Geet telling Dadi MAAN IS A GAY

Hi, friends.............
Weekend is going on n since we have no maneet, i was dreaming bout the JA scene n the aftermath w.r.t the reject promo...
i came up with this very funny seq while dreaming Bout maneet... Enjoy..

Well the scene starts from Maan rejecting all the 3 photos n geet telling him "aapke liya assman se utri hui pari dhoondne jaa rahi hoon.."

Geet (jealous, angry): Dadima maine inhe yeh saari photos dekhai, magar unhe in mein see koi bhi pasand nahi...Sabko bass reject reject reject... Bolo bhala, Dusht danav ko assman se uttri hui koipari chahiya... Hmmm, lagta hai aaj tak aaine mein apni shakal nahi deekhi inhone... Hmmm....
Samajhte kya hai apne app ko??? Abhishek bacchan??? Raavan kahi ke....*makes face all d while*

Dadi (smiling): Koi baat nahi beta, aap toh janti hai, yeh Maan hai maan... Aur maan ki pasand koi aasi hone chahiya jisspe unhe Maan ho...Khair koi baat nahi.. Yeh lijiya pura ka pura album profile ke saath, app apni passand see apne maan sir ke liya ladkiya chuniya aur unhe dikhaeya.. Ab tak tho aapko unki passand na passand ka pata chal hi gaya hoga... Aap maan ko tasveere dekhaeya, hum kuch deiar mein aakar unse iss bare mein baat karenge... Theek hai??

Geet: Hmmm...
Maan sir, ye leegiya kuch aur tassvere hai, in mein see app kuch ko pasand kijiya, toh main aapko unke baare mein bataungi... Sirf chera dekh kar shaddi thodai na hoti hai...Yeh leegiya...

Maan: Hmmm.... *maan keeps on rejecting girls n pulls geets leg too*,  Yeh ladki?

Geet: Uff, finally aapko koi toh pasand aai... Iss ka naam Mallika Suri hai, *gives some basic profile into* aur inhe hydrophobia hai...

Maan: Mujhe aise ladki chahiya joo bahadur ho, darpok nahi...REJECT.. Geet ek baat kaan kholke samajh lo, mujhe lambe baalo wali, salwar kameez pehene wali, choote sehar ki aur darpoke ladkiya bilkul pasand nahi... Samjhi tum???

Geet(irritated): Uffff... Sir aisa hi chalta raha, toh aapki shaddi hone see rahi....

Dadi enters,
Kya hua geet?? Aap itni naraz kyu hai????

Geet: Dekhiya na dadima, tab se yeh ladkiyo ko reject pe reject kiya ja rahe hai...
Kissi ke baal lambe hai, toh kissine salwar kameez pehenti hai hai, toh koi darpok hai toh koi bahut patli hai...
Meri maniya dadima aap na inke shaaddi kissi ladki kee bajaya ladke see kar dijiya...

Dadi & Maan (stunned): Kya????? Ladke see shaddi!!!!

Aur nahi kya, ladko ke baal bhi chota hote hai, woh salwaar kameez bhi nahi pehanta hai aur woh bahadur bhi hote hai...
Iss main aapse kahe rahi hoon ki aap apne pote ke liya Ladki ke bajeya ek HATTA KATTA, GORA CHITTA naujawan dhoondya...

Dadi bursts out laughing...Geet follows the suit...
Maan: GEET. Maan khurana ko tumne samajh kya rakha hai...

Dadi(laughing n amused): waise maan, geet ne kuch galat toh nahi kaha hai.. Woh toh aapki passand ke mutabik mujhe sujhaav dee rahi hai...
Geet tumne bilkul theek kaha hai.....

Maan(blushing): Dadi aap bhi!!! N then he also starts laughing wagging his finger at geet..

Dadi n Geet stop laughing once they c maan laughing his head off..
Geet is staring Maan being all dreamy eyed n her mouth slightly ajar... Dadi looking at maan..

Maan seeing the 2 ladies staring him asks kya hua??? Aap log mujhe aise kyu Ghoor rahe hai???

Dadi: Maan aap hass rahe hai... Ek arsa beet gaya aapko aise hasta dekh kar...

Geet: Sir, aap haste bhi hai???? Mujhe toh laga tha ki aapko Gussa karne aur ghoorne ke alawa aur kuch aata hi nahi...Aap haste hua bahut acche lagta hai.... Hassa kijiya, hasna aapki sehat ke liya toh accha hoga hi, saath hi aapke apno ko bhi khushi deega..

Dadi: Bilkul theek, ab aap hi inhe samjhaeya geet, main toh khae khae ke thak gayi..

So this is how i imagined Geet telling dadima that Maan is a GAY..

I hope u like this small scene i imagined between Maneet n Dadi...

Edited by swatichowdhury - 13 years ago

OH MY GOD!LMAOF !TRULY AMAZING.I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.I WISH IT HAPPENS THIS WAY.IT WOULD BE AMAZING TO WATCH.MAAN N GAY.WOW!

really nice,,keep it up..

Aur nahi kya, ladko ke baal bhi chota hote hai, woh salwaar kameez bhi nahi pehanta hai aur woh bahadur bhi hote hai...
Iss main aapse kahe rahi hoon ki aap apne pote ke liya Ladki ke bajeya ek HATTA KATTA, GORA CHITTA naujawan dhoondya..


@ blue this is really hilarious.🤣

oye madam?? what is this???????? main aakash vani hon,,,, aur aapka pota gay ha.............🤣...so who is guru here madam?????????

Originally posted by: shonuu

oye madam?? what is this???????? main aakash vani hon,,,, aur aapka pota gay ha.............🤣...so who is guru here madam?????????

GURU dakshina hai...😛😳
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I would love to see Maan laughing aloud like in the show, it will be weorth watching
loved your idea of making him laugh
🤣

loooooooll hahahaha hilarious stuff man
very well written!👍🏼

Originally posted by: swatichowdhury

GURU dakshina hai...😛😳
Did u Like it?????😳😃
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liked it?????????? i loved it...........🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OKAY ill stop now ..... zat would be extremeli funi if geet ends up tellin dadima zats he's gay(maybe dostana track next wiz MAAN AUR ADI😳😳😳)

It was great👍🏼

and It was hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way Geet asked Dadi to let Maan marry a guy was sooo awesome🤣🤣🤣 Thanks bunches for posting this up😳😳😳