Sairat SS: Bhago Bhago... Bhoot aya!!! (Part 2 updated, page-4) - Page 3

(Part-1) 

(Chavhan Niwas) 

Virat: mujhe nahi pata kaku

Kaku: arre aise kaise nahi pata? Tumhaari hi biwi haina, ab kya wo tumhari bhi nahi sunti? Upar se besharam apne kaka sasur ka naam le rhi thi

Ashwini: Aru badaa, kai chalto hai? Sai teri help kar rhi thi na project me fir ye sab kaise? 

Pakhi: tum log sab ko pareshan karne ka ek mauka nahi chodte na? 

Aryan: oh hello, mami ne mujhse sawal pucha hai na toh mujhe jawab toh dene do kyu faltu me judge ban rahi ho

Mansi: Aryan aise baat krte hai apni bhabhi se

Sam: aai wo galat bhi toh nahi hai, faltu me agar tukka maregi toh sunna toh padega hi, arre mami ki baat ka jawab dene ka mauka toh do usko lekin nahi shuru kar dia tippadi dena, Aru tu bol kya hua

(Karishma screams) 

Sam: ye toh Sai ke sath uske room me thi na, kahin Sai ne.. Chalo uppar

(In Sai's room) 

Sai: nahi chalega, ye sab nahi chalega

Mohit: kya hua Karishma, chikhi kyu? 

Karishma: dekho na Sai bhabhi kaise admi ki awaaz me bol rahi hai

Kaku: aye ladki ye ky.. 

Sai (in male voice) : Bhavani!! Ved lag li kaye tujha? Dimag fir gya hai tera? Apne pati se uchi awaz me baat kar rahi hai? Mere jane ke baad teri manmani bohot badh gyi hai

Ninad: Sai ye kya natak hai, dada ki awaz me

Sai: aye Ninad apne bade bhai ko nahi pehchana tune? Nagesh Chavhan naam hai mera, aur ab agar kisi ne mujhse badtameezi ki toh mujhse bura koi nahi hoga

Aryan: sorry sorry mamu galti ho gyi thi mujhse aur Sai bhabhi se lekin aap plz abhi wapas chale jao, warna sab mil kar meri band baja denge

Nagesh: chi chi chi, Mansi ye kya hai tere bete ki bhasha dekhi hai tune aise baat karte hai humare ghar ke mard? Aur tu sun chote Chetan teri galti mere liye vardan hai aur ab main tab tak nahi jaunga jab tak sab thik nahi kar deta.. Tum sab ne mere jate hi bohot manmani ki hai hai lekin ab bass ab sirf wahi hoga jo Nagesh Chavhan kahega (Sai faints) 

Sam: sab log zara niche chalte hai 

(Downstairs) 

Sam: Aryan

Aryan: actually Sai bhabhi aur maine koi assignment ya natak nahi kia, balki mere room me hum ouija board pr game khel rahe the, atma bulane ka game

Mohit: arre pr kyu? 

Aru: wo aaj jo hua, jaise Virat dada ne bhabhi ko danta iss Pakhi ki wjah se, mujhe bohot gussa aya toh maine hi Sai bhabhi ko ye game suggest kia, taki mamu ko bula sake, kyuki agar wo hote toh majal thi ki koi aise baat karta ya (slightly looking at Pakhi) koi galat irado ke sath iss ghar me reh sakta

Virat: ho gya? Sari kahani khatam hui? Tumhe lagta hai mai iss bakwas pr bharosa karunga? 

Aryan: bharosa krna na krna apki marzi, ab apke bharose ke liye mai yoga camp me toh chala nahi jaunga ki waha jau maturity ka certificate lau tab apka bharosa jeetu, waise bhi ab aap gharwalo se jada baharwalo pr vishwas karte ho toh karo, aap sab ko maine sach bata dia hai, jisko manna ho mano nahi manna ho toh chaddar taan kr so jao kyuki mamu khud manwa lenge, main chala sone, good night

(Later in night) 

Sonali: vahini jis vishwas se Aru baat kar raha tha mujhe nahi lagta wo natak kar raha tha

Ninad: ha aur wo ladki bhi dada ki awaz me hi baat kar rahi thi, shayad ye natak nahi hai

Kaku: mujhe bhi yahi lag raha hai, ye wapas aa gye hai

(In guestroom) 

Virat: Pakhi tum yaha? 

Pakhi: ha wo ye haldi wala dhudh, mujhe laga tum pareshan hoge toh issi liye

Virat: thanks

Pakhi: tum yaha guestroom me so paoge na? 

Virat: ha aai Sai ke sath hai uska khyaal rakhne ke liye, main bhi manage kar lunga

Pakhi: Virat tumhe kya lagta hai kya sach me Sai ke uppar ..I mean Nagesh mama ji ki atma

Virat: pata nahi Pakhi, but jo bhi hai sach ya natak I don't want Sai to get hurt

Pakhi (with her all time same no expression wale expression ke sath) : tum so jao, mai bhi chalti hu 

(In Aryan's room) 

Sam: kya baat hai mere sher kya kamal acting ki, apko manna ho toh mano, arre main toh ek minute ke liye chakme me aa gya ki kahi sach toh nahi keh raha, aur apni Sai uff usne toh aaj sare award hi jeet liye

Mohit: sach me kya acting ki kaka saheb ki, aur awaaz wala twist toh humne plan bhi nahi kia tha lekin kya sahi awaz badli unhone, lekin unko pata kaise chala ki kaka saheb ki awaz kaisi thi? 

