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WKV - KJO ke liye script ..

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Posted: 2 years ago

KJo would start the show by saying — yeh last week hain. To aaj let’s try a diff approach and not talk over each other. Aur yaad rakhnaa - yeh ghar mein koi doodh ka dhoola naheen hain… aur ab to connections bhee naheen hain but aap log ko jhoond mein khelney ki aadat lag gayee hain…


Chalo … let’s start. 


Shamita darling — Aap yahaan ek contestant hain Yas phir kuch aur ? Kyonkee Aap har baat pe seniority ki kyon baat kartee ho especially agar aapko respect chahiye aur lagtaa hajn ki someone should take a stand aur Raqesh was willing to be nominated agar aapsee sahematee naheen hotee for you. Aur at same time Pratik aur Neha ki wajah se do baar task rad ho gayaa aur ek mein Raqesh ko chance naheen meela for TTF. Aur gaalee bhee aapney dee hain sadak chaap. (She will reply I apologized - KJo can say. But darling. Others have also apologized. So aapkee sorry sorry aur dusroo ki )???


One more question for you darling. But it’s for others also. Let’s start with you. You wanted jantaa to decide between Divya and you. Jantaa ne to advantage divya ko deeya vs all. So what answer do you think you received or do you think you got your answer ?? Or he can ask below to Divya. Depends Shetty se kitnaa lagao hain 😂😂. 


At least he can ask and then just let her spew bs and go darling darling. 



Neha — aapko lagtaa hain ki jab aap compare kartee ho older incidents and do baar task rad hua. Ek baar aapkey wajah se aur you think this is fair. Or similar to what nishant did. So agar aap (yas pratik naheen jeet tey) - to doosrey ko bhee naheen meelnaa chahiye. Aur agey jaatey sabko aisa heen khelnaa chahiye ?


After her “sorted” logic and Pratik interruptions (he should say. Pratik. Aap time out lo. Jab aapkee baaree ayegee tabhee aapko boolayengey). 😂😂. 


Aur ek sawaal. Aap baat achee kartee ho. Aaj kal sabko salaah se raheen ho. Hum sab loop mein hain. Loop todnaa chahiye. But aapney kauna loop today? Aap aur yeh baat sabhee HMs ke liye hain. Divya ko jantaa be advantage deeya aur agar jantaa janaardan hain to kya message meela aapko issey yas phir aap he saheen ho aur jantaa galat hain?



Blah blah blah. Darling darling darling. Now 


Nishant — Aap openly boltey ho yeh game hain. Yahaan aap khelney aayee ho. But kya aapko lagtaa hain ki kaheen na kaheen aap itney game me ghoos gaye ho ki jantaa ko aslee Nishant kaun hain maloom he naheen. Raqesh ko bhee dekhaa Gayaa hain kaheen baar boltey ki yeh nishant kaun hain - Mujhey naheen maloom … aur jantaa sirf gamer nishant ko naheen asli nishant ko dekhanaa chahte hain. Aapke har move aisa lagta hain sirf ek game hain. To real nishant ka equations kya hain sabkey saath is ghar mein?



Raqesh - humey maloom hain aapko ghar me naheen rehanaa. Yeh baat clear hain. But Aap ho. Aur aisa bhee dekhaa hain Humney jab Apney nishant ko bola ki ab you want to move forward. But kya chahiye. Aap stand bhee letey ho to Aisa deekhta hain you back. Shamita ke saath bhee jhagdaa hota hain to saaf deekhta hain aap waaps uskey paas jateey ho … aap divya se baat kartey ho but itnaa dar ke. Yeh Raqesh kaun hain ? 


Moose - aapney last week achaa keeya. Once connections broke. Aapney apnee invisibility bhee deekhee in thinking despite pressure from Pratik and Nishant. Aur divya se bhee dostee kar lee. So yeh dostee convenience ke liye thee yas real hain?



Reply .. ofc Pratik time out pe hain to he can’t reply and ofc Nishu will chime in and perhaps neha, Shamita and divya might also. 


Now you are normal with Pratik aur Nishant aur nishant is constantly after you to be ok with Pratik. Ismey aapko kya wajah deekhtee hain ? Usko apni game ke liye ye chahiye yaa phir for you as woh dono to aapko top 5 mein bhee naheen rakhtey aur woh log to soch rahey they woh log stratrgy banayengey jo aapko follow karnee hain aur follow karnee hain. 


Divya - kya aapko lagtaa hain aapkey koi bhee friends hain is ghar mein? Humney delhaa hain. Aap boltee ho. Nishu friend hain. Raqesh friend hain aur aaj kal moose bhee. But aapkey saath moose ke alawaa yeh week ke task me koi naheen khadaa hain aur in fact Aap ek common target ho. Aur Raqesh bhee aapko chose karnaa chahtaa tha for disadvantage To phir jinkoo aap dost boltee hain. But aapka koi bhee dost hain ?


Finally Pratik - chalo. Hope aap ko timeout pe sochney ko time meela. 


Pratik — aapko kyon lagtaa hain ki aap hee sahee insaan ho ghar mein. Aapko moose (aur divya) ne safety dene ke liye bola. But Apney inkaar kar key Neha ko spot deney ki kosheesh ki. But aapko aisa laga ki moose ko Apnee safety chod kar aapko trust karnaa chahiye. Kyon ? Kyonkee end mein to aapkee wajah se woh safe naheen hain aur agar aaj woh show se nikaltee hain to aap kaunsey friend hain Uskey Yas phir kya priority dee usko ? Aur phir aap na jeetey For finale to task hee rad karwa deeya. 


Pratik ka emotional - mainey deemag lagaaya. Bla bla bla. 


Ofc KJo doesn’t have the faintest idea on how to host this show and makers had to get fake audience to ask 2 week old kooschans.. So expect his “favs” to be not questioned and lot more faltoo ka tasks yas koooschans for his targets 😂😂. 


He will prolly add with. Buckle up darling. And sorted neha. Last week hain. Eye on the prize. So that they can use those last words as validation for last of week that woh dono heen mahaan hain ghar mein 😂😂. 

Feel free to add your kooschans. 😂😂. Obviously there are lot more Kooschans he can ask but yeh bhee phooch le on his last wkv to bahoot hain.


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I dont know but i have a feeling Pratik will be badly bashed just like RKV  also was brutally bashed on the last ever Weekend.


Colors really wants Shamita in top 2 with Divya instead of him.

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His body language is so off. Cringeworthy expressions. 

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Posted: 2 years ago

Apparently HMs again voted moose and Divya as weakest contestants in their house (from LF thread) - despite their superior performance in rickshaw task and also jantaa votes for Divya. Expect KJo to ignore this completely. As apparently they are actually doing their dand. 😂😂😂. 

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Posted: 2 years ago

From the latest episode. 


KJo to Pratik — Aap kaunsey state team ki baat kar rahey they for dog in the bone game? Aur kaunsey tv channel pe iski championship dekhtey ho? Zaraa limit mein to phenko yaar. Task naheen jeet saktey / rad karwatey ho aur naye national sports banaa dete ho? Aapko naheen lagtaa aap BB house mein naheen kahaan koi gao ke sports minister ban kar zyaada khoosh rahogey? 😂😂. 


shamita - Aap kaunsey school mein thee ki you were team captain for the dog in the bone ? Pratik us school ka principal to naheen thaa na ?

Kya josh thaa in dono mein to claim who knows this game better and made it into a competitive sport that they reached heights in their lives in 😂😂😂. No wonder BB Mein kuch naheen ho rahaan indono ka 😂😂