Lizzie: So we had some awards to give away based on how you sheep played this game, based on our observations of your responses, and also your interactions on the thread!
Shibani: Yes, but please bear in mind that we have taken into account only up to Round 4 for these awards.
Lizzie: Okay, now for these surprise awards!
Madhubala: Ye kya? Unn namoonon ko tumne awards announce karne ka mauka diya, aur hume nahi?
Lizzie (looking chagrined, hands over sheet): Of course, ye lijiye Madhuji!
Madhubala: Pehle toh main in sab sheep ko thanks bolna chahoongi.
Mujhe highest points mile Dev Saab ke question mein. (Starts singing) 'Aiyye mehrbaan'
Lizzie (hastily): Madhuji, aap award toh announce kijiye!
Madhubala: Accha, toh pehla award hai uskeliye jisne sabse zyaada Bhedon ko iss game mein shaamil kiya. Waise meri ek smile se log bhaage chale aate hain (flashing one of her famous smiles)
The G u i d e award for best sheep recruiter goes to:
e v i l x b a l a a
Waheeda Rehman: Tumhare awards toh bade ajeeb hain. Fastest sheep ko bolte ho T o o f a n M a i l! Main toh kehti hoon Dev Saab sabse fast hain - bolne mein aur chalne mein bhi. Unhone Khoya Khoya Chand gaana shuru kiya mere saamne, aur khatm hua agle shaher mein. Main toh unko pehle se hee bye bolke dinner karne chali gayi thi!
Waise yahan ka fastest sheep, jo top 5 fastest mein rahein hain har round mein, woh hain,
A l p h a _ A a k a s h
Vyjayanthimala: Agla award hai uss bhed ko jisne sabse hatke jawab diye. Waise, main ye results dekhkar hairan bhi hoon aur pareshaan bhi. Mujhe item dancer bana diya logon ne???
Aur Devdas ko chuna har question mein?? Madhumati ko chhodkar?
Lizzie: Vyjayanthiji, aapka gaana 'Dil tadap tadap ke' ko bhi toh chuna!
Vyjayanthi (somewhat mollified at first, then again gets worked up):
Woh toh theek hai, par mere gaane options mein the hee nahi Round 3 mein!! Maine kitne acche dances kiye hain!!
Shibani (rolling eyes): Boy, these women are are taking their own sweet time! This is gonna take even longer than the Indian Idol 12 finale!
Lizzie pleading with Vyjayanthi to announce.
Vyjayanthi (grudgingly): A n m o l R a t a n wala award jaata hai
M a h i s a _ 2 2 ko!
Lizzie: Well we've had the Fastest sheep award, but we must acknowledge the slowest sheep also, no? The one who used to raise my B.P by not sending answers until deadline was almost up!
Shibani: Yeah, and make grit my teeth in frustration at how many times I would have to redo the calculations!
Nargis: Intezar aap log kya jano! Intezar toh maine kiya hai ga gaake, kaleja phaad phaadke.
Sings *Aaja re, ab mera dil pukara*
Aur aisa intezar karva karvaake aapka bura haal karne ke liye aap log inko award bhi de rahe ho?
Khair, ye lo tumhaara award: B a b u j i d h e e r e c h a l n a award goes to
D i s c o D h o k l a !!!
Shibani (wearily): Can we get this super slow train to move now?
Lizzie (hurriedly): And the next award...
Sadhna: Wait you're announcing the next award without me? When you had me in an important question in Round 2 and I was leading with Dilip Saab in Round 5?
Lizzie (resignedly): Okay, Sadhnaji, you give the next award!
Sadhna: (smiling and adjusting her bangs) Waise I had good chemistry with almost all leading men I worked with, and Shammi Kapoor was a particular favorite. Unki ek picture aayi thi, Professor. Main toh nahi thi ussme, par iss game mein bhi ek P r o f e s s o r hai jinhe iss Retro theme ke baare mein bohot jaankari hai, aur Sheep game ke baare mein bhi. Matlab ekdum pukka khiladi!
Aur woh hai
Z e s t y Z e n i a Z e t a s !!!
A voice interrupts from the background: Agla award main hee announce karoongi kyonki mujhe kuch saabit karna hai.
Meena Kumari enters.
Meena Kumari: Logon ne mujhe aur Dilip saab ko aise hee Tragedy King aur Queen ka title de diya. Humne toh nahi maange ye title! Aisa label lag jane se kya hota hai, ye humse poocho! Humari comedy picture dekhi hai kisine?
(eyes flashing angrily at Shibu) Tumne Kohinoor dekhi hai?
