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Vasant enters house and is shocked to see 2 H.C. and 2 Hemant ...
Vasant- aeee varsha yeh sab kya hai.. ..yeh yaha sabji aur masala ka bazaar kyu lagaa hai..aur yeh 2 H.C aur Hemant ..aur tisre H.C kaha hai..?
HC no. 1- aeee vasant asli ,HC toh Bhavna Ben ke yaha chevda, aur dusri khana banane ki chizze sikhne gaye hai..
Varsha- Haan, vasant, aur yaha yeh 2 HC ji meri madad kar rahe hai...samman thik se bhejne ke liye aur packing mein..
Woh aapko toh patah haina yeh log toh thode din baad jaa rahe hai.toh saaman bhej rahe hamare grah..
Vasant-( murmming ) Haash chalo shaanti ek bhukkad se chutkaara milega
H.C. no 2- aeee kya bola vasant??
Vasant- kuch nai kuch nai. Mein yeh keh raha tha ki yeh 2 hemant kyu?
Hemant-mere 2 hemant unko company de rahe hai...
Vasant- asli HCji kaha hai.??
H.C no. 1 - areee mein haina Bhavna aunty ke yahaa different variety ka khanna banane ka sikhne gaya hoon..
Vasant- kya asli HC bhavna aunty ke yaha gaye. Aap kyu gaye hai khanna banae ka sikhne ke liye aap toh waise bhi experiment karte rehte hai khane ke. Saath
Hemant no. 2- woh kya hai na papa
HCji waha hamare grah par hotel open karenge issliye heeein.
HCji- aur yeh hamare sharad aur megha ki shaadi ka khanna bhi toh mein banane wala hoon toh practice hojaayegi na..
Aur tum sab log jab wapas aaoge 2015 ko lekar hamare grah par wapas toh uski party ka khanna bhi toh mein hi banaounga na
Hemant - areee waah HCji . toh aap mera na fav.dish ..
Vasant speaks in between..
Vasant.- haan yeh acha kiya aapne HCji...abhi aapki party ki discussion baad mein karna..par yeh 2 H.C. aur 2 Hemant ko kisi ne dekha toh nahi na...
Hemant no.1- haan nai dekha mujeh , lekin mujeh milne jaana hai bhairavi didi se par mummy bhar nahi jaane de rahi mujeh
Hemant no.1 starts doing hafu hafu
Hemant-eeeh hemant no. 1
Tum zinta mat karo hemant no.1 mein bhairavi Didi ko bulaa ke laata hoon..
Yahaa ..
Hemant was going to call bhairavi but
Vasant stops him..from going
Vasant- aeee gende kya kar raha hai tu..kyu chilla raha hai..
Ander aa tu ..
Aur zinta kya hota hai gende woh chinta
Hemant no.2 - nai papa woh chinta nahi zinta hota hai
Hemant no1- haan..papa, chinta toh woh ganna.
Hemant- haan papa
Meanwhile here professor was busy with his paathshala with his 3 hemants who were constantly speaking wrong words..
HC no.1- aeee varsha yeh vasant toh apni paathshala leke baitha gaya hai.. mein tujeh Rajasthani khanna banna sikhata hoon..usme hum aise thoda change..karke bannana sikhata hoon
Hooon?
Varsha- hooon...
Vasant was getting hyper with 3 hemant and their hemantgiri..
But soon 2 H.C.and hemant disappear..
Varsha - mein aap dono ke liye thande paani mein nimbu daalke laati hoon..
Hooon?
Vasant- hoon..aur varsha yeh darwaaza bandh rakha karo ander se..
Tumhe patah haina colonywale aise kabhi bhi ghus aate hai ghar mein. yeh door bell toh insaan ne hi invent kiya hai par kabhi bhi isstemaal nahi karte.. Agar bell isstemaal karna hi nahi tha toh invent kyu kiya
Hemant- wohi na papa khali ka kharcha kiya..jab bell bajaani hi nahi hai ..toh banaaya hi kyu aur kuch bana dete kaam ka
Vasant- very good hemant ek dum sahi bola tu..Ab tu sab samjhane laga hai..
Hemant - sachi papa
Vasant-- haan.
Hemant does a proud wala movement
Varsha comes
Sharad,Jacky,megha comes down too.
