Surprise Surprise - HBD Amna <3

*@Everyone :This thread is made for fun. Please don't get offended*

Maham : Hey hey!

Tani : Hey hey hey!

Maham : Why did you say hey thrice? *annoyed*

Tani : Because Shilpa said it once and you twice, so I thought I should say it thrice.  And I think it sounded funny.

Maham : What made you think that? IT WASN'T FUNNY. IT WAS LAME!

Tani : At least Ayaan thought it was funny. He is laughing...see. *Pointing finger at Ayaan being held by Reema*

Maham : Yo Reema, can you please STOP tickling Ayaan. Some people are being delusional here. And you are distracting us.

Reema : Oops sorry. Actually I love the way Ayaan giggles, but I'll stop now.

Karan : Maham stop! Can we just ignore Tanisha and continue with what we were doing?

Maham : Fine.

Tani : You guys have decided to ignore me? I AM NOT GOING TO TOLERATE THIS. I'm leaving.

Shilpa : Umm Maham. Do you know anyone else who can take Tani's place.

Maham : Zahra can we have you on the stage?

Zahra : Yay! Maham called me. I'm so excited to share the stage with KaSh. Eeekkk.

Maham : Dude you just replaced Tani, your Janemaan. You should be sad and serious. That's why I called you, so that you can talk less.

Zahra : But I am NOT. I am with KaSh. Who cares about Tani now.

Shilpa : Ok enough,  we're  getting late.

Karan : Today is a ver-y spe-c- *couldn't finish his lines*

Zahra : Wait. Why are we here today? An award function on Amna's birthday? WEIRD.

Shilpa : I don't think it's weird. It's unique.

Karan : So as I was saying  *interrupted by Zahra again*

Zahra : Why are we having this award function again? *confused*

Maham : Because Amna's birthday should be unique like her.

Zahra : Oh ok.

Karan : I was gonna say that.  But Zahra already revealed that it's Amna's birthday, so

Zahra : Wait, before I'm over with my part on stage can I please have both of your autograph Karan and Shilpa? Please.

Karan : You just ruined my speech...I have been preparing for it for the last one month. And you expect me to give you an autograph?

Shilpa : Maham can we have a replacement.

Maham : That's a good idea. Zahra leave the stage right now and send Nori.

Shilpa : I was talking about Karan.

Karan : Shilpa?! *shocked*

Maham : We can't replace Karan. It's ok. There won't be any argument if one of them leaves the stage. And it's gonna be Zahra.

Zahra : Bhar mein jao Maham. *angry*

Karan : Oye address toh batati jao.

Nori : Hey everyone! *nervous*

Shilpa : Ok I am going to start this time. So as you all know by now it's Amna's birthday today. So we decided to celebrate it in a unique way by having an award function for KaShians. How cool is that?

Karan : Very.  Don't worry, the function won't be long as we don't have any performance. So then later we can have the birthday party. Now we should get started with the awards.

Maham : That's right so the categories are *waiting for Nori to read out the categories*

Shilpa : The categories are...

Karan : Yeah the categories are...

Nori : Mmm hmm

Maham : Nori the categories?

Nori : Oh! I don't know.

Maham : What do you mean by you don't know? I gave everyone the same script so that we can replace each other in emergency.

Nori : Yeah about that. I memorized the script but I forgot everything as soon as I saw KaSh. They are so dreamy 

Maham : Ok that's it'. Karan and Shilpa give me minute;  I'll go and send someone else here. Because I can't deal with these psychos anymore, and Nori you are coming with me *Maham and Nori leaves the stage*

Ramsha : Hey everyone!

Aniqa : Hey guys! Before anyone can interrupt us I want to read out the categories. The first category is "The Best KaSh Sig Maker."

Shilpa : And the nominees are...

Ramsha : Amna, Maham, Nori, Ashu, Aniqa, Aishu, Roz, Nikki, Vaish...WAIT WHAT? Why is Vaishu, Virina and Riya's name in the nomination? They are just learners. They can't be in this list.

Aniqa : Ramshuu! You are being mean.

Ramsha : I am just being honest. I am not going to read out anymore names. They have added each and every KaShian's name who can make sigs. And we already know who is going to win the award. So just announce the name.

KaSh : So the winner is Amnaaa *The crowd whistles and applauds*

Aniqa : Ok before Amna comes on the stage I just wanted to tell you guys that you all are creative. We all are winners. But only one of us can have the award so *trying to keep her voice low so that Amna's can't hear*

Ramsha : So we decided to give it to Amna as it's her birthday and also because we didn't want to be beaten up.

Aniqa : Ramshuuu, I wasn't going to say that. Anyways, as it's the first award Karan and Shilpa can you do the honors?

