Good one, hmmm more than one!

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Posted: 16 years ago
1. A  FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man  tells
her   that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are  CLOSED.
 
 
2.  One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before  Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you  are HAPPY


 
3.  Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1.  Tele-Phone

2.  Tele-Vision

3.  Tell to Woman

Need  still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.


 
4.  Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not  their

friends.

 
 
5. A  man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and  Best

Woman.

Next  moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral  : BE SPECIFIC


 
 
6.  What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?

It  is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all  your

Friends.
 

 
 7.  If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing  in
your  life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing  in

your  life. 


 
  8 .  Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their  MISTAKE.

Answer  : On their MARRIAGE. 

 
 
 9 .  When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free  you

from  Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness -  Please

PAY  the  ELECTRICITY BILL.

 

10  
.  Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because  per
Constitution,  you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake. 

Posted: 16 years ago
loll sum of em are really funnyy.. tahnks 😆 😆
Posted: 16 years ago
lmdaoo dat was madd funny.. esp da firsy one nd at fastest communicaiton one
Posted: 16 years ago
lmaoo!!! der are soooo hilarious... 😆 😆
specially no2,3, & 8...ha ha thanx for sharing hunnie..Edited by lil miz - 16 years ago
Posted: 16 years ago

ahahaha TOO GOOD. 😆😆

My fave ones would be:

Originally posted by ~*Thamizhan*~


 4.  Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends. 
 
5. A  man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and  Best
Woman.

Next  moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral  : BE SPECIFIC 

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