YRHPK NAUTANKI - Gareeb hua Rajvansh parivaar part 3 pg 3 part 4 pg 4

This was the time when kuku got married recently and Meenu n kunal  were concentrating on mishbir these days...they had no time to attend office... their business suffered and eventually they got bankrupt....Abir decides to sell Jalebis through his NGO ....so that they can atleast earn something...😆

Concept by meen123

Contributed by meen123 cool_wonder and Onyourface.

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Part 1

Benba: Nidhi ...jalebi gol banao ...yeh kya hai...konsa aakaar hai yeh😏

Kuhu: haa aa car hi toh nahi Rahi ab...sab #kachra  Ho Gaya mera😬

Nidhi: Maddi re benba...gol gol nahi ban Rahi ...aap banao...aap gol gol karne mein expert ho😊

Abir: *intense*.....sab log jaldi jaldi haath chaalao...Shaam Ko order deliver karna hai😠

Kunal:.*dhoti mein*.... Bhai chini Kam pad Rahi hai.. chasni mein...kya Karun?🙄

Abhir: abe nanko, kal hi tho 5 kg sugar layatha market se

Kunal: yhe Sab mishti ne Kiya bhai...... Who rasgulle Banane le gayi

Meenu: who Mishti mere pariwaar Ko nahi chodegi.... Sugar bhi legayi dafood 

Kuhu: #allwaysmeddlesinmykaam 

Abir: Mishti ko bulana padega. Vo aisi cheeze zyada ache se handle karti hai☺️

Kunal:bhai aap muje batao na, mai dekh Lunga.. 🙄

Kuhu:# husband tum meri help karo. Oldie baaki dekh lega😊

Nidhi:*tere dekhna ka hi asar hai* koi idhar bharosa ke layak ni hai. Ben na jab tak khud dekh rahi thi tab tk sahi tha. Pata ni kaha Dhyan chala gaya dono maa bete ka😏

Kunal: bhai cheeni cheeni

Abir: cheeni Kam pad gayi to me kya karu...bhai mujhe Sambhal ne do ....mujhe Sambhal ne do.... bewakoof kahin ka....voh paise jo Mishti Ko us din chod mein aake lautane Ko bole the na...vo vapas le k aa.jaaa...naak ragad k 

Kunal: 🙄

Abir: ek aur baar muh bigada na ...toh keech k Dunga...

Kunal: bhai muje ek mauka do please. 

Mishti: kisi ko maafi maang ne ki zaroorat ni hai. Kunal sirf tumhara bhai ni hai, meri kuhu ka husband bhi hai. 

*shares eye contact with kuhu*

Yaani meri family.. Or vaise bhi ye paise family ke hi hai na.. Family ke kaam aana chahiye. Mai Samaan le aayi hu already. Ye lo😊

Abir: thanks Mishti ...tum Abhi bhi meri pagal nalayak daffod family Ko support Karti ho....

Nanu: *also in dhoti*... gadheda...gutur hu Baad mein karna...jalebi k liye chasni banao ab...mere mehnat se khade kiye business ka kabada kar diya Meenu aur Kunal ne...

Kunal: lekin yeh sab mish...

Abir: *Kunal ka haath pakad k garam ghee mein daal ne ki koshish*....ek aur baar bola na...to jalebi k saath tera haath bhi fry hoga😕

Nanko: dekha maa.... Meine Mishti ke Karan mein whisper Kiya tha Jane mera secret baata diya

Meenu:.... Gadheda cheeni ke paise bhi misti Ko deaaya..... Ab uske rasgulle mere jelebi se accha Banega......mera pariwaar bikhar jayegaaa

Nidhi: been ba.... Meri uske rasgulle mein slat daal deti hun.....kisi Ko pata nahi chalega

Meenu: Abir ye kya kar rahe ho tum? Hey maa Ambe mere dono beto ke beech ke pyar ko kiski nazar lag gayi. 

Ye sab kaise ho gaya.mai tootungi ni, sab fir khada hoga

Abir: maa ap beech me mat boliye. Bachpan me nanko Ko haq se maara hai Maine. 

Kuhu: oldie kya kar rahe ho?  Abi tum iska haath jala doge to hum drive pe kaise jayenge. 

Nidhi :delivery dene kon jayega fir? 

