Chatur's Green house plan...

                       Chathur's Green house(gas) plan.

Hi guys,

My hindi is worse than Chathur's, hope it adds to the fun

Chathru Ramlingham comes to meet Maan Singh Khurana at KC to make a deal with him for Mann's next Green Housing project

Maan has other plans.he is interested in signing up a deal with Rancho alias Wanghdu.

Chathur has come to convince him that his company is superrior.

Enter Chathur.

Maaan: hare koi aaraha hai

Geet: jaldhi karo, take your seat

Maan goes and sits in his chair..

Chathur: Mr. Maan, glad to meet you

Maan: so, you are?

Chathur: mkjhe pehchana nahi, I'm chatur Ramalingham

Geet: mein jaanthi hoon

Maan: kya? Ye kaise ho saktha? Mujhe patha nahi aur tumme kaise patha hoga?

Geet: kyunke app bolywood ko nahi jaathe

Maan: kya?

Geet: hare, 3 idoits nahi dekhs

Maan: haan, do toh dekh raha hoon, theesra kaun hai?

Geet: kya? Mein idiot hoon?

Chathur: oh, that's obvious

Maan : dekho, issko bhi tummare barein mein patha hai

Geet: isse bachkke raho, tum nahi jaathe isske bombs ke barein mein

Maan: kya? Ye aathankwadhi hai?

Chathur: what? I don't understand

Geet: hare, issko Hindi nahi aatha

Maan: kya?

Geet: he is famous for his balathkar

Maan suddenly pushes Geet behind his back.

He stares Chathur..he is getting his fist ready.

Geet: hare, wohwala nahi, ye toh usski famous speech hai

Maan: kya?

Geet: sorry, infamous speech

Chathur: Ranchooo, I will just kill you

Maan: so, you don't know Hindi

Chathur: nahi nahi, aap saath bekhaar karna hai toh meinne Hindi learnli

Maan: what?

Geet translator banjaathi..

Geet: isska matlab, ye hummare saath vyaapar karna chahatha hai, business

Chathur: haan, wahi, you know mein ab sher likhsaktha

Maan: achcha tum jaanwaaron ka naam likhsakthe ho? Geet issko paper pen dedo, toh likho, ghaaay, haathi

Chathur: what? I mean zaher

Geet: Zaher?

Chtahur: I mean poetry

Maan: oh toh tum shayar bangaye ho, toh sunao

Chathur: toh suno

Geet shuts her ears..

Chathur: naam hai tera Geet, aao gadhe, aao gadhe

Geet ko saaf saaf sunayi detha..

Geet: kuthe, kamine, tumne mujhe gadha kaha

Maan: Geet, ye toh bahut achcha hai, let him complete

Geet: kya?

Maan: aaisa mokka mujhe nahi miltha, so let him complete

Chathur: he is right, aage suno, aao gadhe

Geet tries to hit him..

Maan stops her..

Chathur: aao gadhe hum Geet

Geet: ye toh Zaher hi hai

Maan: isska matlab, come let's sing a song

Chathur: you are brilliant, tum toh duffer ho, ye lo

He takes out his chooran

Geet steps back.

Maan is curious to know what that is..

Geet: rukho, yahi woh bomb hai, meinne kaha tha na?

Maan: what?

Geet carefully disposes it..

Meanwhile.

Chathur: toh Mr.Khurana aap ka naya Green housing project ke barein mein baat karthe hai, hummare company ke paas latest models hai, aap uss Rancho ko nahi jaathe, he is a cheater

Maan: Rancho?

Geet enters..

Chathur: usska company local hai, hum Global company hai, you know our Head Quarters is in New York, we supply to the whole world.

Geet is still thinking of the chooran..

Geet: Global warming?

Chathur: ye dekho hummara Green house model

Geet: Green house gas? Isse toh Indai se ban karna chahiye

Maan: Geet, tum kya baat kar arhi ho?

Just them Chathur drops a bomb.

Maan: ye toh usse bhi dangerous hai

They start to run.

Just then Adi comes..

Adi: tum log kaun hai? aur Maan sir ke cabim mein kya kar arhe hai?

Chthur: what? You are not Maan?

Geet: haan, ye toh Yash Scindia hai, Maanji ke shadhi ka contract ke liye aaya hai

Actually Maneet have just decided to get married and Yash has come to see Maan to sign Maneet marriage contract..

Yash: aur ye Madubala hai, ye Ms.Geet ke hair stylist banna chahathi hai

Madhu: ye dekho, hummara naya chooran

Chathur: mera chooran se bhi badiya hai?

Madhu: haan, isse kathe toh zindagi bar baal safed nahi hothe

Chathur: what? Life long?

Yash: haan, isse kathe toh do saal mein mar jaoge, toh baal safed kaise honge?

Madhu: tummm

Yash: hummare company mein special offer hai sir, you just pay for the shadhi aur sagayi bilkul muft

Madhu: haan, aur tera divorce hotha toh fikar mat karo, tummare punar vivah bhi muft mein karenge, ye toh punar vivah specialist hai

Adi: tum log galat waqt pea aye ho

Madhu: what?

Adi: Maan sir ab bahut busy hai, aap nahi mil sakthe

Yash: kyun?

Adi: Maan sir abhi abhi Geet ka shadhi ka spana pure karne gaye hai

Madhu: godha lena gaye hai kya?

Adi: godha old style hai, chopper lene gaye hai, aamaan mein shadhi toh aap logon ko yahan kaam nahi hai

Yash: chopper?

Chathur: aur mera project?

Adi: sorry, aap log jaa sakthe hai

Rancho aka Wangdu calss.

Adi: halo, Mr.Wangdu, Maan sir agle hafte Honey Moon manane Simla aarahe hai, he will meet you on Friday

Chathur: Raaanchooo

Madhu: hare chalo, ye agla bomb dalnewala hai

Yash: haan chalo

They start to run..

Adi follows them.

Adi: wait for me