Sam: arre usko maine hamare kuch purane family videos dikhaye the mama ji ke style aur attitude ko dikhane ke liye wahi se usne awaz ka bhi copy kar lia hoga, waise ab maza ayega jab Sai nahi nahi Nagesh Chavhan ji sabki band bajayenge, good work chote

Mohit: oye chote, kyu chup hai itna? 

Aryan: nahi wo mai soch raha tha ki ap log mujhe sab credit mat do, ap dono ka bhi mazor part raha hai iss natak me, ye plan Jeeva dada ka tha ki bhabhi mamu banke sabko sabak sikhaye aur ye kahani Mohit dada ne banai ki atma bulai aur wo ouijha board aur sab kuch, toh akele mujhe mat blame I mean credit do aap log, please

Mohit: arre hamara chote, bhaiyo se credit share kar raha hai

Aru(in mind) : credit nahi blame share kar raha hu, taki kal jab sach samne aye toh ap log mujhe pito nahi, lekin main janta hu jab inko pata chalega ki maine aur bhabhi ne sach me spirit calling ki hai aur wo actually me possessed ho gyi hai toh jin hatho se aaj shabashi di hai ussi se kal gaal laal karenge mera, bappa vajva le malla, help me and Sai bhabhi... 

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(Precap) 

Sai: aur tu Samrat ki baiko, jab dekho tab badi mami chai, ye lijiye chai, chai, chai, chai, arre itni chai toh Asam me nahi hoti hai jitni tune gharwalo ke pait me dal di hai.. Aur tu meri tasveer ko itna ghoorti kyu hai? Meri sone ki mala pr nazar hai kya teri? 

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Amazing 

Continue soon please 

Omg I simply loved it 

So sai is really possessed 

I love this sammohyan bonding and them doing this for sai 

Acha sabak sikhavoo kaka saheb inn mental gang ko 

Waiting for next update 

Awesome..Continue please

Wow.. 

Nice team Samrat, Mohit, Aryan, Sai.. 

Looking forward for more of this fun. 

Hahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kya solid update thi

Nagesh chavan in action

Precap has me in splits... 

Update soon

Chapter 2: Ghumnam hai koi

Bhavaniiii

(Whole Chavhan mension echoed) 

(Everyone comes there) 

Kaku: Sai ye kya badtameezi hai? Himmat kaise hui teri mera naam lene ki? 

Sai(angry male voice) : Bhavani!! Awaz aur ankhe niche kar, aur tumhari himmat kaise hui apne pati se aise bat karne ki? Aur ye kya mere jate hi iss ghar ki bahuo se sari sharam laaz chali gyi hai kya? Kisine bhi sir pr pallu kyu nahi lia hai? 

(With this sab bahu apne sir par pallu rakh leti hai) 

Sai: Bhavani, bohot samay ho gya hai tere hath ka khana khaye, aaj sab ke liye khana tum banaogi

Kaku: mai? 

Sai: ha kyu ? Bhul gyi kya ki khana kaise banta hai? Hmmm.. Samjh gya, mere jane ke baad sabne bohot sir chada dia haina tumhe, isi liye ab bas kaam karwana ata hai, karna nahi, kyu? 

Kaku: nahi aisa nahi hai, aap bataye kya khayenge? 

Sai: kotimbir wadi, thali peeth, kanda pohe, batata vada, bakrwadi, ye sab nashte me aur dopeher ke khane me masur daal, paav bhaji, jhan-jhani bisal, pulao, phulka roti, aur meethe me badam kheer, besan ke laddoo aur gajar ka halwa, aur sham ka baad me batata hu

Karishma: itna sab aap khayengi sai bhabhi? 

Sai: aye Mohit ki baiko, abhi abhi bataya na mai Nagesh Chavhan hu, iss Virat ki baiko nahi, samjh nahi ata kya? Sonali samjha apni bahu ko, waise bhi din bhar idhar udhar titli ban kr udti rehti hai, idhar ki baat udhar karti hai, mar gya hu lekin sabki khabar rakhta hu

Sonali: Karishma gappa vas!! 

Kaku: aho ye sab mai akele banaungi? 

Sai: nahi nahi, apke liye abhi dus bees naukar bulvaye hai unko hukum krna, akele banaungi?? Kyu pehle bhi banati thi na toh ab? Lekin fir bhi ab bhudhi ho gyi ho, samajh gya mai, ye Mohit ki baiko sabji kategi aur ye Samrat ki baiko ye masale kutegi.. Aur ha ye apne samay ke asan tarike wale mixer grinder me nahi, hamare ghar ke sil batte par, samjhla? 

Pakhi: pr Sai, mtlb Bade Mama, sil batte pr itna sara masala mai akele kaise peesungi? 