Meenu: chuppp....ek dum chupppp....akal pe taala lagaya hai...to zuban pe bhi Laga lo....samjhi gayi😬

Kunal: maa dekho bhai mera haath  jaala ne ki koshish kar rahe hai....😲

Meenu: *slaps Kunal*....Abir jo kar Raha hai...karne do...aaj uske NGO k wajah se hi hum jee rahe hain😠

Kuhu: is sportscar ki toh ghar mein koi izzat hi nahi hai...kaha phas gayi kuhu😟

Nidhi : kuhu beta, tum benba se door rehna. Meri tarah rehna, pehle maafi maang lena. 😏

Kunal:maa mai ap dono ke chakkar me phas gaya,  sab ke hisaab se kiya,  thappad bhi mai khaungi. Kyu? 😐

Meenu:chup ho jao, biji baat

Kunal:mai chup nai rahungi.  Bhai ka jab mann krta hai chale jate, mai ruka aapke paas, hamesha.  Muje bhi chale jana chahiye... Jaane valo ko hi yaad kiya jata hai vaise bhi. Meri yaha kisi ko zaroorat ni hai. Chalo kuhu, Samaan bandho😕

Kuhu: kya ...main Kyun samaan Bandhu...Abir k saath hai ...toh Kam se kam jalebi to Bana Rahe hai....tumhare saath rehkar toh vo bhi nahi milega😬

Kunal: tumhe Apne sportscar pe bas itna hi Bharosa tha...yeh sab us mish...😐

Abir: mishti naii....Varna.....😠

Kunal: mishti nahi....yeh sab aap k wajah se hua hai bhai....ap hi pura din...nanko kar le shaadi kar le shaadi...kar le shaadi...kya halwa hai kyaa...aapke pass aur koi Kaam nahi hai?😓

Abir: aeee...aise bolega toh mein ghar chod k chala aunga...aur kabhi vapas nahi aunga😏

PART 2

Abir: aeee...aise bolega toh mein ghar chod k chala aunga...aur kabhi vapas nahi aunga😏

Kunal:🙄....jaie... jaie...vaise bhi ab ghar toh Raha nahi....toh chodne mein aasani hogi....khade kya hai jaie....statue nahi Kiya hai kisi ne ....jaoooo...

Abir: nanko ...mujhe rokega nahi?🤪

Kunal: Bachpan se dekh Raha Hun...Jaa te hai...2 4 photo kheech te hai...phir vapas aa jaate hai..sab log aapke Dewaane  ban jaate hai... ooooo...Banjara hai banjara hai Banjara hai....koi mere baare mein to socho jo ghar pe sab sambhalta hai.....pagal tha mein jo aapki stupid dhamki se shaadi kar li ....sahi kehte hai log...pagal hu mein...in Sab mein popat to mera hua na🙄

Meenu: hi Ambe maa....... Mere bete argue kar rahe hain ek dussre ke saath.......USS misstiii n usss chini ki waje se.....ab the dono, Mishti n Cheeni mere ghar mein... MEENAKSHI RAJVANSH ke ghar nahi aayenge get

Nidhi: mara madi re....... Cheeni Bina mein high tea kese piyungi Ben ba.....I don't likeess it 

Meenu: Nidhi....jaaoooo aur apna face dho kar aao...... Pariwaar ke liye itna karna padega

Kunal: maaa....baass....ye Sab USS Mis * he gives a side glance look at abhir to see his reaction... Abhir is gurraoing crushing his teeth*  * Kunal how his hand*

Kuhu: ...yhe sports car tho tuk tuk nikla #waste ........

Abhir: kya bola be nanko

Kunal:kuch nahi bhai ... mein extra cheeni laata Hun..... Phir raabdi bhi banyenge

Meenu: Ambe maa.......abh mein......Bina cheeni ki jeelebi n raabdi banoogi....aur mere family Ko bachaooungi....

Abir: kya cheeni k Bina Jalebi rabdi banaungi....toh kya dalengi namak?...chup karo aur Jo Mishti layi hai vo dalo... beggars can't be choosers🤨

Kunal: Enough.....bohot hua...Mishti ki cheeni padegi to main jalebi nahi banaunga.....😬

Abir: toh Jaa...Jaa k dance bar mein naach...🙄

Jugnu: ye idea Kahi Suna Suna lagta hai🤔

Nanu: gadhedha tune hi diya tha kuch din pehle😌

Meenu: yeh tum dono Ko kya ho Gaya hai...kitni abadhra bhasha mein vaartalaap kar rahe ho😣

Kunal: bas ...aaj main kisi ki nahi sunega😒

Abir: toh kaan bandh kar k kaam kar 😏

Kunal: maine sabke liye bohot kuch Kiya hai...pehle 2 saal Harvard Gaya...aapko pata hai US mein Rehna kitna difficult hota hai ..maa k theple aachar khakhra...sab miss Kiya maine...padai khatam hote hi Goron k saath internship...udhar koi baat karne layak nahi tha...pura din Kam Kam Kam...vapas India aaya to maa ne business me Laga diya....pura din report banvati Rehti hai mere se...kajal Laga k  tandav Karti hai mere sar pe....chalo vo bhi theek tha...Lekin shaadi....yeh sab aapki wajah se hua....aur aapne kya Kiya bhai...ek stupid sa app banaya....jisse aajtak tak sapan k alava koi track nahi huaaa....*breathing heavily*

Meenu: ......Kunal tum Apne bade bhai se aase nahi Baath kar sakte....mera pariwaarr ....Mishtiiiiiiii

Abhir: ......tu bola...abh meri Baath sun ....maawadiyooo....tere howard brain ne hamare family business Ko titanic ki tarah sink kar diyaa......USS tatanic mein jiis crack ke wajese titanic dubi thi na who crack tu hai....gadheda............ AP chupchaaap Mishti Ko rassgulla banane do

Kunal:  Bhai.......app ne mujhe titanic ka crack kaha.....abh mein cheeni extra lake barfi bhi banounga.....usss Mishti se bhi tasty.....

