Chapter 41

Part – 41

 

Geet: hum pehle kahan jaa rahe hai

Maan: golden temple

Geet: par aapka dhost?

Maan: tu toh har waqt apne babaji se mere shikhayat karthi rehthi ho toh meinne socha pehle babaji se millkke teri shikayaat puri kartk aathe hai

Geet:kya?

Maan: Geet jaldhi list banao

Geet: kaisi list?

Maan: kal raat ke badh toh tere paas mere khilaaf dher sare shikaayat honge, haina?

Geet: Maan, aap bahut bhure ho

Maan: toh ye baat tujhe kal hi patha chala?

Geet: Maan bas karo, hum mandir jaa rahe hai

They go to the Golden Temple……

Maan is looking dull……

Shayad Annie ki yaad aayi hogi?

Haan Maan ko Annie ke saath bachpan mein yahan aane ki yaad aathi….

Geet: Maan, aap teek toh haina?

Maan: haan

Geet: kya baat hai?

Maan: woh Annie ke jaane ke badh meinne socha, ab mein kabhi bhi bhagwan ke samne nahi jaaoonga, mujhe laga shayad bhagwan nahi hothe

Geet: Maan, aaise nahi kehthe

Maan: par jab se tum aayi ho mujhe yakheen ho gaya ki jab bagwan ek darwaze ko band karthe toh dusre darwaze ko khol the hai

Geet: haan, bas humme hi himmat se sab ke samne karna hai, rashtha toh hummare samne hi hotha

Maan: haan Geet, tum teek keh rahi ho

Geet: babaji hamesha hummare saath hai, aap ko fikar karne ki koi zaroorat nahi

Maan: tum saath ho toh mujhe koi bhi fikar nahi hai Geet

Geet: hare jaldhi karo, mujhe bhook lagi hai

Geet tries to divert him…..

After having kada prashad……they leave Golden Temple…..

Ab kya?

Maan  starts driving…….

Geet: toh ab hum dinner pe jayenge?

Maan: dinner pe? Ohh haan

Geet: Mujhe toh tayaar hona hai?

Maan: Geet tum waise hi achche ho

Geet:  Aapkke friend ke koi guest house hai kya?

Maan: friend hotha toh shayad guest house bhi hotha

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan

Geet: Maan ye kaise mazak hai

Maan: Geet mujhe tumare saath long drive pe jaane ka mann kar raha tha toh mein tujhe lekhe aagaya

Geet: ab hum kya karein?

Maan: hare Geet andar beito, chalte chalte kuch sochenge

Geet: ab sochkke kya faida? Aapko pehle hi koi intrezaam karna chahiye

Maan: pehle jaise mein akhela hotha toh mein kahin bhi apna camping kar saktha, par ab tum bhi ho toh

Geet:  toh kya? Yahan paas mein rehne ke jagah hai toh doondhlo

Maan keeps driving…he doesn't know where he is heading…..

Geet: hare aaise sheher ke bahar jaathe toh kahan rahenge?

Maan: point Geet, mere saath rehkke tu bhi akalmand hogayi

Geet: ha ha ha..mein toh pehle hi smart hoon

Maan: mujhe pehle patha hotha toh itne din intrezaar nahi kartha

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan, mein pehle hi tujhse shadhi kartha

Geet: mujhe laga aap ko koi bhi ladkhi shadhi nahi karegi

Maan: kya?

Geet: haan aaise DD ko kaun shadhi karna chahega?

Maan: kya? DD?

Geet: ye aapka nick name hai

Maan: isska kya matlab?

Geet: Dust Danav, sahi haina?

Maan: achcha mein DD hoon toh tu GG ho

Geet: GG? Good Girl, haina?

Maan: nahi, Gangster  Geet

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan, kaise har waqt sabkke saath ladkhe rehthi

Geet: kaun? Mein sab se ladthi?

Maan: mujhe kya patha? Shayad mera saath hi aaise ladthi

Geet:  haan, kya karein? aap koi bhi baat ko aasaani se nahi maanthe

Maan: tu toh mujhe itne jaldhi itne achche jaan chuki ho?

Geet: kyunki mein Geet Handa hoon

Maan: nahi nahi Geet Maan Singh khurana kaho, tummara naam mere naam se judkke hi achcha lagtha

Geet: achcha

Maan: haan Geet

Geet: ab ye maska marna chodo aur koi rehne ki intrezaam karo, wahan dekho koi hotel lagtha hai

Maan: haan, chalkke dekhte hai

They find a room to stay…..

They settle down & take some rest…..

That night……..

Maan Geet ko usske pasand ki Punjabi khana mangwatha…..

Geet: hare ye kya? Aaj koi Italian dish nahi milla?

Maan: Geet yahan toh yahi miltha

Geet: mujhe koi problem nahi hai

Maan: tum khao, mein koi fruits lekhe aatha hoon

Geet: hare, aap bhi mere saath khalo

Maan: Geet mujhe spicy khane ki aadat nahi hai

Geet: toh aaj se aadat  banalo

Maan: lekhin Geet

Geet: hare ek Punjabi hokke masale se darte ho?

Maan: kya? MSK aur dar?

Geet: toh khalo, apne videsi  food ke liye apne desi khane ko insult mat karo

Maan: tujhe toh  politician banna chahiye

Geet: aap kehte toh zaroor banoongi

Maan: pehle hi Parliament mein bahut zyada confusion hai, tum bhi jaathi toh logon ka kya hoga?

Geet: hum toh aaplogon se behthar India ko manage kar sakthe hai

Maan: mein iss khel mein nahi hoon

Geet: aaise sab escape hothe toh kaise chalega?

Maan: tujhse baat karke jeethna mushkil hai

Geet: hare , Maan Singh Khurana itne jaldhi har mangaye?

Maan: mein toh tujhe dekhtte hi haar gaya

Geet: kya baat hai? Aaj toh aap mere taareef pe tareef kar rahe ho

Maan: kay karein? Ladkhiyon ko joote tareef hi pasand hai

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan

Geet: achcha, aap kitne ladkhiyon ko aaise joot bholkke pataaye ho?

Maan: bathaoon

Geet: haan abhi bathao

Maan: Geet tum hi meri pehla pyaar ho

Geet: kya?

Maan: Geet baatein badh mein karte hai, ab mujhe bhi bhook laghi hai

Geet Maan ko roti khilathi….

Geet: kaisa hai?

Maan: delicious

Geet: meinne kaha na? Desi khane se behthar kuch nahi hai

Geet also enjoys the food….