Chapter 20

Home ff part 20

All are shocked at Bhavna statement...

Varsha- bhavna aunty yeh aap kya rahe...

Bhavna- varsha tune sahi sunna... agar baba ko inke  saath rehna hain toh reh sakta hain lekin yaha mere ghar mein nahi  ..yeh ghar mera hain ..yeh yaha nahi reh sakte 

Varsha- bhavna aunty shaant hojaaye aap gusse mein..hain..aap plz shaant hojaaye..

Lajo- haan bhavna. Bhabhi aap shaant hojaaye...aapki tabiyat kharab hojaayegi.   

Bhadresh - nahi baa. Mere Papa yahi rahenge kyuki yeh ghar mera bhi hain...toh yeh  yahi rahenge  

Bhavna - baba yeh ghar tera bhi hain tu rehna chahte hain toh reh lekin yeh yaha nahi.. rahenge 

Bhadresh - nahi yeh yahi rahenge...

Bhavna-( in anger) .baba tujeh ho kya gaya hain... haan...iss insaan ne mujeh ..dhokha diya...na sirf mujeh par apne khud ke parivaar walo ko bhi dhokha diya hain...aur tu kehta hain ki mein  inhe   apne ghar mein bulaao..

Bhadresh - nahi baa inhone koi  dhokha nahi kiya ... aapne kiya hain aapne unke parivaar walo ko unse door kiya..hain...dhokha aapne diya hain.. 

Bhavna- bhadresh!!!! Tujeh Patah bhi hain tu kya bol raha hain...mein ne kabhi inke parivaar  ko inse nahi Chinna.. jab unke parivaar ko sachai patah chali tab inke parivaar ne inke saath saare rishte tod diye the.

..baba yeh tujeh apne kehne mein laa rahe hain ..yeh hamre ghar ko todna..chahta hain...tu samajh baba.

D'souza family comes..too

Ohja uncle informed them about  the matter...

Bhadresh -  baa ghar toh pehle toota tha Ab judega..yeh yahi rahenge...

Bhavna- baba sach jaane bina kuch bhi mat  bol...

Bhadresh - Ab  jaan ke liye  baccha hi kya hain...baa..

Fight between  bhavna and bhadresh continue..

All tries to  calm down bhavna and bhadresh..but none is ready to listen..

Bhadresh -  baa agar aap yehi chahti hain na ki  mere Papa yaha .na rahe toh Ab yeh yaha nahi rahenge  aur inke saath mein bhairavi.. aur bache bhi nahi rahenge yaha ... 

Bhairavi - ( on verge of crying) mitesh pritesh ke papa aap yeh kya keh rahe..aap ghar chodke ke mat jaaye..baa ke saath aisa mat kijiye..baa sach keh rahi aapko sachai   kyu nahi dikh rahi ...

Bhadresh - bhairu tu baa  ki baat maan rahi   areee.inhone itne saalo tak hame jhut bola

Bhairavi-  .mitesh pritesh ke papa mein baa ke baato mein  nahi aa rahi hoon. ..balki aap inke baato mein aa rahe 

Bhadresh - toh iska Matlab mein galat hoon.. bhairu...??

Ronnie decides to speak in between..

Ronnie- dekho bhadresh man...mein jaanta hain ke yeh tumhara ghar ka woh ba woh ba woh ba...

All- tch tch tch tch...

Liza- (controlling her anger)Ronnie tum aise time pe kaise atak sakta hain man...

Ronnie was going to speak but ...

Ohja - reee jaldi bol jhallar...hi..hi...

Ronnie- areee ek min..man...liza woh row no...11 mein rehta dinesh ke wife ka naam kya hain..

Liza- woh..row no.11 mein rehta   dinesh ke wife ka naam .. hai..naam hain..haan yaad aaya mamta 

Ronnie - haan toh  dekho bhadresh mein maanta hain ke yeh tumhara ghar ka mamta hain...

All looks at Ronnie in disbelief ...

Liza- (controlling her anger) woh woh mamla hota hain..Ronnie mamla ..

