After having a sleepless night in his chalet because of all the mehnat he needed to do this week for being fair and pointing out each contestant's good/bad, a tired Bhai will appear on our screens wearing some odd homemade 'Being Human' apparels .
(Last week his jacket looked like a crumpled trash bag.
)
Rasim will be bashed for
questioning BB because questioning = calling unfair.
Sallu, the highest paid BB employee, will remind them that BB is their employer. So, whatever mental /physical harassment they are facing can't be questioned because they are being paid for this.
They will be asked to leave the show but because of the 2-crore clause Rasim won't get up from the couch and apologise. IF THEY LEAVE, MAHIRA WILL BE IN FINALE😵😵😵.
Sallu after feeling victorious will bash them left, right and centre.... Covertly threatening them that their careers will be destroyed. Oh, the film industry and the TV industry ke mafia are watching you.
then comes individual bashing
Asim will be bashed for
- Chow-Himanshi break up. Sallu who is famous for maltreating his GFs will give relationship gyaan.
- mixing pills in Arti's chai. How insensitive he is!! He didn't even ask her if she was okay after the task.
- will be bashed for poking Siddharth. ' Annoying af '
- showing fake concern for Arti and calling her weak.
- His jealousy for Paras will be exposed---- insecure ar awrrrr arrrrr rrrrr
Rashmi will be bashed for
- being an unfair sanchalak.
- emerging as a strong female who can handle paid media well and show BB his aukkat. Misogynist Bhai doesn't like this. Dumb doormats like Sana who can dance to the tunes of 'Saari- blouse' tracks are hailed as cute, natural, alag, hatt-ke.
- her apartment's tala-chaabi.
Sana
Bhai : A dumb question
Sana: The dumbest answer possible in the world
Launde Lapaades ( in the audience) :
Sallu feeling that his IQ is not that bad and there is some hope for him.
Feeling superior🥳
Siddharth
No questions... No arguments( Sk while shitting his pants)
Arti
Why don't you speak for yourself. Finale m nahi jana kya??/….. Blah Blah Blah
Rigging karni padegi tumhare liye fir se.
Paras
will be congratulated
- for being a mastermind/ an underdog and getting his TTF.
- reminding Rashmi that BB can't be questioned.
Pahira
will be given peace prize for not getting involved in yesterday's fight. Imagine, what would have happened if they had screeched. Mahira accepted her doom so gracefully and having no masla on not getting TTF.
Caller of the week
In our universe, paid caller who will bash Arti/Sana and remind them Sid's charity and that they are ehsaanfaramosh, maukaparast.
In an alternate universe
the unruly fan will bash Bhai for being a badtameez and will snatch his phone back.
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