Chapter 3

Part – 3

It's Sunday…..

Subhe se KM mein hungama ho raha hai….

Aaj tak sab apne mannmaani karte rehte…..

Par ab toh unka commando aagaya…..

Dadi sab ke peeche padhi hai….

Ye saaf karo woh dekho kitna dhool hai….

Maan ko sab kuch saaf honne chahiye aur sare cheez apne apne jagah pe honne chahiye….

Maanthe hai ki ek saal ho gayi…par Maan toh aathe hi koi change ho toh turanth notice karega….

Ussski photographic memory jo hai….

Nakul: Dadiji…ye jar ko kahan rakhoon

Dadi: mere shir pe

Nakul: achcha aap zara neeche beitenge?

Dadi: kya?

Annie: kya Dadi, aap bhi? Kisske saath mazak kar rahe ho?

Dadi: mujhe toh patha bhi nahi ab kya karein?

Annie: aap bas aaram karo, mein hoona, Nakul woh mujhe dedo

Annie finds the right place for it…..

Dadi: patha nahi aapko sab kaise yaad hotha, hummara dimag toh kamzoor ho gaya

Annie: choo mantar, Dadi mere paas ek magic mirror hai jo past ko dikhatha

Dadi: past ko dekhke kya faidha? Future ko dekh sakthe hai kya?

Annie: woh toh issme nahi dikhega

Dadi: Annie bte ye 21^st cemtury hai, kuch bhi ho saktha

Annie: ye dekho mere jadu, tadda….

Annie opens her lappy…..

Dadi: Annie bte ye toh laptop hai, hum itna bhi nahi jaanthe?

Annie: ye dekho, aabra kadabra, humme 2011 lekhe jao

Dadi: hare ye aapnne kamaal kardhi

Annie: Dadi ye mere 2011 ka b'day video hai, ye dekho Maan bhai kitne tension mein hai

Dadi: ye toh unkki normal roop hai

Annie:  teek kaha aapne, woh diwali party ke raat , kaise Maan bhai ke kamre mein rocket girgayi aur Maan bhai toh itna pareshaan hogaye jaise volcanic eruption ho

Dadi: haan kaise hum donno ko ek gante garden mein kadhe kardhiye the

Annie: woh mere liye achcha punishment tha

Dadi: toh woh aapka hi kaam tha

Annie: hare aap nahi jaanthe?

Dadi: ab patha chal gaya

Annie: mein bhi na

Dadi: kuch bhi ho, aap hi apne Maan bhai ko sambal sakthe hai, kal unnki pathni aagayi toh kya karegi? Patha nahi kiss ladhki ki kismat karab hai?

Annie: Dadi, aap kyun fikar karthe hai?, mein hoona na, shadhi ke pehle one month training dekhe apne bhabhi ko tayyar kardhoongi

Dadi: isse behther aap apne bhai ko badal dijiye

Annie: woh toh mere bas ki baat nahi hai

Dadi: hum bhi dus saal se koshish karke haar chuke hai, shayad unnki patni unnko badaldegi?

Annie: Dadi Maan singh khurana ko badalna mushkil hi nahi, namunkeen hai

Dadi: bas ab bahut hogayi,  aap mere pothe ko aaise kaise keh sakthe?

Annie: Dadi aap toh hamesha Maan bhai ki tarafdhari hi karthe

Dadi: haan aapke taraf toh aapke bhai haina?

Nakul comes…..

Dadi: ab kya?

Nakul: woh  dinner mein kya banaoon?

Dadi: hare itne din toh aap humme poochke banathe the?

Annie: hare Dadi,  Maan bhai aarahe haina?

Dadi: toh wahi aapke malik hai?

Nakul: haan

Dadi: isse baat karthi toh mere BP raise hogi, Annie bte aap hi sambalo

Annie Maan ki pasand ki menu tayyar karthi….

Nakul: ye sab dinner mein hona chahiye?

Annie: nahi ye sab agle hafte ke menu hai, ek din ek banao

Nakul: teek hai

Annie: hare bhuddu, ye sab dinner mein hona chahiye, samje

Nakul: teek hai, toh mein abhi se  tayaari shuru kartha

Annie: kuch bhi karo, mujhe disturb mat karo

Pinky calls……

Annie: halo, who's this?

Pinky: hare Annie, mein hoon Pinky

Annie: Pinky?  Ye kaunsi no hai? Tera mobile kho gaya hai kya ?

Pinky: woh toh Geet ke paas hai, Geet ne tujhe yaad dilanne se manna kiya hai

Annie: tu kya baat kar rahi ho? Patha haina aaj Maan bhai aarahe hai, toh mujhe kyun kamakaam pareshaan karthi ho?

Pinky: mein kitne mushkil se public booth se call karthi, isse dekho, hare Annie shamko 5'o clock yaad haina?

Annie: haan mujhe yaad hai

Pinky: time pe aajanna, warna Geet cake nahi kaategi

Annie: tujhe abhi se cake ki padhi hai, tu ussko kaise bhi sambalo, mein jaldhi aajaaoongi

Pinky: teek hai, bhoolna mat

Annie: achcha, bye