ss: Lag Jaa Gale.. part 5 pg 2

A men, age near by 28, open his flat door with irritated face, & enter in his flat, something babbling in irritating tone- it's bull shit to go there! Time bhi waste hua, aur saath me gift liya tha, usske bhi paise gaye.. he lose his tie knot, took out from neck, throw it on sofa, switch on the TV, news channel started, on news channel, one news flash, Bride elope on her wedding day', he change to another channel, 'dulhan bhag gayi, Shaadi ke din', again he change the channel, politician Sharma's daughter run away on her wedding day', irritatingly he switched off the TV, lock his flat main door, went in kitchen, make himself one cup coffee, & apply butter on 2 bread of slice, came in bed room with coffee & bread, on the lights.. his eyes turn to widen, coffee mug & bread slice fall on floor with shock, he quickly close his bed room door, & asked to person in shaking voice..

Ram- what are you doing here...

Person didn't say a word..

Ram- I'm asking you..

'anything you have some comfort clothes to wear, that I can change, yeh laal joda meri jaan lekar hi manega, pichle 5 ghante se yaha par baithi hun, iss bridal suit aur make up me' finally she speaks..

Ram- tum aapni Shaadi se bhagi ho, pata hai tumhe..

She shrug her shoulders- yaa I know, I elope from my marriage..

Ram- puri duniya tumhe dhund rahi hai.. Priya Sharma..

Priya- yeh baat bhi mujhe pata hai..

Ram- puri duniya chodke tumhe mera hi Ghar mila..

Priya- haan woh iss liye, kiu ki tumhara Jo pagal dost hai na, Vikram usski girlfriend Neha, she is my bestest friend, usske paas Jo tumhare flat ki keys thi, ussi keys ko duplicate banwa diya, aur aa gayi, yaha par.. cool naa..

Ram awe-stricken on her confession- get out from my house..

Priya- kisi ko bhi doubt nahi aayega tum par..

Ram- aur woh kaise, in irritating tone..

Priya- hum dono ka college time se rishta hi aisa hai, ke koi bhi tum par doubt nahi karega..

Ram- mujhe kuch nahi pata, tum nikalo yaha se..

Priya- soch lo.. last time bol rahi hun..

Ram open his bed room door- niklo.. & he came out from his room, she came behind him..

Priya- aye Kapoor soch le.. tujhe phasa dungi..

Ram fold his arms near chest- main door waha par hai, niklo mere Ghar se abhi, Mai koi bhi RISK' nahi lena chahta hun..

Priya went near main door, hold knob of door, & say- pakka soch liya hai..

Ram- get out!!

Priya- thik hai, Mai yaha se sidha police station jaaungi, tumhare against complain karungi, police ko aur papa ko, yeh baata dungi, tumne mujhe kaha tha Shaadi se bhagne ke liye.. aur yeh bhi baata dungi, tumne mujhse pyar ka jhootha drama kiya.. yeh bhi bol dungi, tumne last moment par back out kar diya.. phir toh tum gaye aur jo tum set up kar rahe ho na, aapne khud ke business ka, woh bhi Zindagi bhar ke liye bhul jaao..

Ram- you can't do this.. tum aisa kuch bhi nahi kar sakti..

Priya- Mai kuch bhi kar sakti hun! Politician ki beti hun.. aur tum mere papa ko toh jaante ho.. woh politician kum aur..

Ram cut her mid- kitne din tum yaha par rahogi..

Priya smile- ek saal..

Ram shock to hear her answer- what! How can I manage..

Priya- you don't take any tension about that! I can manage myself..

Ram- tumhe pata hai, log tumhe bahar pagalon ki tarah dhund rahe hai.. galti se kisi ko pata chala tum mere Ghar par ho, they will kill me..

Priya- kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. bas tumhare kuch clothes mujhe chahiye abhi ke liye, kal tumhe mai ek list dungi, mall se girls sections se lekar aana..

Ram- who gave me money for your non sense expenses..

Priya look him & say- my credit card..

Ram chuckle- tum khud ko bahot jaada smart samjhti ho na..

Priya- Mai smart hun..

Ram- woh credit card tumhare papa ke naam par hoga, if you use it, they will find you in a minutes..

Priya smile & say- bas itni si baat.. ek baat bolti hun.. yeh credit card mera yaa mere papa ka nahi hai..

Ram- toh..

Priya- Rajat ka hai..

Ram confused- ab yeh kon hai...

Priya- my love.. for him I elope the marriage.. & she smile..

Ram- woh Jo koi bhi hai, usse pata hai, tum aapni Shaadi se bhaagi ho..

Priya- yes.. he knows.. bas ek saal.. phir hum dono Shaadi karnge..

