Pyaar Impossible - A Shivi FF

Firstly hello guys..Back after a long long long break. Was stuck in studies and all..Infact had also left watching PS but Shivi and kdice are always gonna be dear. So here is a maybe last ff dedicated to them by me.

Chapter 1 : Introduction 

Raavi Mehra is a renowned name in the business industry. She is an entrepreneur who started up a business on her own and now after years of hardwork here she is standing tall with a team of more than 500 people and one of the most popular finance based company. 

Who is Raavi Mehra? No one knows much about her background except the fact that she is a HITLER. Yeah that's what everyone calls her. A Hitler.

Everyone in the office is scared of her. The deadlines given by her needs to be completed or else you might be dead. Still Employees Yearn to join her company for the transparency and honesty.

Jenny: Guys Suna? Raavi Mehra aaj hamare college mein aa rahi hain...oh my god she is my inspiration..Mujhe Uske jaisa hi banna hain

Shrey : Haan re...suna toh Maine bhi bahot hain...hamari college mein as a guest aana aur hume guide karna..aur kya chahiye...

Shiva : Raavi Mehra...hmm...dekhte hain yeh Raavi Mehra hain kaun? Aaj tak dekha nahi hain maine...aaj dekh bhi lenge aur pehchan bhi lenge..

Jenny : Usse ghoor ghoorke khaa mat jaana(laughs)

Shiva : Mein usse kyun ghoorunga?

Shrey : Sundar hain isliye..

Shiva : Bahar ki Sundarta ka kya karna...Andar ki Sundarta bhi honi chahiye...

When a car arrives. Raavi walks out of the car with her assistant Maya..

Everyone gathers around the car when a student accidentally push Maya.

Raavi : What the hell? Can't you see? How dare you push? Stay away.. Youths these days don't know how to behave..

Raavi angrily walks in with Maya.

Shiva smirks.

Shiva : Zara sa dhakka lagne par itni akad...Jenny yeh Teri inspiration thi..mujhe iska koi seminar attend nahi karna..mein toh ja raha hoon.

Shiva walks into his campus and is walking into the corridor when he collides with Raavi who is about to fall but is held by Shiva. Shiva looks at her. Raavi push him and stands up. She murmurs something and starts leaving.

Shiva : Excusme...Thank you bolne ki bhi tameez nahi hain kya...itni Akad...barabar hi bolte hain sab..yeh bade log ka dil chota hi hota hain..

Raavi turns to him.

Raavi : Excusme?

Shiva : Oh you are excused.

Shiva walks away ruffling his hair..While leaving he turns back and gives her a last look. He is welcomed by the same look from her.

After 2 hours of seminar. Raavi and Maya leave the college..Raavi is felicitated by college faculties and all students. Raavi and Maya sits in the car and leave. 

The car travels a little and stops.

Maya : Kya ho gaya?

Driver : Voh lagta hain gaadi bigad gayi hain..

Raavi : WHAT?

Raavi and Maya come out of the car when Shiva is taking out his bike.

Maya : Maam hume jaldi pahochna hain..kya kare?

Shiva : Rickshaw Lelo..

Raavi glares at him.

Shiva : Oh sorry...aap kaha rickshaw mein jaati hogi na? 

Maya : Maam mein cab bulati hoon

Raavi : Cab ko aane mein time lagega hume jaldi pahochna hain..

Shiva : Vese tension mat lijiye...mein aapki Tarah nahi hoon Ms. Raavi Mehra...Insaaniyat ke naate aapko chod dunga..

Raavi : Tumhe kya lagta hain? Yeh puri duniya mein kya sirf tum hume chod sakte ho? Humare pass hamare pair hain..hume kisike help ki zaroorat nahi

Shiva : Ego hurt hogya na(smirks) kahi aapke chote se dil ko thes toh nahi pahochi?

Maya : Wha...

