Bigg Boss Roast, our victim Rohan, and The Curse of Lopi

Today Bigg Boss disappointed me so much. Aaj BB ne dikha dia poori dunia ko that it is dictated by creative's who will do anything for TRP.
BB ne poori planning ke saath, AIB valon ko bulaya for a mazedar, teekha roast session on BB.

But AIB refused, Tanmay darling said- You f**kers, you've already kidnapped our cutie Rohan and dragged him into your super biased show, we will not be a part of such a thakela, low class event where we will be overshadowed by SRK's dazzling 5 minute performance.

Bas now Bigg Boss was like shit, what to do?
They were like let's just replace them with our JDJ dazzlers who keep insulting each other on their own show - ek teer se do shikar, JDJ ke promotion ka promotion, aur hamare roast ka roast,

But sabse zada dil mera toota when I saw only Lopi's roast had become the talk of the town.
Aaj mere pyaare BB contestants ne itni zillat sahi, fir bhi sara attention Lopi le gayi.

-Pehle kind boy Rohan ne Mona ki shadi ka mazaak udaya footage ke naam pe, then my dearest host Sallu bhai mocked her under the disguise of congratulating her for her marriage.
Fir he called her vazandaar, implying that she is fat.
Then KJo came, and had the audacity to say his sadelu film contracts last longer than Mona's fake marriage.
HOW RUDE!

-Sallu called dearest Manu, Manveer's gf. How dare he question's someone's sexual preference?
Samjh nahi ata kya those were glycerin tears?  Ye family show hai. Bhaag jao Sallu yahaan se, next year ye show ban.

-But then those JDJ judges started insulting themselves, KJo called himself fake, and Jackie ki English ke itni bezzati. Apna khud ka roast, bigg boss got buy 1 get 1 free deal. (Bigg Boss contract loopholes, BB biased!)

-Manveer being mocked for saying "bhai bhai", implying that he is Sallu's chela chamcha

Originally posted by: BB10

Today Bigg Boss disappointed me so much. Aaj BB ne dikha dia poori dunia ko that it is dictated by creative's who will do anything for TRP.
BB ne poori planning ke saath, AIB valon ko bulaya for a mazedar, teekha roast session on BB.

But AIB refused, Tanmay darling said- You f**kers, you've already kidnapped our cutie Rohan and dragged him into your super biased show, we will not be a part of such a thakela, low class event where we will be overshadowed by SRK's dazzling 5 minute performance.

Bas now Bigg Boss was like shit, what to do?
They were like let's just replace them with our JDJ dazzlers who keep insulting each other on their own show - ek teer se do shikar, JDJ ke promotion ka promotion, aur hamare roast ka roast,

But sabse zada dil mera toota when I saw only Lopi's roast had become the talk of the town.
Aaj mere pyaare BB contestants ne itni zillat sahi, fir bhi sara attention Lopi le gayi.

-Pehle kind boy Rohan ne Mona ki shadi ka mazaak udaya footage ke naam pe, then my dearest host Sallu bhai mocked her under the disguise of congratulating her for her marriage.
Fir he called her vazandaar, implying that she is fat.
Then KJo came, and had the audacity to say his sadelu film contracts last longer than Mona's fake marriage.
HOW RUDE!

-Sallu called dearest Manu, Manveer's gf. How dare he question's someone's sexual preference?
Samjh nahi ata kya those were glycerin tears?  Ye family show hai. Bhaag jao Sallu yahaan se, next year ye show ban.

-But then those JDJ judges started insulting themselves, KJo called himself fake, and Jackie ki English ke itni bezzati. Apna khud ka roast, bigg boss got buy 1 get 1 free deal. (Bigg Boss contract loopholes, BB biased!)

-Manveer being mocked for saying "bhai bhai", implying that he is Sallu's chela chamcha

-Sabki favorite Bani ko bhi Farah taunted by saying "thoda toh khush lago award mila hai" implying that she is selfish. She cannot even be happy for herself.

I was so hurt, deeply sad, and annoyed when I saw Rohan was the biggest victim. I frantically checked FB, instagram, twitter, BiggBossNewz, The Tribune, The Hindu
But no mention of Prince of India, the golden child, fallen from a golden apple tree.
Sallu insulted Rohan so much, he said - Rohan tum toh show ke first week se kuch nahin karre- he mocked Rohan, our task master by making fun of his performance in the task.
Just because Sallu ke pas dhai kilo ke muscles hai, toh aap Rohan ke body ka mazak udaogey. Sallu is jealous of Rohan's six pack abs. 😡

Fir bhi no one cares about Rohan, and my other beautiful HMs, everywhere Lopi's PR are at work because they think only she suffered today. Lopa bahar se jeet gayi.
Sab logon ke dimaag par Lopa hi Lopa hai.

I hate you Bigg Boss aaj aapki planning ke vajah se sab logon ke saath anaya hua, you made sure the roast becomes biased and scripted Lopa's roast the most.
Itni attention kyon?
Lopa ka roast bhi uske tarah bana dia- one sided. 
Lopa fixed winner hai, aaj pata chal gaya.

