#MaAn ki mehndi - Page 19

Originally posted by: 10Messi

Shaadi k baad toh paapuji ne booking ki haina marne ki notanki karegy woh

Mujhe to uska drama is mehendi me hi dikhai de rha h.. naa jane hume darane k liye report yanah ayi h ya baapuji k haath lagne k liye taki shah house me hi chipa di jaye aur just phero k middle me vanraj k pairo k paas aaker gire 🤪

Originally posted by: hinz

bro toh khud ko troll karle, self trolling never goes out of fashion🤣

mujhe to bro janwar bhi troll karte hai

Ek kutte ne mujhe kaata and now dog is suffering from rabies🤡

There was a cockroach on my bed and i said "ewww cockroach" to which cockroach maamu replied "ewwwww a disgusting mentally unstable weird human"🤡

There was a cat passing through my corridor and i did pispispis to gain her attention..guess what she stopped for a while,gave me that disgusting annoyed look and went away🤕

For more such traumatic stories visit www.zalilinsaanshrizz.com😇

Originally posted by: 10Messi

Kiya hoga jabhi toh kapre bhi change karliye thy!!😎

Kisi ko pata na chale k Kiya kaand Kiya hai😈😎

Wahi toh main kal se bol rahi hu!!!!!

Originally posted by: hinz

why go through the effort of changing clothes jab utaarne hi they, honest question hai , no tharak plij

Arey pehenate waqt ek round aur ho gya hoga na oral wala 😉

Originally posted by: docritu99

Soch Teri trolling kitni contagious hai! 🤣 Everyone picked on so easily and wholeheartedly.

I'm also missing something like the pregnancy thread 🤣 but Sab sukha hai yaha!

Bro that pregnancy thread girl blocked me a few days ago..us ka bhi sadma hai mujhe🥲

Originally posted by: Kitty584

Kaunsi mausi??

Patli mucho waali??

Isiliyee... jaise hi date pe nikalte hain ye dono tab bhaag jaati hai maryada.. ab I'm damn sure waha bench pe kuch hua tha.. maybe that is why kuch chupaane ke liye inhone aise kapde pehne ki skin ka ek inch bhi na dikhe!!

Ya bro aesa hi hai warna change karke kyu aye kapre....!

Gadde aur takiye qawali k liye thori na bichaye thy!!!😎

Originally posted by: hinz

why go through the effort of changing clothes jab utaarne hi they, honest question hai , no tharak plij

Anu ko feel chahiye thi na

Heroine waali feel

Baal udne chahiye..

Romantic dance..

Muh meetha karna..

Phir saree kholna

Blouse ki dori, hooks sab nikalna..

And Anuj ka bowtie kholna..

Jacket kheechke utarna..

Shirt ke buttons todna..

belt kholna

baaki ka khud imagine karlo bas🙈

Har aam aurat ki kuch fantasies hoti hain jo woh bichari puri nahi kar sakti aur usko ye mauka nahi milta etc etc

Toh jab mila hai toh Anu bina bhaashan diye for once apni saari fantasies puri karegi na😂

Originally posted by: SmithaRam

I agree!😆

i agree is so thanda...jaa k meri tarah siggy me likh k aa "i agree with everything that shrizz says"👍🏼

Originally posted by: shriz

Bro that pregnancy thread girl blocked me a few days ago..us ka bhi sadma hai mujhe🥲

Kisne himmat ki tujhe block Karne ki?😡

bata mijhe uska name dekhti hu mein usko!!😡

Originally posted by: 10Messi

Ya bro aesa hi hai warna change karke kyu aye kapre....!

Gadde aur takiye qawali k liye thori na bichaye thy!!!😎

Wahi tohhhhh..

Muh meetha karke aur bhi mann kiya hoga na .. ek piece se pet thodi bharta hai😂