Trade & Union
"I can trade" she said looking up at him flirtatiously
She was wearing a simple red tie and dye kurta and a off white chudidaar, her hair braided simply as always
"Yes to both" he whispered interrupting her
He leaned on her fully, moving gently, in slow grinding movements
"Ur libido seems to increase when u are drugged up, not sure if its a good or a bad thing" she mocked
He kissed her mercilessly
She begged for release "Vidu da"
"Whats the trade?" he asked kissing the tip of her nose and tonguing her nose ring
"In exchange for staying home" he reached and dipped into her kurta
"Ughhh... kaiya edu da" (take ur hands off me)
He fondled and she continued
"I can go bring Lasya for u" she smiled
"I thought she was the other woman" he whispered laughing uncontrollably on her cleft
She yanked his hair and pulled his face up "Well... she is, but I know u are "out of action" she pointed to the bandaged hand
"No I am not" he claimed, fondling and teasing the tip, she smiled eventually, raggedly "I guess u are not" she said barely audibly
"I wont go if u sit up here with me"
"And watch u type?" "No thanks" she whispered, hugging him... "I have tons to do downstairs..." "Dad says he wants us to go to a few homes to drop stuff off
"
"I am incapacitated remember?" he reminded her waving his hand
"You dog" she laughed
Tan brought Lasya over on his way to Munirka
She was dressed in ankle length jeans with heart motif on the knees with a white tee with a giant sparkly heart motif, her hair in one fat scruffy tail
Her fat feet bare... like she jumped up and got in the car with Tan
She let Tan give her to II, looking at II's face curiously
"Yenn di... apdi paakare?" (why are us taring? u brat) II crushed her
"Umm.. I guess since hes not around I could actually let u hold me" Lasya responded
There were people in the lounge, Tan knew most...Ranjan invited him to eat and chat
II held the fatso close to her face and walked inside
Lasya looked at the chefs with the tall hait and began to scream
"Rakshasi... they are making food" II whispered, scolding her, yet enjoying those fat tears fall down the pink cheeks
"Kya khilaate ho aap isko" she asked Tan, as he grabbed a beer
"Sam begs me to help wean her... I am so traumatized by the way we weaned Nandu, I am not doing it" Tan explained
"Achocho... cutie" II cooed... Lasya squirmed and let herself down... waddling and falling... reaching for crumbs the chefs were spilling
Picking up a pea, picking up a lil pink onion cube.. "Ayyo... kudu di" II hissed
"Hamara ghar ek poora weekend chalta hai yeh tamasha, of weaning... we close the doors shut all windows, nobody on the outside can hear us murder the child" Tan spoke somberly
"How sad no" II cooed
"Iska pata nahi.. she seems that way... but men love boobs" Tan chuckled
II blushed a glorious red
"Sam has traumatized Nandu, ab pata nahi kya hoga uska" he shook his head mock worried
"Taking away the one thing he so loved" "Sam has caused permanent damage in my boy"
"U are insane" II chuckled, laughing uncontrollably
"I have to be... iska size dekha? she is 30 lbs" Tan sighed wearily
"she is too cute Tan" as Lasya stood herself up, wrapping her arms around II's leg
"Chal apne miya ko de azaadi yaar bechaara..." Tan persuaded
"Bilqul nahi, he was in so much pain last night... I clipped a ankle bracelet on him..." II smiled
"Aur humne socha Iyer ladki ekdum duffer hogi" Tan looked shocked
"Aap ke soch ki main zimmewar nahi hoon" she smiled, walking up the back staircase as Tan left
They stood at the living room door, watching dude twirl his hair as he typed
Lasya screamed...
R&B turned
Music played in slow motion, heavens showered rose petals, Lasya immediately detached herself from II, and waddled... "Unggga" she screamed "Uncle R?"
NO SILLY WHY WILL SHE CALL HIM "UNCLE"😡
SHE PROBABLY SAID
"LOVER"
"HONEY BUN"
SUGAR"
YA "SUGAR"
RAKSHASAN
I HAVE NO NICKNAME FOR U
UMM... EXCEPT RAKSHASAN.😳.. WHICH IS SO WELL DESERVED
SHE CALLS YOU SUGAR?😆
PAAVI
"Peanut" whispered R&B bending down and deftly picking her up with his left arm alone
"Thank God u are here, I dont know what she would have done to me otherwise.. this is quite dangerous I tell you... she even took me to the kitchen, two mean men in white robes and tall hats like Klu Klux Klan holding knives stared down at me... my Dad was with me, otherwise there is no telling what she would have done, she only LOOKS pretty... very pretty I mean umm..😳... almost like ME.😆.. tall and long hair and nose ring, BUTTT... her belly is fat... I told u she will try every trick in the book to become like me..."
Lasya stared curiously at the wrapped hand... touching it with drooling hands, she sucked her middle and ring fingers
"II hurt me" R&B informed, tilting his head sideways to point to his wife, who was now leaning on the
door jamb of the twin glass doors, arms across the chest watching the Laila Majnu milan
"ADA PAAVI!!!" II shrieked (U stink ball)
Lasya chattered, raining a litany of abuse in gibberish for II, or so it seemed like to II
"Thanks" R&B kissed the fat cheek with gratitude, and WINKED AT II
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