Gabbar Ka Naya Shok!!!

                       Gabbar ka naya shok!!!!!!!!!!!

KM.

Geet is getting ready for the dancing competition..

Maan has got an urgent meeting at KC.

Geet: maan, chalo jaldhi, rehearsal ke liye dher ho rahi hai

Maan: Geet, ek minute

Geet: ab kya ?

Maan: mujhe ek important kaam hai

Geet: Maan, aaj toh mera finals hai, bhool gaye ho kya?

Maan: kaise bhooltha? Sare raat tere finals ki kahaani sunkke meri neendh hi karab ho gayi

Geet: babaji, aap hi dekho, yahan mein apne finals ko lekhe kitne pareshaan hoon aur innko apni neemdh ki padi, Dust Dhanav!

Maan: Geet tummari bak bak ke liye mere paas waqt nahi hai, hatto mujhe jaana hai

Get: aap kahin nahi jaasakthe Mr.MSK, aap mere saath aarahe hai, samje?

Maan: ab tum jao, mein tere performance ke pehle aajaaonga, ye MSK ka vada hai

Geet: hawa mein likho aapke vade ko, aap toh sirf bade bade vade karthe ho aur ek bhi vade ko nibathe nahi ho

Maan: kya? Tumme MSK pe barosa nahi hai?

Geet: nahi, aajkal kissi pe bhi barosa nahi kar sakthe, specially husbands pe

Maan: Geet, ab bachon ki tara zidd mat karo, tummare liye bhi dher ho rahi hai

Geet: lekhin mein aapke bina kaise nach sakthi?

Maan: mujhe patha hai Geet, mein bas jaldhi meeting katam karkke aatha hoon, bye

At the sets..

Geet ko dance mein mann hi nahi lagtha, jab tak Maan nahi aatha Geet ko koi bhi cheez achcha nahi latha.

She is very angry..

It's getting late and one bye one all the finalists perform.

It's omly Geet left now.

They can't wait anymore.

Geet is not ready to give her performance till Maan comes..

Pinky: Geet, ye kya bachpana hai, sab intrezaar kar rahe hai

Geet: karne do

Pinky: tumme competition se bahar nikhaal denge

Geet: nikhaalne do

Pinky: par ye toh Maan sir ke dialogues haina?

Geet: unnkke naam nat lo

Geet is furious.

Pinky: Geet, Maan sir aathe hi honge, tum shuru karo

Geet: nahi kar sakthi, chahe to tum nachlo

Adi: nahi nahi, phir toh ye competition hi cancel kardenge

Suddenly the lights go off.

Geet: kya hua?

Adi: kahin kissi ne hummare baat sun toh nahi liya, Pinky ke dance se bachne ke liye koi lights off kargaya hoga

Pinky: Adiii

Geet: hare, tum log chup karo, mujhe toh kuch kadbad lagtha hai

Adi: haan Geet, koi problem hai

Lights come back.

Gabbar laughs

Geet: ye clown kaun hai

Gabbar: kya kaha tumne? Mein gabbar hoon, mujhe dekhkke sare bache darthe hai

Geet: par mein bachi nahi hoon daadji

Gabbar ab bahut budda ho gaya.

He needs someone to hold him.he takes the judge's seat

Gabbar: ab mein banoonga judge

Pinky: kya?

Adi: hahha hahahaha

Gabbar shoots his gun.

Gabbar: kamoooshhh

Junior gabbar: dadaji, tension mat lo, aapka BP raise hojayega, ye lo BP ka goli, khanlo

Gabbar takes his medicine

Geet: ab kya ? tum nachoge, iss umar mein?

Gabbar: oye ladhki, chup kar

Geet: nahi karthi toh kya karoge?

Geet snatches his gun..

Jr gabbar takes it back..

Gabbar: hare oh shampoo

Jr gabbar: dadaji woh mar gaya

Gabbar: haan, kya karein? Aadat padgayi, toh tum kaho

Adi: mein?

Gabbar: haan, sarkar ne hummare shirk e liye kitne paison ka inaam lagaya hai?

Adi blinks.Pinky is scared

Pinky: Adi, jaldhi bathao, warna ye goli mardega

Adi takes out his phone and opens the calculator..

Gabbar to his henchman..: tum bathao

Henchman: aapke naam pe sirf panch lakh ka loan hai, aur kuch nahi

Gabbar: hare, hummare raaz ko inkke samne kyun kholthe ho? chup raho

Jr gabbar: dadaji, dance shuru karein

Geet: dance? Kaunsa dance?

Gabbar calls all the contestants and asks them to dance at gun point.

