Chapter 68

                                Part – 68

Maan pohunch gaya hospital…….bahut pareshaan hai….

Geet and Sam are about to leave….

Sam: Geet dekho kaun aaya hai?

Geet looks……

Geet: Maan? Inkko kaise patha hum yahan hai?

Sam: jaise bhi ho, Maan toh bahut pareshaan lagthe, tummari itni fikar?

Sam winks…….

Geet: ab patha nahi kya hoga?

Sam: don't worry, kuch nahi hoga

Maan: Geet, kya hua? Tum teek toh hona?

Geet:Maan,mein bilkul teek hoon

Maan: dadi ne abhi abhi bathaya, ek call nahi kar sakthi?

Geet: Maan, mujhe kuch nahi hai?

Maan: kuch nahi hai? ye kya hai?

Geet ke haath mein patti lagi hai….

Geet: Maan, woh meinne sabji katne ke waqt ungli kaatdhi

Sam: Geeet?

Geet: woh  knife bahut sharp tha toh chot lag gayi,haina Sam?

Maan: tumme ye sab Karne ki kya zaroorat thi? Nakul haina?

Geet: Maan, ye kuch nahi hai, bahut choti cut hai

Sam: Geet, I'm sorry, ye toh mere wajhe se hi hua hai

Maan: kya?

Geet: Maan, Sam Neha ke liye veg. balls banana chahathi thi, Nakul bazaar gaya toh meinne socha mein hi madat karoon

Maan: Geet aajkal tum bahut careless ho gayi ho

Geet: Maan mujhe bahut dard hotha hai, kya hum ghar chalkke baat kar sakthe hai?

Maan: teek hai, aao

Ghar pohunchthe hi…….

Dadi: Geet, aap teek toh haina?

Geet: ji dadi

Sam: mein toh bahut dar gayi thi

Dadi: toh aapne Maan ko kya bathaya?

Dadi smiles…….

Geet: Dadi humne Maan ko kaha ki ye sabji kaatne se hua hai, aap bhi wahi bholo

Dadi: teek hai bete

Maan toh Nakul ko daant raha tha…..

Maan: Nakul……

Nakul: ji sir, aap ke liye black coffee laoon?

Maan stares……

Nakul: nahi chahiye, teek hai

Nakul starts to leave…..

Maan: Nakul

Nakul: sir

Maan: itne dher kahan gaya tha?

Nakul: mein toh yahi tha sir

Maan: joot

Nakul: nahi sir, aap chahe toh kissi se bhi poochiye

Maan: what?

Nakul: haan sir, mein toh Neha beti ke liye veg.balls bana raha tha, Sam m'am ne mujhe wahi banane ko kaha tha

Maan:tum yahi tha?

Nakul: ji sir

Maan: achcha, tum jao,

ye Geet mujhse kuch chupa rahi hai…….

Geet now needs some assistance in handling the baby…..

She has hurt her left thumb….

Sam toh usskke paas hi rehthi….

She just feels guilty that she is behind Geet's plight……

Poor Geet! She was happy taking care of the baby and Neha…

Neha comes back from school……

Neha: mama, aapko kya ho gaya?

Geet: kuch nahi

Naha: bahut dard hotha hai kya?

Geet: nahi toh

Neha: mein woh magic karoon?

Sam: toh aapko magic karna bhi aatha hai?

Neha: haan, ye papa ka magic hai, isse karne se dard gayab ho jaatha

Geet: achcha, Sam aunty ko apna magic dikhao

Neha holds  Geet's hand  and closes her eyes….

She utters  some spell……..choo mantar, mama aap hilna mat

Geet sits still….

Neha kisses Geet's hand……

Geet: hare, mera chot toh teek ho gaya,ye dekho, mein kaise haath shake hand bhi kar sakthi, halo Neha

Neha: dekha, ab mein bhi magic kar sakthi……

Sam: haan, ab hummari Neha magician ban gayi, haina Geet

Geet: haan , Sam tun apne magician ko nahane lekhe jao, aur unkko fees bhi dedo

Neha: mera fees?

Geet: haan, tummare favourite veg balls

Neha: aur ice cream bhi

Sam: teek hai, aao

Neha Sam ke saath chale jaathi……

Maan comes….

Geet: Maan. Aap aaj jaldhi aagaye ho?

Maan: kyun?  Tumne expect nahi ki?

Geet: nahi

Maan: Geet, ye ho kya raha hai?

Geet: Maan, ye toh hotha rehtha hai, meinne pehle bhi khana pakhane ke waqt kitne bar apna haat jaladhi

Maan: lekhin ye waise nahi hua

Geet: kya?

Maan: Geet, sach sach bathao, kya hua tha?

Geet: Maan, meinne pehle hi kaha ki ye kaise hua

Maan: woh joot tha, Geet kahin tumne Sam ke saath kushthi toh nahi ladi?

Geet: Maan?

Maan: tummare koi barosa nahi, tum kab kya karogi ? ye toh babji bhi nahi jaanthe

Geet: aapko lagtha hai ki mein har waqt dadagiri karthi rehthi hoon?

Maan: haan, warna itna bada chot kaise lagtha

Geet: Maaan

Maan: ab koi bahana nahi, mujhe sab kuch sach sach jaanna hai, tum bathaoogi ya mein Sam se pochoon ki ussne aaisa kya kiya hai?

