Nothing is impossible...

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed? 
 David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

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Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible." 
 One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.

hehe...smart kid..😆😆

priya

I remember the 2nd one....I heard of it years back.....well good to see the joke again...funny as always!!