Abhir: Haan... Titanic mein 2 cracks the...tu who badaaaa wala hai naanko

Kunal

Nanu: nanko ... Abhir Ko challenge math kar....who tho meraaa neend mein bhi hoshiyaaar pota hai....

Kunal :aur mien.... Howard return....

Abhir: jaagte hue bhi Bakra baan ne wala mawadiyooo

Abir: aur vaise bhi maine kaha tha Howard Jaa...padai kar.. maa ka business join kar daffod...vo sab tune khud Kiya...ab Jata mat....😒...itna hi tha toh business thaap kaise padh Gaya...mujh pe aur Mishti pe concentrate karne ki jagah business pe karte toh yeh din nahi dekhna padta Hume...🙄...shaadi ka bhi tune hi idea diya tha...mujhe hospital mein kya bola tha tu...shaadi nahi Hui to bhaag jaunga ...uska kya😬...mere Naam pe bill mat phaad samjha...yede

Meenu: main Apne beton Ko ladte hue nahi dekh Sakti parul😟

Parul: *making Jalebis...not even looking at benba*....mujhse mat puchie kuch b... Maine mana Kiya tha Aisa sab mat kariye....aapne Suna kaha tha....ab dekho...hamari aukat mein koi farak nahi Raha😬

Meenu:😞. Thinks *paisa aur kajal na ho...toh yeh Parul jaise b sar pe nachne lagte Hain*...Ambe maa kuch to kripa karo

Kunal: bill toh kya ...aaj sab phaad Dunga 😥

Abir: nanko ...tujhe kya hua hai...😢

*Enters atul*

Atul: arey jhagdo mat...yeh lo dusri cheeni...Mai leke aaya😁

Everyone: paise kaha se aaye?😲

Atul: jis garba competition ka fui mazak udati h na...usme 3 baar first aaya tha mein.... prize k 3 lakh rupees h mere pass 😊

Kuhu: *thinks*.....3 lakh mein mera 3 baar make up aa jayega😁

Meenu: *thinks*....3 lakh mein mera 3 saal ka kajal aa jayega😁

Nidhi: *thinks*....3 lakh mein 10 12 saree to aa hi jayegi😁

Koslu: *thinks*....3 lakh...zyada nahi chahiye...300 rs  mein meri kangi aa jayegi😁

Jugnu: *thinks*....Wah yeh Atul bhai toh Kamal nikle...meri puncture ho gayi hai...thode paise maang leta hu😋

Kunal: *thinks*....3 lakh mein acha suit aur joote aa jayenge....is dhoti mein toh interview dene bhi nahi Jaa Sakta Kahi😐

Abir: *thinks*.....3 lakh se mein aur Mishti Goa bhaag sakte hai..😁.nahi...Lekin Mishti keh ti hai apno se bhaagna nahi chahiye.... atleast aane vale kuch din k liye NGO mein khana banane ki problem nahi hogi.. tab tak kuch sochne ka time mil jayega🙂

*They all run towards Atul*

Atul: 😟

PART 3

mishti: rukiye  sab......Maine teen lakh ka Acha option sujha hai. Hum use mutual fund me invest karenge,  jiska monthly dividend aata rahega,  hamare kharche nikalte rahenge...Kunal time iske baare me zyada pata hai, tum batao kon se fund me kare invest? 🙂

Atul:*bacha liya Mishti aapne*😄

Kunal:*muje idea kyu ni aaya. Yaha bhi isne chauka maar dia.. Ab bhai Mishti ka gungaan karenge*🤪

Nanu:haan gadheda, Teri harvard ki padhai ka pata chal jayega sabko. Mera poth.... I mean nati hai tu..... Dikha de sabko tu nalaayak ni hai... Bas gusse ka shikaar hai😊Sahi kaha Mishti beta, meenu ki yaad diladi  kaise usne ek ek paise jodke ye sab sambhala tha 🙂

Meenu:bapu ji ap sabne mera saath dia tha,  vaise saath mere parivaar ko aaj bhi chahiye☺️

Parul: aapko to sab isharo penaachne Vale chahiye. Jab very sab mana kare to aap dhamkayengi. 🤪

Nidhi: arey husbannnnd. Ye muchal  fund kya hai. Muje se chalta hai kya... Fir to Acha chalega kyuki yaha muh sabka Acha chalta hai🤪

*Dheesh dheesh dheesh *

Meenu: shut up Nidhi 😠

Abhir: awesome Mishtiiiiiiii........ par Mishti.... Mutual funds are subject to market risk

Kunal: check all the documents before investing....

