This is a fun post. No offense to anyone
Five days after fatejo marrisge
Fateh ki pitai
Shubh muhurat: amavasya - the dark nite
Tejo got tired of his tantrums and obsession for jasmin. She decided to teach him a lesson. Fateh was sitting on the bed with his phone in hand searching something. Tejo brought milk and danda with her. Only one item. Fateh didnt notice. She put it aside slowly asked him sweetly
Tejo apko dudh chahiye
Fateh angrily : nehin
Tejo : pilo na dadi ney bhijwaya
Fateh sarcastic : thik hai . Do : and snatched the glass from her hands
Tejo : phone main kya dekh rehey ho
Fateh: tips ley raha hun
Tejo : kis chiz ka
Fateh : biwi ko kaisey ghaib karna - chuckled sarcastically
Tejo now flaring mode walked away quietly.
Fateh : bahar so rehi hai kya ?? Acha hai . Aaj pura kamra mera . No reply from tejo
Tejo walks in a while with a covered trolley.
Fateh : kya kar rehi ho
Tejo ; khana pekaney ka dil kar reha hai. Kuch saman layi hun
Fateh : gas stove nehin hai yahan
Tejo : bina gas key chaley ga
Fateh ; pagal ho kya
Tejo : ha na tere saat shadi karney key baad
Fateh : kya saman lai ho dikhao
Tejo ; pehle saman test karna padega key kitna strong hai
Fateh : matlab
Tejo : abhi dikhati hun
First item : chakla
Tejo threw it on fateh. Hit his head. Then followed by belna . Two hard blows. He fell from bed
Next item : jadhu
He was lying on the floor she hit him until it broke.
Next item : danda : hit until broke
Next item : her sandals . Hit until heels broke
Next item ; fatehs shoes hit until the shoes torn
Next item : umbrella : hit until broke
Next item ; pocha ; hit until broke
Pathak pethuk pathak pethuk . Sounds of beating could be heard clearly from outside their bedroom door
Fateh screaming tejo as well. One screaming in anguish pain. The other with anger
Surprisingly no one came to see them though could hesr them. Virks watching tv in living room
All smiling to each other in embarrasment
Well newly wedded behind close doors making noises what does that indicate??
Virks taught they were making out and all were happy . Amrik and mahi were a little puzzled
Everyone said goodnite. Dada went to his room window to decide his great grandsons name.
Dadi opens her cupboard. Takes out knitting equipments. Starts knitting sweater for her great grandson
Mama papa virk in their room .
Mama vitk : o ji munda hoga kudi. Menu tah kudi pasand hai
Papa virk : munda hi hoga
Mama virk ; kyun ji
Papa virk : electiom dey vich merey naal kheda hoga.
Mama virk .: irrk tey boxer vi
Papa virk. International boxer benaunga . Jidhon fatey jauga training vaste teh tejo nu vi saath bhejna
Mama virk : irrk. Kyun ji
Papa virk ; pedha hon to pehla training shuru
Mama virk confused . Just smiled akwardly and went to bed thinking. Is buddhey ka kuch nehin ho sakta.
Amrik in his room. Calling fatehs friend
Oi tenu peta bhabi aur bhai kamrey sey ajeeb ajjeb awazein nikal rehey hain
Friend : oi neyi neyi shadi hui hai . Chalta hai yaar. Unko enjoy karney dey. Chill yaara
Amrik : arey jasmin bhabhi da ki hoga phir
Friend : o kuch nehin yaara. O vi shadi karkey chill karegi . Tu fikar na kar. Everything is fair in shadi. Tu soja tey menu vi soney dey. Good nite
Amrik still puzzled but went to sleep quietly
Mahi lying on her bed thinking
Munda hoga kudi
Rabba kudi hove toh changa
Tejo bhabi pey jaigi. Sweet and strong
Teh menu vi choti niece mil jugi. Cute like me
She woke up start scrolling her phone for online shopping
Huney tho shopping shuru kardeti hun
Teh naam hoga fatejo .
Mahi decided the name fatejo for her niece
Bhua fufa ji very happy. Both decided go to gurdwara to do give out mithai next morning
Nimmo still wondering. Her husband said to sleep
She said a while
She waited for him to doze off then walked to fatejo room. Sounds can still be heard
Irrk. Dadi was sitting on a chair on the way to fatejo room like practically guarding them so no disturbance. She was the most excited one. Already knitted two sweaters third on the go
Nimmo : ap soye nehin
Dadi ; apkey intezar mey.
Nimmo : apko kaisey peta
Dadi: tu busybody character hai . Pura punjab janta hai
Nimmo : irrrkk. mey to sirf dekhney ayii thi key ,,,
Dadi interrupted ; jakey soja ; das mahinon baad ana
Nimmo : irrk. Kyun
Dadi : mere par potey nu shagan den vastey. Chalo jao
Nimmo put in reverse gear and went back to her room
All lights switched off in virks mansion except fatejo room
Sounds went on whole nite.
Next morning
Dadi in her room . Ten sweaters ready. . Didnt sleep whole nite. Showing them to dada
Mama virk in kitchen special nashta for fatejo after all the energy they released last nite
Ghee wali parothi for fateh . To boost energy
Badam kaeser milk for tejo. Gives strength for womb and child production
Papa virk very happy. Said add ghee parothi for tejo also. And said to order for fateh one litre ox milk daily. Akhir boxer jo paedha karna hai
Bhua fufaji bought
20 kilo moti choor laddoo jelebi and pedhey distributed to gurdwara and beat the drums on junior virk coming soon fufa ji said
Dono legey rehey puri raat. Kam sey kam das mahiney dey vich confirm bacha hojuga. Guarantee huney toh lelo stamp duty lega key
Sandhus were present there. Puzzled but excited
News travel to jasmin in her room . SHE FAINTED
Fatejo didnt come out of the room the next day
Slept whole day
One tired of getting beaten
The other tired of beating
Virks said no problem ji . Children got tired. Didnt sleep whole nite. Let them rest
Nimmo as usual wants to check but dadi as bodyguard in front of ther room. Irrk. Twenty sweaters are ready by the way
Next day afternoon only they came out of their room
Fateh wore blue long sleeve kurta pyjama to cover his wounds. Tejo was glowing. A pleasant smile on her face
Sari kesar nikaldi nutcase key uper after what she went through
Mama papa bua fufa dada and
mahi all smiling shyly
Mahi hold fatejo hands and pull them to dining table
Bhai bhabhi itni energy nikal ney baad uper sey kal pura din kamrey sey na bahar nekel key baad bhook to bahut legi hogi na.
Fatejo looking at one another. IN KO PETA HAI KYA
fateh embarassed. Wished mother earth could swallow him. Beaten badly by wife. Thinking
Iss kambakt ney mujhey muh dikhaney like nehin choda
Mama virk
Ao bachon nutritious khana tum dono key liye aaj se
Fatejo confused
Papa virk
Fateh bhes ka doodh pina shuru kardey.aaj sey
Fatejo confused
Fateh getting more embarassed. They all want me to get beaten daily or what ?? Oh god what a crazy family
Fufaji
Oi no problem ji apna munda jabru jawan hai. Naturally talented.
Fateh confused. Yeh fufaji kya bol rehey hain
Now the actual bomb drops
Dadi comes with twemty five sweaters . Shows fatejo
Says
Bachon ap dono ko pasand aayi
Tejo ;; yeh kis key liye hain dadi
Dadi ; tumharey bachey key liye aur kis key liye
Tejo. shocked
Fateh FAINTED
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