Okay, this is another random one between Naman and his mother...
The Thappad
Naman was rubbing his cheek... Just moments ago, he had received yet another demo of his mother's special love in the form of yet another tight slap on his cheek when he was about to attack her under the influence of Prathamayan Mantra...
"Kya Amma!! Itni zor se koi maarta hai kya? Abhi tak gaal jal raha hai humara" He said while rubbing his cheek to ease the stinging sensation. "Sach bataye to tumhara ye haath Sunny Paji ke dhai kilo ke haath ko bhi maat de sakta hai!!"
"Kya bak raha hai nalayak?" Guruma lashed out at him...
"Sachhi main amma... Tumhara ek thappad insan ko teeno lokon ke darshan ek baar main hi karwa sakta hai... Wo bhi free of cost!"
He went silent for a few minutes and then again spoke...
"Tumko pata hai Amma, tumhare thappad ke aage to CID ke inspector Daya ka world famous thappad bhi paani kam hai..."
"Itna achha laga to ek aur kha le."
"Arre nahi Amma... Kaisi baat kar rahi ho?" Naman was slightly scared. "Koi bhi cheez bhale hi sehat ke liye kitni bhi achhi kyon na ho, ek limit main hi khaani chahiye warna insan bimar pad jaata hai."
After a few seconds, he spoke once again...
"Waise tumko ek aur baat bataye kya?"
"Bina bole to tujhe chain aayega nahi..." Guruma was really irritated. "To bol jo bhi bolna hai!!"
"Itna gussa kaahe kar rahi ho? Jao humko nahi batana kuch bhi..."
"Haan to mat bata... Kisi ne tujhse kaha nahi hai bolne ke liye" Guruma's said. She was well aware that Naman won't keep quiet till he had spoken whatever nonsense he wanted to speak.
"Kya Amma?? Apne bete se koi aise baat karta hai kya? Ab to hum bolenge... Aur zarur bolenge."
"Pata tha mujhe... Tujhse bina bakwas kiye raha nahi jayega" Guruma was really angry now.
"Arre hum to bas ye keh rahe the ki tumhare thappad se zyada effective hathiyar aur koi nahi ho sakta. Agar hathiyaron ki effectiveness ki koi pareeksha hui na to ye Trivaar, Patal Ketki aur Jabakusum ka tel sab first division main pass honge par tumhara thappad distinction ke saath pass hoga!"
He stopped speaking on seeing his mother's angry expressions... But he couldn't remain silent for long and again started speaking...
"Waise Amma, hum soch rahe hain Sirjee se bole ki aapko bhi humari Reevavanshi team main as a 'Thappad Expert' rakh le. Ek thappad main saari Kaali Shaktiyon ko unki nani yaad aa jayegi..." Turning towards his mother he said,"Kyon Amma, kaisa idea hai?"
"Aur sabse pehla thappad tujhe hi padega..." Guruma was about to slap him once again. "Nalayak kahin ka!!"
"Arre Amma... Kya kar rahi ho? Maaf kar do hume..."
And he ran out of the room to escape his mother's anger...
Edited by Nikki_srk - 3 years ago
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