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Bride with a bulge😳
"I am sorry I thought it was Akka"II lied
"Shes not here yet?" Manya was shocked
AYYO
IN ORDER TO LIE TO YOU I HAD TO REVEAL AKKA IS NOT HERE😆😡
SIGH!!!
"You look pretty" Manya leaned on one of the posters on the bed as she surveyed II
Janaki Athai was trying to dry her hair with a towel with some semblance of success
The hair was too long and thick
"What do u do when u wash it on a weekday?" Manya chuckled
"I dont" "I usually wash it on a Saturday or Sunday, wet hair is too heavy"
"Not MINE" Manya laughed cynically, "Mine weighs a half a pound" she flicked her silky locks back
She was wearing a gorgeous Kanjeevaram like orange saree, with silver flowers, and some expensive designer platinum jewelry
"Can I touch your hair?" she asked
II nodded eagerly
PLEASEEE
PROMISE U AND I CAN BE BFF FOR EVER IF I LET U TOUCH IT?
CHHHEEE
U ARE SO PATHETIC
WELL, SHE HATES ME
ADUKOSRAM?
FOR THAT?
Manya felt her hair
"Its like wet silk" she said shocked
Janaki athai attempted to speak in broken English "Very heavy" she smiled
"Aunty, I wud have neck issues if I had hair like her, on my body it would mop the floor, she is like a bean pole" Manya chattered
Janaki Athai moaned softly in II'e easr "Enna solra puriyalaye" (I dont get it)
"She has a Australian accent Athai" Ii explained
"No I dont" Manya became touchy
Though she may have tried to "put on some" moments ago
"I wish I had an accent" II spoke quickly
"U were in the US werent u?" Manya shook her near moist braid
"12 weeks may be" II laughed
"U shud wash it once a year" Manya smiled
"He makes me" II stopped
AYYYOOO!!!
TELL HER
UR HUSBAND LIKES YOUR WET HAIR
HE INSISTS U GO TAKE A SHOWER
OR GIVES U ONE!!!
Manya stared dumb founded when she realized II's hair was her brother's sex toy
II cleared her throat, and attempted to get up from the low stool in front of the Godrej mirror, that doubled up as her vanity area
"My Ma had long hair too" manya told her, letting go of her hair politely
"Ive seen" II nodded
Nivi twisted, as if she knew Ma
I CAN SEE the clothes move" Manya shrieked
"He is bigger no?" II blushed
"Waise Dimpal says, u and I are the only ones that think its a boy"
II smiled gloriously
YAYYY
I HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON
OH GOD
PLEEJ PLEEJ
MAKE IT A BOY
PLEEJ
"Done" kicked Nivi
Amma peeked, and handed Manya some coffee
"Breakfast doon aapko?" she asked politely
"Oh no aunty I already ate, eggs sorry" she smiled "Umm.. Aunty will it be OK if I invite Makarand?" she asked
Amma smiled joyously
"u dont have to ask
"she belongs to your house, so we are all one family"
AYYYO
AMMA
DONT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT
MANYA WILL THINK YOU AND APPA WANT A SHARE OF THE BILLIONS
"Hes not even my family" manya tried to be cynical but she came off as sad and grieving
Amma squirmed, "Quick Ishita, we leave in 10 minutes"
R&B wandered
Attired in a watered down pink kurta and a cream chudidar
AND SHAVED
II tried to hide a smile
Athai pinned a massive bunch of jasmine, intertwined with "color pookal"
( a mix of orange paper like, marigold, mehendi, tube rose, lavender, frangipani, and the classic red rose)
In her ruby jhumkas, and ruby necklace, and ruby nose ring, shaped like a butterfly wing
She looked ravishing to him
The sight he recalled from Sam's baby shower a year and a half ago
In a Burgundy saree
She lowered her gaze as he ogled shamelessly
""If she hurts her neck, u are taking her to therapy" Manya chuckled loudly, breaking the couple's magical scented trance
He half smiled
Athai politely tried to leave, taking II's damp towels "I will go dry it in the balcony" she whispered in Tamil
II's mehandi was up to her elbow, last nite, as she dozed on her divan by the window the mehendi waali had quickly decked it up
"Do u like my saree?" she asked looking at him through the reflection
"Its like the one u wore at the wedding?" he asked, an astute man with keen eyes
Manya grunted... "Iyers have so many traditions"
"I think they just pander to girls like me" II said giggling
"U love to dress up?" manya asked
"I hate it" II smiled and looked meaningfully at her husband
He bend down on her ear, held a shoulder and whispered "Phew!! so there wont be any regrets when I take it off"
Warm color rushed to her face, as she fantasized being seduced by him
"Mujhe koi kuch kehta nahi hai" Sam was shouting
Only to appear with Lasya, the fatso wearing a ripe mango color Kanjeevaram lehanga with parrot green zari border, and a green puffed sleeve blouse
"Oh! great!! My only chance to entice the dude trying to be an Iyer, she is already decked up as one" Lasya scanned II's face
"Neeye seriyana gundu, onakku edukku dee puffed sleeves?" II crushed the butter ball (u are so fat, why do u need puffed sleeves?)
