Comic Ishstyle Thriller: Ek Anokhi Premgatha
Hi friends, I m here with again fully faltu post.
As show is going off air, so bear this last(might be)post of mine. Though Haasil is a romantic thriller(par comedy is going on). So now the show is going off air n I came with an idea of comic triangular lovestory thriller. So here is the backdrop of the story:
This story is of 2 friends Mangal and shennu who fall for the same girl; champa. So basically
Ranvir is Mangal;
Kabir is shenu;
Anchal is Champa.Shenu and Champa liked each other but somehow Champa got married to Mangal. But Anchal is hiding something. She is not what she seems. So story will continue from here.
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Mangal n champa wedding and champa is not happy.
Mangal: kabhi na kabhi main tumhe apna bana hi loonga, champa. Yeh Mangal ka vaada hai
Champa: kasam hai mujhe, apni maa aur bhai ki, teri zindagi ka baap, bhai kar doongi.🤣
Shenu: Inn haartho ne hathyar chorhe hain, par woh chalana nahi bhoole. Chhaaammmpppaaa...!!!!!***********************************************
3 months later Champa starts to like Mangal n this doesn't go well with Shenu. Shenu comes to MangPa(mangal n Champa) house
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Shenu: Champa, jab Mangal aaye toh kehna shenu aaya tha.
Champa: kyunki yeh kaun bola!!!Shenu: poora gaaon mujhe Shenu ke naam se jaanta hai.
Champa: jaan ta hoga. Par tum yahan kyu aaye ho?
Shenu: tumhe le jaane. Chorh do mangal ko
Champa: yeh nahi ho sakta kyunki main Mangal ko agle saat janmon k liye apna pati maan chuki hoon. Tum kahin nahi ho Shenu. Tum Kahin nahi ho. Aur vaise bhi, Mera Mangal ayega, dharti ki chaati faadh kar aayega, aasman ka seena cheer k aayega.
Durjan...😆
Shenu: Champa!!!! Main tumhe bhool jaun yeh ho nahi sakta aur tum mujhe bhool jaao, yeh main hone nahin doonga. Aaah...🤣🤣
Champa: Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Shenu Babu.😡
Shenu. Sindoor ki ek dibiya ki keemat only 20 rupaiya. So champa, take a chill pill.😊
Champa: kutte, kamine!!! Main tera khoon pee jaoongi. meee..., Manjulika!!!!!!!!🤬
Shenu: areee bhabhi ji!! Aap toh naraaz ho gyi main jaa raha hoon yahan se************************************************
After this, mangal comes to know about the arrival of shenu at home. So he decides to confront him
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Mangal: jali ko aag kehte hain, bujhi ko rakh kehte hai. Aur jo Shenu ki band bajaye, usse Mangal kehte hain🤣
Shenu: bolo mujhe yahan kyu bulaya hai.
Mangal : kyuki jo baat mujhe karni hai, uske liye khuli hawa hi thik hai kyunki bandh kamre mein tujhe Ulti aati hai.
Shenu: ab mujhe Ulti nahi hoti, ab main ENO pita hoon. Eno... Bole toh gas ki chutti😆
Mangal: kya main jaan sakta hoon yeh ek dost bol raha hai ya...
Shenu: jab tak ek dost bolega tab tak ek dost sunega. Jab Champa ka pati bolega tab ek Devar sunega. Kutte kamine!!! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.
Mangal: yeh Mangal ka khoon hai, koi lemon soda nahi jo garrrh se khola aur phhaaarrr se pee gaye
Mangal: Champa ko chorh do Shenu.
Shenu: babuji ne kaha shraab chorh do. Tumne kaha Champa ko chorh do. Fir ek din sab kahenge zindagi hi chorh do.
Mangal: tauba tera jalwa, tauba tera pyar
Tera emotional attyachaar!!!!🤣
Shenu: yeh emotional attayachaar nahi
Mere dil ka lahu hai
Aur tu koi gair nahi Mangal
Meri Maa ki...honewala bahu hai
Mangal: yeh kaun sa tha jaam jo tune pila diya
Iss bande ka saara system hila diya😉
Shenu: Mangal...
Mangal: Shenu meri jaan...
Tu nahi jaanta ka Champa hamari dosti ko todhna chahti thi. Par main usse aisa karne nahi doonga. Main inn Rishton ka Chakravyuh todh kar hi rahoonga.
Shenu: kya keh rahe ho? What the fadfadati chidiya is this?
Mangal: main Kasam leta hoon k main apne Iss rishte ko har buri nazar se bachao ga. Kasam hai mujhe apne mangalsutra errr!!!! Bracelet ki.
Shenu: main tere saath hoon Mangal. Hamara Pavitra Rishta koi nahi todh payega.***********************************************
Shenu: dost tu hi mera pehla pyar hai.
I love u Mangal
Mangal: Shenuuu!!!! I love u too shenu
I love u too***********************************************
They hug each other and sing
yeh bandhan toh pyar ka bandhan hai
Janson kaa yeh sangam hai.Champa watching from far n frowning and said
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Champa: yeh toh dono mere haath se nikal gye. Chalo ab main bhi Jaggu ko phone kar leti hoon.
Champa: aaja jaggu. Yeh dono toh gye
Jaggu: Champaaa... aa raha hoon main 🤣
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Then the Jaggu comes n they both go away from there . Surprised who is Jaggu? He is Champa's asli boyfriend. She was playing with Mangal n Shenu to get their property by being a looteri dulhan.
So this is Jaggu
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Jaggu: chal Champa kisi aur bakre ki phansaate hain
Champa: han han chalo.
Jaggu: main tera boyfriend, tu meri girlfriend
Champa: ab na karoongi na na, na na************************************************
And they left in search if another bakra.
(Elvi champa n Jaggu couple is dedicated to u as u were shipping them initially 🤣 )
So moral of the story is "
khaya piya kuch nahi, glass todha barah aana😆
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Plz don't throw anda, tomatoes for this achingly long post as anda, tomatoes are expensive na😆