Geet: mein nahi nach sakthi

Gabbar: nacho basanthi, jab tak tummra veer nahi aatha tab tak nacho

Geet: nahi, mein toh Maan ke aane se pehle nahi nachoongi

Gabbar: Maan?

Jr gabbar: dadaji, ye lo chasma peheno, dekho kaun hai?

Gabbar: Geeet?

Jr gabbar: haan dadaji

Geet: tum mujhe kaise jaanthe ho?

Jr gabbar: dadaji aapke bahut bade fan hai, aajkal hummare adde mein sirf GHSP chaltha hai, aur 5 lakh ka loan bhi home theatre khareedne ke liye hi liya hai haumne, hum sab aapke fans hai

Geet: kya?

Gabbar: haan, ab abs Maan ka intrezaar hai

Geet: Maan ko aane do, phir dekho tum sab ki waat lagega

Gabbar asks the others to dance: tum log nacho

Maan emters after thrashing all the gundas

Gabbar asks his men.: kitne log the?

Gunda: sirf yahi tha, ek aadmi

Gabbar: aur tumlog?

Gunda: dus

Gabbar: do log theen logon ko marthe toh meinne socha dus log kaafi honge ek ke liye

Man: lekhin mSK ke samne tum bees log ko bhi bhejo, koi kuch nahi kar saktha, mein aajkal ka angry young man hoon

Gabbar: patha hai, tumme dekhthe hi ye log surrender hothe honge, aajkal hummare yahan bhi taichi ka practice hi chal raha hai

Jr gabbar: Maan Singh Khurana, autograph please

Maan: kya?

Geet: Maan ye log koi pagalkhane se escape hokke aagaye honge

Gabbar: kya? Mujhe pagal kaha tumne

He tries to shoot Geet: ab nacho

Maan: nahiii basanthi inn kuthon ke samne mat nach

Get: Maan, ab toh aap pagal ho gaye ho

Maan: sorry Geet, woh mein veeru ka bahut bada fan hoona, issiliye, tum gabrao mat Geet

Geet: waise mein iss dadaji se nahi darthi

 Geet ke muh se ye baat sunkke gabbar ko bahut bhura laga..

Geet pushes gabbar down and Maan snatches the gunda's gun and tries to shoot..

But there is no bullet..

Jr gabbar: kya dekhthe ho? goli khareedne ke liye paisa nahi hai

Gabbar: hare pagal, mere beizaathi mat kar

Jr gabbar: dadaji, ab ye log humse nahi darthe, humne issiliye hummare gundagiri choddhi

Maan: toh tum log aajkal kya karthe ho?

Jr gabbar: hum bas hummare adde mein tai chi practice karthe hai aur GHSP dekhkke timepass karthe hai, aur ab aaplogon se milne aagaye hai, live performance dekhne

Gabbar: haan Maan tum Geet ke saath nacho, Geet akhele nachthi toh maza nahi aatha

Jr gabbar: haan sir, aap bhi nacho m'am ke saath

Gabbar: hummare ladhkon ne do mahenne daro chodkke ussi paise ko bachakke yahan tak aaya hai

Maan: koi hummare liye daro chodsaktha hai kay?

Jr gabbar: haan aap ke liye kuch bhi kar sakthe, haina boys?

Boys: haan, Maneet Maneeet Maneeet

Geet: chalo Maan, ab hum nachthe hai, mein bhi aapke saath anchna chahathi hoon

Maan: lekhin ek shard par

Jr gabbar: kya shard?

Maan: aaj se koi daru nahi piyega, right?

Bous: haan, no daru only Maneet Maneet

Jr gabbar: boy.music

Kurban hua play hotha.Maneet dance karthe hai.

After that.:once more once more

They repeat..

Gabbar: ab mein judge hoona, toh ye competitiom ka winnwr hai Maneet

Others oppose..

Gabbar: toh hojaaye takkar, tum log bhi nacho phir dekhthe hai ki kaun achcha nachtha

They too dance but they can't match our Maneet, haina?

Finally Maneet win the contest..

Gabbar: ab toh Maan hum chalthe hai

Jr Maan: mujhe aapke KC mein koi kaam hai kya?

Gabbar: haan, ab hummara thanda humne choddhi aur ye log ko koi aur kaam nahi aatha, aur inkko koi kaam bhi nahi detha, tum insabko koi na koi kaam detho

Maan: ye lo prize money, issme 25 lakh hai, tumlog ek tai chi ka school kholo aur bachon ko taichi sikhaooo

Gabbar: ye bahut achcha hai

Jr gabbar: thanks Maanji

Everyone is happy.