Ram- ek saal kiu rukne bol raha hai, woh tumhe..

Priya- tumhe love story sunne me interest hai..

Ram in dull tone- ek percent bhi nahi..

Priya- thik hai, phir bhi baata deti hun..

Ram make his face & fold his palms in front of her & say- maate, Mai mere kapde deta hun tumhe, aapna yeh dulhan ka get up change karo aur aapna muh band.. I hate talkative person.. yeh ghar mera hai.. aur tum musibat ho, bahar gayi toh Meri lag jaayegi.. iss liye tumhe bear kar raha hun.. otherwise I'm less interested.. mere dil aur dimag me tumhare liye thodi si bhi.. I said.. thodi si bhi insaniyat nahi hai..

Priya say in one go- you are beast.. I don't mind at all.. kiu ki mere dil aur dimag me tumhare liye thodi si bhi humanity nahi hai.. mere paas tumhare Ghar ke alawa koi aur option nahi tha.. iss liye yaha par hun.. a beast..

Ram- you witch..

Priya went to open her mouth, but door bell ring..

Ram in low tone- go to bed room right now! Don't talk or don't do anything.. door aandar se lock karo...

Next part very soon...

Priya went in bed room, lock door behind her, Ram near main door, he turn & check bedroom door, which was lock by Priya, he open main door, a watchman on door..

Ram- kya hua, itni raat ko kya kaam hai..

WM- sir ji woh aapka parcels aaya hai..

Ram little confused- konsa parcel.. woh bhi raat ke 11:30 baje..

WM- woh hotel se aaya hai..

Ram- show me bill.. watchman give bill to him, Ram look bill amount, 1850 RS..

Ram- just a moment, he close door, knocked on bedroom door, Priya peep from bedroom..

Priya- what!!

Ram- bahar ek parcel aaya hai, tumhara hai..

Priya- haan, woh bahot jaada bhukh lag rahi thi, aur tumhare fridge me kuch bhi khaane layak nahi tha, toh I ordered from hotel, through landline..

Ram- 1850..

Priya- kya..

Ram- bill amount.. paise do.. he forward his hand for money..

Priya- card chalega..

Ram- he forgot to borrow his swipe machine.. cash do..

Priya- I don't have..

Ram- ok, I'm cancelling order...

Priya- no, plz..

Ram- paise do..

Priya- plz aaj tum de do.. plz..

Ram- on one condition..

Priya- kya..

Ram- Jo kuch bhi tumne order kiya hai, usska half Mera..

Priya- you are paying half bill...

Ram faintly smile- no..

Priya- then..

Ram- aaj se tum Jo kuch bhi order karogi, usske paise tum dogi lekin uss order ka half part mera hoga.. as my flat rent.. is that ok with you..

Priya- Meri majburi ka fyada utha rahe ho..

Ram- tum Mera start up bigad ne ki dhamkhi de sakti ho, toh Mai yeh kar sakta hun, now choice is yours.. tum agar Ghar se bahar gayi toh, tum Mera naam logi, tumhare papa Mera future bigad denge... lekin tumhari Shaadi woh Jo koi Rajat hai, usse hone nahi denge.. jaise tum Rajat se pyar karti ho, waise hi Mai aapne start up se pyar karta hun..

Priya- ok, done.. I agree your condition..

Ram- abhi paise de raha hun.. next time cash hoga, toh hi tum order karogi.. yaa phir iss Ghar se bahar.. I don't care about my start up.. ab toh revenge lunga.. woh bhi college ke time wale honge.. bahot takleef di thi tumne, ab toh dangal hoga dangal.. & he went to main door, give money to watchman, received food order..

Priya came out from his bedroom, wearing his t-shirt, which is loose for her, wear his track pant, which one she tie up through lace, Ram look that & he asked her..

Ram- you wear my black T-shirt..

Priya make irritated face- bahot loose hai, tum bahot healthy ho.. aur upar se yeh track pant, pata hai.. lace dhudne me kitni takleef hui..

Ram- my track pant.. aur tumhe yeh lace kaha se mile..

Priya- your shoes lace, I borrow lace from them..

Ram control his anger, try to keep clam- kal subha woh tumhara credit card aur list ready rakhna.. aur kal sab kuch lekar aaunga, usske baad.. don't touch my things.. don't touch my wardrobe.. do you get that..

Priya- woh Jo laal joda hai aandar, usska kya karna hai..

Ram- how do I know.. that's yours.. kuch bhi karo mujhe usse kya..

Priya- Mai bedroom me Soo jaaungi..

Ram- nahi bilkul bhi nahi, mujhe AC ke bina nind nahi aati..

Priya- mujhe bhi AC ke bina nind nahi aati..

Ram- yeh Ghar Mera hai..