Poor Shibani shakes her head vigorously.
Meena Kumari (angrily): Of course nahi dekhi! Mujhe ek do picture mein rote huye dekha hoga, aur bass de diya title!
Par ye sheep aisa nahi hai. Ye sach mein ye award ke layak hai kyonki ye Azaad pancchi ki tarah hai. Iski soch ekdum alag hai, ye sachmuch nirala hai. Bilkul jaise Dilip Saab A z a a d picture mein the!
Woh hai
B i g g b o s s 1 5
Saira Banu: Aiyya! Mere picture, Padosan ko points mile, behad khushi hai mujhe! Par ab batao main kya announce karoon? (looks keenly at write-up)
Hmm, ye bhi mera hee picture hai! Aur iske gaane bhi bade superhit huye the!
Iss Sheep game mein bhi aisa ek bhed hai jo sabse layak hai iss award ka, jo theme ke baare mein aur jaankari paana chahte the, aur sabse zyaada utsuk the!
Aur ye S h a g i r d award jaata hai
t o u r n e s o l ko!!!
Lizzie: And now it's time to...
Nutan: And why was I so ignored in this game? None of my movies or songs got any attention! Ye kaisa game hai? Main nahi maanti iss game ko!
Lizzie (placatingly): Please Nutanji. Aap khafa mat hona! Main Dev Saab ko bula doon aapko manane? Woh gaana ga denge - Dekho rootha na karo?
Nutan (raising eyebrows): Dev ko bulane ki zaroorat nahi hai. Ye sheep ne mujhe nahi chuna toh kya hua? Inke bolne se kya hota hai?
Accha. Chalo bolo? Kya hai agla award?
B l u f f M a s t e r ?
Ye award toh in sabhi sheep ko milna chahiye inke answers ke liye!
\Lizzie: Nahi, Nutanji ye uss Sheep ke liye hai jo lagta kaccha khiladi hai, par phir baazi palat deta hai!
Nutan: Accha, matlab Dark Horse? Inse miliye, ye hain ...
M u j h e M a a r j a n e D o
Shibani (yawning widely): Are we done yet? Gotta get all my beauty zzzs back that I've lost making siggies and scoreboards for this game!
Lizzie: Hey, we have yet to acknowledge and award our two Golden sheep for Round 3! They haven't received their siggies!
Shibani: Oh yeah, 5 Rounds and only two Golden Sheep! Well done, you two!
You both win the P a r a s m a n i award!
C o o k e r m a i c h a n e
and
A n i s h a 0 6
Shibani: And with that we come to the end of our Awards presentation!
Lizzie: Not so fast. Don't you think we deserve an award too for hosting this game? For being together in this sheep journey, walking hand-in-hand (not literally) and losing sleep over the points, and goals and wrong tallies?
Shibani: Yeah, partner, we did good, didn't we? What award shall we give ourselves?
Lizzie: Well, in a Retro-themed way I would say H u m r a a h i but that is reserved for the two sheep who gave remarkably similar answers in each round! Almost as if they were telepathically tuned!
And they are
A n a m i k a 3 6 5
and
m d 4 1 0
Shibani: And there ends my dreams of getting an award!
We are done, throw your socks off, kick your shoes out, peace out, homies!
Waheeda Rehman: What's a homie?
Sadhna: You could google it?
Lizzie: Did we just bring them to our era?
Shibani: You did that couple of weeks ago. You brought the Golden Era of Hindi movies to our era, reminded us of our legacy and compelled people to watch old movies and songs, learn who debuted in what era. And just made people fall in love with the 50's and 60's all over again!
Lizzie: (looking proud): Ikr?
Shibani (deadpanning): By threatening to give them zero!
Lizzie (ignoring that last comment): Thank you all for participating! 
That's it from us until we're back with Season 2.
Muffled groans from Shibani in the background.
Lizzie (hurriedly): Or maybe not!
Dev, DK, Pran, Madhubala, RK, KK, Nutan etc all talking over one another:
Wait! What? Aise kaise? Ek hee season mein khatam kar diya???
Aur bohot kuch baaki hai!
YE NAINSAAFI HAI HAMARE SAATH!
I'm going to register a formal complaint!
Mere gaane toh aaye hee nahi iss season mein!
Aur mere!
Mujhpar toh item dancer ka label lag gaya! Ye kalank kaise mitaoongi???
Aur mujhe Dev se zyaada points kamane hain agli baar!
In your dreams, Dilip!!
Lizzie and Shibani hurriedly escape back into our time.
Ciao, folks!
Thanks for playing!!!!
Edited by LizzieBennet - 2 years ago
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