Ronnie- haan ..toh  yeh samjh gaya ..na man..dekho bhadresh yeh tumhare ghar ka mamla hain par tum aisa koi bhi faisla mat lo..

dekho tum bichara bhavna aunty kitna woh ab woh ab woh ..

All- tch tch tch tch.

Manav-ronnie bhaiya ..aise time pe dusri baar kaise  atak sakte hain. .aap...

Before. Ronnie could speak.  

Sharad- haan Ronnie  bhaiya logically yeh gairkaanuni hain...

Ronnie was again going to speak..

Vasant- areee bolo Ronnie. . 

Ronnie- ( crying)...ek min...man... koi mereko bolne nahi deta...yeh cheating hain...

Liza ( angrily)- Ronnie tum baat pe aayega...

Ronnie- haan ..haan ...woh  two ko Hindi mein kya kehte hain. 

Liza- really Ronnie tumhe itna aasan Hindi nahi aata.  

Ronnie- please mera help karo man.. baad mein daanta tum liza...

Liza- ..two ko Hindi mein do kehte  hain Ronnie..

Ronnie - haan toh yeh dekho bhadresh man Bhavna aunty kitna dokhi hain... 

..unka tabiyat kharab  hai..tum shaant dimaag  se socho...ki kya bhavna aunty Aida kar sakta hain..kya..

All looks angrily at   Ronnie...

Shanav comes besides Ronnie...

Manav- ( whispering) Ronnie bhaiya woh dukhi hota hain dukhi..dokhi nahi...hota..aapko kya back kya back to back atak rahe hain Ronnie bhaiya 

Sharad-(whispering) aur Ab aap logically  chup chaap woh sofa pe jaake baithe..warna liza bhabhi abhi aapko  shoot out kar denge..

Ronnie- tum sahi kehta ..hain..mein chup chaap jaake baitha tha hain..

Bhadresh- nahi mein ne faisla kar liya ..aur Ab mein mere Papa ke saath rahenge yeh nahi chahte na ke papa yaha na rahe toh Ab mein bhi nahi rahunga. Chaliye papa...chal bhairu ..

Bhavna is shocked in bhadresh statement..

Bhairavi - nai mitesh pritesh  ke papa mein baa ko chodke kahi nahi jaaungi... 

Pritesh-(crying) mein bhi dadi aur mummy ko chodke kahi nahi jaaunga.. 

Mitesh( crying) - mein bhi

Bhadresh - mein jaa raha hoon papa ke saath...

Bhadresh and ramniklal leaves..bhatt house

Lajo- bhavna bhabhi woh jaa rahe unhe rokiye...

Bhavna- (on verge of crying)nahi lajo Ab mere rokne se bhi baba nahi rukega kyuki usse toh mujeh pe vishwas hi nahi..usse lagta hain ki mein ne uss ke papa ko dhokha diya 

..aur ek tarike sahi toh keh raha hain baba ..mein ne Aaj tak usse mere  atit se door rakha..aur Ab dekh ussi ki sazaa de raha hain bhagwan

 Bhavna aunty break downs..

Here vasant  ohja uncle...and Ronnie  follows them to stop him..

Ohja uncle- areee rukh bhadresh ruk..ke hogaye hain thare ko..jhallar jaraa dimaag chala...kyu  ghar chod raha hain..haan jhallar...areee tu kyu iss ramniklal ki baat mein aa raha hain..jaraa toh dimaag chala..thoda toh vishwas kar  bhavna bhabhi ki baat pe ..

Vasant- dekho bhadresh mein nahi jaanta ki  kya baat hain. par iss tarah se ghar chodna yeh baat thik nahi hain.. yeh galat baat hain...

 Tum apna nahi par Bhavna aunty ka socho apne parivaar ka socho aise ruth ke jaane se sirf aur tum nahi tumhara pura parivaar  suffer karega. Baith. Kar shaanti se baat karo aur Jo bhi misunderstanding hain usse. door karo ...

Ronnie- tum sahi baat bola vasant .. ghotala..bhadresh aise ghar chodna  galat baat hain..tum  ...