"How come u are wearing jasmine and another multicolored string, I only got jasmine" Lasya stared at the colors on II's hair
Her curls were arrested with a jasmine hair band
"SOOO PRETTY" Sam hugged her
"Chalooo kaun kis gaadi mein jaayega?"
"Dad is eating idli, Tan is always bhooko he is too probably, Manya aur main ek gaadi, my cousin, best friend and Aroras and Cheemas and Gogias, sab ek ke baad ek niko
Bechari aunty she is serving idlis to the Punjabi batallion"
"there are all here?" Manya asked shocked
Sam nodded delighted "They pay the bog bucks and get crappy idlis, we now have an Iyer in our family we get the best food ever" she hugged II
"U look like a bride" Sam sighed "With a bulge" she cracked herself up
Ii kissed Lasya hard turning her cheeks crimson😆
"She smacked II and reached for the dude
Lakshmi's kids ran in and out chasing Bala's NOIDA cousin's kids
"Where is VANDITA?" sam asked
"I am sorry I thought it was Akka"II lied
"Shes not here yet?" Manya was shocked
AYYO
IN ORDER TO LIE TO YOU I HAD TO REVEAL AKKA IS NOT HERE😆😡
SIGH!!!
"You look pretty" Manya leaned on one of the posters on the bed as she surveyed II
Janaki Athai was trying to dry her hair with a towel with some semblance of success
The hair was too long and thick
"What do u do when u wash it on a weekday?" Manya chuckled
"I dont" "I usually wash it on a Saturday or Sunday, wet hair is too heavy"
"Not MINE" Manya laughed cynically, "Mine weighs a half a pound" she flicked her silky locks back
She was wearing a gorgeous Kanjeevaram like orange saree, with silver flowers, and some expensive designer platinum jewelry
"Can I touch your hair?" she asked
II nodded eagerly
PLEASEEE
PROMISE U AND I CAN BE BFF FOR EVER IF I LET U TOUCH IT?
CHHHEEE
U ARE SO PATHETIC
WELL, SHE HATES ME
ADUKOSRAM?
FOR THAT?
Manya felt her hair
"Its like wet silk" she said shocked
Janaki athai attempted to speak in broken English "Very heavy" she smiled
"Aunty, I wud have neck issues if I had hair like her, on my body it would mop the floor, she is like a bean pole" Manya chattered
Janaki Athai moaned softly in II'e easr "Enna solra puriyalaye" (I dont get it)
"She has a Australian accent Athai" Ii explained
"No I dont" Manya became touchy
Though she may have tried to "put on some" moments ago
"I wish I had an accent" II spoke quickly
"U were in the US werent u?" Manya shook her near moist braid
"12 weeks may be" II laughed
"U shud wash it once a year" Manya smiled
"He makes me" II stopped
AYYYOOO!!!
TELL HER
UR HUSBAND LIKES YOUR WET HAIR
HE INSISTS U GO TAKE A SHOWER
OR GIVES U ONE!!!
