet is gasping for breadth.... 

Maan: tum teek toh haina?

Maan is worried about Geet only....

Geet: woh Dadi woh

Maan: Dadi ko kya hua?

Geet: nahi Dadi kehrahe hai ki aap late ho gaye

Maan sighs.....: bas itna hi?

Geet: woh kal koi problem hua tha na?

Maan understands that Geet is worried about the revolt....

Maan: woh utni badi baat nahi hai, tumne Dadi se kuch kaha?

Geet: nahi

Maan: achcha kia tumne

Maan aprreciates that.....

Geet is happy that Maan has approved her concern.....

Geet: mein Dadi se kuch nahi kahungi

Geet blabbers all of a sudden looking at Maan at the wrong place....

Maan: kya?

Maan thinks that Geet is embarassed seeing Maan half-naked......

Maan just realises that he is in towel....

Geet: mein jaathi hoon

Geet runs away from that place not knowing what to do......