Varsha - yeh lijiye paani mein nimbu daalke ke laai hoon ..aur kahiye ki kya hua market mein ..
Vasant- haan kehta hoon mein ..woh tumne kaha tha sabji laane ke liye toh mein aur yeh hemant gaye the...toh
Jab hum sabji le rahe the..toh isse woh gubaare wala dikha aur kehne laga ki
Hemant-- mein ne papa se kaha ki mujeh mere liye, shishir ke liye aur 333 ke liye gubaara chahiye..
Varsha- vasant aapko leke dena chahiye tha na gubaara
Vasant- aree mein ne liye the lekin woh raaste mein hi phod diye gubaare raaste mein aate waqt aur yeh gubaare lene mein bhi yeh hemant ne kya zidd pakdti thi pucho hemant ko?
Hemant- mummy , .mujeh brown color ka gubaara chahiye tha taki humne jo yellow color ke kapde pehne hai uske saath match ho par papa ne kharid ke nahi diya..
Sharad and Jacky were surprised too
Vasant- aree par hemant gubaare wale ke pass kaha se aayega brown color ka gubaara nahi hota ..brown color ka gubaara
Varsha- haan hemant,
Vasant- dekha mein sach keh raha tha.
Varsha- hemant tumhe brown color ka nahi pink color ka gubaara maangna tha woh hamare kapdo ke colour ke saath zyada achha lagta hai..
Hemant - heeein
Vasant shocked on varsha reply..
Megha- nai nai bhabhi pink color fika lagega yellow ke saath hemant tumhe blue color ka gubaara Lena tha woh zyada suite hoga
Varsha- areee haan megha yeh toh mein ne socha hi nahi...vasant aapko blue color ka kharid ke dena chahiye tha
Vasant-- o chokario (oh girls) mein waha gubaarewale ke pass se kapde kharid ne gaya nahi tha...ki pink ,blue color ..sharad ,Jacky samjhao indono
Sharad- haan bhabhi, megha, logically gubaarewale ke pass Jo color ke gubaara hoga wohi dega na...aur brown color ka gubaara nahi hota gubaarewale ke pass
Jacky - haan sharad sahi keh raha hai
Jacky andSharad received an angry glare from varsha, megha both did heeein in anger..
Vasant- varsha,megha tum dono baad mein gussa ho Lena aur daant dikhana abhi tumne mujeh kyu bulaya itni jaldi..
Varsha- areee haan vasant woh rustomji ki dukan haina waha se kuch saaman Lena tha..
Vasant- areee toh lehle bolna tha na mein waha se leke aata Jo saaman laana tha na
Varsha- woh..woh mein bhul gayi.. Aap chaliye na abhi mere saath..
Vasant- thik hai chalo..
Varsha - haan ek min.rukiye mein abhi aayi..
Sharad- bhaiya,mein megha aur Jacky manav aur Anna ke saath mall jaa rahe hai aur HCji toh abhi shaam tak waha Bhavna aunty ke yaha khanna banana sikhenge..
Shishir- aur mein aur hemant bhaiya aur pritesh aur mitesh ke saath liza aunty ke yaha jaa rahe hai.woh meri school mein exam hai..toh mein pritesh ,mitesh ke saath padhunga..
Vasant - haan thik hai jao par yaad rakhna ki koi gadbad na ho..aur hemant shishir ko disturb mat karna.. Hooon.
Shishir- hooon
Hemant didn't do hooon
Hemant was sad
Vasant- are gende tune hooon kyu nahi kiya..
Hemant - papa , mujeh bhi shishir ke saath exam dene jaana hai.. Uske school janaa hai..aur jab yeh baat mein ne bhadresh uncle, ohja uncle yeh baat kahi toh woh kehte hai ki mein school nahi jaa sakta..kyuki mein eeeh hoon issliye..koi school wala mujeh jaise eeeh ko nahi lega unki school mein
All ghotala's were emotional as they can feel hemant's pain...
Vasant- areee gende yeh tujeh kisne kaha ki tu school nahi jaa sakta yeh colony wale toh sabse bade eeeh hai.. Kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.. Aur tu toh school jaata hai har roz Ab se koi bhi puche ki tu school jata hai toh haan kehna aur kehna ki mein aise school mein jaata hoon jahaa mujeh sabse zyaada sikhne ko milta hai ek dum mmm wali padhai hoti hai.hooon
Hemant becomes happy
Hemant- hooon ,heeein aise konsi school mein papa..mein jaata hoon..
