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AR, RK & HS crossover.
They met accidentally in a restaurant in Singapore.
HS- Saaala zindagi hi jhand hogayi. Mainu SR karni thi but wo bhi kismat me nhi rhi
(my life is f**ked up, i wanted to have SR but even that's not in my fate)
RK- RK ke Sath rahoge to abaad rahoge log RK ke kutte ke Sath bhi kush ho lete hain
(u will have fun if u stay with RK, Ppl can even enjoy with my dog)
AR- Demo chahiye?
(Do u need demo? )
HS - Demo le ker kya Karunga mujhe original CHAHIYE
(what do i do with demo? I need the original one)
RK(talking to HS, pointing towards AR) - Shakal ka toh acha hai par RK is d best
(He looks good but RK is the best)
AR - U know I m the kind of man u will never get
HS - Han toh mai bhi ek lauta shera hun Gurdaspur ka. Kudiyon ka Hero hu hero
(So? even I m one and only tiger of Gurdaspur, Hero for all the girls here)
RK - Abhay tumare pass 2 option hai, SR karlo ya phir SR karlo (Abhay you have two option, do SR or do SR.)
AR - Mere pass dil nhi hai, mere paas aaoge toh main tumara bhi dil tod dunga. Stay away from me
(i dont have a heart, if you come near me i will break yours heart too)
HS- Par mujhe toh aap jaise Man chahiye.. Nhi toh meri SR adhoori reh jayegi
(But i need a man like you, or else my SR will be incomplete)
RK - Muddai lakh bura chahein toh kya hota hai, wahi hota hai jo Manzoore RK hota hai
((This is a phrase I can't translate that ))
AR - I know u both too well guys aur RK stop your psycho dialogues
HS : Accha SR se pehle kuch pee lete hain Mere liye ek bottle.
(lets have some drink before SR)
RK : Life main pehli baar tune kuch pate ki baat kahi hai Harman Jo mazaa peene main aata hai woh aur kahaan.RK ki nigahon ke baad agar kuch nasheela hai toh woh RK ka jam hai
(for the first time in life u had said something sensible... The fun there is in drinks where else it is. If there anything which can make others feel drunk after my Eyes are my drinks )
AR : You guys can have whatever you wish to.But mere liye sirf jaanwaron ka khoon laana.
(but give me animal blood)
RK : Janwar kyun?? Tumhare liye main AB - ki bottle mangwa ta hoon.
(why animal blood? I will order AB- blood group bottle for you)
HS(Drunken) - Shakal per mut jana banda bahut shareef hu bas SR ka maara hun.
(Don't go on my face, im very good person, its just that I'm still virgin)
RK - Sharafat to RK ne Kabhi seekhi nhi kya ker skte hain naam me hi Kameena hai
(I never learned being saint, what can I do Kameena is in my name)
AR - Aag hun mai, Mere kareeb aaoge to jal jaoge stay away from me
(I'm the fire, dont come near me or else u will get burned)
Rk- Bittu ji, fire extinguisher ku bulaiye..
(buttu ji call fire extinguisher)
HS- (still drunk blabbering) Preeto Preeto, Mujhe khayali pulav nahi chahiye, Mera dil Abhay pe aaya hai.
( preeto, preeto, i have fallen for Abhay, i need real SR, not just imaginative)
RK- Uss janam deni wali aurat se Mera Matlab Maa se kya manga. RK se classes lo.
(why to ask your mom, take classes from me)
AR- tumhe bahut nasha hogaya hai, ghar jao apne, stay away from me
(you are very drunk, stay away from me)
HS - Nasha to meri gulabo ke hatho me hain bas SR nhi hai meri kismat me
( There is magic in my Gulabo's hand its just that there is nothing SR in my fate)
RK - That's why u should learn from RK, RK apni kismat khud bnata hai aur apni SR ka set bhi
(Rk makes his own fate and also SR set too)
HS- Bhai tu dialoguebaazi bandh kar aur yeh bata tu, Bina SR ke bacha kaise hota?
(Bro, please stop your dialogues and tell me how does baby born)
RK - baby producing machine se (in sarcastic tone)
AR- I don't know, Piya is always busy with Loogle and my black jacket never gave me any.
Soumya(enters searching for harman and kid) and meets RK&Abhay.
Soumya-suneye ji apne mere pati ko dekha hai? And ab toh mera bacha bhi chori hogaya.
(have you seen my hubby? I even lost my kid)
Rk -Toh? kya mai tumhe detective dikhta hu? Jao police me complain karo.
(so what? Do i look like detective? Go n complain in police)
S- Ji mujhe rasta nahi pata ji
(I dont know the way)
Rk- aage se left jao wahan ek bhaad dikhega usi me chali jana. Now go
(take left, there will be Hell, go in that)
S- Aap aise kyu kehrahe ho?
(why are u saying like that?
Rk- Uper wale ne tumhe Bina bheje ke bheja hai kya? RK ka Dimag khana bandh karo. Tum pe waste karne time nhi hai RK ke paas. Bittu jiii ise bahar nikaleye. Get Out.
(did god sent u brainless? Stop eating Rk's brain and i dnt have time to waste on you, bittu ji throw her out)
Saumya - Per Mera bachcha kaise milega
(but how will I find my kid)
RK- chala gya hoga baby dolphin ke paas bhindi khane why can't u get lost. OUT!!
(he must have gone to baby dolphin to eat ladyfinger curry)
S - Ji per Mera Bachcha (to AR)
(but my kid)
AR - I can't find ur baby main bas Piya ko dhundhta hu junglo me so STAY away from me aag hu main jal jaogi
(i cnt find your baby, i just search for Pia in jungles, im the fire, u will get burned stay away from me)
S - Harman Ji
Harman - chup bilkul chup. Mujhe SR chahiye aur iss gulabo ko Bachcha nhi to bhav bhi nhi milta... Izzat ke to dahi bhalle ho rakhe hain. Pare Hattt.
(Shut up, just shut up. I want to have SR and this Gulabo wants baby otherwise don't even gives footage to me, my repo is on stake now, Now move )
RK - Aur Kro Biwi se pyaar ab kaise karoge bachche se inkaar
( Go and love ur wife more now how u will say no for the baby )
HS : Dushman na kare biwi me wo kaam kiya he umar bhar virgin rehne ka inaam diya he
(even enemy won't do what my wife has done, gifted me virgity for whole life)
RK: Sweetheart! Oops u r paraya mard I can't call u sweetheart anyways no fear when RK is here
Rk- MUSIC
*BGM* *Aa Zara kareeb se ye pal mile naseeb... JEE LE*
AR : Harman me aur tum kabhi ek nhi hosakte kabhi nhi Main khoon peene Wala darinda aur Tum aam insaan (na na na na naaa)
(Harman, u and me cant be together, I'm blood sucking monster and u r a normal human being)
HS- Abhayyy
AR- STAY AWAY FROM ME. Pia kahan ho tum. SaVe me Pia Save me. (pia where are u?)
RK - *Humming while leaving from there* Abhi na jao chhod ker ke Dil abhi bhara nhi
Ps. For those who doesn't understand hindi.
English translation are in brackets.
English translation done by dishu and me.
Pss. Credit Alka, Ashi, Shezy, Dishu and me.
Psss. I'm via phone so ignore all typos and emojis, i will add later on.
Edited by Ruthless.Slayer - 5 years ago
