Yes you heard it right.
Not only is she an MA in English but as per her claims, she was a gold medalist in English, no less!!
you can watch it right here, towards the end of the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjfJEpKNoPY
Funniest thing I have heard in a long while!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Presenting a few other recent pearls from Madam Gold Medalist:
1. She told Eijaz in her strident voice: Your understanding is pea-sized, and then went on to translate it in Hindi. Lol. Brain ka toh suna hai, a pea-sized brain, so madam went one step further and applied it to understanding!! Trust her!
2. Muesli's pronunciation for Ruby madam is MOOZLY.🤣
3. Uske baad slack ho jayega. Wrong usage of slack in the context.
4. Sorry, I showed a concern (oh so we can count concern hehehehe) for your stomach because your stomach only is the most upset stomach in the house. 🤣🤣🤣 Really gold medalist standard English, isn't it?
5. Chal chal spineless (to Rahul) - spineless what Ruby mam?? Spineless is an adjective, where's the noun??
6. It's a action and reaction.
7. They'll take the call. (the call or a call on something Ruby madam??)
8. Shut up and walk out! (To Eijaz. Walk out of where??? 🤣🤣)
9. That was such a bad breath! (To Rahul - oh so breath too is countable here, is it? a bad breath, many bad breaths????) 🤣🤣
10. Don't even touch me.
11. he is much better off (instead of he is much better as in he is feeling much better. Lol. better off and better are synonyms for Madam Gold Medalist!)
12. He was the most unpunctual human being on the earth! (speaking about abhinav) - on earth or on the earth?? and human being hahaha. She does have huge problems with her articles. 🤣
13. Genuine is pronounced as genuvin by madam. 🤣
14. Mere paas saamaan sirf cut-to-cut hai. (Errr what is cut-to-cut? She was referring to the missing blender, makeup stuff)
15. She is disgusting from here to another level yaar! (From where Ruby madamji?) 🤣
16. This woman is just coming and poking for no rhyme and reason. (poking who? And sorry madam ji, it can't be rhyme and reason because that makes no sense, it's rhyme or reason, got it?? No, obviously not!) 🤣
17. Me issi contemplation me thi. (🤣🤣 - while speaking to Salman Khan, contemplation?? Kahin aap meditation ki baat toh nahin kar rahi thi? contemplation or I was just thinking about this??)
18. That beauty blender is only available in certain shops only. (how many times only ruby madamji? Waise ek baar hi kaafi hota hai for ordinary mortals like us) 🤣
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