Abhir: abee...add kya sunaraha hai...... Investment plans baata ..

Meenu:*Mishti ne four mara hai....mujhe abh 6 karna hi hogaaa*

Mishti: app kya sooch RAHE ho aunty....... Appke paas better idea hai

Nidhi: aye chup Mishti ...Ben ba ke paas idea nahi Vodafone hai..... Hai na been ba....

Meenu: .........

Kunal: bhai....AAP Ko mujh pe trust nahi hai.....app hamesha Mishti Ko trust karte ho..uski plan par what wha Bolte ho...

Kuhu: #roothluuuu

Kunal: kya kaha tumne? 

Kuhu: kya fark padta hai idea kiska hai. Is garibi se chutkara mile, hamara Dhyan vaha hona chahiye na.  Mai tumhe vapis suits me dekhna chahti hu sportscar

Abir: seekh kuch apni biwi se. Kitna pyar karti hai tuje?  Isko chod ke sab khyal rehta hai tuje? 

Kunal: bhai, aapko Mishti ke ilava kuch khyal ni rehta?  Ab aap se baat karna bekaar hai. Aapka time ud chala ud chala kar ke chal jata hai, mera ni chalega. ....Mishti Lao forms mai dekh lu ek baar.  

Kunal: *reading the form*.....yeh kya hai....yeh konsa form hai...isme likha hai 21 din mein paisa double....yeh kya ....Akshay Kumar se form leke aayi ho....aur niche kya likha hai.....Hein....*mutual fund sahi hai*... Yeh kya hai ?🤔

Abir: nanko Mishti be mat bhadak...mutual fund sahi hai.. .mein sahi karna chahta Hun mishti sahi Karti hai....mutual fund sahi hai😊

Kunal: aeee shut up yaar.....bas karo na apno yeh 2 rs ki line.. .😒

Abir: 😠 .. nanko....chup ho jaaaa...tu Janta nahi Abir intense hota hai toh kya karta hai ....😏

Kunal: ghar se bhaag jaata hai.... hahahaha.....ale le le le le....mein darr gaya.....mujhe kya Atul ki tarah useless and bewakoof samjha hai😆

Atul: *slaps Kunal*.....shaadi vale din...main Kam aaya tha *dheesh dheesh dheesh*......aur aaj bhi mein hi kaam aaya hu *dheesh dheesh dheesh*.....aur mein useless.....haa mein useless.....😠

Kuhu: kya kya Kya....shaadi vale din kya...konsa kaam?😟

Abir: *keeping his hand on Atul's shoulder*......kuch nahi kuhu....ab.aa...shaadi k kaam hote hai na...aa..jaise...bb..😬

Nanu: jaise sajavat karna😊

Jugnu: jaise mehmano ka swagat karna..😊.

Abir: haa yahi chote mote Kam...bas...😊*to Atul*...sun ae chotu...kisi Ko kuch b bataya na toh yeh 2.5 kilo ka haath Abhi to kandhe pe Rakha hai...Baad mein Gaal pe rakhna pad jayega...samajha?🙄

Atul: *removing Abir's hand *......mein aaj chup nahi rahunga....mujhe side mein rakh k mera use karte ho...fir side mein rakh dete ho.....main batata hi aapko kuhu bhabhi.....SHAADI MEIN GHODI PE MEIN AAYA THA!😌😊

Kuhu: Yeh kya bol raha hai sportscar?😬

Atul: Haa aur maine hi shaadi se pehle 'I love you' ka message bheja tha.😊

Kuhu: Matlab #husbandoftheyear Atul hai?

Abir: Yeh kuch bhi bol raha hai Kuhu. Tum iski mat suno. Lagta hai Dholi Taro Dhol Baje pe nachte nachte iske dimaag par dhol baj gaye. 🤪

Nidhi: Mere bete ki consult..😠

Kaushal: Consult nahi insult..insult☺️

Nidhi: Hussssbandd..main yaha nahi reh sakti. Mere bete ki koi izzat nahi hain yaha pe. Mai mayke jaa rahi hoon.

Kaushal: Mari Vali...tu chali jayegi toh Jasmeet ji se compete kon karega?

Nidhi: Mujhe koi complete vomplete nahi karni. Mai jaa rahi hoon.

Kuhu: Main bhi apne mayke jaa rahi hoon.

Kunal: What's wrong with you Atul? 

