Chapter 1

 

Part One

 

 

 

 

Lavanya : Silent, brooding guys are just HOT

 

Khushi : No they aren't. They are just unsociable or big heads. Works in their favor that the entire female population fantasizes such disgusting characteristics in their potential mates

 

Lavanya :Why do you have to be so boring?

 

Khushi :I'm being sensible! Not boring

 

Payal :Guess what? I think Khush is totes going to fall for an arrogant handsome asshole. Like I can see it coming.

 

Lavanya :Oooh yes. All that fan fiction stuff. Hate then love then passion and then the 18+ chapters

 

Khushi :You are disgusting as if it were a criterion for oxygen intake

 

Payal :But don't fall for someone like Arnav Singh Raizada. I mean, I'll have trouble even teasing you with as big an asshole.

 

Khushi :What?!

 

Payal :No seriously. Like, fall for someone who's a redeemable asshole. Like you change him and stuff. ASR is a goner

 

Khushi ::...I am actually speechless. This breaks your own record at absurdity

 

Payal :See ASR looks hot but-

 

Khushi :WHAT?

 

Payal :No what I mean is-

 

Khushi :Why are we even talking about ASR?

 

Lavanya :Khushi are you blushing?

 

Khushi :EW! YUCK!

 

Lavanya :LOL

 

Payal :LOLLL.She is. I can see it.

 

Khushi :I think I'll just leave this group. You guys are disturbing.

 

Lavanya :I bet ASR is on her whatsapp list

 

Khushi :Totally yaar. Why do you think he looks sleepy in the morning? We whatsapp the entire night long. That's why.

 

Payal :Ahem. Lavanya? Read that?

 

Lavanya :Totally yaar. Totally.

 

Payal ::*Cough* *cough*

 

Khushi has left the group.

 

 

Lavanya :Omg. She actually left? LOL.

 

Payal :Dramatic idiot. But you know considering we are in the same dorm it doesn't help her much.

 

Payal :We, on another note, should just stop killing time and start the readings. Throw that chewing gum out of your mouth. You've been chewing on it since 2 hours. Which is just...gross.

 

Lavanya :Mind your own business.

 

Khushi joined the group.

 

Khushi :Stop adding me people. Have shame.

 

Lavanya :Shut up.

 

 

 

 

 

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9234229019: Gimme my key back. I need it.

 

Khushi :Who is this?

 

9234229019: Arnav.

 

Khushi :Who?

 

9234229019: Arnav Singh Raziada. I am you know, kinda in your batch.

 

Khushi :Oh.

 

Khushi :How do you..I mean where did you get my number from?

 

9234229019: We have a class group.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Khushi :Why am I so embarrassing?

 

Payal :You are.

 

Lavanya :Totally. Glad you admitted it.

 

Payal :Says the girl who's about to make a chewing gum a part of her system.

 

Khushi :Shut up guys.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Add 9234229019 to contacts?

 

Yes

 

Arnav (weirdo) added to contacts.

 

 

 

 

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Khushi :Oh ya..

 

Arnav (weirdo) :Obviously.

 

Arnav (weirdo) :If you're done, I kinda really need the key right now.

 

Khushi :I don't have any key of yours. Why would I?

 

Arnav (weirdo) :You do. Check your bag.

 

Khushi :Excuse me?

 

Arnav (weirdo) :It's in your bag. Just check.

 

Khushi :You sit at the OPPOSITE end of the class.

 

Arnav (weirdo) :JUST CHECK.

 

 

 

 

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NK :You suck at football. So shut up.

 

Aakash: Because you are totally the college stud.

 

Arnav: NK. Where are you?

 

NK :Er.why?

 

Arnav:Because I need to kill you. Urgently.

 

NK : ...

 

NK :Aakash..did you tell him about the keys?

 

Aakash: It ...slipped?

 

NK :I am out of town Arnav.

 

Aakash:He's in the dorm.

 

NK :Shut up you *&^%&.

 

NK :Arnav it was a prank bro. Khushi has a good sense of humor.

 

NK :Er..Arnav?

 

Aakash: LOL. RUN NK! RUN!

 

 

 

 

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Khushi :HOW did your keys come inside my bag?

 

Arnav (weirdo) :I saw you accidentally pick them up. Can I have it back right now?

 

Khushi :Accidentally pick them up? And you didn't stop me then?

 

Arnav (weirdo) :Can you just come outside the hostel? I need them urgently.

 

Khushi :See I don't appreciate people touching my personal belonging like that. You could have just asked me.

 

Arnav (weirdo) :Just asked you WHAT?

 

Khushi :I dunno. How will I know. If you wanted to touch my bag...

 

Arnav (weirdo) :EXCUSE ME?

 

 

 

 

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Aakash: Bro you run. Leave the campus. Arnav'll kill you.

 

NK :If I don't kill you before you ******.

 

 

 

 

Payal :Where are you?

 

Lavanya : Diya's dorm.

 

Payal :I can see Khushi talking to someone downstairs.

 

Lavanya : Who?

 

Payal :Guess.

 

Lavanya : Who yaar..

 

Payal :ASR.

 

Lavanya : What?WHAT? The guy talks to inferior mortals around him?

 

Payal :Looks like he does.

 

Lavanya : What is Khushi doing with that weirdo? AT 12 in the night?!

Payal :You won't believe this. The arrogant ass looks embarrassed.

 

Lavanya :What is Khushi doing?

 

Payal :She's turned the other way. Can't see. She's giving something over to him.

 

Lavanya : Are they doing drugs? He looks like he has the potential.

 

Payal :Ya right..and so does Khushi?

 

Lavanya :You suck at spying. Wait I'll come to the dorm.

 

Payal :Er. Mood change. Now he looks plain pissed off...erm..and so does Khushi.

 

 

 

 

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Lavanya : Khushi stop spamming the group with cockroach pictures. We get your emotions. ASR= Cockroach. Accepted. SLEEP!

 

Khushi :

 

Khushi :

 

 

 

Lavanya has left the group

 

Payal has left the group

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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No No. I won't write a note. Don't panic.

 

Just hope you enjoyed this..er...this..thing.

 

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