To,
KB. Dated 25th March 2018
KB temple,
Sidhpur,
Madhya Pradesh.
Subject: List of actions to be taken for/ against your team mates.
Respected KB ji,
This letter is in response to the latest happening in and around Sidhpur following the theft of the Navpashan Shivlings.
It has come to our notice that you have temporarily opted to quit as the protector of Sidhpur and have formed a search team to trace the missing shivlings. In the process however each of your believer has given up using their common sense . Rest all have become sleeping beauties due to your wrath. You are therefore notified to take care of the following points in regard to your teammates
1) Shambhu baba. Please ensure Shambhu baba does not meditate whenever he gets the hold of the shivlings.Since he cannot bring the shivlings himself he should either ask Gauri or Yashpal to work on his behalf. His cooperation towards KB team is affecting due to lack of verbal communication. Plea se allot technological help in case he wants to carry on with his Maun Vrat.
2) Rudra: We aren't sure if he is working for you yet. You are therefore requested to link his AADHAR card with your services for all his future adventures. Also, he is requested to not break any traffic rules or his magic truck will be seized with immediate effect.
3) Gauri: With respect to Gauri's farsighted dreams, you are requested to show her how to tame Namrata in three easy steps in your next video. Detailed description will be appreciated. Please ensure safety against any data theft.
4) Yashpal: Please ensure a good counseling/ medical treatment for him. It has come to our notice that his prolonged stay as a captive has affected his observation capacities. He has failed to distinguish between a healthy and tall Thakut against a short and slim Namrata.
5) Garudi's husband: A serious leakage problem has been detected following which he has been found sharing magic with a commoner. Also, he has been found mixing white magic with black magic and producing a new form of magic called the Grey magic. Please ensure immediate action in this regard.
6) Rahul: Please add him in your list of sleeping beauties. He is more dangerous than Namrata and the shivlings put together.
7) Thakur and Lakhan Pal: Please ensure Data Thakur / Lakhan pal snatches Namrata's bag/ purse next time when she meets them. Without her technology and her newly found gadget for hypnotism she is no match against them.
Sd/-
KBR forumniwasis.