KRPKAB - Initial Promos Rewritten..

WeRockTheWorld's Poll-Post inspired me to make a new post on the 3 initial promos of the show 😳 The 3 promos which got all of us hooked to the show with sky-is-the-limit expectations 😃 Now that we have the main plot started already, let's see how the promos would look now based on the events till date :

Dev : Kaha se shuru karoon samajh nahi aa raha..

Sona : Jab tumne chant seconds mein kissa hi khatam kar diya tha, toh kya farak padhta hai..

Dev : Sonakshi mai 8 ya 11 saal ka tha (keeps changing 😛 ) jab mere papa nahi rahe, aur aaj bhi jab maa mere ghar mein chulaah jalaane baith jaati hai na, toh unka behavior dekhke mere raungte khade ho jaate hai  Meri maa ne bohot taqleefein sahi hai hamare liye..

Sona : Aur tumhe lagta hai ke tumhari maa ko hamare iss rishte se taqleef hai ? Kya unhone tumhe bhi Barsaati Naala and 2 mins-noodles ka taana maara ? 😕

Dev : Kuch bolti nahi hai, par direct sleeping pills le leti hai 😭

Sona : Toh thik hai, main bhi kuch nahi bolti, par kiunki tum kabhi bhi maa ke alawa kuch samajhte nahi, let me tell you directly that I will wait for you forever, take your time I am there 😛

Dev : (Barge in or already sneaked inside the cabin and hiding behind the curtains) Tumhara Pen reh gaya tha.. 

Sona : Tum yaha pen lautaane aaye the ya phir se stalk kar rahe ho ? 😡

Dev : 😔

Sona : Aur woh saare pal jo humne saath bitaaye the, woh kaise lautaaoge ? 

Dev : Woh lautane ki zaroorat kya hai 😳 You are MINE and only MINE 😛

Sona : Tumhari mummy se phir se ekbaar baat karne do na please ..

Dev : Nahi.. Main jaanta hoon ke woh kabhi face pe manaa nahi karengi, already 2 baar jhoot toh bol chuke hai mujhe directly..  Lekin woh mere kisi bhi rishte se kabhi khush nahi rahengi 😭

Sona : Ajeeb baat hai na Dev, mai tumhari maa ko manaa nahi sakti, aur tum apni maa ko mananaa hi nahi chahte 😡

Ishwari : (Looking at the phone -> shocked, 😲 anrgy, 😡 and then hyper-ventilating with a symptom of probable nervous break down) - Beta Sonakshi ka phir se phone aaya hai (In her mind, yeh ladki abhi bhi mere bacche ke peeche kiun padhi hai 😡)

Dev : (Looking guilty and asking for permission through eye-contact from Ishwari to receive the call) Tumne toh kaha tha phone nahi karogi ?

Sona : Tumhare liye nahi, aunty ki tabiyat jaanne ke liye phone kiya tha.. 

Dev : Good ke tumne unke phone pe phone nahi kiya, mere phone pe kiya 😳 

Sona : Phir se mujhe barsaati naala and 2 mins noodles ka recipe nahi sunna tha 😃

Dev : Inn sab ke baad bhi tum Maa se naraaz KIUN nahi ho 😡

Sona : Naraaz hoon, tabhi weekly diet mein bass 2 din karele ka juice bolke aayi hoon, warna 7 din hi bolti..😛

Dev : Maa thik hai ab 😃

Sona : Good. 👍🏼

Ishwari : (In her mind - Yeh ladka pura din Sonakshi ke sath baat karta rahega, mere saath kabhi waqt nahi bitaayega 😡) Beta naashta thanda ho raha hai ..

Sona : Jaao, mummy bula rahi hai ..

Dev : Kaisi ho tum ? Main jaanta hoon mere begair tum kabhi khush nahi reh paogi, naa hi mai rehne dunga 😛😆

Sona : Jaanti hoon, tabhi toh karele ka juice peene lagi hoon .. story of my life 😊

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Sorry guys this is totally fun-post 😆 But honestly looking at the current state of the show and how it destroyed my expectations in terms of the subtlety, couldn't help but post this 😊 Those 3 promos will be 3 of the bestest promos of Indian tele serials ⭐️

P.S. - Once again credit goes to WeRockTheWorld😊

N loved reading ur versions as well...Mummy already 2 baar jhoot bol chuki hain directly...haha..Ma kuch kehti nahi 😆

Dev: "Kuch bolti nahi hai, par direct sleeping pills le leti ha"

Sona: Acha Kya unhone tumhe Barsaati Naala and 2 mins-noodles ka taana nai maara ?😲(Itna pyaar sirf mere liye😳)😉

And nice post tooo...so very accurately interpreted according to the current situation 👏⭐️

Tussi cha gaye ho Ji 😆

Dev : Kaisi ho tum ? Main jaanta hoon mere begair tum kabhi khush nahi reh paogi, naa hi mai rehne dunga 😛😆

Sona : Jaanti hoon, tabhi toh karele ka juice peene lagi hoon .. story of my life 😊

Omg 🤣