Hairy suckers
I suddenly felt like doing a foochar chapter
What the heck, its the end of a Holiday week, lets just DO IT
"Amma" Sid whined in the back seat
"I said I dont want to talk" she dismissed
The lil pink face was teary eyed...
"I told him not to do it"
"Yaar da? Nee daane? I believe that" (Who YOU? I believe that) II cackled cynically
"Amma you let Sahana do what she wants"Ved pointed to the fat blob of fat oozing of the car seat
The moment she heard her name on of her "GODS" lips she shook excitedly and cooed loudly
"Are they taking me out of my car seat? Do I get to ride in the middle of the two? Maybe starting tomorrow u can start sending me to school with them Amma?"
"She is out of control, yes, but she hasnt done what you have, ...yet" II sighed
She drove a Toyota Land Cruiser, much like Ma's fortified and solid
This was silver though, Ma's was white
"If Dadi was around, she would probably just chuckle and hug you" II mumbled
She pulled into the drive way, and parked in a pulled the hand brake
There was a tricycle and 5 bikes parked diagonally across
One of the guards smiled sheepishly
II had gone off to work at 6 this morning
The boys had rode all the bikes and parked in a pattern all along the parking spot, Sahana had rode her trike and parked it near theirs, or the boys "helped"
(read "pushed" her)
She followed them like a shadow, screaming when they got on the stairs, and she couldnt, every floor had a gate at the stairs, she could only go down upto the stairs
Once Ved had picked her up at 10 months and tried to go down the last three steps from 2nd to 1st floor
, and had rolled down two stairs, causing too many bruises...
II was terrified of not being home when they were home
R&B and Ranjan had promised they would get them ready and ship them to school
Mahavir had a permanent harassed beaten look on his face, first of all he didnt quite understand the 4.5 year old twins' baby talk secondly he was frghtened by them
He constantly looked over his shoulder, he was sure one day they would do something to him and no one will ever know🤣
Mahavir's three assistants werent "Afraid" but they let Mahavir deal with the boys... oh ya there were not "afraid"
Secretly they all thought the boys were ruthless mercenaries
"Nivi ka never did anything like this" II cried softly
"Where is she?" Ved asked pulling II's sweater sleeve
"U two shudnt make small talk with me" II ordered
The boys stood in a corner with solemn faces
The car was like a dump "Amma's car is always a dump" she muttered
From littered food crumbs, to kids stuff, random rolled
socks in pink purple, black and white, there was nerf guns and water bottles and tennis rackets and back packs and blankets and tablets and power cords
"Dono kahe sir ko, unki gaadi (he laughed pointing to the cycles and trikes) yahi park hoyegi" Hari Prakash from "Haj" defended the boys' use of prime parking spot
"Well too bad... after today's stunt, they dont get to park in the family's drive way" II scolded her boys
"Ammmaaa" they screamed
"Bhayya please yeh sab hatakar meri gaadi laga denge kya?. aur Amma shaayad school se jaate time mere liye books
chhodengi" II's tamil periodicals were coming today
"Andar bhej denge Ammaji ko" he said
"Nahi aayengi" II nodded... "The boys will trap her"
Umm... they did... once... they locked her in the 1st floor bathroom🤣
II thought she must have left, and continued fixing dinner
Mahavir came running to tell her he hears a woman in a bathroom
I THOUGHT THESE BOYS WERE MAKING ME BATTY
MAHAVIR IS BATTY OR WHAT?
"Bhabhiji hum keh rahe hain"
By the time II found the keys and rescued Amma.. it was quite late
"Amma can we go to Rohini to Paati's house?" Ved asked
"Only place u will go is to the dungeon"
"Does it have Vikings wearing horned helmets?" Sid asked🤣
"Zippp" II warned
Ranjan wasnt home, R&B was on a call, he waved to the boys, the boys were too afraid to wave back
II forgot to grab Sahana from the car, too busy collecting the junk😕😆
"Bhayya ek minute, she opened the door and grabbed her" it took the slimy ball of flesh ONE second to slide off II's grip, she duckwalked? shuffled to her brothers
And looked at them smiling devilishly
"Amaam di, get more training from your masters" Sahana stood wrapped around Ved's legs looking up at him expectantly...
"Oh please please master!! teach me... how you bees so good at what u doos?"🤣
II walked inside with things in both arms
As she turned from the entryway the boys were headed out towards the gate
"Please gate band karen" she ordered
"Oh great!! my only chance to escape this house and she busts me" Saha turned and glared at II😆
"Vaa dee nee ulle, look at you? did u roll home from their pre school? LOOK AT YOU" II shrieked and shook her head and just went in, letting them wander the front yard
R&B met her by the Monet, ending his call.. she handed him a bouqet of half eaten suckers (lollipops) with hair on it
"Inda, onakku... da" she whispered, he accepted the hairy suckers with a nod and "Thanks"
as he pinned his garbage laden wife by the Monet and kissed her thoroughly,
she let the things fall off her arms and wrapped her arms around his neck, groaning
Edited by Nisha0604 - 8 years ago
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