Raavi : Maya let's go...Cab is here...Mein logo ke faaltu baatein pe time waste nahi karti...shayad tumhe laga maine tumhari baatein suni...then sorry to say Mr.....Whosoever..I dont care whats your name....Maine utne time mein Cab bula li...

Raavi and Maya leave when Raavi suddenly turns..

Raavi : Thank you tumhare Bakwas useless unnecessary gyaan baatne ke liye...tumhe thank you sunna tha na...yeh lo tumhara thank you...

Both glare at each other and leave.

Shiva reaches home. He has a huge family. He has three brothers Dev Krish Gautam. Three bhabhis...Dhara Rishita and Prerna and the most important person in his life his mother Suman. He is a very family person and loves to spend time with them. They are a middle class normal family. Shiva is youngest among all. Gautam Dhara are married and has a 10 year old son Rahul. Dev Rishita have 5 year old daughter Sara.. Krish Prerna recently got married. All Three Brothers are working in different companies.

Suman : Aree Shiva...Acha hua tu aa gaya..

Shiva : Kya hua maa?

Dhara : Are voh Ramesh Kaka ka ladka haina Deepesh voh abhi abhi nayi company mein part time job pe laga hain...toh Ramesh kaka puch Rahe the agar tu bhi karna chahta ho toh?

Rishita : Haan Shiva mujhe lagta hain tujhe karna chahiye yeh..

Prerna : Vese bhi tere college ke baad ke timing hain..Tu kar paayega

..

Shiva : Aree bas bas..koi ek bhi bolta toh bhi chalta...(laughs) Karunga join...Acha hi hain thode bahot Paise kama Lunga.. Kab se shuru karna hain?

Prerna : Aree itna aasan nahi hain..interview Crack karna padega bahot mushkil hain maine suna hain..vaha ke boss khud lete hain interview.

Suman : Toh Mera shiva kaunsa Kam hain? Dega Shiva Interview...

Dhara : Toh theek hain..Kal shaam 4 baje tera interview hain.. kya naam tha company ka?

Rishita : Revive Ltd.

Shiva smiles and look at them.

Chapter 2 : Husband Wife?

Next day Shiva gets ready for the interview. He enters the company and sits in the reception area waiting for his number.

Receptionist : Mr Shiva Pandya?

Shiva : Yeah that's me

Receptionist : You can go. 

Shiva enters the cabin and is shocked to see Raavi sitting on the chair.

Raavi : Ok so shiva Pandya..lets check your files..

As soon as she sees the photo she looks up. Both gazing each other with anger.

Both : Tum?

Raavi : Lets start with the interview Mr. Pandya(with sweet smile)

Shiva feels doubtful but he sits. Raavi asks him the most difficult questions but he answers all the questions to Raavi's surprise.

Raavi : Hmm...(with blank face)

Shiva : Oh..I know.. reject karne ka koi naya way dhund rahi hoon..I know tum kabhi accept nahi karogi mujhe..

Shiva starts to leave.

Raavi : Tomorrow 3 pm sharp. I dont like people who come late.

Shiva looks on.

Raavi : What? I have lots of work to be done. Leave now.

Shiva : You..

Raavi: Careful Mr. Pandya...

Raavi stands up and goes close to him and fold her hands.

Raavi : I am your boss(winks)

Shiva smiles sarcastically.

Shiva : Oh Ma'am ji...

Shiva holds her leg.

Shiva : Thank you so much job dilane ke liye..mein aapko koi shikayat ka mauka nahi dunga maam ji...

Raavi wriggles in his hold.

Raavi : Mera pair chodo...

Shiva : Aree sorry maam ji..aapke pair kharab ho gaye..paani se dho deta hoon..

He grabs a jug of water and is about to Pour on her leg when she push the jug and the entire water falls on him.

Shiva looks at her all drenched. 

Raavi hands him a towel.

Raavi : Take it.

Shiva pulls it a little harshly pulling Raavi close to him. Their nose getting touched. Both have a eyelock.

Raavi leaves. Shiva looks around and sighs. He goes to washroom and cleans himself when he comes out he sees Raavi scolding.