Atul: Dekho bhai. Mai humesha sideline ho jata hoon. Sabko sirf Kunal bhai ya fir Abir bhai ki padi hai. Agar unse nazar hate toh Mishti pe sabki nazar padti hai. 

Kunal: So what's the problem? Main aur Bhai hain hi itne important.

Atul: Haa, pagal khane ke important log ho aap sab. Ek hai fui... Bachpan se mujhe unke kajal se darr lagta tha...lekin ab unki halat dekho..hasi aati hai...ek hai Kunal bhai aap, jo upar se bilkul suited booted hain lekin parivaar walon ki izzat karni nahi aati...issliye Bhagwan ji ne bhi aapki izzat nahi ki...Pehna diya dhoti....HAHAHAHAH. 

Abir: yeh sab kya ho Raha hai....plz aapas me ladna bandh karo...plz....😔

Mishti: Abir tumne mujhe ye baat pehle Kyun nahi batati😬

Abir:kis muh se batata

Nidhi: khud ke...☺️

Meenu: 👀 *sees Nidhi*

Abir: Mishti tum bhaag gayi thi airport...yaar...vo heli nahi Hoti toh main kya karta...

Mishti: ab yeh heli kon hai

Abir: *gets an idea to make her jealous*...hai ek bohot beautiful...meri dost... fashionista.... celebrity...

Nidhi:Lekin in mein se heli kon hai...dost?... celebrity?... fashionista?

Meenu: 👀 *sees Nidhi*

Mishti: yeh saari baatein chupa ke Kyun Rakhi thi

Nidhi:*starts singing*... heli re heli....kya hai ye Paheli...Aisa vaisa kuchh kyu hota hai saheli......

Meenu:  👀 *sees Nidhi*

Nidhi: benba Gaana hai.... yaadein picture... Hrithik Roshan...Kareena Kapoor... Jackie Shroff.....aa..

Meenu: NIDHIIIIIII😠

Kuhu: chup karo sab log...yahan bhi meri limelight le Rahi hai tu Mishti...yahan meri shaadi ki baat hi Rahi hai ...samjhi....ye sab kya hai Kunal

PART 4

Atul: Chup ho jao. Limelight toh sab mera le lete hain. Yaha meri importance ki baat ho rahi thi.

Abir: Atul dekh. Teri baat baadmein karte hain. Raita bohot fail chuka hain.

Kunal: Haan Kuhu,. mai bhaag gaya tha. Mujhe shaadi karni nahi thi. Aur yeh sab Mishti...

Abir: Savdhaan. Aage ek shabdh bhi bola na toh main bhul jaunga ki tu mera Nanko hain.

Kuhu: Yeh sab sunne se acha hota meri shaadi Atul se hi ho jati. Hastag Kuhul

Atul: Yikes! Yeh sab natak band karo sab. Mujhe aise ghut ghut ke nahi rehna yaha. Main apne 3 lakh lekar Mumbai jaa raha hoon. 

Nanu: Yo bro! Mumbai kyun jaa raha hain?

Atul: Vaha jaake auditions doonga. Yaha baithe Kunal aur Abir bhai ke peeche sideline hone se better hain vaha kissi actor ke piche side role kar loon. *starts walking out*

Nidhi: Arey Mara Madi Re! Koi roko mere bete ko!

Meenu thinking: Arey yeh chala gaya toh mere kajal ka kharcha kaise uthaongi?

Kuhu thinking: Mera ex hone wala pati sachhi mein real sportscar hain-paise hain, actor banega.

Nidhi: ATULLLLLLL

Kaushal: Mari vali...tension kyun le rahi hain?...Humare ghar ke beto ki aadat hain...kuch dino ke liye bahar jaate hain phir vapas chale aate hain. Dekhna tumhara beta bhi aajayega. Vaha jab raste par sona padega tab yaad ayegi usko humari.

Meenu: Bilkul sahi kaha Koslu.

Kuhu: Atul ruk jao. Main tumhare saath Mumbai chalungi.

Meenu: Hey Ambe Maa, mere ek bete ka Maheshwaris ki ek ladki se peecha choota. Ab uss Mishti ko thikane lagana padega.

Nidhi: Husssbannnddd mujhe 10 kajal pencil chahiye.

Kaushal: Mari vali itna sara kyun?

Nidhi: Mujhe BenBa jaise kajal lagana hain. Benba toh 10 pencils ek hi din mein khatam kar deti hain. Mujhe bhi karna hai.

Kaushal buys her eyepencils.

Nidhi (dressed up like BenBa): Kuhu vahu, aaiya aao. 

Kuhu: Ji Mummy.

Nidhi tries to widen her eyes and stare like Meenu.

Kuhu starts laughing.

Kuhu: Yeh kya hai Mummy? Aap dragon lag rahi hain.