Geet: nahi, mein hi bathathi  hoon

Maan: toh bathao

Geet: woh mein kal Sam ke saath hummare wedding Album dekh rahi thi

Sam: Geet  tum donno ki Jodi bahut achchi hai, infact perfect, handsome dude and gorgeous diva,

Mujhe nahi patha ki tum itni pathli thi, tumme toh modeling join karni chahiye, kahin tu pehle model  toh nahi rahi?

Geet sharmathi…..: nahi nahi, mein toh bachpan se hi aaise hi hoon

Sam: par ab kya hua? Tumme ab apni body ki koi kathar nahi

Geet: kyun? Abhi bhi mein fit and fine hoon

Sam: woh nahi, you have lost your shape, tum thodi moti ho gayi ho

Geet: kya? Nahi toh

Sam: Geet tum apni tummy kam karne ke liye kuch exercise kyun nahi karthi? Ye sahi waqt hai, warna issko kam karna bahut mushkil ho jaayega

Geet: kya? Par mein toh ye mardonwali mehnat nahi kar sakthi

Sam laughs…..

Sam: Geet nowadays girls hit the gym more than the boys

Geet: nahi nahi, ye toh Maan ka kaam hai

Sam: bahut sare ladies aaise hi sochthe, magar ye bhool jaathe ki humme bhi equally fit rehna chahiye, tabhi toh men ko bhi women pe interest kam nahi hotha  aur pyaar bhi badtha

Geet: Maan aaise nahi hai, woh mujhe aaise hi pasand karthe

Sam: tumne Maan ko dekha, kaise apne body ko fit rakhthe, jaise aaj bhi college student lagthe, no one would believe he is married

Geet sochthi….isskke baat mein dam hai, tabhi toh Rajeev ne bhi Pari ka rishtha Maan se judna chaha, haina babaji

Sam: Geet, tum ek kaam karo, tum dekho ki Maan aaj bhi tumme aaisa hi chahthe ya nahi

Maan interferes……ek minute ……

Maan: Geet, tumme lagtha hai ki mera pyaar ab kam ho gaya?

Geet: haan

Maan: kya?

Maan: kya?

Geet: oh! toh aap ko woh baat yaad  bhi nahi raha, dekha babaji, Sam ne teek kaha, ab inkko mere batein bhi yaad nahi rehthi, haina?

Maan: Geet, tumme kya ho gaya? ye Sam ne ulti seedhi batein bathakke tumme pagal banadhi

Geet: ho! Ab mein pagal bhi ho gayi hoon?

Maan: Geet

Geet: aapko yaad nahi hai ki aap ne kal mujhe moti kaha tha?

Maan: Geet, woh tumne poocha toh meinne sach bathadhi, mujhe kya patha isskke peeche itni badi kahaani hogi?

Geet: aapko ye kahaani lagthi?

Maan: Geet, pehle bathao ki tumme chot kaise lagi?

Geet: haan, phir meinne bhi decide karliya ki mujhe pehle jaise pathli kamar wali Geet banna chahiye

Maan: phir tumne kya kiya?

Geet: meinne Sam se kaha aur usne meri madat karne ki wada ki

Maan: haan, bahut badi madat kardhi ussne

Geet: Maaan

Maan: achcha, phir aapne kya kiya?

Geet: Sam mujhe  Aerobics sikha rahi thi

Maan: kya? Aerobics?

Geet: kyun? Mein nahi kar sakthi?

Maan: nahi nahi, ab toh mera chup rehna hi achcha hoga, haina babaji?

Geet: Maan, aap bahut badal gaye ho

Maan: kya? Geet tum bahut badal gayi ho

Geet: dekho, Aapko bhi lagtha ki mein bahut moti ho gayi hoon, haina?

Maan: woh nahi Geet, hare babaji, iss ladhki ko kaise sambaloon?

Geet: babaji se kya baat kar rahe ho? Seedhe seedhe mujhse baat karo

Maan: Geet, mujhe kuch bhi nahi janna, tumme chot kaise hui? Kyun hui? Mein chaltha hoon

Geet: ab aapko meri itni bhi parwa nahi, kya zamaana haai? Sabko sirf mahi ki padi

Maan: baat karoon toh bhi problem, nahi karoon toh bhi problem

Geet: haan, ab mein aapki problem bangayi

Maan:Geet yahan aao

Geet comes closer…..

Maan hugs her and asks her…..

Geet: woh Aerobics karne ke waqt mera phar fizal gaya aur mein ghir gayi, aur mere left thumb mein hair line fracture ho gaya

Maan: kya? Fracture?

Geet: maan, bas dus din mein teek ho jaayega

Maan: Geet, tumme careful rehna chahiye tha, tum ab single nahi, maa ho, samji

Geet: maa ko chot lagthi toh papa haina?

Maan smiles……: haan, mein hoon, tumme chintha karne ki koi zaroorat nahi

Geet: haan mujhe patha hai, issiliye mein kuch bhi kar sakthi

Maan: nahi nahi, kal phir se teri Aerobics classes shuru mat karna, tum chaho toh mere saath jog kar sakthi ho

Geet: kya? Aapkke saath jogging? Isska matlab subhe chaar bajhe? Nahi nahi, meri neendh karab ho jaayegi

Maan: Geeet

Geet: aap fikar mat karo, mein Sam ke saath evening jog karkke Neha ki b'day tak shiela ya munni bankke dikathi

Maan:Geet, Maan ko sirf apni Geet pe interest hai, koi shiela ya munni pe nahi

Maneet passionate hug……mahiii