comedy horror part 1

tried something different.
do read it. 😆
comedy fan fiction..
this a completely horror comedy ff.. there are three main charactor bhim, bunty and dolly ..
hope you all like it..
episode starts
its dark eveywhere..
its thundering and raining continusely.
lights have gone.
bhim enters with torch in his hand.
bhim: Hey bhagwan.. hey ram..
he notices someone..
bhim(geeting scared): whose there? hands up. hands down. sabash.
then he realizes something..
bhim: arrree.. ye to mera hi shadow hai.. (laughs)
B: me aisa darrr gaya.. ufff..
suddenly thunders.
B: ache se ache insan darr jaye aise thunder ho raha.. aur baarish rukne ka naam le raha h.. aur ye torch haath me hi rakhna padta kyuki yaha light aati hai usse jyada light chali jaati..
suddenly light comes..
bhim signs relief..
b: abb mera chehra(face) barabar dikh raha hai.
alright.
so let me introduce myself.
i am professor bhim singh bhullar cum playback singer bhim singh bhullar
bunty meri latest wife i mean last wife i mean second wife..
abhi bunty bahar gayi hai. servant dhundne gayi.
bunty aa jaye usse pehle me bhim singh bhullar aapse kuch puchna chahta hu..
kya aap miracle me believe karte hai. me nai karta tha par ab karne laga hu jabse meri 2 shadi hui h.
hua yu ki me 25 years ka ho gaya phir bhi kunwara (bachelor) tha.
yaar kahi match hi nai ho rah tha.
jo ladki muje pasand aati, usse me pasand nai aata.
aur jo muje pasand karti thi, wo muje pasand nai aati thi..
phir, ek ladki aayi
jisse me pasand karta tha wo muje pasand karti thi.
par saala uske pati ko pasand nai aaya..
ishiliye wo matter bhi wahi band ho gaya..
jab me 26 years ka hua to me mumbai ki college me meri first job as a professor lene gaya..
waha muje college compound me muje dolly mili..
dolly uss college ke principal ki ekloti beti thi..
waha ke principal KK.. Mere kaam se bahot impress hue..
usne mujse ek din pucha kya tum meri beti dolly se shadi karoge.
dolly waise bahot beautiful thi and nature bhi bahot accha tha..
mene haa keh diya..
kuch hi dino me humari shadi ho gayi..
shadi ke 5 saal ho gaye..
bahot hi ups and down thi humari marriage life.
hume ek din khandala ka issi bungalow me gumne aaye the..
ye bungalow dolly ke papa ka hai..
dolly ke papa ab is duniya me nai hai.
ek din dolly well me se paani fetch kar rahi thi aur me ghar me tha.
achanak ek awaz aayi..
mene jaa kar dekha dolly slip ho gyi thi aur well me gir gayi thi..
(crying)
dolly was no more..
dolly ke chale jane ke 2 saal baad meri mulaqat bunty se hui..
aur ussi beech me and bunty ek dusre se pyyaar karne lage.
aur abhi 3 weeks pehle hi humne shadi kar li.
shadi ke din hi ek aur miracle hua..
muje sapne me dolly ke papa dikhe..
dolly ke papa ne kaha: professor.. mene aaj tak tumhe koi gift nai diya... ishilye abhi gift dena chahta hu.. khandala ke mere bungalow me khazana chupa hai.. jao jjaake ke dhund ke le lo..
bhim(coughing): khazana... expensive khazana.. muje ye khazana chahiye kyuki me bunty and mera life and future secure karna chahta hu.
par bungalow ka pura koonaa koona check kar chuka hu khazana nai mila..
suddenly he collaspe with secret door and falls inside it..
after few minutes..
bunty enters.
bunty: bhim. where are you bhim ?
bunty behind lacha comes..
lacha: bhim where are you? shhh shhh shhh bhim ?
bunty: stop!!! ye kaise bula rahe ho bhim ko?
b
lacha: bhim aapka dog h naa.. ishilye
bunty: idiot... bhim mera dog nai mera husband hai..
lacha: ohhh sorry sorry sister... muje nai pata tha..
bunty: its ohk..
lacha: yaar sister muje ek baat samaj nai aati ki aap iss bungalow me honeymoon ke liye kyu aaye ho?
bunty: kyu kya problem hai is bungalow me?
lacha: ye ek bhoot bangla hai..
bunty laughs: kuch bhi.. bhoot jaisa kuch nai hota..
laccha: haa sister hota hai.. yaha bungalow me roz raat ko awaze aate hai..