Raavi: What are we supposed to do?

Itne se budget mein how are we supposed to provide them the same service.. 

Shiva listens to it carefully..

Shiva : Bacha hua use karlo..

Maya : What?

Shiva : Haan matlab...you are providing a tour package right. There might be possibility ki pehle ke package mein se koi resource bache honge..like food materials..ya fir car ka petrol..toh why waste that? Reuse it..

Raavi looks on.

Maya : Such a good idea...What say maam?

Raavi : Hmm

Raavi leaves. 

Shiva: Yeh Raavi...

Maya : Hmm? (While raising an eyebrow)

Shiva : I mean maam ji...(with sweet smile) itni khadoos kyun hain?

Maya : Ek paheli hain voh..unhe sirf voh hi samaj sakta hain..Jo paheli ko suljha de...aur uss paheli ko suljhana itna aasan nahi hain...aur ek baar paheli sulaj gayi toh...

Shiva : Bas bas..mein ulaj gaya yeh sunke..mujhe koi paheli nahi suljhani..

Shiva leaves. Next few days Shiva comes to office and does his work genuinely. He hates Raavi's behavior of scolding now and then. One day Raavi is distressed and is sitting in her cabin.

Raavi : How the hell can this happen??????? Kaise??? How

Maya : Maam relax. We will find a way out...

Raavi and Maya are discussing about a scam done with Raavi. Raavi had a deal with some company who promised to co partner as a sponsor in Mumbai's biggest event. For this Raavi had Visited Mumbai to meet the company's head who smartly put cameras in her room and took her pictures and videos and blackmailed her to transfer her whole company to him.

Maya : Maam ab?

Raavi : I dont know..I cant risk my employees life...this company..unka ghar chalta hain yaha se..mein aise hi kisiko surrender nahi kar sakti..

Maya : Toh maam you will get the photos and videos leaked?

Raavi looks on.. Shiva who has heard all the is shocked to hear Raavi who is ready to sacrifice herself for the company and employees..

Maya : Maam koi toh rasta hoga...

Shiva : Hain...STING OPERATION.

Raavi and Maya look at him.

Raavi : How dare you? Tumne hamari baat kaise suni? 

Shiva : Sunne ka Shauk nahi hain..yaha se guzar raha tha toh sunay diya..ab mere pass solution hain...voh sunna hain?

Maya : Ofcourse..

Raavi glares.

Maya : Sun lete hain maam..shayad hamari koi help ho jaaye..

Raavi : Mujhe kisi ke help ki zaroorat nahi...

Shiva sighs.. he enters the cabin and walks to Raavi and looks into her eyes.

Shiva : Mujhe zaroorat hain aapke help ki..mein yaha naukri karta hoon aur mujhe apni job risk mein nahi daalni..pls help...Maam ji(sweetly)

Maya laughs slightly.

Raavi : Idea kya hain?

Shiva narrates the whole idea...

Raavi : WHAT??????? HUSBAND WIFE? Hum dono? No waysssssssssssss.

Chapter 3 : Ae Ji Suno Na

Shiva - Aree Maya samjhao isko..kya bail buddhi hain..

Raavi glares angrily.

Raavi - Get out of my office right now. Bail buddhi? Mr. Shiva don't you dare talk to me like that. What do you guys think about yourself? We girls don't need anyone beside us to fight against the world.

Maya : Relax. (Maya holds her hand)

Raavi breathes slowly and turns away and wipes away her little tears.

Shiva : I am sorry I didn't meant that. Mujhe bas..actually mein bachpan se aurton ke beech hi bada hua hoon aur mujhe Kate hi pasand nahi agar koi aurton ko kuch bhi bole fir chahiye voh apne ho ya paraye..Jo aurat kar sakti hain voh koi nahi kar sakta...Phir chahiye voh bacho ko janm dena ho ya Har mahine periods ke pain se guzarna..aur maam aapke saath itna kuch hua fir bhi aap company ke baare mein soch rahi hain..toh bas mujhe laga mujhe help Karni chahiye..

