Chapter 66

                                                                Part - 65

Geet: par Maan?

Maan goes and sits comfortably...

Maan: Geet, mein so raha hoon, tum teek se chalao

Geet: Maaan?

Maan: Geet subhe se meine ek minute bhi rest nahi kiya, tum toh din bar sothe rethhi haina, issiliye tum hi chalao toh achhca hoga,

Geet: par mein kaise?

Maan: ye toh teri gakthi haina?

Geet: Maan ye koi Mazak nahi hai, itne raat ko mein aaise rasthe mein gadhi kaise chala sakthi?

Maan: toh mere driving classes ka itna bhi faida nahi hai kya?

Geet: woh aapne pehle kabhi hills mein mujhe drive karne detho toh mein bhi seekhthi, par aap toh mujhe kabhi hills pe drive karne hi nahi dethe

Maan: aaj bhi tumme koi hills mein drive karne nahi dega

Geet: phir?

Maan: mein Mazak kar raha tha Geet

Geet: kya? Ye kaise Mazak hai Maan?

Maan: Geet, meinne tumme utna kabhi nahi dekha, aaj tumme chodkke jaane ki mann hi nahi kar raha tha, issiliye

Geet: issiliye?

Maan: meinne socha ki chalo tumme bhi lekhe jaatha

Geet: kya?

Maan: phir meinne flight mein jaane ka plan badaldhi, tummare saath gadhi mein jaane ka naya plan banaya

Geet: par mein wahan aake kya karoongi? Aap toh apne client se milne chale jaoge

Maan: par raat ko toh mein free hoon Geet

Maan winks...

Geet: kya?

Maan: hare, tum bhi chahathi haina ki mein tere paas rahoon

Geet: uska matlab ye nahi tha

Maan: nahi tha?

Maan smirks...

Geet sharmathi...

Maan: waise hum aage koi lodge mein aaj raat rukh jaathe hai Geet, waise bhi tummare gusse ko aaise hi tanda karna haina?

Geet: kya? Ye aapki galatfami hai Mr.Khurana, merea gussa aaise aasaani se nahi chalega

Maan: dekhthe hai Geet

Geet: mein bhi mrs.MSK hoon, aapki gusse mein aada toh mujhe bhi hogi na?

Maan: haan haan, mein bhi dekhtha hoon ki tummara gussa kaise gayab nahi hotha

Geet drives past a small hotel...

Maan: rukho Geet

Geet is not ready to stop ...

Geet: Maan, yahan kaise ?

Maan: hare, andar jaakke toh dekhthe hai

Andar chalthe toh woh ek decent hotel hi tha, surrounded by the woods...

Jaise Maan ki jungle ki camp...

Maan ko toh yahi pasand hai, Gete saath hai toh Maan kahin pe bhi kush reh saktha, haina?

Aur Geet bhi yahi chahathi thi, Maan ke saath kuch suhaane pal ...

Samjo ye unki dusri date hai...

Geet ko bahut zor se bhook lagthi hai...

Geet: Maan, mujhe na kuch jatpatta khane ka mann kartha hai

Maan: jatpatta?

Geet: gol gappe, aloo tikki

Maan: Geet ye teri mama ki hotel nahi hai

Geet : mujhe chahiye toh chahiye

Maan takes her to the dining room...

But service is closed...

Geet : meinne toh kitne achcha pasta banaya tha, ab bhooke maro Geet, MSK ke peeche aathi toh yahi haal hoga, haina babaji?

Maan: what?

Geet: aaise apne badhe badhe aankhen se mujhe gurke kya faida? Andar jaake dekho, shayad koi hoga

Maan: haan, ye teek hai

Maan hesitates, itne raat ko kitchen ke andar chuha hi hoga

Geet stares...andar jao

She pushes him in...

Maan finds a fat man cleaning the dishes...

Lagtha hai ki ye yahan ka cook hai...

Maan tips the cook and gets something to eat...preferably kuch desi teeka khana...

Luckily that cook had reserved some food for himself...

