Ek patni ne apne pati ko chithi likh rahi thi. Unhone chthi likhte samay kahin
bhi fullstop nahin lagaya. Chithi likhne ke baad jab unhein notice kiya ke fullstop daalna bhool gayi.
To woh jaldi-jaldi se fullstop lagake chithi bhejdeti. To woh chithi reads as follows:
Priya Raj,
Sadar Pranam.
Aapne kahi dinon se koi chithi nahin likha meri saheli Poojako.
Naukri se nikal diya hai humari gai ne.
Bachra diya hai uncle ji ne.
Cigarette pini shuru kar di hai meine.
Bahut chithi dale pur tum nahin aaye kabootar ke bache.
Billi kha gaye hai ghee.
Chutti se aate samay le aana ek khoobsoorat aurat.
Meri saheli ban gayi hai Manisha Koirala.
Is waqt T.V. par dance kar rahi hai hamari murgi.
Bech di hai tumhari maa.
Tumhein yaad karti hai padosan.
Mujhe tang karti hai hamari jamin.
Sarson ug aai hai chachi ji ke sir pur.
Phora ho gaya hai mere paun mein.
Chot lag gaye hai tumhari chitthi ko.
Har waqt tarasti hun Ramesh ke liye.
Sandesh hai ki weih bhi saath mein aaye nahin.
To mein naaraz ho jayoongi bhaiya se.
Zarroor milker aana.
Aapki Patni,
Rani
Anupamaa