Sai: kyu tumhare hath itne najuk hai kya? Din bhar bas Kaku chai, ye lijiye chai, pijiye chai, chai, chai, chai, arre itni chai toh Assam me nahi hogi jitni tune gharwalo ke pait me daal di hai, aur ha tu kyu din bhar meri tasweer ko ye badi badi ankhe kr ke dekhti hai, mera motiyo ka haar churana chahti hai, hunh? Kyu Bhavani kaisi bahu layi hai tu mere Samrat ke liye? Jisko ek kaam nahi ata

Kaku: nahi nahi ye pisegi masale, Patralekha kya badtameezi hai ye, ek kaam nahi karna tumhe, chalo chup chap rasoi me, karishma tu bhi chal

Sai: Aur tum dono, Ashwini aur Sonali, tum dono ke mard toh pura din sofe pr nikammo ki tarah pade rehte hai aur tum dono bhi bas unki sewa me lagi rehti ho, ghar me saaf safai hai ya nahi usse kuch lena dena nahi hai kisi ko haina? 

Ash/Sona: nahi dada saheb

Sai: bas bas, jao aur dono log pura ghar ache se saaf karo... Aur tum dono, Ninad aur Omkar, Mansi aur Shivani ke sath mere Study me jao, aaj sabki khabar lunga mai, sab log Kamchor ho gye hai

Ninu/Omi: ho dada

(Only, Sam, Mohit, Aryan and Virat was there) 

Sai: Virat, tu police me gya hai? 

Virat: ho kaka, sai, sai kaka, kaka sai, matlab ho ho

Sai: tere jaise police wale hone lage toh ho gya desh ka satyanash.. Aree tere ghar me kya hota hai tujhe pata nahi chalta aur chalta bhi hai toh bhi tu kya hi karta hai, toh tu bahar doshiyo ko kya pakad pata hoga

Virat: aisa nah.. 

Sai: gappa bas!! Ashisht mulga, beech me bolta hai, ye sikhaya tha maine ki bado ki baat kaat, aree tujhe toh teri wo badtameez, akhad baiko hi thik hai kum se kum sahi ke liye bolti toh hai, lekin ha wo bhi kum nahi shadi ho gyi hai lekin akal nahi ayi, ghar ka koi niyam nahi manti, aur tu usko bhi samjha aur khud bhi dimag istemal kia kar, wrna rakhe rakhe chiti chadh jayegi uspr, ab jaa taiyar ho, kya pura din ghar pr hi pada rahega apne baap jaise? 

(Virat left) 

Sai: Samrat Salukhe, army ka honhar jawan, jo ab ghar pr hi baitha rehta hai, aage kuch karne ka socha hai ya apne dono mama aur ye Mohit ke jaise ghar pr baith ke ghar ki ite ginne ka irada hai puri zindagi? Aree tere baba Madhukar Salukhe kitne mehnati aur kartavya nisht the, aur beta naukari chode baitha hai pension ke bharose pr, kuch kaam kar aur apne iss chikne ghade jaise bhai Mohit ko bhi samjha ki kaam dhandha kare, sab ke sab milke mere naam kharab kar rahe hai.. Aur tu chota Salukhe, atma bulane ki jagah gyan bula apni khopdi me

Aryan: ho mama

(Now Samrat, Virat and Mohit was convinced ki Sai sach me possessed ho chuki hai wrna wo kabhi ye sab na bolti) 

(Aryan's room) 

Samrat: Aryan almari se niche utar wrna jada marunga

Aryan: nahi nahi utar raha mai, maroge toh waise bhi

Mohit: mare nahi toh kya tarif kare, oh ha wo toh kal kar chuke hai, aur tu besharam credit bhi le raha tha

Aryan: haww!! Jhuthe, maine kab credit lia ulta bola tha ki sara plan hum teeno ka tha, aap dono ka bhi contribution tha usme

Sam: lekin plan nkli atma ka natak karne ka tha, asli atma ke sath nashta karne ka nahi

(Suddenly someone comes there) 

Virat: what!!?? 

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(Precap) 

Virat: ek baar ye sab over hone do, tum teeno aur khas kr Sai ko chodunga nahi

Aru: ek second dada, apko hume jo bolna hai bol lo lekin Sai bhabhi ko datne ki sochna bhi mat

Sam: exactly agar usse kuch bolne ki sochi bhi na toh humse bura koi nahi hoga

Mohit: bhulo mat, unke teen teen bhai hai yaha unke liye

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Omg this is awesome 

Kya watt solid BBB kiya sai as kaku saheb 

Waiseh virat ko abhi bhi doubt hai kya whether sai possessed or not 

Precap is awesome hayeee sais three brothers , how protective they are Virat beta bachke rahna 😆

do continue soon

Wow! Super. Enjoyed a lot. Sai is possessed and scaring everyone 🤣. Pakhi won't be spared either. 

Originally posted by: fatssrilanka

Wow! Super. Enjoyed a lot. Sai is possessed and scaring everyone 🤣. Very hilarious 🤣. Nagesh Chavan giving orders to everyone including his wife Bhavani🤣🤣