Chapter 30

                                                                Part - 28

Geet looks at Maan...

Ye toh bina kuch pithe hi itna nashe mein kaise ho saktha?

Hare Geet! ye nasha toh zindagi bar ka hai...kabhi nahi uthrega...

Haan...ye pyaar ka nasha hai...

Pine ki nasha se bahut bada aur zyada katharnak...

Tum zara sambalkke rehna...

Iss nashe mein bhi aadmi galthi kar saktha...

Tum jaanthi haina ki kaise galthi?

Geet turns pale thinking about it...

Maan keeps drooling...

Geet se apna nazar hatatha hi nahi aur toh aur kareeb aathe rehtha...

Ab toh donno ke beech hawa bhi nahi chal sakthi...

Geet: mein chilaoongi

Maan: chilakke dekho, yahan koi nahi aayega

Geet: nahi, babaji mere madat karenge, haina babaji?

Maan: aaj toh babaji bhi tummare madat nahi karenge

Geet: kya?

Maan looks into her eyes...

Geet closes her eyes in fear...

Maan whispers in a husky tone...

Maan: tum babut koobsurat ho Geet

Geet is shocked...

She opens her eyes and stares...

Maan: kya dekhthi ho?

Geet: ye bahut ahccha hai, mein toh bahut dar gayi thi

Maan: achcha? Toh tum toh sab ke liye tayaar ho?

Geet: what?

Maan: toh Geet, mein bhi tayaar hoon

Geet: Maaan?

Geet stares him...

Maan: what? Meinne toh shuru bhi nahi kiya hai?

Geet: aaj toh yahi katam karthe hai

Maan: nahiii

Geet: bas bahut ho gaya aapka nautangi

Maan: Geet, aaisa moka bar bar nahi milega, socho

Geet: mere haath kholdo

Maan: woh mein nahi kar saktha

Geet: kyun?

Maan: tum kahin bhaagjaathi toh mere sazur ji ko kya jawaab dunga?

Geet: ha ha ha, aapko apne sazur ji ki itni fikar hai toh itni raat ko unkke pyaari beti ko aaise choron ki tarah utakke kyun aathe?

Maan: what? Mein aaise kyun karoonga? Meinne pehle hi unse kehdiya ki aaj aapki beti mere saath bahar jaarahi hai, aap usska intrezaar mat karna

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan, warna tummare papaji abhi tak police station mein complaint karthe haina?

Geet: papaji, aap ne mujhe inkke saath kaise jaane diya? Ab dekho, aapki beti kaise pasgayi? Babaji, ab mein kya karoon?

Maan closes her mouth...

Maan: chup...bilkul chup...

Geet : hmmm hmmm

Maan: tum ek minute bhi chup nahi reh sakthi ?

Geet bites his finger...

Maan: Geeet, ye mera finger hai, finger chips nahi

Geet: ab toh mujhe yahi khana padega, haina babaji

Maan: what?

Maan takes off his hands...

Maan: ek minute, yahan paas mein mere friend ka dhaba hai, hum wahan jaathe hai

Geet: jaldhi

Maan: tummare gharwale tumme kaise sambalthe? Issiliye toh tummare papaji ne kushi kushi tumme mere saath bhejdhi, aaj toh woh chain se sogaye honge, mein yahan tummare saath pasgaya hoon

Geet: meinne kab kaha ki mujhe bahar lekhe jaao, aap hi chahathe the mere saath jaane ki, haina?

Maan: agle bar tumme pehle kuch khilakke lekhe aana padega, tum toh bhook mein bhoothni banjaathe ho

Geet gets even more angry...

Geet: mein bhoothni hoon toh aap bhooth ho, Dracula ho, aur

Maan: lo aagaya happy singh ka dhaba, pehle isske tank fill karna padega, warna ye mujhe hi khajayegi

Happy is very excited to see Maan...

Maan comes with his friends often for a drink here...

Geet just runs in...

Maan parks the car and comes...

Geet has already ordered...

Maan is shocked...

Maan: Geet, tumne toh pure sanjeevani ke liye order kardhi, woh log bhi aarahe hai kya?

Geet: ye toh mere liye hai aapko kuch chahiye toh aap order karlo

Maan: what? Tum ek doctor hokke bhi itna kcuh khathe ho?

Geet: kyun? Hum khana nahi khathe hai kya?

Maan: khathe ho, woh bhi ek hafthe ka khana ek saath khathe ho

Geet: aapko nahi khana hai toh mat khao, par mujhe disturb mat karo

Geet toot padhi...

Maan just keeps wondering how she could eat so much...

Happy comes seeing Maan...

He welcomes Maan with a bangra...

Hare Maanu, bale bale, hare lucky, chaki, munna aao, Maan aaya hai

Sab Maan ko dekhke bahut kush hothe hai...

Maan tips them heavy na?

They feel that they are lucky whenever Maan comes...

Geet stops eating and looks at Maan...

He has friends even at this dhaba?

Geet wonders what kind of a person he is...

He is mostly rude and so proud about himself that he never respects anyone...

But when he is drunk he becomes another man altogether...

Maan dabang banjaatha...

So everyone loves him then...and also he asks everyone to join him for dinner and pays for everyone...even the boys who work there have a great feast that day...

Sometimes Maan serves them himself...

That's why they just love him so much and is happy that he got selected in the Indian side...

Whenever Maan plays Happy switches on the TV and they all cheer Maan...

They admire him so much...

Geet is happy that he is loved by all alike...

And he treats them alike...

Happy looks puzzled seeing Maan with a girl...

He keeps staring Geet...

Maan had never got a girlfriend...

And he hates them...

Geet is embarrassed...

Geet: bhajji, khana bahut badiya hai

Happy: oye, thanks ji

Maan: ye Geet hai

Maan introduces Geet...

Happy: weocome to happy singh da dabha

Geet smiles...

Maan keeps staring her...

Geet signals him to pay attention to the others too...

Maan smiles and looks at Happy...

Happy: oye mera sher, kya chakka marthe ho yaar! Uss angrezi mundon ko hummara Punjabi kamaal dikahdiya tumne, tussi great ho

Maan: toh kaise ho sab?

Happy: happy toh hamesha happy hai yaar, bas Maan ko dkehna tha, tum toh bahut din se yahan nahi aaye ho, humme laga ki Maan ab cricketer bangaya aur humme bhool gaya

Maan: aaise kaise bhool saktha? Mein thoda busy tha

Happy looks at Geet and smiles...

Happy: busy toh hona hi tha, Lage raho Maan babu

Happy winks ...

Geet blushes...

Happy: yahi haina tumme busy rakhne wali? Haye, kitne soni gudhi hai?

Maan: haan

Happy: oye bale bale, oye chotu, motu, Maan ki setting ho gayi hai, oye bale bale, oye, dol shol bhajao, happy bahut happy hai

Music on hotha...dol shol bhajne laga...

Happy asks Geet to dance...

Geet thoda dance karthi...

Happy drags Maan...maan full on masti kartha...

And suddenly...

Happy looks at Maan and winks...

Maan pareshaan hojaatha...

Happy: toh Maanu, hojaaye?

Maan tries to stop Happy...

But it's too late...

Chotu desi daru lekhe aatha...

Geet stares Maan...

Geet: Maan, aap na, bade DHust Danav ho

Geet gets angry and leaves...

Happy: hare behenji, rukhjao

Maan: Happy Singh, tum toh mere love story ka sad ending karwana chahthe ho yaar

Maan runs after Geet...