Bhadresh speaks in between..

Bhadresh - nahi vasant bhai..ohja uncle aur Ronnie Ab baat karna ko kuch raha hi nahi  ka baa..?

All here -Na baba. 

Ronnie - dekho bhadresh man Bhavna aunty  bhi na baba bol raha hain...

Vasant- haan .sahi kaha Ronnie ne...bhadresh dekho Bhavna aunty bhi na bol rahe ruk jaao bhadresh..woh abhi naraaz ..bas...tum ruk jaao..

Here at bhatt house..

Varsha- sharad hame bhavna aunty Ko sambhal na hoga aur hame unke attit ke baare mein jaana hoga...hun!

Sharad-hoon!! bhabhi..kuch toh bahut badi baat hain..par logically hum abhi Bhavna aunty se nahi puch skate baat ..woh bahut toot chuki hain...

Varsha sees bhavna aunty and she gets emotional too..

Sharad  feels bad too.

Sharad - bhabhi..aap thik toh  ho na. 

Varsha- sharad..mujeh bas woh din...yaad aagaya jab 2015...

Sharad- bhabhi please aap  roye mat.. .mein samjh sakta hoon aapki situation kyuki aap  bhi iss situation mein hain .bhabhi...par abhi  sabse pehle bhavna aunty ko hamari jaroort hain..aur sabse zyada aapki.. jaroorat hain... bhabhi...

Varsha - tu thik keh raha sharad..ab sun meri baat tu Anna ya liza se puch ne koshish kar bhavna aunty ke attit  ke baare mein... hoon

Sharad- hoon...

 Sharad asks Anna regarding bhavna aunty.. matter ..

Anna- sharad yeh toh mujeh bhi nahi patah ...shayad  Ronnie bhaiya aur liza bhabhi jaante hoge..tum manav se pucho na..usse patah hoga kyuki colony mein sabse pehle bhavna aunty aur unki family  rehne aaye the aur uske baad ohja uncle aur lajo aunty.

Sharad- areee manav ko bhi nahi patah aur jab manav ne puchna ki koshish ki toh ohja uncle ne  baat taaldi aur manav ko hamare ghar bhej diya...

Bhavna and bhairavi.. were crying..

Manav - dekhiye Bhavna kaki aap shaant hojaaye ..hum aapke saath hain.. hum bhadresh bhaiya ko samjhkar wapas laayenge...

Varsha- haan bhavna aunty manav sahi ke  raha hain...please aap  Rona bandh kijiye..aapko himmat rakhna hoga. Mein samjha sakti  hoon aapka dard. Par .. aise baith kar  rone se kuch nahi hoga  Bhavna aunty.

Hemant  was  starts doing  hafu hafu on seeing bhairavi and Bhavna crying..

Hemant-  ( hafu hafu) bhairavi didi, Bhavna aunty aap roye mat mein abhi bhadresh uncle ko fast spin karke   pakdd kar lata hoon isse pehle ki woh colony se bahaar jaaye..

Other ghotala's get shocked...

Bhairavi (crying)- yeh tu kya keh raha hain mere  bhai...

Hemant- bhairavi didi mere  kehne ka  matalb hain ki mein aise fast spin  karke   bhadresh uncle ko rok ke unhe le aata hoon.   

Liza - yeh tum kya bolta hain hemant.. 

Before hemant could say anything...

Jacky- liza bhabhi hemant ke kehne ka matalb hain ki woh bahut tezi se bhaag kar  jaayega  aur bhadresh  bhaiya ko lekar aayega .kyuki yeh bahut speed se bhaag hain.. hain na hemant..

All look towards hemant .. jacky and sharad piche se ishaara karte hain to say yes...

Hemant - haan sahi kaha Jacky bhaiya ne...

Bhavna- aaj mere wajah se yeh chakudi ka ghar bhi toot gaya...sab meri galti hain.  

Bhairavi - baa aap aisa kyu bol rahi...aap apne aapko dosh mat dijiye..mitesh pritesh ke papa  samjh nahi paa rahe aapki baat.. hame unhe samjhana hoga..baa

Lajo- sahi keh bhairavi tu..bhavna bhabhi aise rone se kuch nahi hoga.. aapki koi galti nahi hain...phir  kyu de rahe aap apne aap ko dosh...