Priya- aur tum mere credit card se half pay lene wale ho..

Ram- Mai Mera bedroom kis ko bhi nahi deta..

Priya look him & say- last month, Neha aur Vikram ko diya tha..

Ram gritss his teeth & talk with himself in low tone- iss Vikram ki toh..

Priya continue- Neha ke shoulder par love bite tha aur ek love bite neck par tha..

Ram same thing did- these much wild.. saale tu mil, kasam se Vikram tujhe maara dalunga.. Puri duniya me iss Sharma ki dost hi mili tujhe as a girlfriend..

Priya- toh phir kya socha..

Ram- listen.. you can sleep in bedroom.. but one condition..

Priya- kya..

Ram- I also sleep in bedroom...

Priya- no.. kya bole jaa rahe ho..

Ram- I also sleep in bedroom...

Priya- nahi..

Ram- kiu..

Priya- kya pata tum bhi, tumhare dost jaise wild huye, aadhi raat ko.. toh..

Ram in irritated tone- kamina dikhta hun, lekin kamina hun nahi, Jo teri jaisi laadki ke baare me itna.. teri jaisi laadki Meri girlfriend toh dur Meri dost bhi nahi ban sakti..

Priya- Meri jaisi matlab.. Mai itni buri hun..

Ram- Meri soch se bhi jaada.. Jo laadki kisi ka start up bigad ne ki dhamkhi de sakti hai, usse kya samjhega, start up khaada karne me kitna struggle karna padta hai.. & he put all food pack & plates on dinning table, went in balcony, lite up his cigarette..

Priya feel little bad on her own words, when she was actually threatening him, she didn't say word, eat her food & went in bedroom..

Midnight, she woke up & found herself alone in bedroom, she came out from bedroom & look Ram sleep near balcony on sofa, she look food bags remain same on dinning table, she realise that he eat nothing, she kept food bags in fridge & she look on list stick on one wall.. & she read..

Priya reads- to-do-list..

1. Set our business..

Her thoughts- our? Who's.. his partner.. hmm..

2. Bike- buy through profit- A Royal Enfield..

Her thoughts- so he is ambitious & self-centered..

3. One big house..

Her thoughts- oh yeh bhi hai list me..

4. Girlfriend- no, never ever, direct marriage..

Her thoughts- why no girlfriend.. he don't believe in love..

5. A world tour, long holiday with my love..

Her thoughts- a world tour.. not bad, woh bhi aapne love ke saath, wife ke saath hi hogi.. girlfriend toh no, never ever bola hai..

6. Top business tycoon..

Her thoughts- hmm, Matlab dream pura clear hai..

7. A big dream, open a cancer research center..

Her thoughts- cancer research center.. aisa bhi dream hota hai.. pehli baar aisa dream dekha hai..

Priya search pen & something she write bottom on that to-do-list & went in room for sleep...

Next day, Ram woke up, on TV first, suffering news channel.. same news flash on news channel & he went in bathroom, fresh first, peep in bedroom, Priya deep in sleep & he came in bedroom with towel, which is tie around his waist.. his upper body exposed his gym body.. he open his wardrobe, started search his vest for wear, Priya's sleep disturb by wardrobe door sounds, she open her one eye, her vision didn't clear, so she open her both eyes, look to Ram, with widen eyes..

Priya- wow Kapoor, tu toh bada fit hai.. raat ko tujhe aise hi bol diya healthy hai..

Ram turn to her- are you checking me out! Boyfriend hai na tumhara..

Priya- haan toh.. Mai har ek movie dekhti hun, uss me bahot saare actor shirt less hote hai.. lekin tum toh shirt less ke saath-saath..

Ram hold duvet on his body & say- get out from my room, & my body is not a amusement park..

Priya still on bed- I must tell you Kapoor give some movies or serials audition.. har ek laadki tujh par maregi..

Ram- get out.. aur abhi thodi der me door bell bajegi, don't open that..

Priya- I'm going to taking bath.. list dinning table par hai.. with credit card.. Mai bathroom se bahar aane tak woh sab chize bed par mujhe chahiye Kapoor..

Ram- just get the hell out from my room.. right now..

Priya stood up & walked towards him..

Ram- why.. you came near.. stop there.. what you want..

Priya came near him, stood in front of him, fold her arms near chest- Kash tum movies ya TV series me hote, toh tum mere mobile ke wallpaper hote.. accha hua, aisa hua nahi, nahi toh tum public property jaada hote, tumhare fans hote aur Mai unn fans me se ek.. tum dushman hi thik ho.. DARPOK.. & she collect another towel from his wardrobe & went from there...

Ram look up & say- yeh sab mere saath hi karna tha.. Vikram tu aur Teri woh girlfriend Neha maaro.. tum dono ki wajah se aaj Meri privacy wali life public hui hai..