Vasant- mere pyare gendu..meri school mein aur woh bhadresh aur ohja uncle se kehna ki tum meri school mein jaate ho..aur ..mein tujeh haroz padhta hoon na..aur tu toh mera fav..student hai
..ek dum mmm student hai..aur tu bhi exam dega ..meri school mein woh bhi mere invisible black board par... Aur liza aunty se kehna ki woh tujeh exam ki tyari karaye.. Mein teri exam 3 baad loonga hooon?
Hemant- hooon
Sharad informs vasant about his plan..
All leave except VV
Vasant and varsha were leaving when vasant saw a dabba in varsha hand's..
Vasant- iss mein kya hai varsha ?
Varsha-- vasant woh hum jaa rahe hai na rustomji ki dukaan par toh karthik ki fav..daal banai thi toh socha uske liye le jaao mein
Vasant- mujeh patah hai varsha aur sirf tum nahi mujeh bhi karthik se alag sa judaav hogaya hai.
VV leaves..
At bhatt house,
Bhavna -areee himanshu bhai aur kitni der?
HC- areee bas haan 2 Min..
Bhavna and lajo were seating.
Lajo- Bhavna bhabhi Aaj himanshu bhai aapke yaha khanna banna sikhane aaye hai?
Bhavna- haan, woh yeh subha aaye aur bole ki mujeh Gujarati khanna banna sikhaye aap...toh thoda sikhaya unhe aur abhi kaha ki woh kuch banaa kar khilaa rahe hai
Lajo- kal toh yeh himanshu bhai mere ghar aaye the Rajasthani khanna banna sikhne ke liye aur sabse achi baat yeh hui ke himanshu bhai ne ohjaji ki bolti bandh kardi...
Bhavna - aisa kya himanshu bhai ne..
Lajo- kuch nahi bas apne haath ka banaya hua khanna khilaaya..
Woh ke hua ki..ohjaji hamesha ki tarah khanna khate waqt bol rahe the ke kaisa banaya hai khanna..
Flashback starts..
Ohja- lajo lajo kaisa khanna banaya hai tune..namak bhi nahi daala tune..
Manav- papa, namak bikul bhi kam nahi hai aap kyu baar baar MA ko pareshan kar rahe ha
Ohja- tu toh chup re male manthra...
HC comes with lajo..
Lajo- ke hai?
Ohja- yeh kaisa khanna banaya hai?
Lajo- areee kal toh keh rahe ki namak bahut zyada daala hai aur Aaj keh rahe hai ki bahut kam daala hai aapke bahut nakhre baad gaye hai.
HC - aeee ohja bhai aap lajo Ben kyu pareshan kar rahe ho ..app ko yeh khanna nahi khanna toh mat khaiye mein aapke liye ek dum mast khanna banake laata hoon.
. Areee manav, chal na meri thodi help karne..
Manav leaves with HC..
After sometime manav and HC appears
With two dishes..
Lajo- areee Himanshu bhai aapne yeh toh bahut acha khanna banaya hai..
Ohja eats too but doesn't say anything ...after sometime.
Ohja- lajo..maareh ko taareh haath ka banaya hua khaana de .. ..jaldi de ..khanna..taareh haath ka banaya hua khanna..
Lajo- areee par ohjaji aapko toh maareh haath ka banaya hua khanna acha nahi lagta..
Ohja- areee taareh haath ka khanna toh aashirvaad jaisa hai..mein taareh aage haath jodu hoon tune Jo khanna banaya hai woh de..
Here manav and HC were trying hard to control their laughter..
Flashback ends..
Bhavna- haai haai aisa kaisa khanna banaya hoga ki ohja bhai ko Tere haath ka banaya hua khanna aashirvaad jaisa laga?
Lajo- woh toh maareh ko bhi nahi patah Bhavna bhabhi..
HC - aeee mein batata hoon aapko
Flashback start
HC and manav in kitchen
Manav- himanshu bhai aap kya banane wale ho...
HC- aeee manav sabse pehle toh mujeh Himanshu bhai bolna bandh kar..mein teri mummy ko behen kehke bulaata hoon toh tu mujeh himanshu mama ya phir HC kehke bulaa...