Nidhi *starts crying*: Dragon? Kya bola? Atullll, main mayke jaa rahi hoon.

Atul: Kya hai Kuhu, ab Maa ko mayke kaun le jayega?

Kuhu: Par Atul, wih kitni funny lag rahi hai. Hastag Dragon Bhabhi Ki Dragon Nidhi

*Nidhi comes out of her dream*

Nidhi: nahi nahi....yeh to ananrth ho jayega....Ben ba jee te jee maar dalegi Hume...... nahiiiiiiiiiiii😯

Koslu: kya hua?😬

Nidhi: kuhu Atul k saath nahi bhaag Sakti ....roko roko...koi roko😮

Koslu: arey Sapna dekha tune😏

Kuhu: exactly...Mai yeh duplicate k saath kyu jau....Kunal mujhe sach sach batao...kya baat hai....varnaaaaa😠

*Enters BP*

BP: kisi Ko kahin Jane ki zarurat nahi hai....Mai yahan sabko Lene aaya hoon....Yashpal ji aap sab hamare ghar chaliye😊

Meenu: Lekin mein nahi chalungi.... 🤨

Meenu:maaf kijiye, vishambhar ji. Mere parivaar ko kisi ki madad ki zaroorat ni. Hum apni bahu ke maayke aa kar rahe, ye muje manzoor ni. Aapne hamare baare me socha uske liya dhanyavaad 

BP: meenakshi ji,  meri baat suniye. Hum jaante hai aap swabhimaani hai.  Apno se madad lena samajdhaari hoti hai. Aap apne pita ke baare me sochiye. 

Nanu: *par mai to teenager hu*

Meenu:kuhu apne maayke jana chahti hai, mai ni rokungi. Par hum ni aayenge. 

BM: aap galat mat samjhi ye. Hum aapke dukh ke samay ka bhagidar banna chahte. Mana mat kijiye. 

Meenu: **Agar mein..meenakshi raajvansh...Maheshwari house gayi, tho mein na hi 4 marr paungi na hi 6....lekin aagar yaahan rahi thoooooo**..

Abhir: **Doing bhangaar within his heart**....maa..maan jayiyee..........kab tak atul pe aur muj pe depend karengi........hum Maheshwari house mein rahenge

Kunal: Magar Bhai..wwaahaan Mishti bhi hogi....aur yhe saab...

Abhir: Tu phir Bola..... Ek aur baar bol....phir jis Titanic ka reference diya tha na.......usi ki tarah dubaadunga tujhe....bada wala scratch kahika...

Kuhu: #BWS..........baada wala scratch...

Kunal: Kuhu..tum kiski party mein hooo......mere ya bhai ke ........

Kuhu: problem yahi hai na kunal....mein kisibhi bhi Party mein nahi hun ..mujhko laga sports car se saadi ke baad mein page 3 parties attend karoon gi, mera photo News paper page 3 mein chapega...Kuhu Rajvansh......magar saab...#floopshow

Meenu: vishambhar ji...maine keh diya na....Hume aap ki meherbani ki avashayakta nahi hai....aaj bhi mere parivaar mein aur uski Ekta mein itni takaat hai ki sone k mehal khade kar sake🙂😑

Atul: 🤭...ummm...ummm.. hahahahaha..Jeb mein 300 bhi nahi aur sone k Mahal😂...ab mein Sabse Amir Rajvansh hu...mere pass 3 lakh hai....Ekta konsi Ekta....ekta nahi fui...*ek THA*.....aapka beta *ek THA*....vo bhi Gaya....😂

Kunal: maa se aise baat nahi kar sakte tum... tumhari mein* tries to hit Atul*

Atul: aaaeee....Kunal bhai dhoti Nikal gayi....😆

Jugnu: arey 😲...Kunal bhai maine bola tha neeche se tight bandho🤭

Nanu: dhoti pehenna Kala Hoti hai bro...har kisi ko nahi aati 😆

Kunal: 😶

Kuhu: 😲

Abir: Kunal thande dimag se soch...is waqt bade Papa k saath Jaana acha option hai...

Kunal: aap to yahi Kaho ge na ...vaise bhi mehnat se bhaagna koi aapse sikhe....

Abir: 😶

Kunal: aapko kya lagta hai ...ghar se raat ko sirf 5. Km dur lake pe jaake tent Laga k sone se koi Banjara nahi ban jaata...

