Day 11: Letter To Santa : Winner

haminasto

@haminasto

 oye_nakhrewaali

Dear Santa & his elves,

How have you been? Did you get any weird gift requests this year? (Because let's be real, we humans are weird!) 

This Christmas, I want three gifts from you - a time travel machine, a pair of earrings and a set of knives. 

Before you think, "Is this kid adult planning to wear the earrings and travel back to the 1900's to plan world domination with the knives?" No, that is not what I have on my mind... I am not Loki! 

Hear me out, I think the knives would make super cool bookmarks; I keep losing my bookmarks, but I would never lose the knives (if I lose them, my mother would haul my head to North Pole and back, without the air tickets or a sleigh)

I want a time travel machine because I want to travel to the future: I want to see if, in the future, the judges of the Indian reality shows will cry after they hear a contestant's sob story or not and if the audience will still be naive (read, stupid) to belief the stuff they watch. 

And the pair of earrings... well, they would make cute thumb pins after I lose their nuts. You see, I am a recycle DIY kind of girl!

From the land of nakhres,

oye_nakhrewaali