Manya stared dumb founded when she realized II's hair was her brother's sex toy
II cleared her throat, and attempted to get up from the low stool in front of the Godrej mirror, that doubled up as her vanity area
"My Ma had long hair too" manya told her, letting go of her hair politely
"Ive seen" II nodded
Nivi twisted, as if she knew Ma
I CAN SEE the clothes move" Manya shrieked
"He is bigger no?" II blushed
"Waise Dimpal says, u and I are the only ones that think its a boy"
II smiled gloriously
YAYYY
I HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON
OH GOD
PLEEJ PLEEJ
MAKE IT A BOY
PLEEJ
"Done" kicked Nivi
Amma peeked, and handed Manya some coffee
"Breakfast doon aapko?" she asked politely
"Oh no aunty I already ate, eggs sorry" she smiled "Umm.. Aunty will it be OK if I invite Makarand?" she asked
Amma smiled joyously
"u dont have to ask
"she belongs to your house, so we are all one family"
AYYYO
AMMA
DONT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT
MANYA WILL THINK YOU AND APPA WANT A SHARE OF THE BILLIONS
"Hes not even my family" manya tried to be cynical but she came off as sad and grieving
Amma squirmed, "Quick Ishita, we leave in 10 minutes"
R&B wandered
Attired in a watered down pink kurta and a cream chudidar
AND SHAVED
II tried to hide a smile
Athai pinned a massive bunch of jasmine, intertwined with "color pookal"
( a mix of orange paper like, marigold, mehendi, tube rose, lavender, frangipani, and the classic red rose)
In her ruby jhumkas, and ruby necklace, and ruby nose ring, shaped like a butterfly wing
She looked ravishing to him
The sight he recalled from Sam's baby shower a year and a half ago
In a Burgundy saree
She lowered her gaze as he ogled shamelessly
""If she hurts her neck, u are taking her to therapy" Manya chuckled loudly, breaking the couple's magical scented trance
He half smiled
Athai politely tried to leave, taking II's damp towels "I will go dry it in the balcony" she whispered in Tamil
II's mehandi was up to her elbow, last nite, as she dozed on her divan by the window the mehendi waali had quickly decked it up
"Do u like my saree?" she asked looking at him through the reflection
"Its like the one u wore at the wedding?" he asked, an astute man with keen eyes
Manya grunted... "Iyers have so many traditions"
"I think they just pander to girls like me" II said giggling
"U love to dress up?" manya asked
"I hate it" II smiled and looked meaningfully at her husband
He bend down on her ear, held a shoulder and whispered "Phew!! so there wont be any regrets when I take it off"
Warm color rushed to her face, as she fantasized being seduced by him
"Mujhe koi kuch kehta nahi hai" Sam was shouting
Only to appear with Lasya, the fatso wearing a ripe mango color Kanjeevaram lehanga with parrot green zari border, and a green puffed sleeve blouse
"Oh! great!! My only chance to entice the dude trying to be an Iyer, she is already decked up as one" Lasya scanned II's face
"Neeye seriyana gundu, onakku edukku dee puffed sleeves?" II crushed the butter ball (u are so fat, why do u need puffed sleeves?)
"How come u are wearing jasmine and another multicolored string, I only got jasmine" Lasya stared at the colors on II's hair
Her curls were arrested with a jasmine hair band
"SOOO PRETTY" Sam hugged her
"Chalooo kaun kis gaadi mein jaayega?"
"Dad is eating idli, Tan is always bhooko he is too probably, Manya aur main ek gaadi, my cousin, best friend and Aroras and Cheemas and Gogias, sab ek ke baad ek niko
Bechari aunty she is serving idlis to the Punjabi batallion"
"there are all here?" Manya asked shocked
Sam nodded delighted "They pay the bog bucks and get crappy idlis, we now have an Iyer in our family we get the best food ever" she hugged II
"U look like a bride" Sam sighed "With a bulge" she cracked herself up
Ii kissed Lasya hard turning her cheeks crimson😆
"She smacked II and reached for the dude
Lakshmi's kids ran in and out chasing Bala's NOIDA cousin's kids
"Where is VANDITA?" sam asked
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