Chapter 70

Part - 70

Mission shadhi……

Ranno ko bhi sam ka yahan rehna achcha nahi padtha…..

Ek khuwari ladhki aaise kitne din parayon ke ghar pe rahegi….

Ye KM toh hamesha Khumariyon ka koti bankke rehtha…

Kabhi Geet ya kabhi Sam…

Aur unko shadhi ke rishtey mein bandhne Ranno chale aathi, haina?

Dadi: toh ranno, aapko kya lagtha, humme kahan se shuru karne chahiye

Ranno: ye toh thoda mushkil sawaal lagtha hai, aap kehthe hai ki isski maabaap nahi hai, toh phir koi toh hoga isskke ghar pe?

Dadi: aaise hotha toh Sam humme bathathi, aur toh aur iss then mahene mein koi toh aatha hoga issko doondhkke, par aaisa bhi nahi hua

Ranno: aapka matlab ab ye anaath hai

Dadi: Ranno, aaise nahi kehthe, bechari! Hum sab haina?

Ranno: toh hum hi kaam shuru karthe

Dadi: kaunsa kaam?

Ranno: hare Dadima, iss ke liye koi achcha var doondhna padega haina?

Dadi: ohh, teek hai, toh tum kissi achche ladhkke ko jaanthe ho toh hum usske pariwaar walon se baat kar sakthe

Ranno: woh haina, ek NRI ladhka

Ranno ka toh yahi kaam hai!!

Geet achanak wahan aathi……

Geet: maa, phir NRI? Ab kisski zindagi ke peeche padi hai tu?

Dadi: Geet bete, aayiye, hum apni Sam ke barein mein baat kar arhe hai

Geet:Dadi? Sam ki shadhi?

Geet is  shocked to hear this……

Ranno: isse toh apne shadhi ko lekhe bhi pareshaani hai, aur doosron ka bhi

Dadi: haan bete, aapko nahi lagtha ab Sam hummare ghar ki ladhki bangayi toh ye hummara farz hai

Geet: Dadima, hummare ghar ki ladhki toh sahi, lekhin shadhi?

Ranno: ladhkiyon ko samay pe shadhi karkke apne apne sasuraal chale jaani chahiye

Geet: maa, tumme ladhkiyon se itna kya dushmani hai? pehle kehthi Geet ko ghar se bhagaado, ab ye Sam ko toh tu abhi abhi jaanthi?

Ranno: Geet, ye badon ka baat hai, tu jao, apne kaam kar

Geet: tu aagayi toh tujhpe nazar rakhne se badiye kaam ho saktha hai kya?

Dadi: Geet bete, aap apne maa se aaise baat nahi kar sakthe

Geet: sorry dadima, par Sam ki shadhi ki baat toh aapko pehle mujhse karna chahiye, iss ke baat manoge toh ye issi b'day party ko Sam ki sagaayi banadegi

Dadi: haan bete, toh aap kya kehthe?

Geet: dadima, Sam ke liye toh yahi koi achcha ladkha doondhna chahiye, jaise woh hummare paas hi reh sakthi, haina?

Dadi: haan bete, ye baat toh humne socha hi nahi

Geet: aap fikar mat kijiye, mein Sam ke liye koi achcha ladhka doondhdoongi, mujhse achcha Sam ko koi nahi jaantha, haina?

Dadi: haan bete, toh ye kaam aapka hai

Geet: haan Dadima, aap bas dekhthe jayiye, mein kaise iss mission ko success karthi, babaji aap mere saath haina?

Sam: haan meri puthar, mein toh hamesha tummare saath hi hoon

Geet: Sam ,tu ?

Sam: toh babaji se kya maang rahi ho?

Geet: yahi ki hummari dhosthi aaise hi hamesha badkaraar rahe

Sam: samjo tummari request sanction ho gayi

Geet: toh chalo hum chalthe hai, Neha ke liye aaj dress lena haina

Dadi: Geet bete aapne Maan ke liye sherwani liya haina?

Geet: ooff, mein toh bhool hi gayi, aaj pacca lekhe aathi

Sam: bye Dadima

That evening…..

Geet Sam ke shadhi ke barein mein soch rahi hai….

Maan ko ye baat bathaoon ya nahi?

Innkko toh shadhi wadhi mein koi interest hi nahi hai……

Apne shadhi ko hi lo,woh toh halaat hi aaisa tha ki Maan ne shadhi karli, warna kya patha mujhe aur kitna intrezaar karna padtha?

Maan: Geet, kya soch rahi ho?