.yeh sab himanshu bhai kehke bulaate hai..toh aisa boring lagta hai sunne mein Ab . Toh thoda aise change lagega..sunne mein agar tu aur koi naam se bulaayega
Manav just smiled at logic of HC.
Manav- haan mein aapko Aaj se himanshu mama kehke bulaunga..
Lekin aap kyu mujeh yaha leke aaye
HC- woh mein haina Tere papa ki akal thikhane laga ke liye...
Manav- aap kya karne wale hai himanshu mama.
HC- aeee Tere papa Jo haroz kach kach karte hai na lajo Ben ke haath ka mast khanna khake ..uske liye..Ab tu yeh jaldi jaldi tamatar ke chotte chotte tukde karde..
Flashback ends.
HC then narrates how he had mix spices and other vegetables and kachi daal and all..
Bhavna- areee waah yeh toh bahut acha kiya aapne
HC- aur Ab yeh special biryaani banai hai khake bataye kaisa laga aur haan saath mein yeh khajur aamli ki chutney bhi hai woh upar aise daalke khaana ek dum mast taste aayega
Bhavna and lajo were shocked ...
Bhavna eats one morsel of biryaani and in next moment she was hell angry on HC..
Bhavna- ( angrily) ooo Himanshu bhai aap ne yeh biryaani mein kya daala tha. . itna bekaar taste aa raha hai ..bahut kadva kadva taste aa rahe ..kya daala tha aap ne..
Lajo - haan Himanshu bhai aapne daala tha iss mein se toh coffee daali ho aisa swaad aa raha hai...
HC-aeee sahi kaha aapne Lajo Ben mein ne haina coffee ka powder daala tha..aur issliye toh kha ki yeh khajur amli ki chutney daalo tab jaake achaa swaad aayega..
Bhavna-( looking towards lajo) bhagwan haina mujeh bhairavi ki kami hone nahi dete..aaj subha bhairavi gayi hai uski maa ke ghar toh subha se mein khush thi ki chalo aise thoda din shaanti rahegi
Lekin bhagwan ko na meri khushi sehn nahi hoti..
HC- aeee patharwale bhagwan abhi hame dekh rahe hai..mujeh toh nahi dikhe phir aapko kaise dikh gaye..
( after moment) aeee aap Marne toh nahi wale na Bhavna Ben .kyuki insaan ko patherwale bhagwan tabhi dekhte jab woh Marne wale hote hain..aap itni jaldi mat mar jaaye Bhavna Ben mujeh aapse..
Bhavna- ( angrily)- aeee ghotala nagari ke HC ..bhairavi ke kaka...mein aapko taana maar rahi hoon aur yeh biryani mein coffee kyu daali..aur yeh khajur aur amli ki chutney koi daalta hai
HC- aeee hum log daalte hai. Ekdum mmm lagta hai.
Chutney ke saath.
Bhavna-oh kya mast lagta hai... Aise khanna banaoge na toh aapka hotel thap ho jaayega..abhi chup chap mein jaisa sikhao waise... Sikho bina apni ghotalagiri dikhaye...
VV enters the shop,
Karthik comes and he is happy to see VV..
Karthik- areee aap yaha?..kaise hai aap ?
Vasant- areee ek dum
Vasant was going to do mmm but he stops
Areee ek dum mast hai hum..hum yeh saaman lene aaye the..
Vasant gives list to karthik..
Karthik leaves ..
At colony garden,
Sharad,megha, and Jacky were waiting for manav and Anna..
Sharad- megha tumhe patah hai na kya karna hai...
Megha- haan haan sharad mujeh patah hai kya karna..
Manav and Anna comes ..
Sharad- aree dekho manav aur Anna aagaye
Jacky- chalo, chalo jaldi hame der hi rahi hai
Megha- hi Anna
Anna - hi ,megha
Anna said with a fake smile..
All were going when megha slips on ground
Megha- aaah.
Sharad comes beside megha
Sharad - kya hua megha, tum aise zameen pe kyu baithe ho
Anna - sharad woh zameen pe baithe nahi phisal gayi hai..
Manav - megha tum Anna ka haath pakd kar khade hone ki koshish kar
Anna was already not liking megha and ..now she had to help her..