Bhavna aunty was still not listening ...

All were trying to calm her down.. 

Vasant enters ...he was sad...

Manav- kya hua  vasant bhaiya..bhadresh bhaiya kaha hain..aur Ronnie bhaiya aur papa 

Vasant- manav bhadresh ko abhi humne kaise bhi karje roka hain..woh abhi Jacky ke ghar matalb row house no.3 mein ruke hain...aur Ronnie aur ohja uncle bhi waha hain bhadresh ko samjhane ki koshish kar rahe hain. 

Varsha- (in little loud  voice) bas kariye bhavna aunty...

All are shocked with varsha change in tone...even Bhavna stops crying...

Varsha  continues...

Varsha ( in tears)- bas kariye bhavna aunty..agar yaha  aise baith kar rone se agar beta  ghar wapas aajata .. toh..mera  bada beta... .

Vasant comes from behind  ...

Vasant keeps his hand on  varsha shoulder..

Vasant- varsha...

Varsha calms herself ..

Varsha - maaf karna Bhavna aunty woh zaraa emotional hogayi thi..par mere kehne ka matalb hain ki agar aise baith kar rone se agar beta ghar wapas aajata toh mere beta hemant jabhi ghum hojaata hain..toh woh mujeh jhat se mil jaata..mere kehne ka matalb hain bhavna aunty..rone se kuch nahi hoga ..

...mein aapka dard samjhti hoon Bhavna aunty.lekin aapko himmat rakhni hogi  ...

Lajo- bhavna bhabhi ..varsha sahi keh rahi hain...

Bhavna- ( wiping varsha tears) tu sach keh rahi hain varsha ...lajo..aise rone kuch nahi hoga..mujeh baba ko sachai batana hoga..usse Jo sach  hain..usse woh batana hoga.. 

Manav-(in mind) yeh varsha bhabhi ne aisa kyu kaha ki mera  bada beta ...aur vasant bhaiya ne unhe bolne se rok kyu diya...

Vasant- haan bhavna aunty ..lekin usse pehle aapko   hame kuch batana hoga Jo aap ne  nahi bataya...

Varsha- haan   bhavna aunty...

Bhavna - thik hain..mein batati hoon...

Here at bair agency ...

Agent z-  agent x .agent q yeh insaan pe nazar rakho ..yeh dekho uski photo ...

(Imagine  he shows  photo of 212 ka insaani roop )

Agent x- sir..lekin hum  patah kaise karenge ki yeh  hi alien hain ..hamare pass toh uske khilaaf kuch zyada proof bhi nahi hain...

Agent z-  agent x  issliye toh mein uss par nazar rakhne ke liye  keh raha hain ..hame uske khilaaf aur proof chahiye..  

Agent q- haan toh hum uss ke pass jaake  uska voter ID,aadhar card .. residential proof maangte hain...aur yeh bhi puch lenge  ke uske family  mein 

Kitne log hain toh uska ration card bhi banjaay

Agent x and z looks at him angrily.. 

Agent z -hum log  yeh ( showing the photo) alien ka   election card ya ration card  nahi banwa rahe Jo hame uske ID proof chahiye. ..hum log usske alien hone ke liye  uska proof..chahiye. 

Agent x- haan agent q woh alien hai ki nahi uska proof collect karna hain. .

Agent q - haan toh  pehle clear karna chahiye na ka baa??

They all here haan baba...

Agent q - areee waah bhavna aunty ka  haan baba ka range hamare office tak aata hain...

Agent z is hell irritated with agent q...

Agent x- agent q shut up!!!!

Agent q - toh barobar..( murmuring like bhairavi) ek toh head kuch bol nahi sakte..lekin inka dimaag bhi na  woh bhavna aunty ke jaise hogaya hain kharab...

Agent z- kya kaha agent q...

Agent q - kuch nahi aap continue kijiye sir...

