#2 Harry

"According to Rita Skeeter, I am having an affair with Neville," Ginny laughed as she read the Daily Prophet. Harry rolled his eyes and kissed his wife's lips.

"Merlin! Is Neville two-timing on me with you?" Harry fake gasped, making Ginny raise her eyebrow.

"Can't I have one affair in peace, Mr. Potter?'

"Nope," He winked, but it missed his usual sass.

"Ok, what's up?" Ginny threw aside the pile of trash they called the newspaper and looked at her husband.

"We were on an assignment today, in London, and Ron and I acted like a couple,"

"Merlin! Poor you," Ginny winced, but there was no venom in her voice.

"And I liked it... I mean, we had to kiss, and I didn't mind it,"

"You kissed my brother!" Ginny gasped in shock. 

"Ginny, I..."

"I don't mind that you kissed any sod, but not my brother!!

"You mean, you are ok with me liking guys?" Harry looked at her in surprise, shocked at Ginny's priorities.

"Ginny, I am bisexual," He almost whined, trying to get Ginny to focus on what he was trying to say. Ginny looked at him for a few seconds and then nodded.

"But you can't date Neville. He is mine,"

"Fine, I'll ask Ron out then, tonight!"

"Gross!" Ginny threw a pillow at him. Harry smiled and pulled her closer, kissing her lips, thanking all the gods in the heavens for blessing him with this amazing woman as his wife. 

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Based on a prompt where Rita Skeeter always writes articles in the Daily Prophet about Ginny and Harry accusing them of cheating on their patners and Ginny and Harry trolling those articles