bunty: kuch bhi!! hum yaha 3 days se reh rahe hai.. hume to koi awaz nai aayi.. aur agar aise hai to tumne ye servant ki job kyu accept ki?
lacha: wo kya hai sister.. muje pata chala hai ki yaha famous play back singer bhim singh bhullar aaye hai.. ishilye mene ye job accept ki.. mene kabhi unka face nai dekha.. par me unki voice ka die hard fan hu..
bunty: famous play back singer bhim singh bhullar yaha hai sabko pata chal gay?
laccha: nai abhi kisko nai pata hai sirf muje pata hai..
bunty: accha.. chalo tum sab yaha saaf karo me change karke aati hu..
bunty goes inside the room..
bhim enters from another door injured.
laccha gets scared seeing bhim suddenly..
so he shouts very loudly..
bhim(angrily): shut up!!!! idiot.. gadhe(donkey) jaise insaan, insaan jaise donkey.. itna zor se kaun chilata hai? me darr gaya..
laccha: par aap hai kaun?
bhim: ek minute.. me hi bhul gaya ki me kaun hu.. arre yaad aaya.. me is ghar ka owner hu.. par tum kaun ho?
laccha: me laccha..
bhim: kaun laccha? aur kiske saath aaye ho?
laccha: me aapki sister ke saath aaya hu..
bhim(confused): sister? meri to koi sister nai hai..
laccha: bunty sister.
bhim(angrily): idiot wo meri sister nai hai.. wo meri wife hai..
laccha: nah.. me nai maanta..
bhim(more angry): kya nai maanta? mene shadi ki hai.. tum kaun hote ho bolne wale..
laccha: sorry sorry.. muje nai pata..
bhim: wo to batao kis liye aaye ho yaha?
laccha: servant ki job ke liye..
bhim: accha... ye batao pehle kaha kaam karte the?
laccha: kailash uncle ke yaha..
bhim: to phir wo job kyu chod di?
laccha: chodi nai chut gayi.. wo kya hai kailash uncle guzae=r gaye the ishilye..
bhim: ohhhooo.. so sad.. kya hua tha unko?
laccha: wo kya hai naa sir me jaha bhi job leta hu waha ke owner marr jate..
bhim gets shocked and gets up: what!!!!!! get out.. i dont need as a servant.. chale jao.. pata laga me bhi marr jauga to?
laccha: please aisa naa kare.. mere ko job karne do.. ye job karne ka real reason hai ki muje bhim singh bhullar se milna hai.. mene kabhi unka face nai dekha ishiliye me unka face dekhna chahta hu..
bhim gets proud of himself..
bhim: tumne pehle kyu nai bola ki tumhe bhim se milna hai..( calling himself) bhimmm . ufff.. bhimmm kaise aayega.. me khud hi to bhim hu..
lacha: nah me nai manta..
bhim slaps him: what do you mean nai manta.. me hu bhim singh bhullar .. tum hi har baat decide kar lete ho..
laccha: ohhh.. sorry.. galti ho gayi..
suddenly he falls on bhim legs..: GURUJIII.. (Teacher)
bhim: ye kya kar rahe ho?
laccha: aapse blessing le raha hu..
bhim: ohh accha.. le lo blessing..
bunty comes after changing..
bunty: bhim .. where were you?
bhim: wo me gir gaya tha?
bunty: kaha? chot(injury) to nai hui.
bhim: nai..
bunty: laccha.. abhi tum jao.. kal aana..
laccha agrees and go...
bhim: accha hua aap servant le aayi.
bunty: thanks..
bunty: aapko pata hai aaj kya hai?
bhim: nai.
shrdah: aaj silver jublii hai.. humare marriage ko 25 days ho gaye..
bhim: wow 25 days.. kuch jyada hi chal gayi humari marriage?
s: what!!!
b: wai to aajkal films bhi25 days nai chalti aur humari marriage ko 25 days ho agye.. lets celebrate..
s:(getting sad): you are cheater..
b: i am a teacher.
s: shadi ke pehle aapne kaha tha ki aapka japan me private island hai.. but muje waha nai le gaye and yaha iss bungalow me le aye..
b: haa wo to hai.. but tsunami se pura disaster ho gaya hai.. we cant go there.
s: muje pata hai.. aap muje yaha kyu lekar aaye ho?
b: kyu?
s: ye bungalow aapke first wife ke first father ka hai..
B: first father mat bolo.. dolly ke ek hi papa the..
S: me jaanti hu.. aap abhi bhi dolly ko miss karte hai..