Anna- what
Jacky- kya hua Anna help karo na megha ki
Anna - aree mein kaise akele megha ka haath pakd kar khada kar sakti hoon mujeh help chahiye
Megha- Anna sahi keh rahi hai..woh akeli kaha se mera haath pakd kar khada kar sakti hai..
Manav- haan yeh baat sahi hai..ek kaam karo megha tum mera aur sharad ka haath pakdo aur yaha bench par baitho ..
With help of manav and sharad megha stands up and sits on bench
At shop
Varsha- karthik , kitna acha hai..bahut help karta hai. ..yeh hamari hum jabhi iss dukaan mein saaman lene aate hai..
Vasant- sahi kaha varsha ...
Karthik comes with all the samaaan..
Varsha- karthik yeh lo tumhare liye mein laai hoon..
Varsha handsover the dabba..
Karthik becomes happy
Karthik- kya hai issme ..?
Vasant- kholke dekho..
Karthik opens dabba and becomes happy and in happiness
Karthik- yeh aap ne mere liye banaya hai.. Thank you ..thank you so much Ma
VV are shocked when karthik called varsha Ma
Karthik also realise what he said.
Karthik- ( stammering) - woh ..woh.. Mein ...mujeh ..mein galti se aapko..
Varsha- nai nai,koi baat nahi beta ..maafi maangne ki jaroorat nahi hai.. Tum mere hemant se kuch hi saal bade ho..
Vasant- Tum bhi humare bte jaise ho..
Karthik was not making eye contact with VV
Karthik- haan, woh yeh sab saaman mein aapko pack karke deta hoon..
Karthik goes inside and takes out his prajati detector. To check whether it is working or not, to check whether VV are his parents or not as he had felt an attachment towards them since they have met.
He knew detector was not working properly .but then he had some hope that may be it will work if any alien is near. The detector didn't do timi timi
He again keeps detector inside ..
Soon VV leaves shop..
At colony garden,
Megha was sitting on bench,
Manav -mujeh lagta hai tumhare pair mein moch aagayi hai..chalo him doctor ke pass chalte hai..
Sharad-nai, nai, manav mujeh pair ki moch thik karna aata hai mein ne suryanagar mein dekha tha ke kaise pair ki moch thik karte hai..
Toh mein help kar deta hoon par megha tum chillana mat...hoon
Megha- hooon.
Sharad slightly touches megha feet
Megha- aaah ouch sharad dhire se bahut dard ho raha hai.
Jacky - mein barf leke aata hoon ghar se..
Sharad- megha logically tum apna dhyan divert karo ..taki tumhe darad mehsoos na ho..
Megha- lekin mein apna maan kaise divert karu sharad..
Sharad thinking in his way..
Sharad- megha tum maan mein bakria count karo ..mujeh Ronnie bhaiya ne kaha tha ki jab nind nahi aati toh aisa karte toh hame nind aajati hai.
Anna- I really dont believe this..sharad.. Tum isse bakria count karna keh rahi mind divert karne ke liye..
Sharad- logically anna ,agar megha mind mein count karegi toh woh toh count karne mein busy hojaaeygi na toh usse dard mehsoos nahi hoga.
Sharad asks megha to count bakrias in mind
Sharad megha ke pair ki moch thik karta hai.
Megha manav ka haath pakdti hai as she was in pain.or trying to show..
Megha watches .. Anna she was getting green eyed ..
Sharad- megha,dekho mein ne tumhari moch thik kardi..
Megha- areee haan meri pair I moch thik hogayi lekin abhi bhi thoda dard ho raha hai pair mein.
Manav- hum Aaj nahi chalte mall..tumhare pair mein darad ho raha hoga.na megha..hum kal chale jaayenge..
Megha- nai,manav hum thodi der baad chalenge ..tum meri chinta mat karo mein thik hojaungi manav ..
Sharad- haan mein apne ghar se dawaai leke aata hoon... manav woh tum chaloge mere saath ghar mein.. Woh mujeh patah nahi konsi dawaai lagaate hai..
Manav- areee usmein puchna kya hai..mein aa raha hoon..aur megha tum yahi baithna ..chalna mat..thik hai
Megha- haan mein nahi hiloongi apni jagha se pakka promise..
Manav and sharad leaves..
Anna was trying control her anger..
Megha was smiling all this on seeing Anna getting angry
Jacky - dekho mein barf le aaya
Megha does mmm
Anna gets further more frustrated
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