Shiva said this with such innocence that a smile crawled on Maya's face.

Maya : Shiva tum bilkul theek ho..and Maam I feel Shiva ka idea best hain.

Raavi sighs. 

Raavi : What should we do next?

Shiva : Shopping

Raavi : What???

Shiva : I mean abhi hum ek  couple ka role play kar Rahe hain toh thoda toh real lagna chahiye na varna yuh pakde jaayenge.. isliye saree leni padegi..

Raavi : So narrow minded thinking..All guys are same Maya..kyun shaadi ke baad ladki apne pasand ke kapde nahi pehen sakti? Kya ladki ko hakk nahi apne..

Shiva : FEMINIST KI PRADHAN MANTRI..puri baat toh suniye...aapki shakal unhone dekhi Hain..toh agar hum aise hi jaayenge toh pakad jaayenge haina? Abhi aisa toh nahi ke achanak se aapki shakal magically unke saamne change ho jaaye? Ho sakta hain kya aisa?

Maya laughs. Raavi looks aside.

Shiva : Haan toh isliye saaree..taaki saaree mein jo ghoongat hota haina usse aapka chehra hum chupa sake..

Maya : Correct but maam ke paas saaree?

Shiva : Aree mere pass haina

Raavi : Tum saree pehente ho?

Maya : Maam aaj Kal toh ranveer Singh ghagra choli pehenta hai..toh saree bhi shayad trend mein hogi haina...

Shiva slaps his forehead.

Shiva(in mind) : Kaha Fasa diya?

Shiva : Mere Ghar.. meri teen bhabhi aur maa hain..toh unke pass se toh mil hi jaayegi na..toh maam jaate hain mere Ghar office ke baad?

Maya : Haan theek hain..

Shiva starts leaving when he hears.

Raavi : Dekha shaadi ke baad saree pehna di hogi sab bhabhi ko gharpe..yahi hota hain shaadi ke baad..

Shiva(mind) : Yeh iss Hitler ko shaadi se kya problem hain?

After finishing off the office work all three leave for Shiva's house. Shiva Raavi and Maya enter the house when all the family members are laughing and talking in the living room.

Raavi notices everyone. She sees Dhara in a kurti. Rishita in tunics and Prerna in western. 

Shiva whispers in her ear.

Shiva : Sab ki soch ek jaisi nahi hoti.

When sara looks at Shiva and run towards him

Sara : Kaisa tha aapka pehla din?

Rahul : Office Kitna bada hain? 

All other notices Raavi and Maya and questions Shiva about the same.

Shiva steps down and explains the whole situation. 

Prerna : Shameless people..Aise logo ko toh pakad pakad kar washing machine mein dhona chahiye..

Rishita : Aree mein toh bolti hoon direct jail.

Krish : Aree pakad pakad ke de dhana dhan aankh bandh tapli ki Tarah maarna chahiye..

Gautam : Aree unka video banakar viral karna chahiye..

Suman : Bas karo..bicharo voh dono ladkiyan khadi hain unko baithne toh do.

Raavi steps down looking front and slips and to prevent falling holds Shiva's Arms.

Both look at each other.

Rahul: Pappa yeh wala scene humne voh kaunsi English movie mein dekha tha jo aap mujhe Kal dikha Rahe the?

Both come into senses and separate.

Dhara : Gautam tum isse English movies dikhate ho?

Gautam : Haha...mazaak kar raha hain bacha..

Rahul : Joothe...Mummy pappa ne Kal hi dikhayi thi..

Suman : Aree baad mein jhagadna..Pehle tum dono khaana toh khaa lo..

Maya : Nahi actually hume late ho raha hain..hume bas voh saaree..

Rishita : Aise kaise..khaana toh padega..

Rishita and Prerna pull Raavi and Maya and make them sit to eat uptill which Dhara brings all sarees..