B: uff.. phir wahi baat.. me maanta hu ki me dolly se bahot pyaar karta tha.. but now i am all yours..
B: pata hai mene aapse kya kaha tha.. aap kaho me pni jaan de du..
S: awww..
B: bas haa mat bolnaa..
bunty laughs..
B: aap kaho to aashman(sky) se chand le aau.. batao kya karu..
S: abhi to bahot bhuk lagi hai.. bahar se khana le aao..
B: wo me nai jaanewala.. bahar bahot baarish ho rahi.. aur muje baarish me bhigna hona pasand nai hai.. aashman me to jaa nai sakte ishilye bola.. aap jao..
S: me nai jaugi.. aap jao..
B: shradha.. dear.. please... meri sweet heart ho naa..
S: (shy): haa.. ohk jaati hu..
B: accha batao.. kya laogi..
S: pizza..
B: pizza??? roz roz pizza.. muje constiaption ho jaata hai..
bunty makes cute face..
B: ohk le aana.. pizza kha lenge..
bunty agrees and goes outside to get food.
bhim calls aakash (his best friend): where are you aakash ? aa raha hu aa raha hu.. aisa mat kar.. jaldi aa..
EPIOSDE ENDS..

Cute hai . You made me laugh a lot in the starting especially and I love to laugh .👍🏼 So will you make me laugh more ? Samajhdar ke liye toh ishara hi kaafi hai . And yeeeaaahhh 1st comment . By the way who is shraddha?

[QUOTE=Muskanika]Cute hai . You made me laugh a lot in the starting especially and I love to laugh .👍🏼 So will you make me laugh more ? Samajhdar ke liye toh ishara hi kaafi hai . And yeeeaaahhh 1st comment . By the way who is shraddha?[/QUOTE

Nice one reema

horror comedy FF.. Part 2
episode starts with bhim calling aakash: aakash where you? aa raha hu aisa mat bol.. jaldi aa..
bunty goes to get food.
few minutes later aakash comes walking on one leg.. and was irritated..
bhim: ye kya aakash? akele akele langdi khel rahe ho..
aakash: idiot akele akele kaun langdi khelta h.. yaar ye to bahar bahot ants mere pair me chali gayi.. wo nikal raha hu..
bhim: accha
aakash after cleaning his legs .. he comes..
he opens the torch and search something..
bhim: ye torch open karke kya search kar rahe ho?
aakash: me search kar raha tha ki ghar ki lights on hai yaa nai..
bhim(kicking aakash): idiot.. torch chalu karke koi ye dekhta h ki ghar ki light chalu h yaa nai.. saala tere ko doctor kisne banaya?
aakash: tu ye sab chor!!! ye bata bunty bhabhi kaha hai?
he starts calling bunty bhabhi... bunty bhabhi.. kaha hain aap?
bhim:(slapping): aate hi kya shuru ho gaye bunty bhabhi? wo bahar gaye hai.. tu mera dost h ki meri wives ka.. jab dolly thi tab bhi dolly bhabhi ko priority dete the.. and abb bunty ko.. idiot..
aakash: tu kitna possesive hai bunty ke liye.. ufff..
bhim: haa hu.. tuje kya.. tu ye sab baat leave kar.. muje ye bata mera kaam kiya?
aakash: kaunsa kaam..?
bhim: bewakoof.. mene jo kaha tha jo muje aatma se baat kara sakta hai..
aakash: accha ha yaad aaya.. mene baat kar li hai.. wo BABA(astronaut) aa jayege.. wo teri problem solve karenge..
bhim: thank you so much aakash.
aakash: ek baat bolu.. tu ye sab black magic, aatma ka problem me mat padd.. barbaad ho jaye ga..
bhim: nai nai aakash barbaad nai hoga.. aabad(rich) ho jauga.. millions ki baat hai aakash millions ki..
aakash(getting excited): millions???? wow..
bhim: chup ho jaa.. chal yaha se nikal aur wo BABA ko bula ke laa.
aakash: yaar muje puri baat to bata.. millions kya?
bhim: abhi kuch nai batauga.. time aane par sab kuch bata dunga..
aakash: ohk tik hai..
bhim: ek aur baat.. ye baat kisi ko nai pata chalni chahiye.. ye baat humari beech rahegii..
aakash: yaar bunty bhabhi ko bhi naa batau..
bhim: oohh.. bunty bhabhi ke chamche.. me hoo naa.. me batauga.. time aane par sabko sub kuch bata dunga..
aakash: accha tik hai.. abb me jaata..
as aakash starts going.. both bhim and aakash hears a lady voice.. which shouting bunty bunty..
aakash: ye kaun chilla raha hai?
bhim: pata nai..