Bigg Boss, you stooped so low today, and I never expected this from you.😡
Kal se, I am boycotting your stupid show. 😡
But parson I will come back because bhool chuk maaf, BB karta hai mera dimaag saaf. 

Good Bye Bigg Boss. 🤢

Originally posted by: BB10

Today Bigg Boss disappointed me so much. Aaj BB ne dikha dia poori dunia ko that it is dictated by creative's who will do anything for TRP.
BB ne poori planning ke saath, AIB valon ko bulaya for a mazedar, teekha roast session on BB.

But AIB refused, Tanmay darling said- You f**kers, you've already kidnapped our cutie Rohan and dragged him into your super biased show, we will not be a part of such a thakela, low class event where we will be overshadowed by SRK's dazzling 5 minute performance.

Bas now Bigg Boss was like shit, what to do?
They were like let's just replace them with our JDJ dazzlers who keep insulting each other on their own show - ek teer se do shikar, JDJ ke promotion ka promotion, aur hamare roast ka roast,

But sabse zada dil mera toota when I saw only Lopi's roast had become the talk of the town.
Aaj mere pyaare BB contestants ne itni zillat sahi, fir bhi sara attention Lopi le gayi.

-Pehle kind boy Rohan ne Mona ki shadi ka mazaak udaya footage ke naam pe, then my dearest host Sallu bhai mocked her under the disguise of congratulating her for her marriage.
Fir he called her vazandaar, implying that she is fat.
Then KJo came, and had the audacity to say his sadelu film contracts last longer than Mona's fake marriage.
HOW RUDE!

-Sallu called dearest Manu, Manveer's gf. How dare he question's someone's sexual preference?
Samjh nahi ata kya those were glycerin tears?  Ye family show hai. Bhaag jao Sallu yahaan se, next year ye show ban.

-But then those JDJ judges started insulting themselves, KJo called himself fake, and Jackie ki English ke itni bezzati. Apna khud ka roast, bigg boss got buy 1 get 1 free deal. (Bigg Boss contract loopholes, BB biased!)

-Manveer being mocked for saying "bhai bhai", implying that he is Sallu's chela chamcha

-Sabki favorite Bani ko bhi Farah taunted by saying "thoda toh khush lago award mila hai" implying that she is selfish. She cannot even be happy for herself.

I was so hurt, deeply sad, and annoyed when I saw Rohan was the biggest victim. I frantically checked FB, instagram, twitter, BiggBossNewz, The Tribune, The Hindu
But no mention of Prince of India, the golden child, fallen from a golden apple tree.
Sallu insulted Rohan so much, he said - Rohan tum toh show ke first week se kuch nahin karre- he mocked Rohan, our task master by making fun of his performance in the task.
Just because Sallu ke pas dhai kilo ke muscles hai, toh aap Rohan ke body ka mazak udaogey. Sallu is jealous of Rohan's six pack abs. 😡

Fir bhi no one cares about Rohan, and my other beautiful HMs, everywhere Lopi's PR are at work because they think only she suffered today. Lopa bahar se jeet gayi.
Sab logon ke dimaag par Lopa hi Lopa hai.

I hate you Bigg Boss aaj aapki planning ke vajah se sab logon ke saath anaya hua, you made sure the roast becomes biased and scripted Lopa's roast the most.
Itni attention kyon?
Lopa ka roast bhi uske tarah bana dia- one sided. 
Lopa fixed winner hai, aaj pata chal gaya.

Bigg Boss, you stooped so low today, and I never expected this from you.😡
Kal se, I am boycotting your stupid show. 😡
But parson I will come back because bhool chuk maaf, BB karta hai mera dimaag saaf. 

Good Bye Bigg Boss. 🤢

Originally posted by: -smolderhalder.

@bold 🤣

This post is GOLD.

Originally posted by: TheBrillz

Meri pyaari Lopi ko kuchh mat bolo.😭😭  

Dekha nahi aaj kaise uske makeup ka mazaak udaya? Toh kya hua agar voh Bani ko chudail bulaati hai? Bani toh hai hi na chudail. Lopi ke aankhon mein dard nahi dekha jab usse snake banane ke idea ke liye bhi mock kiya gaya! Kitni mehnat se kiya tha usne- poori concentration aur dedication ke saath! Dekh lena tum, Lopi hi jeetegi.

Lopi FTW! 

Originally posted by: TheBrillz

Meri pyaari Lopi ko kuchh mat bolo.😭😭  

Dekha nahi aaj kaise uske makeup ka mazaak udaya? Toh kya hua agar voh Bani ko chudail bulaati hai? Bani toh hai hi na chudail. Lopi ke aankhon mein dard nahi dekha jab usse snake banane ke idea ke liye bhi mock kiya gaya! Kitni mehnat se kiya tha usne- poori concentration aur dedication ke saath! Dekh lena tum, Lopi hi jeetegi.

Lopi FTW! 

Originally posted by: BB10

Bigg Boss, you stooped so low today, and I never expected this from you.😡
Kal se, I am boycotting your stupid show. 😡
But parson I will come back because bhool chuk maaf, BB karta hai mera dimaag saaf. 

Good Bye Bigg Boss. 🤢