Abir: 😶

Kunal: painting ka exhibition rakh k chita sa school Bana k koi bhi youngest entrepreneur ka award ke Sakta hai

Abir: 😶

Kunal: 2 4 shayari Kar k ...dance kar k ...koi b kisiko patta Sakta hai...isme koi badi baat nahi hai

Abir: 😠....*goes near to Kunal and is now face to face*....kuch Dena chahta Hun tujhe

Kunal: 😒... Mujhe ab koi farak nahi padta dhamki do yaa thappad

Abir: 😠*intense*..na dhamki na thappad ...kuch aur dene aaya hun

Kunal: kya 😑

Abir: *showing the dhoti*....yeh😂...pehle yeh pehen le phir badh badh karna

Everyone except benba:😂😂😂

Kunal: 😟

Meenu: BAAS....mein keh

BP: Dhekiye main aap se  phir se vinanti karta Hun...aap sab hamare saath chalie

Meenu: main apna naak zammen pe ragad Sakti Hun...Lekin aap k saath nahi Jaa Sakti!😑

Abir: theek hai toh hun sab jaa rahe hai 🤨 

*they all start leaving *

Meenu: parul aap bhi ...😳

Parul : benba yeh log achhe hai ...zarurat mein apne hi kaam aate hai 😌

Meenu: Jisse jaana hai voh jaaye ...main nahi jaungi 🤨

After some time 

*Bappaaaaaa 🙏🙏*

Meenu: 😳😳😳😳😳 yeh kis prakkar ki awaz thi ....kahin voh toh nahi aa Gaye....ruko bachho mein bhi aa rahi hun  *runs* 

*Ab inki kahaani main likhunga  bappa🙏* 

THE END 

Part 2

Abir: aeee...aise bolega toh mein ghar chod k chala aunga...aur kabhi vapas nahi aunga😏

Kunal:🙄....jaie... jaie...vaise bhi ab ghar toh Raha nahi....toh chodne mein aasani hogi....khade kya hai jaie....statue nahi Kiya hai kisi ne ....jaoooo...

Abir: nanko ...mujhe rokega nahi?🤪

Kunal: Bachpan se dekh Raha Hun...Jaa te hai...2 4 photo kheech te hai...phir vapas aa jaate hai..sab log aapke Dewaane  ban jaate hai... ooooo...Banjara hai banjara hai Banjara hai....koi mere baare mein to socho jo ghar pe sab sambhalta hai.....pagal tha mein jo aapki stupid dhamki se shaadi kar li ....sahi kehte hai log...pagal hu mein...in Sab mein popat to mera hua na🙄

Meenu: hi Ambe maa....... Mere bete argue kar rahe hain ek dussre ke saath.......USS misstiii n usss chini ki waje se.....ab the dono, Mishti n Cheeni mere ghar mein... MEENAKSHI RAJVANSH ke ghar nahi aayenge get

Nidhi: mara madi re....... Cheeni Bina mein high tea kese piyungi Ben ba.....I don't likeess it 

Meenu: Nidhi....jaaoooo aur apna face dho kar aao...... Pariwaar ke liye itna karna padega

Kunal: maaa....baass....ye Sab USS Mis * he gives a side glance look at abhir to see his reaction... Abhir is gurraoing crushing his teeth*  * Kunal how his hand*

Kuhu: ...yhe sports car tho tuk tuk nikla #waste ........

Abhir: kya bola be nanko

Kunal:kuch nahi bhai ... mein extra cheeni laata Hun..... Phir raabdi bhi banyenge

Meenu: Ambe maa.......abh mein......Bina cheeni ki jeelebi n raabdi banoogi....aur mere family Ko bachaooungi....

Abir: kya cheeni k Bina Jalebi rabdi banaungi....toh kya dalengi namak?...chup karo aur Jo Mishti layi hai vo dalo... beggars can't be choosers🤨

Kunal: Enough.....bohot hua...Mishti ki cheeni padegi to main jalebi nahi banaunga.....😬

Abir: toh Jaa...Jaa k dance bar mein naach...🙄

Jugnu: ye idea Kahi Suna Suna lagta hai🤔

Nanu: gadhedha tune hi diya tha kuch din pehle😌

Meenu: yeh tum dono Ko kya ho Gaya hai...kitni abadhra bhasha mein vaartalaap kar rahe ho😣

Kunal: bas ...aaj main kisi ki nahi sunega😒

Abir: toh kaan bandh kar k kaam kar 😏

Kunal: maine sabke liye bohot kuch Kiya hai...pehle 2 saal Harvard Gaya...aapko pata hai US mein Rehna kitna difficult hota hai ..maa k theple aachar khakhra...sab miss Kiya maine...padai khatam hote hi Goron k saath internship...udhar koi baat karne layak nahi tha...pura din Kam Kam Kam...vapas India aaya to maa ne business me Laga diya....pura din report banvati Rehti hai mere se...kajal Laga k  tandav Karti hai mere sar pe....chalo vo bhi theek tha...Lekin shaadi....yeh sab aapki wajah se hua....aur aapne kya Kiya bhai...ek stupid sa app banaya....jisse aajtak tak sapan k alava koi track nahi huaaa....*breathing heavily*

Meenu: ......Kunal tum Apne bade bhai se aase nahi Baath kar sakte....mera pariwaarr ....Mishtiiiiiiii

Abhir: ......tu bola...abh meri Baath sun ....maawadiyooo....tere howard brain ne hamare family business Ko titanic ki tarah sink kar diyaa......USS tatanic mein jiis crack ke wajese titanic dubi thi na who crack tu hai....gadheda............ AP chupchaaap Mishti Ko rassgulla banane do

Kunal:  Bhai.......app ne mujhe titanic ka crack kaha.....abh mein cheeni extra lake barfi bhi banounga.....usss Mishti se bhi tasty.....