A lady comes inside: idiot, nonsense..
bhim: hein?? ye kya keh rahi hai?
Lady: ye taxi driver chor hai.. 500 rs. maang rahe hai.. airport se yaha tak ke..
bhim: aunty.. itne hi hote airport se yaha ak ke paise.. wo sahi paise le raha hai.
lady: tum chup karo.. sabse pehle uss kamine bhim ko bulao..
bhim: excuse me aunty.. bhim kameena nai hai..
lady: hai wo kameena.. usne meri beti ko fasaya hai.. aaj me usse nai chorugi..
aakash: tune kis ko fasaya hai?/
bhim gets silent..
taxi driver beeps the horn..
lady: yaar ye horn kyu baja raha hai..
she notices money in her hand..
lady: me to usko paise dena bhul gayi.. ruko me aati hu.. (to taxi driver) aati hu ruko bhaiya..
she goes outside to give money..
aakash: ye lady muje yaha ke area ki lady don lagti hai..
bhim (crying): ye tumhe lady don lagti hai.. ye muje bunty ki mummy lagti hai..
aakash: kya!!! tu abhi tak bunty ki mummy se nai mila..
bhim nods no..
bhim: inka naam vasundra(muje koi naam yaad nai aa raha to mene ye hi naam rakh diya") hai.. inko meri and bunty ki shadi se problem thi.. ishiliye mene and bunty ne bhag ke shadi ki..
aakash: ohh..
bhim: yaar ye kaha se aa gaye.. abb mere sapne ka solution ka kya hoga..(cries).. ek kaam aakash tu jaa kar baba ko naaa bol de.. saasu maa ke samne me problem ki baat nai kar pauga.. wo phir dus sawal(question) puchegi.. pareshan kar denge..
aakash: ohk tik me jaata hu..
aakash goes from another door..
bhim:( to himself): kuch aisa karta hu ki wo apne aap hi iss ghar se chale jayege..
bhim hides behind the wall.. soon vasu comes inside..
bhim starts making sounds of crying dog..
bhim:wuhuuu..whuhhuuu..
vasu gets scared: hey bhagwan.. ye kaisa ghar hai.. bhoottt..
she gets scared and hides herself in kicten..
mean while.. lacha comes there.. and sees bhim making this sound.. he gets scared..
bhim looks him.. he hides inside the room..
lacha is shiverig..
bunty comes from behind..
bunty: ufff. thank you lacha bhai.. you met me in right time.warna meri car kahrab ho gayi thi.. aur me ghar kaise aatii..
laccha(who is still scared): koi baat nai sister..
bunty: jao.. jaake bhim ko bula lao.. me khana garam karti hu..
laccha: nai nai me sir ko nai bulauga..
kyu?
L: sir ko dog ne kaat(bite) kar liya hai.. wo crying dog ki awaz kar rahe hai..
bunty: kuch bhi mat bolo.. accha tum khana garam karo me bhim ko bulati hu..
L: me kitchen me nai jauga.. waha mene suna hai bhoot hote hai..
bunty: tum jaa rahe ho ki job se nikal du..
laccha goes inside kitchen..
bunty: bhim. come down.. dekho me aapka favourite khana lai hu.. aaj pizza nai lai h.. surprise.. aa jaye ..
lachha comes out of kitchen shouting and broom in his hand..
L: bachao.. bacho..
bunty: kya hua..
L: andar bhoot hai.. ek lady ka bhoot hai.. wo taraf aa rahi thi to mene uske sar(head) par dabba(box) daal diya..
vasu comes out of kitchen with box in her head..
vasu: yaar muje koi nikalo iss box me se.. bhagwan bachao..
bunty helps her to remove box from her head..
she gets shocked to see that she was her mom..
vasu: tune iss mote se shadi ki?
bunty: ye servant hai..
V: ruko me iss servant ko nai chorugi.. isme mere head me daba daala..
she snatches broom from lacha hand and run to beat humm..
laccha also runs..
bunty stops them in between.
bunty: mummy maaf kar do inko.. laccha tum kitchen jao and khana garam karo..
bunty makes her mom sit and gives her water..
bunty: calm down..
vasu: chup raho.. mene tumhe padhne mumbai bheja tha aur tumne shadi karli..
bunty: sorry mom..
vasu: abb batao kaha hai tumhara bhim.?
bunty: wo aa rahe hai.,
V: tum to keh rahi thi ki bihu tumhe bahot pyaar karta hai..
bunty:(shy): haa karte hai..