At Mall, Ram read Priya's list.. that little bit private, he can't enter in without girl reference..

Ram in mind- kiu ho raha hai.. aur kiu Mai yeh sab kar raha hun, & he went near girls sections & looking for girl, went near one girl..

Ram to unknown girl- excuse me Lady..

Lady- yes..

Ram- aaahhh.. kuch baat hai..

Lady- ji boliye..

Ram- actually mere paas ek list hai.. uss list me se saari chize leni hai.. but ek choti problem hai..

Lady- kya..

Ram- woh list girl.. I mean.. he little hesitant to say..

Lady- aap list dikha sakte hai..

Ram forward list to lady, she read that & look him- for whom you buy these..

Ram- yeh baatna jaruri hai..

Lady- nahi but yeh.. sab..

Ram- plz aap yeh sab.. plz..

Lady- ok wait here for 15 minutes..

Ram- so much thank you mam..

Lady only smile..

A 15 minutes later, Ram came on counter, for billing, there on counter one lady, who making bill, she give look to Ram on every product, Ram feel embarrassed on her look..

Ram in mind- Sharma aaj tera khoon jarur pine wala hun, pehli baar itna embarrassed ho raha hun.. kya jarurat thi tujhe Ram..

Bill counter girl- sir aap kaise pay karoge..

Ram forward credit card to her, she swipe it, he collect all things & went towards home..

Priya in kitchen, making herself one cup coffee, she wear again Ram's clothes, blue color shirt, with track pant, Ram's kitchen almost in danger zone, first time she make something for herself...

Ram reached to his flat, opens door through keys, enter in, some weird smells came & he walked fast towards kitchen..

Ram in shock tone with anger- what the heck, you have done in my kitchen Sharma.. & he throw all bags on kitchen door..

Priya- coffee..

Ram- ek coffee ke liye tumne, puri coffee ki bottle khaali kar di.. ek cup milk ke liye tumne pura ek liter milk ko barbaad kar diya.. aur yeh bread ka pack kis baat ke liye barbaad kiya..

Priya- woh.. I thought.. she finding words for speak..

Ram look her- muh kholo ab.. kiu chup ho.. Ram look his blue shirt.. she wear..

Ram again in same tone- why you wear my blue shirt.. it's my favorite one.. usske upar tumne coffee ka dag bhi laga diya.. aahhh... just get the hell out from my kitchen..

Priya also in same tone- just shut your mouth Kapoor.. ek cup coffee bhi tum baana ke nahi rakh sakte the.. thodi si bhi akal hai tumhe..

Ram- I'm not your servant.. Jo tumhari Seva karu.. aur abhi-ke-abhi Mera shirt do..

Priya- laadki hun.. aisi thodi naa tumhare samne shirt utar ke de sakti hun..

Ram- I'm fed up with you.. baaki ki chize thik hai.. sanitary napkins bhi tumne uss list me likh di..

Priya- it's about my monthly cycles.. don't talk about these..

Ram- next time tum khud jaa kar aapni shopping karna..

Priya- aye Kapoor tu acche se jaanta hai, Mai nahi jaa sakti bahar..

Ram- toh online order karo, lekin Mai nahi jaane wala.. tu shirt nikal ke de Mera..

Priya- deti hun ruk.. & she collect her all shopping bags & went in bedroom..

Ram started cleaning kitchen, with irritated mood- ab yeh sab karte-karte noon hone wala hai, Mai office kab jaaunga.. kab Mai Mera presentation ready karunga.. galti se woh client haath se gaya toh problem hogi.. & he just look wall, where his to-do-list hanging, & his anger reach on high point, & he shout..

Ram- aye Sharma ki bacchi bahar aa.. & he bang bedroom door..

Priya open door & came out from room, throw his shirt & pant on his face..

Ram- what you write on my to-do-list..

Priya- oh that one..

Ram gritss his teeth- uss par tune kya likha hai..

Priya- yahi ke, taking care of Priya for year..

Ram- I want to kill you right here & now.. that's my..

Priya cut him mid- boring baatein hai..

Ram- just keep quiet.. tujhe dreams kya hote hai, yeh bhi pata hai.. tera toh har ek dream dekhne se pehle pura hua hai, ek saal yaha par Shanti se reh.. don't interfere in my things.. tum aapne Kam se Kam rakho..

Priya- I want one mobile, with new sim card..

Ram glare her..

Priya- credit card hai tumhare paas, lekar aao..

Ram- ek khoon maff ho na, toh tumhara pehle khoon kar dun.. Mai toh..

Priya- I wish same Kapoor..

Ram on TV & news channel start, news flash, Sudhir Sharma hospitalized..