Abhir: Haan... Titanic mein 2 cracks the...tu who badaaaa wala hai naanko

Kunal

Nanu: nanko ... Abhir Ko challenge math kar....who tho meraaa neend mein bhi hoshiyaaar pota hai....

Kunal :aur mien.... Howard return....

Abhir: jaagte hue bhi Bakra baan ne wala mawadiyooo

Abir: aur vaise bhi maine kaha tha Howard Jaa...padai kar.. maa ka business join kar daffod...vo sab tune khud Kiya...ab Jata mat....😒...itna hi tha toh business thaap kaise padh Gaya...mujh pe aur Mishti pe concentrate karne ki jagah business pe karte toh yeh din nahi dekhna padta Hume...🙄...shaadi ka bhi tune hi idea diya tha...mujhe hospital mein kya bola tha tu...shaadi nahi Hui to bhaag jaunga ...uska kya😬...mere Naam pe bill mat phaad samjha...yede

Meenu: main Apne beton Ko ladte hue nahi dekh Sakti parul😟

Parul: *making Jalebis...not even looking at benba*....mujhse mat puchie kuch b... Maine mana Kiya tha Aisa sab mat kariye....aapne Suna kaha tha....ab dekho...hamari aukat mein koi farak nahi Raha😬

Meenu:😞. Thinks *paisa aur kajal na ho...toh yeh Parul jaise b sar pe nachne lagte Hain*...Ambe maa kuch to kripa karo

Kunal: bill toh kya ...aaj sab phaad Dunga 😥

Abir: nanko ...tujhe kya hua hai...😢

*Enters atul*

Atul: arey jhagdo mat...yeh lo dusri cheeni...Mai leke aaya😁

Everyone: paise kaha se aaye?😲

Atul: jis garba competition ka fui mazak udati h na...usme 3 baar first aaya tha mein.... prize k 3 lakh rupees h mere pass 😊

Kuhu: *thinks*.....3 lakh mein mera 3 baar make up aa jayega😁

Meenu: *thinks*....3 lakh mein mera 3 saal ka kajal aa jayega😁

Nidhi: *thinks*....3 lakh mein 10 12 saree to aa hi jayegi😁

Koslu: *thinks*....3 lakh...zyada nahi chahiye...300 rs  mein meri kangi aa jayegi😁

Jugnu: *thinks*....Wah yeh Atul bhai toh Kamal nikle...meri puncture ho gayi hai...thode paise maang leta hu😋

Kunal: *thinks*....3 lakh mein acha suit aur joote aa jayenge....is dhoti mein toh interview dene bhi nahi Jaa Sakta Kahi😐

Abir: *thinks*.....3 lakh se mein aur Mishti Goa bhaag sakte hai..😁.nahi...Lekin Mishti keh ti hai apno se bhaagna nahi chahiye.... atleast aane vale kuch din k liye NGO mein khana banane ki problem nahi hogi.. tab tak kuch sochne ka time mil jayega🙂

*They all run towards Atul*

Atul: 😟

Oh my God Uru🤣🤣🤣....this is so damn funny...its past midnight at my place and i am laughing like a mad person🤣🤣...thank you so much for the fun🤗...you guys are awesome👏👏

So so well written...i can imagine the entire scenario👏

Kunal dhoti mein🤣🤣

Thanks...😆...

Read part 2...

Oh My God...part 2 is more funnier than part 1🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...thank you once again🤗

 Amazing guys...amazing...idea and conceptualization top notch👏👏👏

My fav bits:(seeti maar dialogues)👏👏👏👏

Kuhu: yeh to tuk tuk nikla

Kunal: enough...main jalebi nahi bananuga

Parul: apki halat mere jaisi ho gayi

Meenu: bina paise n kajal ke life

Thank you thank you🤣🤗

Haste rahiye muskurate rahiye...🤗

Wait for part 3...!

🤣🤣

Wow girls, it's awesome 

Uru, meen, anu, you all rocked 

Totally loved it 

Last mein Atul hi kaam Aaya🤣

Agar next part ka plan hai to Atul ko kunal se thappad ka revenge lene do Mazaa aayega 

And last ka idea bahut accha tha 

Mishbir ko bhaga hi do 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Loved it totally 

Atul ke garba ne bacha liya