Shilpa : Sure.  Oh, here comes Amna. Happy birthday Amna. *Gives the award to Amna*

Amna : Thank you sooo much Shilpa. 1^st of all thank you everyone for celebrating my birthday in such a wonderful way. You guys rock. And about this award. WOW! I didn't have a clue that I am gonna get this. Thanks a lot everyone for loving my work, for appreciating them. A lot of you might think making sig isn't that hard. But actually it is when your computer give up on you in every 5 minutes, so  thank you sooo much' *Amna leaves*

Ramsha : She didn't have a clue? LIAR!

Shilpa : Moving on to the next category.

Karan : And that is.

Aniqa : The best VM maker of KaSh Heaven.

Ramsha : And the nominees are Amna, Roz, Nori, Virinia, Riya, Vaishu, Tiha, Nina. Ok that's it.  You don't wanna know the other names. Because again there's everyone's name.

Aniqa : At least add Tani's name.

Ramsha : Naah.. she doesn't deserve it. She hardly makes any VMs now. So this is her punishment.

Karan : And the award goes to...

Shilpa : Ahh. This is a tie between Amna and Roz.

Roz : Just give that award to Amna...I love my life and I don't want to get killed before my marriage. *yells from her seat*

Karan : And this time we would like to call Tara to do the honors.

Tara : Happy birthday Amna. You rock. *Handing the award to Amna*

Amna : Thanks Tara Di' Wooohh' Another award. Ok seriously thanks a lot guys for voting for me. I didn't know you guys love me that much. I don't know what to say. Ok Roz is my inspiration.  I have always loved her work and seriously she deserves the award more than me. Well Tani also kinda inspired me. Don't be shocked, I know I am wayyy better than Tani with scenes, songs, effects and all but if you have noticed I used to make vms on the full song once. However Tani's short vms inspired me to make my vms shorter. So yeah...Tani inspired me in a bad way. Thanks a lot again everyone. *Leaves the stage again*

Ramsha : This girl is such a drama queen. She said Roz deserved the award more than her. So just give the award to Roz na. Roz bechari backed out being scared of Amna.

Aniqa : Ummm, Ramsha is talking too much. I live in the same country as Amna. I don't wanna get in trouble for this later. So I'll leave and send Seert to accompany you. *scared*

Ramsha : Ok good. Seert is an interesting girl. You bore me to death. *Aniqa leaves*

Seert : Hey everyone!! I'm here...but I have an assignment due tomorrow. So just hurry up.

Karan : Ok the award is for "Ms. Taunt of KaSh Heaven."

Shilpa : And the award goes to again...AMNAAA.

Seert : WHAT? You didn't even read out the nominations. I am sure my name is there.

Shilpa : I'm sorry Seert but only Amna was nominated for this category.

Seert : And why is that? Everyone sitting in this hall room knows that I can give tough competition to Amna any day for being mean. Also Amna herself has admitted on many occasions that she's scared of moi!

Ramsha : You don't wanna know the reason.

Seert : I DO. Just tell me.

Ramsha : Maham said we can't nominate you. Because we would have voted for you and Maham wants Amna to win this award badly.

Seert : You guys are so partial, and you all suck.

Shilpa : Seert behave. Zaynoo can you give away the award this time?

Zaynoo : Sure. *Comes one stage and takes the award to Karan*

Seert : Dude, that's Karan. Amna is standing over there. 

Ramsha : Why are you giving Amna's award to Karan?

Zaynoo : Because he is the best. He deserves all the awards of this world.

Karan : That's really sweet of you Zaynah. But umm the award is for Ms. Taunt. And I have known myself as a mister all my life.

Amna : Just give me my award Zaynoo. Will you?

Zaynoo : Uh-oh. Take it, I don't think my superman can save me from you.

Amna : Thank you everyone except Zaynoo, who just tried to give away my award to Karan.

Ramsha : Zaynoo.. You are done. Can you stop staring at Karan and leave the stage? ZAYNOO. *Ramsha pokes Zaynoo who is staring at Karan*

Seert : She won't leave herself. Don't worry. I will take her with me. But before that I want to request something. Can we please have Texas Chainsaw Massacre as our next layout theme? Karan can be the Leatherface guy and Shilpa can be his victim. I'm sure Nikki can merge the pictures.

KaSh : What?! NOO. That movie is so not KaSh.

Seert : Ah man! You guys will never understand my sarcasm...enjoy pandering to Amna *Pulls Zaynoo off of the stage with her*

Sarah : Hi! First I'd like to thank Seert's prof for giving her a heap of work to do...because of him Seert left and I got the chance to be on stage. *Grins*

Ramsha : I hate that professor now.