Agent x- aur Ab mujeh kal tak saare reports chahiye...

Agent x- hojaayega sir..

At bhatt house...

Bhavna tells the truth regarding her husband..

Vasant - bhavna aunty toh aapne Aaj tak  yeh baat bhadresh ke kyu nahi bataya...

Bhavna- ghotala bhai Aaj tak mein  ne yeh baat baba ko issliye nahi batayi kyuki mein mere atitt ko bhulana chahti thi..aur mere atitt ki itni si bhi.        parchaayi bhi  mein apne parivaar pe nahi aane dena dena chahti.

Aur Ronnie,lajo ,ohja bhai ko  mein ne hi kaha tha ki yeh baat kisi ko bhi na bataye. .. issliye lajo ne tujeh bata ne se manna kar diya...manav...

Ohja- areee bhavna bhabhi aap chinta na karo..areee woh bhadresh jhallar ko..mein.. Rajasthani shurveer yodha samjhayga ..aur dekhna phir woh manthara ramniklal ko chodke yaha aajeyga.. 

Bhavna-(laughing a little ) oh  Rajasthan express  aap waha Jung ladne nahi jaa rahe...

Liza and Anna brings  some sandwhich and coffee  for everyone...

Liza- aunty bhavna ..yeh ke kuch kha lijiye aapka tabiyat bhi thik nahi hain...kuch kha lijiye...

Bhavna- nahi liza mere khanne ki iccha nahi hain. Tum log kha lo 

Liza- aunty bhavna yeh tum kya bol raha hain ..aapko medicine  bhi Lena hain kuch kha lijiye please..

Bhavna - thik hain thoda kha leti hoon...

Hemant - papa .papa suniye na. 

Vasant - kya hain hemant ...

Hemant - papa mein gayab hone wala hoon ...

Vasant- ( loudly) kya????

All looks towards  vasant and hemant..other ghotala's understood that something was wrong..

Ronnie- kya hua vasant tum itne zor se kyu chillata man..

Ohja- haan ke hua aap kyu Bhavna bhabhi ko competition dene baith gaye chilla ne mein gaye..

Bhavna looks angrily at ohja uncle...

Ohja- hi hi hi hi mein toh zaraa SA mahol mahol halka kar raha tha..

Varsha  -(whispering) vasant kya hua...

Vasant( whispering)- areee yeh hemant ke powers fluctuate hone wale hain.. issliye ..Ab kuch bahaana socho...woooh... kya hain...ki...ooo.. aa raha hain bas..yaad karne do...

Hemant- ( whispering)papa  mein bas gayab hone wala hoon..

Vasant- ( whispering )areee hemant pause button maarke rakh abhi thodi der Tere power fluctuations ko ...

Sharad powers start to fluctuate and automatically he contacts vasant...

Vasant-oh hemant chacha kya yaha khullem aam power use kar raha hain baniyan...

Sharad- areee bhaiya logically mere power fluctuate hona start hogaye..mein ne contact nahi kiya aapko...

Vasant- oh hemant chacha sabse pehle toh apna yeh mind call disconnect kar sabko hame shaq hojaayega...

Sharad  - thik hain bhaiya..

Bhavna- kya hua Ghotala bhai kya soch rahe hain...

Vasant- woooh kya hain ...bhavna aunty..ke ...yeh Jo mein kya issliye kiya.. kyuki...kyuki...haan... woh yeh hemant ne saare bartan aise wash basin  mein daal diye dhone ...aur conditioners phynl daala nahi issne 

Anna- what oh my god I really don't believe this

Vasant - haan wohi toh hemant ko bola tha ki saath mein aise shampoo ..thoda conditioner..thoda phynl bhi daale saath mein toh kya hain ki bartan ache se dhul jaayenge aur saare germs bhi mar jaayenge...

All looks with unbelievable look at ghotala...

Liza- tum bartan aise clean krta hain man?

Sharad- haan..aur bartan  mmm clean hojaaye hain.

Varsha- haan toh hum aate hain..bas 5 min...mein...

Chalo...haan...

All ghotala's leave in hurry...