Geet: woh mein hummare shadhi ke barein mein soch rahi thi

Maan: haan mein bhi tumse kuch poochna chahatha tha

Geet: kya?

Maan: Geet, agar mein uss din tumme propose nahi kartha toh tu kya karthi?

Geet: aapne mujhe propose kiya tha?

Maan: Geet, itne jaldhi bhool gayi?

Geet: ooohhh, toh aap ussko proposal kehthe ho?

Maan: Geet

Geet: "kya tum  mujhse shadhi karogi?" jaise koi pani maangtha, pani lao. Bas kehdhiya aur  ho gayi proposal, haina? Koi music nahi, koi flowers nahi, koi ring nahi, drink nahi,aur toh aur romantic look bhi nahi, aaise goorthe the jaise mujhe warn kar rahe ho…"agar tumne na kehdhi toh….."

Maan: toh tumne mujhse darkke haan kehdhi?

Geet: haan, aur koi rashtha bhi nahi tha

Maan: kya?  Maanlo ki meinne aaise kuch nahi kiya, toh tum kya karthi?

Geet: mein apne maa ke saath Hoshiarpur chale jaathi, uss NRI se shadhi karne

Maan: kya? Tum aaise plan mein thi? Mujhe patha hotha toh  mein bach jaatha

Geet: kya? Mujhe laga aap mere peeche peeche Hoshiapur chale aathe

Maan: mein kyun Hoshiarpur aatha?

Geet: kya? Nahi aathe?

Maan: nahi

Geet: baabji, ab mujhe patha chala iss Khurana ki asliyat

Maan: toh tumme kya ptaha chala?

Maan gets closer and holds her hands….

Geet is speechless…..har bar aaise hi hotha…Geet ab nahi….tumme bhi thoda self respect hona chahiye…

Geet: isski koi zaroorat nahi, chodo mujhe

Geet gets angry….

Maan: Geet jab tum kehthi ho ki chodo mujhe toh usska asli matlab kya hotha?  tumme patha hai?

Geet: kya?

Maan: Maan mujhe jaane nahi do, rokhdo mujhe , aur gale lagao, aaise

Maan Geet ke haath pakadkke apne paas keechtha aur ussko gale lagatha…..

Maan: aur mein toh tummare annkhon ke theer se hi har jaatha

Geet: aap baat ko gumane ki koshish kar rahe ho, agar mein apne maa ke saath chale jaathi toh aap kya karthe?

Maan: mein tumme aaise kaise jaane detha? Koi na koi bahana banakke tumme rokh letha

Geet:phir?

Maan: phir kya? Hamesha ki tarah tum apne aankhon se mujhse baatein karthi rehthi,mein aaise hi apna mahi magic chalathe rehtha toh tum mujhe chodkke jaane ki socthi bhi nahi

Geet: phir?

Maan: phir Dadi ko lagtha ki Geet se achcha bahu humme nahi milega

Geet: aur?

Maan: aur hummari shadhi karwathi

Geet: bas ? shadhi hojaathi, haina?

Maan: haan

Geet: aapse isse zyada kya umeed kar sakthi?

Maan: Geet tum kuch aur expect kar rahi thi?

                "Tujhe dekha toh ye jaana sanam,

                 Pyaar hotha hai deewana sanam,

                 Ab yahan se kahan jaaye hum,

                 Tere bahoon meinmar jaaye hum"

Geet: Hayee! Kitna romantic hotha?

Geet Maneet ko uss situation mein imagine karthi…….

Ab agla location, agla gaana…….

                "Najaane mere dil ko kya ho gaya?

 Abhi oth yahi tha abhi ko gaya"

"ho gaya hai tukhko toh pyaar sajna,

 Lakh karle tu inkaar sajna,

Hai ye pyaar sajna, dildar sajna"

Maan:hare hare, Geet, stop stop

Geet: Maan, ye aapne kya kardhi? Ktina achcha gaana tha?

Maan: Geet mujhe basuri bhajana nahi aatha

Geet: Maan, woh basuri nahi tha

Maan: Geet, mujhe koi bhi instrument bhajane nahi aatha

Geet: aap toh bas mujhe apne bade bade aankhon dikhana jaanthe, aur ye gussa, dekho, MSK ko patha nahi kahan se itna gussa aatha?

Maan: Geet ye Yash raj ki film nahi hai aur tum Kajol nahi ho, apna Europeon sapne ko bhool jao

Geet: kya? Toh phir aap bhi SRK nahi ho, samje

Maan: haan ,mein Maan hoon aur tum Geet ho aur hummara trademark

Maan lifts Geet and mahi shuru……………..