Posted:
8 years ago
Dirty & Alive
Not sure who asked, last night for a foochar part with Manya in it
Kajal?
So here you go!!
I will not reveal where she lives or who she is married to or even if she is,
or how many kids she has, because 9 years from now Manya will be pushing 40
Lets keep wondering about all that...
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II rearranged the fancy potted plants in the back patio, changing the direction of the tallest rubber plant
They had a clear awning now, covering much of the patio, unlike 10 years ago when it was open and sunny
The rattan furniture was different too
II liked to serve dinner outside on summer evenings, the kids played around the various musical fountains and artifician streams
Ranjan chased them around the backyard or followed them around the house
The BBQ unit was bigger too, with a shiny marble counter, with seating for 15 people
Sahana waddled, fell, and rotated on the floor, she was too fat to make much progress at 8 months
It was amusing to watch, she had too much hair and she was too fat
She was almost always in a diaper or some fancy bikini, II gave up on changing her after a point during summer
There was only so much laundry she could do
The boys went through half a dozen tees and shorts every day
II sympathized with the help
One guy constantly ironed or folded laundry
His job was to basically walk around the house and pick up things
Sahana tried to trick the poor chap and make him leave the gate by the grand staircase open or the back stair case open
The man looked terrified when she screamed, demanding the door be left that way
"Aaap jao please" II would apologize "I am sorry" "Yeh saara din Sid Ved ko oopar neeche karte dekhti hai na"
"Hum le jaayen inko?" he asked politely
"Nahi jaayegi" II said sadly "Usko khud chadna hai" She handed him the baby
Sahana squirmed and kicked the man with her fat anklet clad feet and cursed him
"Bahut bigdee hai, iske Dad aur Dadujee ne isko ekdum" II grabbed her back and smacked her butt
In blue jeans and a orange skinny tee, she looked much like the II of "2014"
Simple, unpretentious, with the diamond nose ring and Amma's wedding gift the Iyer diamond ear rings and gold jhumkas
She had a singing event at Malai Mandir last nite, she hadnt changed out of her earrings or nose ring
It was a "OK" sat morning... not too hot for August
The gardner came back "Sola to hata diye hain, aur tees ke qareeb hain" he reminded
"Siddd" she squealed as she stepped on a hot wheels car
Sahana wanted it the moment she picked it up
Ranjan walked out of the lounge into the kitchen
Sahana bobbed like she was about to dive into water
He reached and accepted her
"Kitthe jaana hai gudiya?" he cooed
She told him all about the evil help and how he wouldnt leave the gates open
"achha jee?" Ranjan listened patiently
"Mavvy jara ek gudiya ke sar ka band laayin" he ordered
Even he addressed Mahavir as Mavvy now
Mahavir opened a kitchen drawer and handed him a purple flat two inch fabric elastic band
"Dekh jara, gudiya orange pehni hai, orange deen ya phair golden" he gave fashion advice to Mavvy
Mavvy smiled sheepishly
He handed a orange and a gold
"Gudiya?" Ranjan offered both
"Idu romba too much" (this is too much pampering) II scolded Ranjan, tidying up the kitchen
Sahana turned away, not wanting either, kicking her feet furiously wanting to be gone from
the boring kitchen, her brothers were turning the hose on each other in the back yard
Ranjan sat the squirming fatso down on the marble kitchen counter
Clad only in a orange diaper, she oozed fat like a leaky toothpaste tube
He patiently wrapped the band around her head
And kissed her fat cheeks repeatedly
The cheeks were dirty and muddy, dirt caked up in her body between every fold of flesh
"Veddd" "Go give this to Daddeee raja" she begged one running soaked 4 year old
He ran unmindful
Crashing into a fancy tube like bin in the lounge which guests set their umbrellas in
It contained 3 or 4 umbrellas already
Sending all of them crashing down
Sid walked in crying, since he didnt expect Ved to run inside the house to escape the spray of water, he apparently lost the water fight
"Ammma... he broke the rules"
Mavvy furiously wiped the wet foot prints
Sahana enticed Sid from her perch, cackling
"Gudiyaaa... bhayaa nu bula... Siddharth aayin jara puttar" he cooed
"thatha Ved cheated" Sid screamed
"Aidar aaja mere bache... na jee naa" he cooed blowing air kisses
Sahana immediately climbed on Ranjan's lap, she knew the seat wud be gone if Ranjan gathered Sid into his arms
She was chalooo and manipualtive
II placed tiny wedges of toast in plates and bomeeta cups
"Does this creature belong to u?" Manya walked in removing her sun glasses, she carried a half naked dirty Ved
She gently smoothed Ved's hair off his face and kissed his cheeks
Ved blushed and squirmed
"Athai da" II cooed,
"they are all mine, there shud be 4... some where around here" II said shyly
Sid continued to cry, Ranjan tried to pacify him as he held on to Sahana
"they are all soaked in dirt, u are right, they must be siblings" Manya chuckled, Ved played with her sun glasses
"Hey Dad" Manya attempted to hug Ranjan
Sahana growled
"U are feisty!!!" Manya poked the fat belly
Sahana chuckled and laughed
"My Daddd!!" Manya provoked poking Ranjan
Sahana smacked the hand using her fat slobbery fist
"How was the flight?" Ranjan asked
Manya nodded and yawned
"dimpal kitthe?" she asked pulling a tall stool closer to her Dad sitting down and leaning on Ranjan's shoulder
Sahana pushed Manya's head off
"sassy arent u?" Manya kissed the dirty fist
sahana cooed
"Oh well... if u are going to coo to me then I guess u can lean on my thatha. Otherwise dont even think abt it!!" look
"Ooopar"
"Dimpal and the one like him" Manya gently indicated she missed Nivi
II smiled turning away towards the stove
"These three are like her" Manya declared
THANK GOD
THE JAB CAME
I WAS WONDERING IF MANYA HAD CHANGED
SIGH!!!
SOME THINGS SHALL NEVER CHANGE
RAKSHASANEY
WHERE ARE U?
UR SIS IS MISSING U
"Ammma.. punish him Amma" Sid continued to milk his grief
"Go get Daddy... and Nivi ka, tell them Athai is here" II whispered to Ved
"U told him a secret? I want one too" Sid started crying again, even LOUDER this time
"ayyyo!" II hissed...
Manya noticed Mahavir, he did a shy namaste
"I see HE's still alive" Manya nodded chuckling again
"He has protection" II informed her SIL, amused but not laughing, but nevertheless not arguing
her SIL's assumption that her three youngest would some day kill Mavvy