V: phir bhi tumhe yaha lekar aaya.. kyuki wo apni first wife ko nai bhula..
bunty: aisa nai hai mumma..
V: aisa hi hai..
bunty: wo sirf muje hi pyaar karte hai..
V: aisa pyaar to tumhe wo rahul bhi karta tha..
bunty: kaun rahul?
V: arrre humare neighbour me rehta tha wo.. bichare ko jab pata chala ki tum ne shadi kar li.. usne suicide kar liya..
bhim listens this..
bunty: hein? usme meri kya galti..? me to usse jaanti bhi nai thi..
bhim comes down..
bunty: bhim dekho kaun aaya hai..
B: kaun..
bunty: mere mummy..
B: wow..
bunty: chalo blessing le lo..
B: sure..
he goes to bunty and touches her feet..
bunty gets shocked and angry..: ye kya kar rahe ho?
B: aapne hi to kaha blessing le lo..
bunty: ufff.. mene kaha mummy ke blessing lo..
B: ohh sorry..
he goes and take blessing from vasu..
V: jeete raho.. jeete raho.. aur 5 baccho(kids) ke papa bano..
B:(excitedd): 5 kids!!!! thank you..
bunty shys.
V: aaabhi pehle yaha baitho.. muje interview lena hai..
B: shadi ke baad kaun interview leta hai..
V: me leti hu interview.. ye batao ki aap apne pehle wife ke saath kaha honeymoon gaye the?
B: dolly shimla gayi thi aur me to ghar par hi tha..
bunty and vasu both gets shocked..
V: kya!!!! aapne dolly ko akele bheja tha shimla..
B: haa wo kya hai naa. me college trip se gumm aaya tha shimla. to socha wapas paise kyu waste karne..
bunty gets embaresed..: ye kya keh rahe ho bhim?
V: hey bhagwan.. bahot ajeeb ho tum.. next question.. shahjaha ne mumtaz ke liye tajmahal banaya.. aap meri beti ke liye kya banaoge?
B: aadhar card(its a identity card in India) i mean post card.. i mean passport..
V: passport?
B: haa.. me passport banauga.. aur world tour me le jauga.. aur agar world tour pasand naa aaye to kahi aur le jauga meri bunty ko..
bunty: bhim kya keh rahe ho? world tour pasand nai aaya to kahi aur..??
B: oopppooss.. bhul gaya.. aapke mummy itne saare quesion puch rahe hai naa to me darr gaya..
bunty: its ohk..
B: abb me jau?
V: nai.. abhi aur question baaki hai.. '
B: hey bhagwan.. aur kitne questions..
V: daaru(alcohol)peete ho?
B: ye aap inquiry kar rahe hai yaa offer kar rahe hai?
vasu looks him..
B: agar inquiry kar rahe hai to NAI.. and agar offer kar rahe ho to YES..
V: me kyu offer karugi me to nai peeti... kuch bhi naa bole..
V: smoking? casino?
B: nai kuch bhi nai..
V: thank god.. koi kharab habit nai hai.. bless you..
in mean time aakash comes..
aakash sees bunty standing there..
he goes to bunty
aakash: namaste bunty bhabhi.. kaise hai..
bunty: me bilkkul tik hu.. aap kaise ho?
aakash: me bhi tik hu..
bhim comes there.. and kicks aakash away from bunty..
and looks him: hum bhi yahi hai.. hume to kabhi nai puchte tabiyat ka?
aakash makes faces..
bhim: bunty take your mom in room.. let her rest..
bunty takes vasu inside..
bhim: kya hua? naa bol diya..
aakash: wo nai mann rahe hai.. bol rahe hai ki ek baar appointment le liya to cancel nai hogs..
bhim: hey bhagwan.. saari musibat ek saath aa rahi hai..
bunty comes there.. : kaun aa raha hai?
bhim: kaun aa raha hai.. good question.. wo astronaut aa raha hai..
bunty: wo kyu aa rahe hai..
B: ghar ki saaf safai karne..
bunty: hein..??
B: ye kaisa question kyu aa rahe hai.. future dekhne aa rahe hai aakash ka.. aakash ka clinic nai chal raha h naa ishiliyee.. aajkal to crows bhi treatment karne
nai aate aakash ke clinic me..
aakash kicks him..
bhim laughs..
EPIOSDE ENDS..

🤣 oh god 

Oh my God 😆🤣