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Abhay: I was arrested for being too cool.

Sid: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Piya: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Abhay: I do have a sense of humor you know

Piya: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Abhay: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Abhay, going over Piya 's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Piya : Yes

Abhay: Okay... may I know what you create?

Piya: Problems.

Abhay: So that’s my plan.

Piya : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Abhay: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Piya : It f**king sucks.

Abhay: That’s not constructive criticism.

Piya: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? 

Abhay : Oh, I’m always running 

Abhay : The question is from what

Piya: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. 

Piya: And I started thinking. 

Piya: Like, it was just trying to get food. 

Piya: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? 

Abhay: Are you ok?

Abhay: What's wrong with you? 

Piya: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression

Piya: Abhay! I thought you were dead! 

Abhay: No, just in deep cover. 

Piya: ...But it was an open casket. 

Abhay: It was very deep.

Abhay: Is something burning?

Piya : Just my love for you.

Abhay: Piya, the toaster is on fire.

Sid: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? 

Piya: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” 

Abhay, scoffing: Oh, please. 

Piya, to Abhay: Hey, how you doin’? 

Abhay: 

Abhay: *giggles and blushes*