This post and its ''Naamkaran'' is inspired by my strong dislike for Ekta's shows which keeps our telly screens bereft of fresh air of real believable world.(no offense, if you are an EKTA fan) Yesterday while watching Naamkaran I got my Buddhu baksa switched to Kumkum Bhagya and I was pretty much shocked to see that nobody recognizes Pragya as the wife of a rockstar and he has lost his memory I confirmed from my cousin and she updated me about this show and then I asked her Is it a Ekta show? She said yes! I got reminded of its start when the first promo was on air. I liked Madhurima Tuli but my cousin told me she left the show for some movie. And i have seen this Pragya girl in Balika Vadhu and I Liked her there.)
So am summing up how Naamkaran will unfold if Ekta was directing it;
Ashish and ASha having an intense love story 150 Episodes
They have a cute kid Avni and they three bond well 200 Episodes
Enters Ashish's mother and we get shocked to see weak side of Ashish 400 Episodes
Ashish marries someone else to please his mom 500 Episodes
Asha keeps loving him with some anguish and bitterness 600 Episodes
Wife of Ashish is manipulative vamp unhappy to discover he has someone else in his life (Wait! She is a vamp so she is know it all already so no need to discover) 800 Episodes
She starts plotting against Ashish family and Asha Avni 1500 Episodes
Asha sets on mission Xpose Episodes2000
Avni stays with her as a pillar of strength 200 Episodes
Ashish's wife manages to keep Avni with Ashish in her home 100 Episodes
A leep of 15 years 100 Episodes
The grown up Avni hates Asha and Ashish also hates Asha 700 Episodes
Asha keeps doing what she neds to do for trp ---cryng crying 300 Episodes
Some more attempts to have Avni and her love 200 Episodes
5 yera leep 80 Episodes
Avni falls in love with someone 100 Episodes
Asha warns her of the guy being a bad boy but she shuns her 200 episodes
Gets pregnant 900 Episodes
The man leaves her for some other woman/reason/responsibility 150 Episodes
Avni understands the pain of her mom and reunites with her 20 Episodes
Asha gets back with Ashish and Avni forgetting all the suffering taht she underwent 2 Episodes
Ekta also decides to forget the tittle of he series as who bothers to remember the title after 4500 plus episodes! π³
π€’ can't be put better than ths...π My onli concern is how she's managing ruling the chart without fail... y all our cursing is going in waste.. I dotes on Sriti..luv her so much bt I want her to leave that EK crap asap.. but she seems fine n settle nw with KKB fr another 4500 epis... poor me..π
I love this ππ Feels good to know I have some company in my sentiments towards her PH.
No doubt this is exactly how the show would have panned out if it was from her stables π In between these major tracks, I'm sure there would also "minor" developments involving hate marriages, plastic surgeries, leads getting jailed, quick marriages and quicker divorces π And 15 minutes devoted to eyelocks and trip-fall-catch in every alternate episode π
For those who are as baffled and fed up as I am about the content on TV, here is a hilarious write-up. Gives you an idea about the thought processes behind revolting shows.