Shiva : Select karlo isme se..

Maya randomly selects few saarees for Raavi. Raavi stays silent the entire time.

Prerna whispers to Rishita.

Prerna : Yeh Raavi itni chup kyun hain

Rishita : Shayad jo hua uska shock laga ho..

Prerna : Par lagti toh strong hain Bahar se..

Dev comes between them..

Dev : Agar tumlog ka yeh sahdevrani wala gossip ho gaya ho..toh Maine jo juice banaya hain voh taste karoge madam?

Dev serves juice to Raavi and Maya after approval from Rishita.

Raavi and Maya are leaving when

Suman : Raavi beta...Sab theek haina?

Raavi : Haan

Suman : Tumhare family mein kon kon hain?

Raavi looks at her blankly...

Maya : galat sawal..aunty aapko yeh puchna chahiye..ke Raavi maam ki kitni families hain?

Prerna : Matlab?

Maya : Office mein jitne log kaam karte hain voh sab raavi maam ki family hain..aur voh sab raavi maam ko apna family maante hain..aur maam jo bhi kar rahi hain unke liye hi kar rahi hain taaki company ko nuksaan na ho..kyunki agar company ko nuksaan hoga toh unko bhi hoga..aur raavi maam unki family ko toota hua nahi dekh sakti.

Dhara goes to her and hugs her.

Dhara: Badi Himmat hain tere mein. Mujhe Pura vishwas hain ki tumhara plan kaamyab hoga..

Shiva smiles slightly.

Prerna Rishita Dev Gautam Krish all gather around Raavi.

All : Haan..aur ab toh Shiva bhi tumhare vaha kaam karta hain toh ab se toh tum bhi hamari family. Yeh plan ka celebration toh yaha pe hi hoga..

Suman : Haan Shiva Jaldi vapas aana hum yaha pe sab saath milke celebrate karenge. 

Maya smiles. Raavi just looks down.

Both leave after Shiva tells them that he would meet them at Airport and from there they would leave for Mumbai.

Next day after Shiva Raavi Lands at Airport. They check into a hotel.

Raavi : Ek room kyun?????

Shiva :  Maam bharosa rakho mere pe..

Raavi : Kyun?

Shiva : Maam please company ke liye..

Both enter the room. Shiva wears a kurta.

Shiva : Mein Bahar hoon aap change kar lo..

Raavi : Par mujhe toh saree pehne nahi aati..

Shiva : Wow..bahot jaldi nahi bataya aapne..

Raavi : Better late than never..abhi kya karna hain voh batao.?

Shiva looks at her.

Raavi looks at him.

Raavi : (in mind) Haan abhi bolega..mujhe aati hain..mein pehna doon

Shiva video calls Dhara and places the phone infront of Raavi.

Shiva : Bhabhi zara help kar do na..

Shiva leaves the room and Raavi looks at him surprised. Dhara instructs raavi through phone and Raavi wears the saree. Raavi smiles first time.

Dhara : Raavi..

Raavi : Hmm

Dhara : Smile badi pyaari hain..zyada hasa kar na Acha lagta hain..

Raavi smile little and cuts the phone.

She comes out. Shiva looks at her.

Shiva(in mind) : Achi toh lag rahi hain..par Khair chodo Pata chala compliment dene par bhi meri aankh noch legi yeh Hitler.

Shiva is walking forward.

Raavi : Ae ji..zara dheere chalo na...

Shiva shockingly looks back..

Shiva : Kya bola?

Raavi : Ae ji..abhi kya aapke kaan mein mel bhara hain ji? Mein boli..zara dheere chalo na..

Shiva : Maam aapki koi bachpan mein bichdi hui behen thi kya?

Raavi : Ok shut up fine..I am just practicing..

Shiva laughs...

Shiva : Suno ji..Thank you ji bharoso karne ke liye...

Raavi : Ae ji..chale abhi..Der ho rahi hain..

Raavi wears ghoongat and both leave for the mission.