He gives it to them and is happy that his pocket is full though his stomach is empty...

Geet finishes them off in seconds and Maan is happy that atleast Geet got something to eat...

Geet: aap kuch nahi khaoge?

Maan: mein, mein na ye plates khaletha hoon

Geet: kya? Aapka pasta?

Maan: pasta?

Geet: aapne itne paise diye sirf iss do roti ke liye?

Maan: Geet, ye uska khana tha, hummare liye dedhiya

Geet: phir bhi do do roti ke liye 500 rupiye toh zyada hi haina?

Maan: do nahi hai Geet paanch

Geet: aapne kitna kaya tha?

Maan: meinne? Meinne hawa kaya tha

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan, tum jiss tarah se kahthi thi, mujhe laga ki tumme ye bahut pasand aaya

Geet: ab mujhe patha chal gaya ki khana itna tasty kyun hai?

Maan: kyun?

Geet: ye ussne apne liye banaya haina, issiliye

Maan: wah Geet, kya kamaal ki discovery hai

Geet: ab aap kya kaoge?

Maan: tumme dekhthe hi mera phet bar gaya

Geet: joot mat bolo

Maan: sachi Geet

Geet: ek minute rukho

Geet Maan ke wallet lekhe andar jaathi...

She tips him a 1000 rupee and makes a do minute instant cheese omlette for Maan...

Aur uss cook ko bhi ek omlette banakke dethi...

He is happy too...

Ab Geet ka gussa udgaya...

Next morning jaldhi nikhalkke Shimla pohunch jaathe...

Maan ka meeting 11 bhaje hai...

They reach the hotel at 10.30 and Maan had to leave immediately...

Geet: Maan, mein kya karoon?

Maan: tum thoda window shopping karlo, ho sake toh kuch kareedhlo apne liye, khanjoos

Geet: kya?

Maan: mein jaantha hoon Geet, tummare saath jaatha toh kabhi kuch kareedh nahi saktha

Geet: achcha, aapki credit card kahan hai?

Geet snatches it from him...

Geet: Maan, petrol ke liye aapke paas paisa haina?

Maan: nahi hai toh kya? Hum yahi rukh jaathe

Geet: achcha Maan, bye

Jaise Maan ne kaha waise hi Geet ko yahan ka keemat bahut zyada lagtha, she just gets a jacket for Maan and a sweater for Ved, apne liye kuch nahi lethi

Maan Geet ke liye ek lal suit lekhe aatha...

Geet usme bahut cute lagegi...

Geet shows him the jacket...

Geet: aap na, ye pehenkke aao, dinner ke liye

Maan: toh tumne apne liye kya liya?

Geet: mere liye toh koi achcha suit nahi mila

Maan: mujhe patha tha, tumme kabhi apne liye spend karne ki mann nahi aatha, issiliye meinne socha ki kyun na mein kuch lekhe aatha, ye lo Geet

Geet gets the pack and opens it...

She looks at it and is shocked...

Geet: Maan, ye kya hai?

Maan: suit Geet

Geet: ye toh kissi 10 saal ki bachi ki lagthi

Maan: nahi Geet, ye tummara hi size hai, meinne toh teek se dekha tha

Geet: are you kidding? Mein aur ye kapde? Nahi baba

Maan: koi pyaar se kuch dethe toh usko appreciate karna chahaiye Geet

Geet: kya?

Maan: ye dekho, meinne pehenliya na?

Geet: dekha kaise meinne aapki pasand ki jacket layi

Maan: toh ye tumme pasand nahi aayi

Geet: nahi

Maan: Geeet,tum mujhe insult kar rahi ho Geet

Geet: mujhe lagtha hai ki aap mere mazak uda rahe ho, aapko kya lagtha? Mein issko kaise pehen sakthi?

Maan: pehle utto

Geet: Maaan?

Maan: mein bathatha hoon kaise pehenthe hai

Geet: nahi nahi, mujhe dedo, mein try karthi hoon

Geet usko pehenke Maan ke samne aane se sharmathi

Maan hi Geet ke paas jaatha...