Sarah : Why? *surprised*

Ramsha : Because I was having fun with Seert and you are too sweet. And BORING.

Sarah : I'll take that as a compliment.

Karan : The next award is kinda weird. It says "the best older sister." And Amna is the only nominee.

Ramsha : Ahh man, why can't it be the best younger brother? Ayaan really deserves the award for tolerating Amna's torture.

Shilpa : Amna tortures that cute little pie? *shocked*

Ramsha : Yeah she does' *rolling eyes*

Sarah : No she doesn't' *louder voice* Can we have Riya on the stage to give away the award?

Riya : Congratulations Amna!

Amna : Can't you guys find anyone better to give me this award? This chick stopped calling me "Di"', but she still calls Tani "DI".  Its kinda insulting that she doesn't respect me now.

Riya : I have asked you so many times but I'll ask you again. Do you want me to start calling you Di again?

Amna : Just leave. Don't ruin my mood. *Riya leaves*  Thank you everyone. I hope I won this award because you guys love me, not because you guys love Ayaan and you think I may learn to be a better sister after getting this award. Even if you think that way, then let me tell you that's not gonna work.  

Shilpa : Calm down Amna. We have you as a winner in another category called "Dr. Riddhima and Shilpa of KaSh Heaven".

Ramsha : She already won those titles. Why does she need the award now?

Sarah : Because no one can play this roles on heaven better than her Ramsha.

Ramsha : What? She ruined both Riddhima and Shilpa's original character.

Karan : To present this award we would like to call Amna's Dr. Armaan Mariam on the stage.

Mariam : Happy birthday my Riddhima and Shilpa. I love you.

Amna : Have you brought our honeymoon ticket to Egypt?

Mariam : No...I couldn't. I was busy.

Amna : Then talk to my hand. *Mariam rolls her eyes and leaves* Thank you Sarah for giving me such a cute compliment. I won't thank anyone else. Because no one nominated me as Dr. Riddhima/Shilpa in the first place. I had to nominate myself. So the credit goes to me. *proud*

Karan : Ok next...best dancer of KaSh Heaven.

Shilpa : And the nominees are S.M.A and Amna.

Karan : And the award goes to...ooh surprised? AMNA! And S.M.A herself is gonna give the award to Amna.

S.M.A : *Holding the award* No I won't. How did she get the award? I am the one who made the dancing thing popular.

Amna : So what? I started it. *snatches the award from S.M.A's hand* and I always post two dancing emoticons while you post only one.

Shilpa : OK, we are almost done. The last award of the evening.

Karan : Yeahh. "The Ghundi of KaSh Heaven."

Sarah : The nominations are Amna and Virina.

Shilpa : And the award goes to none other than Amnaaa.

Virina : Oh mannn! I thought I would get the award. I am the one who keeps talking in tapori language. And I wanted to be on the stage once with Karan.

Ashu : What do you prefer Viru? Being alive or being on the stage with KSG?

Amna : Thanks a lot...I am just speechless. I can't believe you guys respect me so much.

Ramsha : Respect??? My foot. Everyone is scared of you. That's why you got all the awards. Karan and Shilpa I want to tell you something. The whole award function was planned by Amna. We didn't do anything. She decided to have this award function and made us call you two. You guys won't say no if we call you to give a surprise to Amna. She threatened us to do so.

KaSh : What?

Shilpa : I'm leaving right now.

Karan : So am I. *Shilpa leaves followed by Karan*

Amna : Grrr. You are so dead today.

Ramsha : I am not afraid of you. I tolerated this whole award ceremony for this one moment only. *Vaishu comes*

Vaishu : Amna I brought your chocolate cake.

Amna : Throw it at Ramsha.

Vaishu : What? But I have waited for 3 hours to get this cake. I even missed this award ceremony.

Amna : So what? I DON'T LIKE CAKES. Just throw it at Ramsha. By the way why didn't you bring biriyani?

Vaishu : Because I am a vegetarian. *Maham enters*

Amna : You sent Vaishu a vegetarian to bring me food? *gives angry look*

Swancy : I wrote a song for you Amna' can I sing? *tries to handle the situation*

Amna : Nothing beats biriyani. So just shut up.

Maham : Ok guys, I had to come back. The situation is getting out of control. We are done with the award function. Hope you guys had fun. I hope you guys are kind enough to excuse Amna's mean behavior. Don't forget to leave your birthday message and gifts for Amna if you want to survive on KaSh Heaven.  Thank you for your patience and let's all say a prayer of thanks that this scary day only comes once a year, eh? 

*Crowds hums an Amen*

these gaddis didnt tell me abt this topic so my smg isnt there